Original Video: Doritos deep fryed buffalo wings part 1

What up YouTube? YouTube? We're going to do a quick little cooking video. We've got a bowl full of all-purpose flour. An empty bowl, and a plate, What are we doing? Now look at this YouTube, we have some delicious buffalo hot wings from Albertsons all you gotta do hot and spicily okay these are the chicken wing hot and spicy fully diced wings delicious all I gonna do was microwave these sons of bitches and they're ready to eat. But we're gonna deep fry it. It's an all-purpose flour, some beer, and these delicious chili cheese durritos. Durritos. Look at that. 3D Doritos, chips, crunch, chili cheese, nacho flavored. Now we're going to fry it in some like grease that's already in the pans, got bacon grease and all that beef grease, a little bit of vegetable oil. Basically, when to cook the wings on the plate in the microwave dipping on our raw egg and then roll it in the all-purpose flower man. Now to our all-purpose flower we're going to add some of these Doritos 3D crunch chili cheese nacho. Check out the flavor. Yes. We needed a beer for our batter. We got us, that was a Budlett Platinum for 21 and up. I only give these Doritos, that was a Bud Light Platinum for 21 and up. I only give these, uh, Gerido's, chili cheese nachos crunch chili cheese nachos a deal. That's tasty, I like that. It tastes like chili cheese. If you were making like one of those like Frito chili cheese pies. You know what I'm talking about where you made like a piggy-hill chili cheese casserole cheese pies?, like a pig like Frito chili cheese pies, you know what I'm talking about where you make like a piggy hill of chili cheese casserole, those chips would be great for your chili man. Now I got these chicken wing hot and spicy fully cooked wings. They're fully cooked. All I gotta do is microwave it and then deep fry it. You only know I'll do this extra step but your boy Cobra is full of surprises. Check that out. I saw all these at Albertsons earlier when I was doing some grocery shopping with my family. Appreciate that. We got some chicken wings. Hot and spicy, fully loaded. Oh shit. So we're gonna open the package, when I put all of these on a plate, they're already fully cooked. So I don't even gonna microwave it if I don't want to. Honestly, these are fully cooked. So, you know, what we're going to do next into our free-made grease, we're going to add a little bit of vegetable oil. Coble blowing up the internet like usual. All right, tubes. We got our vegetable oil. We're going to add a couple splashes to our pan. We have to clean out the pan. We have to clean out the pan. After I get done using it. That's all right. There's our cooking oil. Mixed in with that grease. Bacon grease, beef grease, you know how I cook, YouTube. Bacon grease, beef grease, you know how I cook, YouTube. Put that on a nice medium god damn heat. If you like to cook, we're cooking videos, subscribe for more. Now to our batter we're going to add some of these delicious gerrinos, 3D-crunched chili cheese nacho. We're going to mix it with the all-purpose flour right in there just like that. Beautiful. We're not going to add the beer to our batter until we're ready to roll it around, you know. Greedie gerrinos, nacho chili cheese. And to make our delicious deep fried chicken skin for it. Now a little bit drunk so this actually sounds kind of tasty so don't mind me. These 3D geritos are a lot easier to crush up for our batter. Now these hot wings are already pre-cooked. All I gotta do is reheat them. So I don't even gonna microwave it, dude. They're already pre-cooked. All I gonna do is reheat them. So I don't even gonna microwave it, I don't even have to microwave it dude. They're already pre-cooked. All I going to do is reheat them. So technically we can use that to our advantage and take a basic grocery store food hack from Albertsons, not sponsor. Crush up these gerrinos. Now the pan I have it turned onto a nice medium heats. So all that grease from the bacon and the beef is going to melt into everything with that vegetable oil. So I want to take our 3D Doritos and crush them up. Mix it with the all-purpose flour. People are like, Colbert, when you're doing a new cooking video, and I'm like, I'm working on it. Sometimes I can't always do cooking videos, because I'm broke. But when I come out with cooking videos. They're usually pretty fucking good Some of that buffalo sauce might come off when I wash it in the egg, but that's all right. Fully fully charged so we should be able to come up with something. Something decent. I would have used like regular nacho cheese derrinos but something was just telling me, hey man, We've got some spicy buffalo wings, fully pre-cooked, and ready to go. All they gotta do is reheat them and eat them. Let's add flavor that compliments flavor. We've got some Doritos, three crunched chili cheese nacho flavored Doritos Again we got those, boom, show that logo. Yes, Doritos, Crunched Chili Cheese Nacho. with my hands like a fucking idiot. Let's go and take those delicious Gerito 3D chips and mix it with our all-purpose flour. It's better to have too much batter than not enough am I right? Oh shit, YouTube. Now to our batter we're going to add to our flour and our gerinos. We're going to add some of that uh, Saracha seasoning. Sprinkle of that. That's enough Saracas. sauce, deep frying it, but that's all right, YouTube. Now take those Doritos, 3D, Nacho chili cheese flavored Doritos, 3D, mix it with our all-purpose flour, stir it around. People are like, stop doing the part one, part two, just do it on one segment. I'm like, all right. All right. All right. You want to see a Tipsi Cobra make weird-ass food? That's what people are hooked on., I'm hooked on. You want to see a Tips cobra make weird-ass food? That's what people are hooked on. All right, we'll see if that fork for mixing our batter up. Now to this bowl we're going to add a couple of eggs. Now we've got our oil up to temp a little bit. I'm going to turn that down. All right. So YouTube, before we add the Bud Light Platinum to our Gerritos and Flower here, we're going to add a couple eggs. I got me a drink. It's a mixture of E&J, peach brandy with some cherry coke. One second. Delicious. Mmm. There's definitely enough gyrido in that flower. The flower is definitely gonna nice orange tint to it. Beautiful. And the cool thing about these hot and spicy, hot and spicy, fully cooked. Okay, these wings, hot and spicy, they're fully cooked. So you're not gonna do anything except reheat. except reheat them, and heat them, fully cooked. So you really don't go to do anything except reheat them and eat them. But Cobra's like, nah, that's not good enough, B. That's not good enough, B. My fans want to see a food hack video, man. They want to be like, okay, Cobra, you got some hot and spicy wings. fully cooked. All you got to do is like eat them up and eat them. How are you gonna make it uniquely your own? Shoot. Okay, YouTube. So now we're gonna go on to my My plates. We wanna put our wings. Open them up. Oh, shit. This is a big ass fucking wings, dude. God damn, son. These fucking wings are looking juicy as a motherfark. Getting sauce all over my hands hold up one second YouTube. We're going to reuse the same plate that we used to like get it started you know. So yeah, this is kind of a messy messier recipe to make, but that's all right. They already got the classic spicy hot buffalo wing sauce you know thing going. Clean that up right there. Okay, how's the sauce on these? Classic hot buffalo wing sauce. Beautiful. Yolos are some spicy wings dude. They're already pre-cooked so I could just eat it raw out of the package. I repeat the wings are fully cooked. So if you want to just eat one out of the package you totally could. The packaging says fully cooked. What can I say you too? Wash my hands, get that buffalo sauce off of there. So we're going to turn the heat back up to a nice medium. That's good buffalo sauce, dude. Yes. That's good buffalo sauce dude. Yes! All right, tubes. I'm going to take off the jacket and get down to business. Now we are going to add some cheese to these after we deep fry them in our crusts. We'll going to a couple of eggs to fry them up, you know, so the egg is going to help the all-purpose flour and the not-or- cheese chiliorito stick to our crust. So… I need the eggs. I have a brain fart, hold up. We got a couple of gray double A large Ukraine eggs. The wings, okay these hot and spicy buffalo wings are already pre-cooked. So you could literally eat them as soon as you get them out of the package. But King Cobra says that's not good enough. They're tasty by themselves, they got that classic hot wing taste. However, this is the internet and of course people want it once, they want to show dude. So I want to grab a couple of these eggs, going to reheat that oil back up to a nice medium temperature. They're already pre-cooked so you can eat them as is. So right now I'm just getting my dipping station ready. Got the wings out of the packet. Not sure how many eggs it may take to do a full batter here but we want to put in like we'll put in eight eggs and if it takes more than eight eggs to do it then we'll do that We'll make an even 10 just to be on the safe side. I want to make sure I have enough egg to coat our wings. I've deep fried food before. I've deep fried food before. I have, I've deep fried food before of this nature. And it's like, so I kind of get the gist of how to do it. We might lose some of that buffalo sauce in the process, but that's alright. And If you like the crazy cooking videos subscribe for more. 2 4 6 8 9 10 11 hold up 1 2 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 6 7 8 9 9 10 3 6 3.6. 7.8. 9.10. All right. So take that. We're all super impressed. All right. So take that fork that we were using to stir it up or flour. We'll grab a separate fork. just stir up the beer. We'll grab a separate fork to stir up the beer. Now I want to take those 10 eggs, want to stir it up real good. So even if we lose some of that spicy buffalo wild wings, kind of you know buffalo buffalo seasoning, those taste like your classic grocery store bots, buffalo wings, they got little stink on the heats. Yeah, dude. We don't want to lose none of that god damn heat, so if we do to lose some of that heats, we can fix it. Now if I need more egg for my dipping process, then that's all right. So we'll add more egg. now if the egg is fully mixed up. We'll add more egg. Now if the egg is fully mixed up we're going to add some more of our Saracha seasoning to our egg. Just a little bit of that. We've already got plenty of that Saracha in the flour so we're not going to need much for the egg. in the flower so we're not going to need much for the egg. Beautiful. Oh yes, beautiful. Oh yes, beautiful. Just about there, YouTube. Like I said YouTube these buffalo wings are fully cooked and fully seasoned and fully heated up with their sauce. So you could literally eat it out of the package. It has to say fully cooked on the package before you do that because I would not recommend eating chicken straight out of the package that would not be good. So now we're going to add to our flour and cheese, yeah, not she does bad. Now to our flour and to our Doritos, we're going to add a full Bud Light Platinum beautiful grab a separate fork so we don't cross disseminate or a knife of some sorts okay Okay. I'm not gonna be too particular with it. Just wanna stir the beer around and the all-purpose flour and the chili cheese, nacho cheese, 3D, Doritos. Just enough to like poke it down below the surface. and the chili cheese nacho cheese 3D Doritos. Just enough to like poke it down below the surface. Stir it around, beautiful. with Saracha with that flour and those chili Doritos delicious. Pretty straightforward. I want to dunk the wing and the egg wash, roll in the flour, and then fry it up. I want to grab a separate plate so we can make sure that we don't, you know what I'm saying? They don't matter. We have a separate plate to put them on. Like I said, these are pre-cooked. Ready to go, this is one of the only times when it says the chicken is pre-cooked. All you gotta do is reheat it. To eat it. If it's even if you don't want to reheat it, you don it. If it's even, if you don't want to reheat it, you don't got to. Grab my drink combo. Mmm. This next part is going to get a little messy YouTube. Look at the size of these fuckers. Egg washets. Hirellewell. Hot oil right in there like that they got to be reheated anyways I mean you can eat them without reheating them but that's not what the point you know what I'm saying you too if you're gonna reheat it you might as well do it in style and flavor Oh man. Ducking in the egg, rolling in the flour. I want to do all these pieces just like that. I'm going to fill up the entire pan with our fried goodness. Once you want to, if we want out of room before we have time to finish them all and fry them up, we'll just do the last of it. Little big deal. God damn making fried wings is messy. Delicious! However, would not recommend eating it after you dipped it in the raw egg and the flour. You want to fry that bitch up? God damn it! Smoothe move X-Lacks. Waste not want, not. Of course the cooking video couldn't be perfect. They're going to calm a disgusting bitch for doing that, but I don't care. Hmm. Dipping in the egg, dipping in the flour and the beer and the chip batter. I think we got room for all the rest of these. We got one, two, three, four, five, six, we might. It might just have room for all of these in the pan, which would be nice, dipping in the egg. this one. I'll try to make it fit YouTube. I should not be looking raw egg and batter off my hands like a fucking animal that I am. Risking soundlla with that but god damn it YouTube your boy Cobras come up with something Now we've got three left we're gonna make a fit YouTube, dip it in the egg, We definitely made enough batter for this entire pack of the wings. Oh fuck me YouTube, you two, we've got two left. It'll be a tight fit, YouTube. You know you want that close up action as soon as I wash my hands. Get all the batter and gun off my hands. Mm-hmm. You too, but it's going to be a tight fit. Mmm. My hands are messy. Yeah, the joys of cooking. Mm. One last buffalo wing. Hot and spicy. Roaling in the batter, make it matter. And while these wings fry up, we're going to do a little bit of kitchen cleanup. There we go, I got one more greased up ready to go, let's's getting in there YouTube Oh shit YouTube we barely had enough room Holy crap that was messy wash my hands Barely enough room for all of our ingredients. We'll take the plate we served them on and the sink it goes. Surprisingly, you too, we did lose a whole lot of the sauce, which is beautiful. Surprisingly, you too, we did lose a whole lot of the sauce which is beautiful we didn't lose it we didn't lose a shit ton of our sauce so that's good man less attractive parts we're going to clean up while they fry up. Holy shit YouTube that's some good eating right there. Yeah. Now we're going to grab the lid for our deep fryer. Just put it on top like that surprisingly this cooking video is going a lot smoother than I would have anticipated I might have dropped one god damn wing but I don't care dog that's food I'm not going to waste it's in the fucking fans are like Cobra we need a cooking video damn it and I'm like yeah I got you. We're gonna grab a clean plate to put the wings on when they're done frying up. Let those wings fry up for a bit. Let those wings fry up for a bit. Ueeeeh! Yooee, we, YouTube! We made a mess today in the kitchen. Easy enough to clean up. Let that fry up and do its thing for a hot minutes. They'll be done'm working on it. That's still a lot of batter left. I might save that for a recipe, but to be honest, I don't see where I can you know I'm saying? just conclude boring bullshit for that but here we go Have a couple of licks and won't hurt nothing, no? I already know it. Okay. Do not lick from the same bowl you fucking egg washed your chicken in. I want to take time and we're going to clean out our bowls that were used for our ingredients and while we're doing that it'll fry up just beautifully. Like I said these hot wings are pre-cooked. So you could just eat them straight out of the package if you wanted. as long as it says pre-cooked so you could just eat them straight out of the package if you wanted as long as it says pre-cooked on the wings or on your if the chickens pre-cooked before you unwrap it then you're good to go because if your chicken says oh no it's raw and like no, nope, don't, okay, no, no eating raw chicken, that's bad. beautiful YouTube. Here's our fresh dry clean plates. Then we're going to plate up the chicken on when it's done frying up. I mean people have done like wings and like Kentucky fried chicken and that kind of thing. But what about combining the two, wings and fried chicken at the same time? Is this going to blow the internet up? I don't care. You want to see these wings frying up don't you YouTube? Cobra washed his hands. They've got a clean plate to plate them up on. Yes. Oh look at that goodness, YouTube. Fuck me. If you could smell what I'm smelling right now. We want these to be a nice golden brown. That's what we're looking for, YouTube. deep fried Dorito hot wings. put the lid back on. Yeah, that's what we're calling at YouTube. Look at that sexiness frying up in there. Oh. Yeah We didn't lose a whole shit ton of sauce Frying it up to be honest. So that's good. I'm like, you know what? Y'all have done like, you know, the hot sauce wings, the buffalo wings, why not take the best of KFC and buffalo wild wings and be like, you know what I'm saying? People are going to be looking at this going, you sick bastard, you sick bastard, you know what I'm saying? People are going to be looking at this going, it would, it would, it would spill over the edge. So we're definitely, we're definitely working at maximum capacity here. It's already starting to spill a little bit of grease, but that's alright. Take a cold wet wash cloth and just wipe it up real quick. Yeah. Did YouTube if you could smell what I'm smelling right now? The steam coming off that is just fucking sexy. I'll take our trusty spatula. I want to scoop these bastards up onto our thing. Those are looking golden brown and crispy and crispy. the stove trying to get away get back hot. Got one of those wings trying to escape like I don't want to be eaten by the Cobra. So like taking like hot buffalo wings and basically deep frying them in like some spicy Doritos. Some people are going to be going nuts over this recipe like Cobra. That's what the fucks up. And some of you are going to be like, oh God. All he does is fucking cook everything with Gererrinos and calls himself a fucking chef oh my god I hate Cobra don't fuck me that grease is popping hold up no you don't get the fuck over it you little fucking fucking wanker okay hold up you don't get the fuck over it, you little fucking… Fucking wanker! Okay, hold up. Like I said, the buffalo wings that you see right here, they're already pre-cooked. So you can eat it straight out of the package, only if it says pre-cooked, you know? This is just adding some more flavor to it. Guy Fiette is going to get a boner watching this. Because this is straight up food porn, you feel me YouTube? Oh, fucking sexy, look at those delicious motherfickers! Oh my fucking God. Oh get your, oh I hear you sizzling, hissen like a cobra. Calm yourself. Uh-uh. Fried and Bacon and beef grease. Now we got little chunks of the fried batter up in this bitch. But I think we done scooped all the wings out. Yeah, we did. But I think we done scooped all the wings out. Yeah we did. Beautiful. Turn that off, unplug it, put the lid back on, and grab a spare towel and clean the grease off. The things I do for YouTube. Oh, this sexy 70-stove is getting greased the fuck up, dude. Oh, we get over there for a second. Because normally when you have wings you too normally when you have wings they're either like sauce up or when you have fried chicken it's all like got the skin on it and everything you know what I'm saying you too. Why not get the best of both worlds? You got the skin on it and everything, you know what I'm saying, YouTube? Why not get the best of both worlds? You get a spicy wing with the fucking crunch, the god damn crunch of some delicious fried chicken. Yeah.. Clean that sum bitch up and let that god damn fucking Fucker cool off man shoot YouTube this is looking dank. It's smelling amazing But we ain't done. Oh no we ain't done We're gonna add some melted cheese to this dude. Because like I don't think these wings are cheesy enough. I mean you sit there and fry them in like nacho cheese chili 3D Doritos. With a little bit of Saracha seasoning to keep that spicy kick going. But you don't want it to be too spicy now, something like tantalize your taste buds and tease it seductively. Look at that sexiness right there. You see that? YouTube. Yeah. Yeah! of deep fried chicken and your delicious hot spicy wings coming together for some delicious snackage. You know what for being tipsy and having a little bit of alcohol is actually didn't turn out half bad. You know what I'm saying? Cooking it in that oil, fucking cooked off any bacteria from that one wing being dropped so it don't matter. Good home-style cooking right there. Look at that beautiful, deep-fried hot wings. And they've been fried and battered. And oh my fucking God, these smell look amazing. Holy shit, YouTube. Now look at that, now we got some Ukraine sharp cheddar cheese. Yes, please. And we're just gonna sprinkle it over the top and under some wings. So we're just going to sprinkle it over the top and under some wings. Then we're going to throw it in the microwave, get that cheese nice and melt it on top of that skin, and we're going to begin to indulge. Oh man, with Thanksgiving coming up, these look and smell good, YouTube. Oh……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Oh. How long is this god-dam cooking video? Almost an hour long, fucking hell. Fuck it! The panel I cooked them in. Shit, you two, barely God, that autistic bastard, what's he doing now? I'm being sarcastic of course because my neighbors love my videos but that's beside the point anyways. Honestly, who gives a flying fuck if there's no cheese underneath the second layer of wings? Put it a little bit on the first half you get a taste of what both tastes like Presentation man, that's what it's all about You know I hear that pan sizzling it's like I'm cooling down from making dankness motherfucker. Like what the fuck is Cobra smoking? Did he just make deep fried jorito hot wings? Well shit, I didn't spell any. Okay we're good, we didn't spill any. The bag is still good, we didn't spill any. Like Jesus Christ Cobra, get your shit together man. Do you cook much? That's all right. do it. And last but not least before we microwave it I want to put a couple drops of liquid smoke on top of that cheese just a couple drops just a couple drops just a couple drops beautiful all that cheese is going to melt in between the pieces of chicken Just a couple drops. Beautiful. All that cheese is going to melt in between the pieces of chicken with that liquid smoke. to melt these the cheese on top. So it's like an hour long to make damn near but there it goes. Oh shit! Not bad for being a little bit drunk and being like oh they're pre-cooked. Let's see if you can King Cobra find this motherfucker dude. All that cheese is gonna melt on top of those wings and coagulate with that liquid smoke. Due to two minutes and 34 seconds and if the cheese is not melted to my satisfaction I will simply microwave it for a little bit longer. There are the wings that came in that pack, like I said, were already pre-cooked. If it doesn't say pre-cooked on your chicken, don't eat it until you cook it. Okay? That's he's an, oh my god, the smell coming off to melt all that cheese in between the wings. Yes, please. I have to let these bastards cool off before I grab a one. Because they're going to be piping hot 44 seconds, get you some motherfucker. What? You know who else likes deep fried Doritos wings with melted cheese. Gerritos wings with melted cheese. Oh, YouTube, my, oh my god, sensory overload. This smell coming from the microwave right now is just ridiculous. We got 18 seconds left before they're done, son. That cheese is melted on top pretty good. I'm not gonna have to microwave it any longer. This microwave gets the job done Music. YouTube, YouTube, I want to dive into these succulent bastards right fucking now, but they are piping hot man. Deep fried and covered and fucking cheesy goodness. Oh, somebody! Stop man! YouTube! It took about an hour to make, as you can see, but was it worth it oh fuck yeah I have a feeling these are going to be out of sight dynamite delicious now part two you're going to see me trying on part one you don't want to see me cooling it off and waiting patiently that's boring as shit I just took some of the spicy buffalo wings. Look at that deep fried and like chili cheese nacho gerrinos. It's some sharp cheddar on top to make it pop. Oh my god, you too. Or she blows. Cobra did another fucking bad-ass cooking video. Man, I have to smoke a cigarette and let these cool off me before I try one. But part two, you're going to see me trying these bad-ass wings. Oh, YouTube. Just for YouTube. Fresher. Hot. Hot. Hot. Oh, it's hot in Topeka. Yeah, that was one of the drumlets, dude. You saw that cheese pull. Oh my Oh, God, these wings smell good. Oh, look at that. Oh, YouTube? YouTube. I want you to look at it. Look at that sexiness. Look at it!