Original Video: every vote counts

What is up fellow Youtubers? It's your sexy goth bad boy, King Cobra JFS. Back at you with another video. and The elections are almost upon us. And Tuesday I will be going out and voting and exercising my rights as a Wyoming citizen of this beautiful country called the Good Old United States of America. And I'm voting for Gordon as governor for Wyoming, which is conservative. I saw his campaign ad on YouTube and I'm like, yo, he wants to make better schools and prove jobs, help the economy out in Wyoming. I'm like, this guy's got my vote. That's just kind of a ring to it doesn't it? Governor Gordon. Yeah. Now for a lot of Wyoming night citizens the idea of voting conservative is scary because people are so used to voting Republican because that's all they know, you know. But, and I wanted to say this once, and it's the only thing I'm going to have to say, Trump's Republican. And that's not an attack on Republicans in general, it's just, you know. Unfortunately, Trump is very inexperienced when it comes to politics. He's never, like, it just just feels like something he did because he's rich, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh well, I've done this, I've done that. Oh, fuck, I haven't really come pressing it yeah oh shit I don't know I'm I hate to attack Trump but I'm just saying a lot of people are sick of Trump shit right now and a lot of people are not too happy with Governor Matt Meade at the moment and he's almost out of office. Oh joyous. You know when you talk about growing Wyoming's economy as a whole legalizing cannabis would definitely make a make a while I mean his economy as a whole, legalizing cannabis would definitely make it Wyoming's economy boom. When the oil dries out, people leave states, the economy dries up. But if you got something like cannabis and hemp, it's providing your state a natural and consistent resource. You start thinking about it from a economic standpoint, if you will. And here's the kicker of it. Here's Governor Matt Mead on TV saying, hi, I'm Governor Matt Mead. If you or a loved one suffer from pill addiction please consult blah blah blah blah blah. Now the reason why Governor Matt Mead has refused to legalize weed in Wyoming is because he's being bought out by big alcohol and big tobacco to keep that illegal. He owns Wyoming Budweiser and he also owns, he's one of three people, he's one of three people that owns Wyoming whiskey. So a lot of it is to protect his interest in his alcohol profits instead of looking at it as, okay, a business opportunity. Instead of being like, oh, it's free for madness, blah, blah business opportunity. Instead of being like, oh it's free for madness, blah blah blah, and here's why Governor Matt Mead and I quote says, well the reason why we don't want cannabis legal in Wyoming is because kids are trying alcohol tobacco at the age of 13, we certainly don't want them trying marijuana. Keep in mind that cigarettes and alcohol can cause death where literally there have been no deaths associated with cannabis. Unless of course you run a car you got into a crash and like a bunch of weed just crushed you to death. That's the only way. You know what I'm saying? It's very hard to overdose on cannabis. You'd have to smoke like four to eight times your body weight to receive a lethal dosage. Whereas things like caffeine, alcohol, and tobacco are very easy to overdose on. That's why you have to be smart and responsible. That's why you have to be smart and responsible. But you sit there and say the reason why they don't want marijuana legal in Wyoming is because kids are trying alcohol and tobacco, but then you sit there and after saying that he's one of three people that owns Wyoming whiskey and he's also owns the Budweiser plant. So I'm sitting there going, okay, if you really care about kids trying alcohol and tobacco, then why the fuck are you making money off an alcohol company? Fuck this one's got air leaks God damn it. I've been having rotten luck with tobacco pipes lately but… I've been having luck with tobacco pipes lately but right now I got three or four my collection that actually work. This one's got up. And the reason why this pipe has air leaks is because that stem is from a different bowl. But that's all right. It's bust up my church warden here. But I'm sitting here for display pieces. That's display piece, I guess. Gone when's, okay, 21st. Let it go up to the college and vote. And I gotta get up early enough, so that way, you know. Even if the person I want to become governor doesn't win, and that's the thing of it is, Pete Goseur didn't make it, and I voted for him, I wasn't too happy about that. But it is what it is, but at least I exercised, at least I earned the right to complain. Okay, here's the thing of it. if you don't go out and vote and exercise your right as an American citizen you do not have the fucking right to complain about who's in charge like even I get that a lot of you think what's the point of voting my guy never wins every vote counts man. Like, even, I get that, a lot of you think, what's the point of voting? My guy never wins. Every vote counts, ma'am. And to be quite fair, there are some countries that don't even get to vote. Oh, you don't like the assalos in charge. Tough shit. So, yeah. I voted for Gary Johnson in the presidential election, but of course it was between Trump and Clinton, and a lot of people didn't trust their race, they're like, let's see, corporate controlled cunts or complete retard with no experience. F-Fuck! They screwed us hard on this election. Didn't even give us a cigarette or a date. Just straight… And that should tell you how much people do not trust Hillary. They're willing to elect somebody that has no political experience whatsoever. And that's nothing I guess women. I think it'd be awesome if you could have a woman be president, but we could do so much better than Hillary Clinton. And could you imagine what I would do to these women oppressing Middle Eastern countries? They would shit themselves, dude. They would be like, oh, did you just see what America just did? What? They have a woman president? Oh shit. They would lose their freaking minds, man! Oh, it'd be awesome. They would like, they would like lose their shit. They would, YouTube, trust him, motherfuck and believe. If you thought the press flipped out over having a half black president, imagine what happens when we get the first woman president. People are going to lose their shit. And there are some people who aren't comfortable with the a half black president. Imagine what happens when we get the first woman president. People are going to lose their shit and there are some people who aren't comfortable with the idea but I'm like okay every president we've had has been a male which were given birth by what females ride. So the idea of a woman being president it should not be a scary concept to people. It should be down with the idea of the idea of a woman being president, it should not be a scary concept to people. It should be down with the idea of it. You know what I'm saying? It would shake things up, right? And again, fucking to you, that would solve every argument with couples everywhere. A honey, let me just stop you for a second. Yeah, I've wanted for the first female president, so I don't wanna hear your shit. Just keep the nuke buttons away when her friend comes to visit. Oh, it's horrible. Nah, to quote Ron White, I never make line out of one month's period because I guarantee if my dick started bleeding I wouldn't be like, oh that's cute, I'm spawning, fuck that, I'd be running down the street going, my balls are bleeding. I'm under the most serious and less humorous note. On a more serious and less humorous note, for the sake of a fair discussion, we've all heard the expression, be the bigger man. That being said, it kind of feels like that, you know, any sort of attempt to, you know, and it's a power struggle. That's all it is. It's not even, that's the thing of it, YouTube, is it's not even a matter of, okay, this person has a penis, this person has boobs. No, no. It's a power struggle. Plain and simple. You take gender out of the equality completely, or not out of the equation completely, got my words mixed up, blah. You take gender out of the equation completely. It's not a matter of tits or dick, it's just a matter of, it's a power struggle. Men and women are placed into this society, that's competitive as fuck. People rub houses, relationships, cars, jobs, and other people's faces. But here's the thing of it. Sometimes it feels good to brag about yourself a little bit. When you've busted your ass to get somewhere in life, it feels good to have some self-ack acknowledgments. You know what I'm saying? That's reasonable. But sitting there, treating sex like it's a like on an Instagram post. That's bullshit. When people treat relationships like they are a social status, they are a social park. What's the difference? A social perk. It's like being able to go out and legally get a job. There are some people who can't legally work. It sucks. Being able to buy a cell phone. You know what I'm saying? These things aren't completely needed, but they make life easier. You know what I'm saying? That's a social perk. You don't need it necessarily. Having a job is more or less a social status, but having a girlfriend, having a car, having a cell phone. You don't need these things in life to be happy. You know what I'm saying? You have to learn to be, you have to learn to be content with what you can get. Because sometimes, you know what I'm, and yeah, that's just the fucking truth of it. Sometimes in life you're given a shitty circumstance and you make the best of it. I'm talking about the Middle Eastern countries that treat women like absolute dog shit. So if you really want to complain about living in America, well, as I famously love to say, it could be worse. It's 108 degrees outside and you're wearing a full body tent for fuck's sake. Because heaven forbid you show your fucking angles. Could you imagine living in a country where you get caught masturbating, you go to jail, and you could get executed for that shit? I mean, that's a little fucking far dude I mean there's times where I choose to be celebrated because the dating scene's not the easiest and it is what it is and sometimes it doesn't hurt to play your card smooth but could you imagine dude and you wonder why they hate America so much dude like god damn I got sand up their ass crack they can't masturbate 110 fucking degrees outside and they have no fucking freedom whatsoever it's so sad dude like I can't begin to understand why the fuck and yes this this is what I don't understand is what I don't understand is understand why the fuck. And yes, this is what I don't understand. Is the assholes ruling these countries, the fucking assholes ruling these countries, they have it good. They're up in their palace or what the fuck ever, live in the life of luxury while people below them starve and struggle. It's bullshit. starving struggle. It's bullshit. I don't think, I don't think any of these hard third world country leaders have any sympathy at all. But the thing I would ask them if I could is, how would it feel if you didn't have the things you have right now? How would it feel to have to kill for your food? Not knowing when your next meal is going to come from. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know, dude, like, I tend to think, okay, yeah, you know, there are some things I agree with, like, eh, you know, there are some other countries that do things differently, and I guess I agree with it to a standpoint, to a certain standpoint. And this is just an example, but India, for instance, says it is illegal to have sex until a year are married. And you must be married to the woman for at least like, what, one year or some shit before you can do that? I mean, yeah, it would prevent teen pregnancy, but then for adults who are actually 18 years of age or older and consenting and being responsible and they're out of high school and they just wanna have fun. You know, that sort of thing. Men are just expected to put their hands in their pockets and walk the fuck away. It's unfair, but it is what it is. So it gives a lot of women this impression that they can just treat men however the fuck they want and society will automatically take their side first because they're a woman and blah blah blah that you know what I'm saying. And the problem with that is that because women have been treated like shit for the last 200 years or so, give or take, that, you know, historically speaking, calm was kind of biting men and they asked for this shit. If men want to complain because it's unfair because women are starting to get more better treatment, you know, I wouldn't call it better treatment. I'd call it's at least a fair treatment, you know what I'm saying? I don't see why women and men can't make the same amount of money. If you work for the same company, you have the same amount of experience. You know what I'm saying? And you have the same job title. Why aren't you getting paid the same? It's understandable if one person has had more experience than the other person and they've been with that company for so much longer so of course they're going to get paid more money. But if… You know what I'm saying? I don't know I think Governor Matt Meads' approval rating might be kind of low at the moment. A lot of people are sick of his shit and they're like, you know what? So maybe this is just a suggestion just a friendly suggestion from your local Caspar autistic, you know, one of them at least. You know what I'm saying? It's very typical to see a lot of politicians attack each other in campaign ads, but Senator Gordon's not attacking anybody in his ads. He's just telling it like it is, like, hey, you know, this is what I believe in. And if you want their shit, vote for them. You know what I'm saying? Exactly my point when I say that even when you pass the age of junior high, you never grow the fuck up. You see adults bickering like children competing for your vote. Now if you for your vote. Now if you think your vote doesn't matter, then why the fuck would politicians try so hard to get it? My point, exactly. I guess the topic of this video is voting counts. You may think it doesn't, but every vote makes a difference. See it with me while I'm in Governor Gordon. That's got a nice ring too, doesn't it? Conservatives tend to be split down the middle when it comes to democratic and Republican issues. Some people aren't very versed on politics. Some people aren't very versed on politics. You know what I'm saying? It's like you mix a Democrat and Republican, you get a conservative. You mix a conservative with a Democrat, and you get a liberal. But the election is on the 21st and I'll be going out and exercising my right. So I would encourage you all to do the same as one of the living citizens.