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This is up you too. Thank you to Ryan for the bags of tobacco and the cigar. I appreciate it Got your business card That's what's up. Look at this monster cigar, YouTube. This is ridiculous. I gave her a cut. Now I want to give her a light, that's what's up. We came with matches, yo, hell yeah. We got a sick gobbly. Before it's some jack in there. And mixed it with some mango Pepsi. anniversary most definitely what's up be a buddy the sugar free version kind of sucks because it doesn't have real sugar in it the artificial sweetener crap this is probably for us I was worse for you but but that's alright That's all right. Making a quick time player video while I'm on, the Courtney Night Sucks Discord. I want to go get the sugared version. They were out, so I got… The sugar free. But look at this goblet. 11 rules of the earth baby, cheers Hell yeah. Now just the support I've gotten in the last couple of days, leading up to my birthday, I appreciate it. The matches they set. That's cool. Nobody, they're red. I also got some shooters in the fridge. Appreciate that. I appreciate that. Several shooters in the fridge. that several shooters of Vagermeister and two other new ones to try out. and that's most definitely what's up. Cheers, you too. And you know what? I had a good birthday, to be honest. The love for my family and friends and fans is enough. You know what I'm saying? So who knows? We've got some old number seven that bought the store. And some of that mango Pepsi. After I made that video responding to that text message laughing at the you know who, you know what, or you know what, or calling you know what, each refused to acknowledge they exist. That will piss them off even more than ignoring. You know what? What call him, you know what? Each refuse to acknowledge they exist. That will piss them off even more than ignoring them. And I got people on my side, YouTube. And we're looking into these assholes and their shit. And it's going to happen. My trolls are going to get really fucked for messing with me and my friends and family for years. And when it happens, it'll be glorious. And they will rue the trolls. Because last time I filmed it, I got to blow my nose. And it's not in my mustache. Ah, that's gross. The whole… King Cobra had a bugger in his nose when he… May… made the default avocado video, and it was so gross. Ew. Never since then I've been more careful about checking that shit. You go to blow your nose off camera or take a shit or whatever and blow your nose. Then you know what I'm saying? But they sent me cool shit in the mail like shooters of alcohol, you know what I'm saying? Sick goblets. And that's why the trolls are jealous. I got more support than they'll ever have. Happy birthday, Cobes. Hope, the weird covert you made is treating you well. It is. A brue, Brue, Primmin' Glen Glen Glenlle Maybe. A brother, you can't go on live tonight, maybe. I don't have to go live, it's all they make a video, right? Hey brother. What's up, you too, making a video? That's what's up. What's up, you too? Making a video, that's what's up. Happy 30, you wished me, happy 35 years ago. It's not bad, it's just a number, and new experiences keep shredding. Well said, I love playing guitar. Happy birthday brother, I hope you have a good one. You know, the only reason I… The only reason I read that text message off was to laugh at the ass so on stream. I don't even respond to those assal text messages. Block deletes. But the text message was so funny. I was like, this guy sucks. And someone was crapping all over his hustle. He wouldn't like it. Oh well, let's do it to Cobra. Hmm. They would fucking hate it. It'd be funnier than shit watching them squirm going, Oh this is how Cobra feels like a gilly basis, fuck. That's just it. They're so fucking miserable, dude. It's pathetic. I got fans who send me tobacco booze. Cool shit in the mail. Food, snacks. They don't got shits. I've accomplished more than they have in their 30s, I guarantee you that. It's fucking sad. I got fans who would send me cigars in the mail. I cut this bastard, I cut this bastard and give it a lit, I'm like, that's pretty good. I take it on a drag, put it out, that I'm just chief into the whole thing in one sitting. I occur to see, you know. Even if it is my dirty 30, who cares? And they're right, age is just a member man. Chilling like a rockster villain, making a video. I got serious in my boycott TikTok after watching those crappy Tiktoks that Dushbag made earlier. Holy crap! Is that the kind of crap that Tiktok allows in their platform? No thank you. I'll stick to making YouTube videos. But your attention spin, you can't watch a video longer than five minutes. You got shit to do! King Cobra tells it like it is. It's the truth. That's why TikTok wasn't invented for the simple assholes who can handle like five minutes of a video. So you get the YouTube experience, but a little bit shorter and quicker, you get your fixed faster. Rockin' that deathbed tape shirt, hell fucking yeah. of their own record company and then sign me. You could get a cooler independent label if you tried to be honest. And that's what really grinds my trolls man. There's even though they have more than I have, they're more miserable. That I'm honestly happier in my life than they are in theirs. And that's what really pisses him off. The most they have is at the end of the day, Oh, King Cobra's at Troll, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. But outside of that, they don't got shit. Their whole existence is run by me. And the various of their assholes are they harass. Now getting bullied in school prepared me for the real world to be honest. You know, when you talking about? Welcome to… High school. If you're being harassed or bullied, tell a teacher you trust, ignore it and walk away. YouTube does the same crap. If you're being bullied, report it to YouTube, ignore it and walk away. It doesn't work. And you can't talk about online bullying. Oh, you're just giving attention to the trolls. You're just giving attention to the trolls. Then, then, then, how is supposed to have a conversation about online bullying and how to stop it? You know what I'm saying? It's bullshit, YouTube. Got you on Quick Time Player, sipping a Combo? That's what's up. You know, if we're being autistic, I'm doing pretty good for myself. I got my own business. The asshole who says I don't make money off tactical soap. Bull shit! I placed a big order with tactical soap the other day. It made 75-75 made 75 bucks back ordering from my own affiliate link and using my own coupon code. Sweet! I get to smell sexy for the of-age ladies and make 75 bucks doing it. Well fucking hey sign me up! And I've noticed that women around town are starting to respond to me in a more positive light. Well, that's King Cobra JFS. Gee, I wonder why. Not because he totally fights for gender equality or nothing. That's most definitely what's up. I'm stuck to pipe tobacco for days. I know some people who know some people. And it's just funny because the trouble's going to get what's coming to them one day. 20, 10 plus, 10 plus years of fucking with an autistic because I think it's funny. You know what I'm saying? I'm on the fucking battleground here for cyber bullying. And your eye doesn't get to me? Why it doesn't? Because I'm not the only one getting bullied on the internet. People who bully people on the internet are just the absolute worst. You're too much of a coward-pussy chicken shit to do it to their face, so you create some fake account like oh look at me on Billy bad ass with the keyboard dude fuck you spineless pussy chicken shit motherfucker you gotta think these people get bullied on the internet too that's why they do much other people you know I'm saying it's the fucking truth the majority of the assholes that bully me on the YouTube would get bullied themselves in real life, get their online or offline, or their lives are so miserable. And I feel sorry for them. They do. Because you gotta think how miserable you have to be to pick on somebody with autism, whether you like their content or not, you know what I'm saying? Like seriously, I hate there's certain celebrities I don't like, I don't spend all day harassing them, that just seems pointless and wasting a waste of my time. What up you two got your quick time player? Hello mate, hello I may have the wrong number. If I do I'm sorry if this is Josh then awesome I'm Dave from Florida and love your channel. Big fan I enjoy what you do and hope you continue to do so happy birthday, Coves. Yeah, I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. All the birthday wishes are definitely appreciated on Facebook and social media and what have you. I got a lot of people that care about me. The troubles don't have what I have and they're super jealous man. Think about it, YouTube. Look at the sick goblet. That was sent in a recent care package through the PO box. You know what I'm saying? They're jealous. It's beyond pathetic, YouTube. Seriously, the time my troll spends harassing me, they could do their own YouTube channel and gain some followers. You know? Now somebody who makes YouTube videos for a living, I must say, that using YouTube to harass people is a waste of YouTube. You know what I'm saying? But like there are millions of other YouTubeers to watch your look my content, suck it and go watch someone else. But you pick on me because I mean impact in your life in some way, shape, or form. They send me text messages, I get two of them now, they're not that many anymore. Because I just don't respond to it, I block and ignore the stupid negative text messages. And the trolls are getting bored, they're like, this isn't fun. Coble just sits there and drinks onogglums controlling our lives. And he's doing it while getting drunk and laughing at our asses. Shit! What are we done with our life? Cobra's 30 years old. It's got almost 22,000 subs on YouTube. Meanwhile, all we're doing is talking shit, making them more famous. God damn it! Have you heard of King Cobra JFS? So that sexy goth bad boy who's 30 years old and wears tactical soap? Fuck yeah! So, especially when I go to the bar. I don't really care about getting laid, to be honest, after three years of waiting patiently, you can't just wait. Hope for the best, if it don't work out, who cares? At the end of the day, I'm still Gothic King Cobra, you know? So even if I don't get laid, who cares? I'm a YouTube celebrity. Most guys would kill to have that. Oh shit. I have. I saw that posted on the Frosty's Discord and the Courtingite sucks Discord. to end cyber bullying. So be it. All the fucked up shit the children are doing to me. People are using that and going, hey, you know what, we gotta end cyber bullying because Cobra's not the only one getting harassed by these cock suckers on the internet. Let's say you're never discussion let's end cyber bullying. If you're too much of a chicken shit bitch to do it in real life, why do it behind behind the computer screen and a fake username because you feel safely in your little safe space? You whittle 12 safe space. And I mean when I prank all people I use my real fucking phone number because I ain't afraid. These trolls are fucking text me from ditch phone numbers. You trace it back in. It's just a different number every time. They think you're being funny but really it's just sad and pathetic. It's just sad and pathetic. race it back and and making some bad-ass videos. Pretty much what I do every day. Mine is the drinking. I'll drink every day. But however, it's my birthday, so fuck it, let's get drunk. Oh shit. Do you look at this goblet? Look at it. You know one of those metal cup goblets? We got to take the middle piece out to wash it by hand and then put it back in kind of thing. These things are sick bro. That's satanic and got the shit. Hellesifer. Zoo Zoo Chaos Legion So all the team is in hell. Every demonic force possible in hell, including the almighty ruler himself, Satan, cheers. I'm not shitting you YouTube. At night my shadow has demon wings. I've seen him sprouting out of my shadow. Hell yeah. I'm just, I'm tired of Satan getting a bad name because of all the extremists. And that's the story of every fucking religion to be truthful. I don't give a fuck what religion you are. I practice my religion. I practice the combination of black magic, demon magic, Tai Chi, electrokinesis, telekinesis, spiritual meditation, that kind of thing, power of the mind type shit. Oh. And when you actually see it, it's starting to conf influence on the world around us, it really makes you think. I've seen some shit that I even, I can't explain, like whoa. And there are people who doubt my powers, that's cool. There will always be donors. The support I have is real. The support I have is real. The cult I have is real. There are fans out there who do damn you anything for me. And I appreciate that. I am stocked on pipe tobacco. Holy shites. Even when I run out of Nxts, I'm not worried about it because holy crap, dude. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven plus bags slash containers of pipe tobacco. Holy shit. Sick. I even have a fan who sent me one making supplies. Come on, dude. That's most definitely what's up. Right now, I'm on the court. I'm on the court. Any night sucks discord. Chilling like a rock star villain. Making a quick time player video so some of my true fans get to see the video before it goes on tubes. What? I like going live, but sometimes it's good to have a break and just make regular videos. Oh, but apparently according to the trolls, I don't make money off my t-shirts. That's funny because… Cheers. dirty 30 motherfakers! We got some Jack Daniels! There's some sugar-free mango Pepsi. I wanted the regular sugar version but they were were out, so I just grabbed whatever they had available. I like mango Pepsi. That's tasty. Non-sponsor. But I've literally made like 200 bucks almost damn near in the last couple of days. Selling shirts. That's crazy at thirty years old. I did not think I would have almost 22,000 subscribers on YouTube that is nuts even someone bought a Troll Slayer shirt where a fan forever shot me to look like Doc Holliday says I'm your huckleberry and this is Troll Slayer Yeah, buddy getting bullied in a school gave me a thick skin to be honest. Watching teachers pick favorites, help me see how the real world is. Why Johnny Ringo? Do you look like someone just walked over your grave? Farts not with you holiday. I beg your difficer. We started a game. We forgot to finish. Play for Blood, remember? Well, I was just fooling about well I wasn't this time it's legal all right longer let's do it say when Now Johnny, you ain't no Daisy, you ain't no Daisy at all. You know that scene, Tombstone, where Doc Holliday says, say when, that's exactly how it is for my trolls. My trolls think they're hot shit, and then me being like, Doc Hollities, Pff! non-cologies Master troll Slayer Internet memes of the day Fuxlavery, I don't give a fuck what color your skin is, just fuck slavery in general. They don't fucking teach you about white slavery, about how the Scottish and the Irish were enslaved. Because it's only slightly different. The only difference is the Scottish and the Irish literally came here to escape a hard life. Just like any other immigrant, they come to America for a better life. They weren't forced to come here and sold off by their village leaders like the Africans were. That's the only difference. People want to use the whole, oh why through slaves to argument and that's kind of true but at the same time it's like bro shut the fuck up and check your fucking privilege. I got stuff to make group of your floats. I've got some Bud Light Platinum, got some Jack Daniels, I am set for the evening. I've got some shooters, got enough alcohol to knock over a small horse. Yeah, I'm definitely set for the evening. But I appreciate my friends and my fans more than you know. Because those are the people you count on when you're feeling like crap. The people who look up to you are the people who are fans of your videos are your fans. You know what I'm saying? People who are fans of your videos are your fans. You know what I'm saying? cigars kick-ass tobacco pipes, bagsllant Wands It's been awesome Now my fans will text me Now if you see what your dumb trolls did today, I don't care. I ignore them for the most part because they'll get their just desserts. I got people looking into it and it's going to play out in my favor just nicely. You wait and see. Bought me a powerball ticket with my dirty 30. That'd be cool if I won. I bought me a Powerball ticket with my Dirty 30. That'd be cool if I won. I do more than the Dream House. I do so much good. I could do so much good for the world, if I won the lottery. It'd be more than just building my Dream House with the clock tower and the 48 bells. Yes sir. I've become Casper's top tier dude if I built my fucking dream house. I tell you what, your chicks think I'm sexy now. Wait till I build my dream house. Then they'll be sitting there going shit. To keep my pickup line at bars. Hey baby you like clock towers because I ring your bells. Yeah. I'm horrible. Oh, King Cooper is drinking his smart ass juice. We're in trouble now. You're going to use… That's what they should call it Jack Daniels. They should call it onery juice. Because it makes me an armory smart ass. But nature has these things and play. If you're getting so drunk you're trying to fuck a will-the-beast of each person. Your dick-duck get hard. And when your dick doesn't get hard, that's the jack-telling you just… No, bro, bro, you could find better quality. You know what's. No, bro, you could find better quality. You know what's that's horrible Go to the bar and wake up next to Chibaka. She's like good That was a wonderful night Most men wouldn't give me a chance. That's horrible. I'm not saying one night stands should be a thing, but… Given the less attractive people a chance every now and then it boosts their morale. You know what I'm saying? I'm not exactly attractive myself. I'm not going to be modest or cocky about it, I'm just telling it like it is. I've got that creepy autistic look going. If I smile, it just creeps people out. A little too far? Shit. But you've got to work with your attractive qualities. That's what dating is all about. It's all about that confidence and… But I have a very low negative self-esteem so I'm one to talk about confidence. The celebrating of my birthday day and reflecting on what I've done throughout my 20s, dude my 20s were fucking awesome. Dude my 20s were fucking awesome. Dude my 20s were fucking awesome in my 30s are going to be even more awesome. It's just really a mindset, you know what I'm saying? Nobody likes getting older, that's just how it is, but you just, you accept it, you know. You accept it, make the best of it, and celebrate your accomplishments up to that point. Just keep going, as long as you can. That's a Budlat black member of that jack and mango Pepsi. Bust in that new goblet. Yes. I like Pepsi's new mango flavor. Zero sugar, not as good as the regular sugar version, but still pretty good. I wanted to mix it over my jack. I started really care for sugar in it or not, but just a personal preference. There are some folks that can't have real sugar, so the zero sugar option is always nice. Makes people feel included. No, if not shitty diet and my drink combinations, you think I'm not worried about catching diabetes or heart disease, with the way I smoke and eat and drink and just my lifestyle? Yeah, I'm worried about it a little bit. But I'll take that risk. Because the food and drink that I consume is delicious. I'm just living my life doing my thing, and people want to hate on it. That's cool. That's their prerogative, I guess. You know what I'm saying? The fact that there are people who are pissed off because I don't have comments on my videos. They are steaming mad about it. I have that much effect on the world. People care whether or not I have comments on my videos and it's hilarious. When you have that much control over people it's pretty awesome. So you gotta be humble and responsible about it. I've always been very humble about my YouTube fame and grateful for every true fan that I get. You know what I'm saying? That drinks enough for the evening. and throw this away empty put this back in the fridge and put this in the fridge two for the fridge one for the can Zero sugar Pepsi mango Jack Daniels and Bud Light Platinum. What? Just mixing the Pepsi mango Jack Daniels and Bud Light Platinum. What? Just mixing the Pepsi mango with Jack Daniels is so good. I suppose a personal taste kind of thing. Some people are allergic to it. It's good. I don't give this to try. I thought that is good. I suppose that mango Pepsi is good. I don't give this to try. Fuck that is good. thing. Some people don't like mango, some people sucks, but it's worth the weight. I got options. You know, King Cobra is a bad-ass motherfucker. And I'm changing things. And when me and my buddies are using social media to make the world a better place. Ash to ex-rock, it takes a bug. I've seen some really repulsive people on Tik-Tok, but that Duce rocket takes the case. Holy shit. But King Cobra is doing good things with his life. You ever walk up to an Irish chicken the bar? Okay Mrs. You want something stiff just to stir your drink with? I got some baileys I'm working on. I'm just busted balls, that's obnoxious. But thanks for the birthday wishes. But thanks for the birthday wishes. My birthday was awesome. It's 10 o'clock on a Friday. Holy shit, that was by fast. I'll catch you cool cobras later.