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fast food review and guitar

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YouTube. It's your sexy goth bad boy, King Cobra JFS, back at you with another video. Recently, the Taco Bell has come under some heats. Taco Bell literally had to recall a million pounds of their own beef due to metal shavings being found. beef due to metal shavings being found. Uh, dude. I guess when they say taco bell, they mean they actually put the bell and taco bell. Ha-ha. Okay, that was a really bad joke. And then, then they take the toasted cheddar chalupa off their menu What? I'm like dude really? You had a delicious item on that menu dude that toasted cheddar chalupa rock to that toasted cheddar chalupa Kit's ass, dude. Why take it off your menu? Why, Taco Bell? We can forgive all of that, though, because I actually ordered some Taco Bell and waiting for it to arrive. I ordered two double Chalupas with extra three cheese blend, onions, creamy jalapeno sauce and shredded chicken, added to it with everything else. So it's going to have the beef, the cheese, the lettuce, the tomatoes, the sour cream, all of that. It's going to come with everything that's already on it plus extra three cheese, onions, creamy jalapino sauce, and shredded chicken. And of course we've got to get our moss sauce combination going. Two packets of fire, two packets of hot, two packets of Diablo. I mixed all three of those hot sauces on the one taco because that's how I roll. I ordered a brisk mango fiesta ice tea and a Mountain Dew baja blast, two medium drinks. What I'm going to do is I want to drink I'm going to drink half of those and mix them together in a cup because that's how I roll. And after donating 75 cents to the No Kid Hungry charity, we're looking at 26 bucks. So yeah, it's a little bit pricey, but who cares? This is the kind of stuff people want to watch on my YouTube anyway. They want to watch me eat ridiculous fast food. Like, yeah. So, huh. They said that your order will be between 1.50 p.m. Well, it's 1.57. So, estimated delivery time is between 1.50 and 2 o'clock. Hmm. Right. Hmm, right. So I'm going to wait outside for my food, YouTube, and hopefully it shows up because I'm hungry. And… I want to make a bad ass video for YouTube, doing some bad-ass fast food, you know, trying something different. I want to make a bad-ass video for YouTube, doing some bad-ass fast food, you know, trying something different. I've had the chalupa, but I haven't had the double chalupa, so it's going to be bigger, more product. So obviously Taco Bell has fixed the issue with their beef because they're a fast food company. They take pride in their customers. I've noticed that too, like whenever I order Taco Bell, they've always given me plenty of sauce. So, I'm grab my apartment keys, yes please, and I'll be right back, you too. Now after I eat Taco Bell and do this review for their double chaluba, I'm going to go to the post office and get the wands in the mail. So…… So. Right back, you too.. And we are back, YouTube. Sorry about the weights. Yeah, the order got delayed because Taco Bell hadn't even received the order yet. But because the order got delayed, Taco Bell was nice enough, nice enough to take that medium Mountain Dew and they upped it to a large at no extra cost. So how do you like them apples YouTube? They took my medium Baja blast Mountain Dew and made it a large and didn't even charge me a scent for it. They're like, sorry we made you wait, basically what they were saying. So right on, Taco Bell, right on. Like I said, Taco Bell cares about their customers, man. They do, they do. Like I said, Taco Bell cares about their customers, man. They do, they do. Let's see how that's… Let's see how that's… Let's see how that's… Let's see how that's… Because I've had the Mountain Dew Baja Blast before. Baja-Hass Mountain Dew is where it's at. Normally when I go to Taco Bell, I'll get Mountain Dew, Baja Blast, mixed with cherry Pepsi half and half. But I'm actually curious to see how this mango brisk tea is going gonna taste. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. YouTube? That mango brisk fiesta tea? What do they call it? Hold on, I gotta look this up. Let's see. Brisk mango fiesta, yep. This brisk mango fiesta tea. Oh, that is so good, you too. I'm actually going to drink half of this mango fiesta tea and we're going to mix it with the Mountain Dew Baja Blast. I want to call it Tropical Storm Mountain Dew, that's what we're going to call it. Just about there. There we are, the halfway point. We're halfway there! Whoa! Leave it on a prayer. Take my hand. They will make it a swim. heard of the series called The Masked Singer. I'm kind of getting into it. I'm not gonna lie, like I was watching the Masked Singer over at my friend Angie and Walt's house and I'm not gonna lie YouTube, I'm kind of getting into it. It's a good show. All right, so we're gonna mix the mango fiesta with some baja blast. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look at that. Now, mixing the baja blast with the mango fiesta brisk tea, it looks just like regular Mountain Dew, don't it? Kind of does. All right, so I want to put… So, Taco Bell didn't have to do that, mind you, but because the order was delayed, they upgraded my medium mountain due to a large so I appreciate that talk about I'm gonna put this drink in the fridge I'll be right back So you know it's always appreciated especially when you know a tropical storm Mountain Dew we got Baja Blast mixed with the mango fiesta from Brisk. Let's see how it do Oh, dude Mm-hmm YouTube Next time you're at Taco Bell and you want something to drink this combination right here my dude That brisk mango fiesta iced tea mixed with a Mountain Dew baja blast. Oh Oh, YouTube. Hold up. got to get another drink of this Oh my god that is good I think I just found my new favorite drink combo at Taco Bell, god damn dude I'm serious YouTube. This is a bomb drink combination, yo. Oh, dude. Dude. You know what would go great with that? Some Captain Morgan pineapple rum. Tell ya. All right, so what did we get from Taco Bell? I got two… I said it two double chalupas with some stuff added to it so it's two double okay two double chalupas with everything on it. Two double chalupas everything on it. We had them add extra three cheese blend, onions, creamy jalapino sauce, and shredded chicken. We got the goods. All right. Oh, look at the size of this mother. Damn. Pack in the pack in the grub today professional you know she was like hey Josh sorry about uh about taking forever you know well I got it's all good you know nothing you can do about it at least it got here better late than never so got four minutes in the bag they included right there that was nice of them didn't have to but be my sauce combination. Fire, hot, and diablo, yes. And… They include some extra hot sauce like I said just in case you really want to do it up. All right. We got my favorite sauce combination. I can just put these extra sauces in the fridge for later. I'm not worried about that. Throw our bag away. All right. All right. All right. So we have our Mountain Dew tropical storm. Oh, that drink combination. That mango, brisk, fiesta, iced tea. It compliments to Baja Blast Mountain Dew perfectly YouTube. So look at the size of these freaking chalupas man. These are massive. That is another mint. That's funny. No, but… Hmm. Look at this YouTube. I just want you to look at it. A little sauce action or a wrapper. Let's just take it out. Oh, oh, oh, look at that. YouTube. YouTube. Look at this custom double Chalupa from Taco Bell. Not a sponsor. This is just free advertisement. Look at this custom double chalupa from Taco Bell I'm not even joking you. I almost wanted chicken. All right, all right. Mmm. Like, I'm not even joking you. YouTube. I almost wanted a boycott Taco Bell for a couple months, just because they took off the toasted Cheddar Chalupa. But after drinking at the bar last night, I'm like, Taco Bell sounds good. It is what it is, right? So we're going to grab our hot sauce. We're going to grab our hot sauce packets. We want to put all three of them on there just like we do. There we go. We've got the first squirt of hot sauce on there. Now we're going to add our fire sauce. And these double chalupas are definitely big enough for all three sauce packets. That's no lie. These double chalupas are definitely big enough for all three of these sauces. Mmm. At fire sauce though. Hot, any more time. Well YouTube I'm hungry. Let's not waste any more time. So there we go we got some Taco Bell from Grubhub. Look at it. Look at it. This giant Chalupa boat. This is going to be fun to eat. I'm going to scoot you back a bit so you can see me put the wrapper on my lap. All right. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it. Yeah. Well, picking the cheese out of the… freaking box. Yeah. Well picking the cheese out of the freaking box. Yeah, ha ha. What do you think of this YouTube, the double chalupa from Taco Bell? Let's give a little bit. Oh ma'am. Oh ma'am. Let's get a little bite of that. Oh, that's way good, yo. That is delicious. Here's that cross section right there. You want a bite? Grab a bite. Rest is mine. Yum. When a regular chalupa just isn't enough and you want something bigger, go for the double. Oh yeah, I can taste the beef, the chicken, the jalapeno, and everything else, that creamy jalapeno sauce with the hot sauce, it's working. It's working so well. I am making an absolute mess of myself eating this and I don't care. I finished that first one pretty quickly. I want to. I finished that first one pretty quickly. I finished that first one pretty quickly. I want to wash my hands.. One. I finished that first one pretty quickly. I want to wash my hands off real quick and we'll eat the other one. One second. But that's all right. You know what I said? I don't care if they added napkins. Because we can use the wrapper. That's no problem to me dude. So thank you Taco Bell for increasing the size of my Baja blast had no extra charge just because you were a little late getting the order. That's good customer service. No. Mmm. Mountain Dew. Oh. That drink combination is kicking it YouTube. We got three empty sauce packets from the last one. We're going to throw them away real quick. If you like the fast food reviews that I do on my channel, subscribe for more content. I don't just do fast food review as I play guitar. And we're definitely gonna play some guitar after I get done eating but that taco That double cholupo is so good. Let's do it again So obviously that's that's stint at Taco Bell with the Beaf being recalled They definitely took care of it This must be the creamy jalapeno sauce. Hold up. Yep. Yep. That's the creamy jalapeno sauce. Mmm. That's good, yo. So what do you guys think? Do you guys like Taco Bell? What's your favorite fast food? Let me now in the comment section below. Is Taco Bell a favorite? I like them. They're good. I can't say I really have a favorite fast food restaurant, you know? I like you know. Okay, here comes to Diablo. L Diablo. Okay, no, but there we go. Let's not be, let's not be racist. Wasn't trying to be racist? Just making a video okay it's all right there's a diablo sauce mmm we got our hot sauce I like doing this these three these three sauces on Taco Bell on at whatever these three sauces at Taco Bell are my favorite This is what I call moss sauce. Yeah, hard Taco Bell, they say, live moss. Yeah, I'm gonna call this moss sauce. And we're gonna add our fire to it. Wow! You know, they weren't kidding YouTube. When they said double Cholupa, this thing is massive. That's what she said. Oh, okay, behave. Getting a little dicey up in here. Calm down, Cobra. So there we go. All three sauces with that creamy, so now it's got four sauces, that creamy jalapeno sauce, the fire sauce, the hot sauce, and the Diablo sauce. Holy Shikes Batman. Holy Shikes Batman! Mmm. There's some of that creamy jalapeno sauce. And try that separately again. Mmm. No extra charge. They gave me plenty of hot sauce. Holy crap, YouTube. Look at the size of this thing. Like, hand comparison. You see what I got big hands, but look at the size comparison, dude. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you right now, YouTube, this double chalupa rocks. If you like the chalupa, you're definitely going to like this. Like I said, I'll be getting my wands in the mail after a bit. After I'm done eating here and such, but… Cross section. Fuh. Mm. Puh. Puh. Like I said, YouTube, when the regular chalupa is just not enough, go big or go home, you know. Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to be full after this. Have some stuff dripping out the back. Hold up. Take care of that. So we've got four different kinds of cheeses. The regular cheese cross the three cheese blend. Ooh. Mark Bang, yeah. That new episode of South Park was freaking funny. Wendy Testa Burger. And all her friends. Making the school go vegan. And all her friends. Making the school go vegan that shit was hilarious I think I agree with what Wendy said to a degree. Schools should offer kids healthier choices when it comes to their school lunch. I agree with that 100%. However, completely forcing kids to go 100% healthy is also kind of messed up. You know, because you can't tell me that when you were a kid in school and they said today for lunch we're having pizza, you know, that's a little part of you inside just jump for joy. Or today for school lunch we're having sloppy joes or, you know and like you know if you're gonna offer children healthier options for their school lunches, you know what I'm saying? Don't take the unhealthy away. That's bullshit. You know It's fascism is what it is. That's the kind of thing that's gonna get kids to start bringing their lunch to school. Trust and believe that. And for that matter, for that matter, YouTube, the Food and Drug Administration, the FDA, the, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, The the fucking Dix Association The fart dingus association. That's not how it's pronounced. I know as being a smart ass Yeah, I wish the FDA would just leave tobacco to fuck alone. I'm sick of it. You're going to regulate how much nicotine in our cigarettes. Can't have too much of that now. All right, you're so quick to regulate our cigarettes, but what about the food our children are eating? What about the food our children are eating? What about the food our children are eating? There are children who are hitting puberty at ages eight and nine, way too young to be hitting puberty, and that's a result of unnecessary hormones added to our food. All the GMOs and shit. Kind of a political rant while I'm eating Taco Bell here, but… Oh, he… almost done, YouTube. You can do it! I didn't get it all over my face the second time. I didn't get it all over my face the second time. Oh. Oh yeah that definitely hit the spot. All right YouTube one second we got a discard our empty wrappers YouTube, that was delicious. That was very tasty. Oh, now I'm going to wash down. Oh Which is the brisk mango fiesta tea mixed with the Mountain Dew Baja blast. I call it a tropic storm because it's tropical flavored and it's a storm of flavor in your mouth dude you don't even know. Oh So if a regular chalupa is not enough, try a double chalupa. You'll get more chalupa for your buck. brain freeze Like I said, YouTube, Taco Bell didn't have to do anything, but because of the fact that my order was delayed, they upgraded my medium Baja blast to a large. That's good customer service. Now if the reasons scandal involving Taco Bell and their meats they've definitely taken care of it. You know anybody a company that's willing to say hey this customer's orders delayed, we don't want our customers waiting for their food, we're going to upgrade the size of their drink for free for making them wait so long, you know, to me that's a company that says they care, they care about their customers. Mmm. That Baja Blast Mountain Dew on its own is pretty tasty but you mix it with that mango brisk fiesta tea. YouTube. Oh man, I'm gonna smoke some tobacco and shred some beast guitar and we'll end the video. So yeah, sorry it took so freaking long to get it. You know, it is what it is. Oh. It is what it is. Oh my God, I am so full. Yo! Yo. Taco Bell because you're missing out Now there are some people who can't eat Taco Bell because it gives them the shits There were some people who can't eat Taco Bell because it gives them the runs Makes them run to the bathroom if you catch my drift And that sucks bro, because that was good. I mean, Taco Bell is one of my favorites, yes, but I can't say I have a favorite in general. You know, because there's a lot of awesome fast food out there. Oh. You know what, I take back the joke I made because the fact that they upgraded the size of my pop, that no extra cost for making me wait. Okay, I take back the shitty joke I made. That was… Oh. I mean I do other things on my channel too. I mean I do other things on my channel too. I do other things on my channel too. I do drink combinations I play guitar but yeah I'm getting ready to go to the post office here in a bit get them wands in the mail yes there get them out to my customers in the mail yeah sure get him out to my customers. Oh, but you said you were going to play guitar for this video. Well, I'm a man of my word. Believe that. I'm going to load a laundry store and get back. But, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Before we play the guitar for the video let's make sure the sounds adjusted properly. No sense in hurting the ears of my listeners. Oh cool cool it's perfectly adjusted. Awesome if the input volume is too loud it makes the guitar sound like shit on YouTube. I'm Damn, that's some fast guitar playing. Show off. Damn, that's some fast guitar playing. Show off. I'm not sure. I'm I'm the the the I'm We're turning your plan in. What do you planning? What do you think? Spooky tuning. That's where I call it. I call it spooky tuning. But for all I know it can be a drop E tuning. I'm going to go. for blue and pink flooring I understand. I'm I'm 7.3. Wow! I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I I mean, I mean, I I'm I I'm Oh, how do you tune to spooky tuning? You'll need to change two strings. I mean, I'm Okay, if you were a teenage mutant Ninja Turtles villain, would you be shredder? Huh? Get it? Shredder? Huh? Nudge, nudge. No, but all bad jokes aside. If you like the guitar playing and the fast food reviews and the rats subscribe for more got the Kingover Kingover JFS you already know what's up back at you with another bad ass video thank you for watching a bad ass video thank you for watching me do a review on the double Chalupa watching me shreds a mean guitar and um And, um, I'll catch you on a later.

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