Original Video: Happy new year

What is up? YouTube. So 2017 has not come to pass. It is now 2018. The camera lens that I normally use to film my videos decided to permanently fog over. So this is… The camera lens on the back of my phone is the one I'll be using from now on I'm still banned from Facebook temporarily but I am Incredibly pleased to see like five people have already ordered t-shirts and three people have already ordered pillows. That's awesome. Thank you very much for very much for doing that sort of thing Yeah 2017 was a fucked up year for a lot of people man For me personally I'm not gonna say it was my worst year, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I get fired from my job at Wendy's, which I did kind of suck, but I got a better job instead, so pros and cons, really. I gained a couple thousand subscribers. You know what I'm saying? 6,176 subscribers. You know what I'm saying? I lost to have my check six thousand and one hundred seventy six subscribers. That's, you know, it's pretty sweet for a personal accomplishment. Made some new friends, you know, dealt with bullshit like I always do. Well, what's one thing that keeps me going on social media? As simple as this, you too. I know for a fact, I'm not the only person that gets bullied on social media. I know for a fact that I'm not the only person that gets bullied on social media. So that's what makes dealing with it a little bit easier, but at the same time a little bit more stressful. I got this kick-ass stratocaster I want to customize. Oh boy Skani gave it to me for a Christmas present. It's pretty sweet. I want to go make a video showing that off and the distortion quit working on the guitar. Also, that sucks. So then I go to close out the video with my B-C-R-H-R-Lock and the same fucking thing happened. And I'm like, what are the fucking odds? You know, but a minor wiring issue is pretty easy to fix, you know. I try to look at it from an optimistic perspective. At least my guitars have six strings and I happen to have three guitars. A BC-rich-Warlock, a Strat have three guitars, a B.C. Rich Whirlo, orchestra, an offender, acoustic. Now, if I ain't got the distortion, it's going to make, you know, completing my album, a little bit difficult. Trails of the B. shaping up to be a nice album. It's coming together nicely. How many freaking songs do I have on this thing? Five. The first and second one are a bit more orchestrated. The next three………… the first and second one are a bit more orchestrated, the next three……………. the hook of the guitar of the song. 6-7-8, they've got three more. I'd do like two more religious heavy metal orchestrated songs and what have you. And then the last song can be an acoustic song. So I got a game plan for my album, but it's kind of hard to finish in proper order. You know, and your instrument has a minor technical difficulty. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. On the grand scheme of things, it could be worse., you know, if you think you're having a shitty day, just remember, someone out there's gonna have it way worse than you. That's it. It's good pipe tobacco. It's a bit moist, so you've got to torture with your liner. Usually if you don't let moisture tobacco dry out, you know. You know the age-old expression? Excuse me. The age-old expression tomorrow is a new day. I feel like that expression can be applied to this scenario. 2018 is a new year. So if you have a crappy year, you know, you say to yourself, well today is a new year, you know. We lost a lot of awesome celebrities in 2017. Including Chester from Lincoln Park, Hugh Hefner, just to name a couple. And, um, well, Hugh Hefner went out in natural causes causes of course, but Chester went out. A suicide, a lot of people are committed, a lot of people committed suicide in 2017, like, holy shit. The ugh. You know what I'm saying? Like, just the other day I was watching an episode of Good Mythical Morning and I had Chester on it and I sat there and watched the episode and it was like, damn bro, that was just a couple months before he did it, you know. That's kind of surreal when you're watching a YouTube video with a celebrity you admire and the video was taken be like a couple months before they're suicide you know I'm saying even after a couple months after it happened you're looking up back on that video like bro that is some surreal shit Now the head executive of Playboy magazine decided that they no longer feature nude women in their magazine their scantily clad bikini yes but the nude women are saved for Playboy.com and the coffee table books and stuff like that, you know what I'm saying? The reason why they did it is because they wanted to appeal to a wider audience. They said and I quote How can I compete with online porn? you type in a picture of a specific woman you're looking for, you know? Smoking hot blonde some nice titties. you type that into Google and you click on images, you can access tons of free porn. And so Playboy's like, okay, how are we going to compete with that? So if you want to see the actual stuff, you go and get a membership on Playboy.com you know that sort of thing a lot of old-school playboy fans are gonna be like well they sold out their original magazine was about pushing boundaries and saying that a woman's body could be art without it being pornographic you know what I'm saying? See a lot of people don't understand stuff like that YouTube. A lot of people think that stuff like Playboy is pornographic and I disagree. Hustler is way more pornographic. No, the concept, no, you got to understand like when Hugh Hefner was growing up, the thought of a naked woman was considered taboo. It was considered, the thought of a naked woman was considered taboo. It was considered pornographic, it was considered, you know, you know, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap, you know what I'm saying? And he was having her said, look, we can make this, we can cure to the fanacies of men, wanting to see some hot-ass naked women without it being tasteless. We can make it classy and you know what I'm saying? So you got taken to concepts they wanted to reach a wider audience with their magazine, get more people buying it and reading it and they did you know? They're able to save the company and make a little extra money on the side and they still have their clothes, the clothing you know know what I'm saying? Merchant dies! That's what's all about. Like could you imagine, he was having a hoo-haf and you're sitting in the spiritual side, looks over at Chester and says, let me tell you some shit. You could have been telling your great-grandchildren about Lincoln Park and all the awesome fans and how awesome it is to be a musician and record and make music for fans that want to listen to your music. And even if you don't have the following he had, you know what I'm saying, like, really, you know, my musical career is nowhere near successful, but I've had my music played on the radio a couple times. And getting five songs done for the album in the last year or so, it's not bad. I'm not rushing progress. I'm trying to create like a general sound with it, you know what I'm saying? This is a little guitar shop I go to here in town to get my guitars worked on. It's the Rockstar Music Store in downtown Casper. Definitely give those guys a plug. They have a beautiful selection of guitars, amps, bases. They get a banjo, eucalaley. And they also do repair work. Yeah. So the way I figure it, I want to keep the guitar my friend Scott gave me safe and over the next couple of months I'll be getting my guitars fixed and finishing the album. my guitar is fixed and finishing the album. And, um, you know, the, uh, Stratocaster that Scott gave me is capable of holding a whammy bar, by the way. And you can get a custom made on, ordered online somewhere, you know what I'm saying. Especially after each pre-appeting at Black and Green. But here's the thing of it like, it works, but the distortion doesn't work. And it's weird that distortion goes out on both of my guitars at the same time. And I'm like, well, the first one is for, you know, when I was playing the guitar Skani gave me, me and Skani, we're not the first people to have it. So when you got a guitar, you know, you know, but it's weird because I had no. to have it so when you got a guitar you didn't know the history of too well you know it's like you know but it's weird because I had no problems with my BC witch whirlock and the fact that it went out both guitars lost distortion in the same fucking video I wasn't gonna post it I was like man and then I'll get to those moments where my phone dies while I'm recording a video and lo and behold I lose the video I'm recording. Ain't that some shit. Right, you see… On my IT's list. You see right there, Lo and Behold, there's five songs right there. The cool thing about garage band is, as soon as I make a song from my next album, I can immediately upload it to my iTunes library and carry it around with me on my musical listening device, iPod, iPhone, whatever you know I'm saying. iTunes Library and carried around with me on my musical listening device, iPod, iPhone, whatever you, you know what I'm saying? And I can listen to my music on the go, you know what I'm saying? Like the first two songs on my album are a bit more orchestrated, but the next three songs rely more heavily on the hook of the beat and the simplicity of the awesome guitar and vocals. The next two songs will be more orchestrated, to kind of go in here with the first two. And they knew, you know, if I finish the album with like one acoustic song, is the eighth song. There you go. You know what I'm saying? People have been getting real stoked about this, too. Like, what's this? What is this shit? Fucking click beats, garage band assembled click beats, and guitar and vocals. Could you imagine taking power metal on black metal and fusing it with hip-hop and traces a tech now? Now if you're going to record like a power metal like influence on garage band you got to have multiple voice tracks. Which allows you to record different tracks at the same time. So like if you want to record yourself singing a lyric on one line, you mute that track, sing the same lyric a note higher, and lo and behold you got that Power Metal sound, you know what I'm saying? I wanted to create an album that fused Power Metal, Black Metal, traces of horror, hip-hop, rap, and techno, and just created something completely random and out there, something that's never been done. Sometimes it's just purposely trying to be different and saying, okay, it's different, but it's catchy. And I'm sitting here listening different but it's catchy. And I'm sitting here listening to it like, okay, you know what? This is an interesting take on metal. I like it. It's coming to the video nicely. And because like three to four people already ordered pillows there's a message on cheespring I think the next available print will be on Wednesday so I don't know if people keep ordering them eventually look at they'll keep making I mean that's just how it is you know. stuff like that. So I think all of you for ordering my T-spring fan made or fan merch that I make, yeah, got my words mixed up. You know what I'm saying? Like I didn't think a whole lot of people would order, but five people have already ordered shirts and three people have already ordered pillows and I've got like $16 profit that's pretty sweet that's small time but you know so walked into your fucking house and sees you that pillow on your on your couch or whatever they're like who's that? on that guy? That's Gothic King Cobra. Yeah, that's a… This is a pillowy design on T-spring. Oh, it's cool. Uh-huh. this thing figured out. And eventually I got to figure out to the point where I could do what I wanted to do. And discovering that if I open up GIMP, which is a Photoshop mixed with paint studio type program, that I have on my computer, and I enlarged a picture, and I could then upload it as a larger image, onto the pillows and shirts and shit Because I'm thinking okay, this is kind of bullshit. How the fuck am I gonna? make it to where The image of me shows like full on full blast, you know what I'm saying? Now like I got that shit figured out a lot of people like the rock game and t-shirts to begin with. Continue selling those. Design, another t-shirt you know I'm saying you got a long list of products of fammerch you know I'm saying. So for one the t-spring products are gonna be getting a little bit better. Something that people might be like hey you know what I blow a couple bucks on that. So for one, the T-spring products are going to be getting a little bit better. Something that people might be like, hey, you know what? I blow a couple bucks on that. It'll be easy at least trying, you know? He's not just cheap-ass fucking online graphics. Okay, here you go, there's a T-shirt, no fuck that. But putting my face on these products, that's what makes them sell tobacco but it's good I like it. Pack that bastard down. He ever noticed I call this the hypocrisy of the sex is because it's the fucking truth. Women will get so ticked off when men have standards. You know, if there's a dude who's not… Seriously, if there's a dude who's not into fat chicks, there are some women who will go awful. How dare you? Every woman's body is beautiful. Wow blah blah blah blah blah blah blah go on and on the acity ackey ackey ackeacac. But if the story slipped around and it's some creepy ass fat dude hitting on some chick he's all sweaty and he's just staring out there with his beaty little eyes like huh yeah you pretty, I'd like to lick you like a twinking. I get in fucking T-you, she's gross to fuck out, like, oh, eww, why the f-nuh? And the same one will have no problems. What's the word I'm looking for? Standard shaming men for their taste. Yeah… Yeah. That's a word standard shaming. Don't be afraid to have standards, you two. If that person is not going to make you happy in any way, shape, or form, it's not worth it. If they don't have something to offer you personally, that's going to make you happy. It's not worth it. You know. If you're purely attracted to that person just for for the sex alone, you're going to have a miserable relationship. I mean, if you don't find them even physically attractive, you're just doing it because you can get your dick wet. That shallow is fuck. Fuck that. Now unless and course the person you're fucking is fully aware that it's just a one night stand it's not gonna result in a relationship or any of that bullshit. Misleading people is the worst thing you can do it to each other. Yeah, sometimes men are fucking pigs, I will not deny it. Use women for sex, but guess what? Women use men for sex too. It's hard to believe, but it's the fucking truth. But with this hypocrisy of the sex issues, you also have double standards of the sexes. And this is where it gets a bit unfair YouTube. And when it comes to domestic abuse and self-defense, I believe that both sexes are entitled to the right to self-defense period if your life is in fucking danger if your life is in fucking danger do what you gotta do you know But he used the fucking thing of it. If a woman fights off her attacker, who happens to be a member of the opposite sex, she's considered brave and heroic. But if a man fights off his female attacker, oh he's a monster for hitting women. And for that reason alone, a lot of men will not stand up for themselves or come forward with it because they're afraid of being ridiculed or called a monster. It's completely unfair, but you really can't bitch about it. And here's why. For the last several hundred years or so, women have been treated very unfairly. So if men bitch about double standards with in regards to unfair sex treatments, a lot of them will get the whole spie well. You're not a woman. You don't know what it's like to live in a nada-da-da-da-a-s society. blah-a-blah-a-da-da-da-da-a-da-da-da-da-da-d. And you're just sitting there like, God damn it, I opened a Pandora's box on that one, didn't I? But instead of complaining about how your sob story is worse, as humans we all go through struggles, as men were told to toughen up. As men were told to toughen up. All you get a scar, rubs are dirty in it, you pussy, and get over it. And for women, that's, oh, that's not very lady-like. Fuck off. Fuck fashion magazines too while we're at it. Fuck cosmopolitan. Fuck all these preppy hipster fashion magazines telling people, this is what's in this winter season. Fuck that. I wear clothes that I like to wear. I don't give off two fucks what some God damn fashion magazine says. If I'm walking around wearing the Jesus' Account Cradle of Filla T-shirt and some black dikies,, jeans, some black socks, and some black steel-toed shoes. It's basic golf, it works for me, it's comfortable, you know. I'm not going to give two fucks. What some fuckhead says in a magazine. Oh, trigger warning, there's cussing in this. Because here's the thing about trends. They come when they go. Quite often you'll see people revamping old trends like to be relevant in, you know, you see a lot of people taking styles of clothing and different aspects of life and, you know, you see a lot of people taking styles of clothing and different aspects of life and, you know, what have you in trying to, you know what I'm saying, it's like, what the fuck? You're wearing clothing that was popular 50, 60 years ago, we're trying to be relevant into today's times because you think it'll catch on as a trend. And then it does for a little bit. and then it fucking dies out and it's like, the same music to some degree. Going in trying to create an alternative metal album is a challenge should be different and somewhat catchy and original with it. These alternative metal is such a hard we call Lincoln Park. We also call B.S. sometimes. All right. So I should have conducted a study and they have concluded that music can change the way that we taste food. Now, we like to taste foods. I like tasting food. Well, we don't need you for that. We need you guys for the music part. For the music part. Okay. Okay. All right. We can do that. We can do that. All right. Let's put Oxford to the test. It's time for… I tried some food and got some too. But in the end… Did it make the food taste better? Okay, Mike and Chester over in the performance zone. Yes. How is it over there guys? It's warm. It's very nice. It's very nice. We're in the food eating zone. Yes. That's what we're going to be. So, uh, my and Chester are going to opposing tracks impacted our tasting sensations in specific categories that the Oxford study called out right let's do this round one okay according to the study volume correlates to flavor and the louder the music actually the less flavor there is so as the music as the music it's the less flavor there is. So as the music gets quieter, it tends to bring out more flavors from what you're eating. Okay, and we're going to be testing with a couple of noodle, classic late night nibble. And let's turn this thing up to 11. Hit it! Diam! That was intense! And the with care! product is hot! And the with care! Yeah! Well, he'll hoe! Bet you didn't taste anything! There are no room for… Damn! That was intense, ass. I think that team directly off the packaging which is brilliant. It was hot. The funny thing is is it was very hot temperature wise but I don't feel like I experienced much because I was so into the music. Yeah that was a that was the main thing on my mind. Flavor took a big back seat. But we should flip the script now. Yes, bring things down. I think we're gonna need the chairs over here. Wow we're bringing in stools. I think we'll go acoustic with this one boy. Go acoustic let's let's bring down the volume. I would say when you want more flavor bring in stool. We have a brand new song for you guys. Next single. This is off our upcoming album. May 19th. All right guys, Serinatus. There's a nuclear winter outside. Everybody's gone. And I… But I'm a lucky feller. long as I got you in my bomb cellar. The radiation's getting to me, your blonde noodle here is all I see. Oh, cup of noodles. I only have 26 of you left. I'm one noodle. I only have 26 of you left. I'm one noodle closer to death. really bringing it. You're bringing the flavor in that one. That was really moving. I don't know if it was the the slowness of the song or the subject matter because as you talked about just having a few left just 26 left. Yeah. I began to realize how important this was. Right. I became I became more thankful and I became more aware of the flavors contained there in. I think I feel it's spicy or Yeah. And it could be the accumulation across both songs, but I'm probably not. No, it's the science link. It was definitely the science. Wow. Yeah, that one worked. That was moving. Very interesting. general flavor test but now we're gonna get more specific with sweetness versus sourness. And here's what the science says higher pitch music brings out the sweetness in food while lower pitch music brings out the sourness of food. What I thought it might be the opposite right but science is counterintuitive man. but what better way to test this theory than when the sweetest sourest food around sour patch kid? Yeah Chester hit us with some hot pitch. You're sour and sweet and you stick to my teeth and you're shearing the flesh from right off my mouth, beat by mouth, beat by mean tongue. It's so weird thing I saw, but I couldn't think of a good rhyme. Oh, sour-fetched kids, you assault my mouth, whole, it's so full-fledged, attack on my teeth, and mammal, due to oral bleeding, my guns are receding. Oh boy, what a wonderful time! You guys are heading a new direction. Thank you. We've got eight more songs on our album where that came from. Just wait till this thing comes out, you guys. Oh man. So was that sweeter? I think we'll have to compare it with the next one, but I mean, I gotta say, I believe that was the sweetest experience I've ever had with yeah give me the low hand I'm bringing it if the sour patch kids and cabbage patch kids were all the other kinds of patch kids I'm talking pumpkin patch kids I patch kids nickety patch kids girl scout patch kids message did you guys catch the message yeah right at the end right? right about global warming? Yeah. Patually, kids. Pat Julie, kids. What I did when I said Pat Julie, kids, did it affect? Pat Julie, kids, did you, did it affect the fact that I feel like that was a more sour experience You mean we're yeah, I'm convinced so far this is happening. Let's continue this experiment round three now. Let's test the spiciness of food subject to music now this one is the first one that is intuitive Because the science says that the faster the tempo the spicier the food. Okay. Yeah actually increases the sensation of spiciness All right, so let's start out slow. Chester give it to me slow. Can't get enough. Wish my insides were more tough. My fingers are stained by your touch. My heart is stained twice as much. Your love is afflict. Shitting known by your name. Oh man, that is a single, that is a single, that's the first single, that's the first single, oh you've already had that, this is your like fourth or fifth single, off the new album. That was a very sultry cheetos experience for me and I don't have many of those. Still a little spicy? I'm feeling the spice now, but I gotta say the first, like, five or six when I was just really into the song? I just thought I was eating regular cheetos. I thought I was eating something very wrong, but very right. Oh, okay. Okay, let's beat things up. Mike, you ready to take things to another level? That's all I ever do. Yeah, all right. But I need a retin link hat. Let's do it. Nice. March it up. Yeah, turn it up. Fun. Yeah. just a treater, a repeato, 70 miles an hour he goes, tail like a rudder, tough as a mother, can't know him, he got no other. Song is fast, Cheetos Cheetos Cheetos Chester! That's his name. Oh! What a coincidence. That's crazy, right? His name and- This is a great hat, you guys. This guy's name. I really like this hat. Now listen, that made me eat a whole lot more Cheetos. I'll tell you that. So if you want to check out that video it's available on Good Mythical Morning I didn't want to you know take up the entire time just bullshitting on one video you know I got other topics to cover you know I'm saying but if you have not seen that they go you know what I'm saying I mean for a lot of a lot of people that's going to be a hard episode of Good Mythical Morning to watch. And that's just, you know… Yeah. But like I said, the age-old expression, tomorrow is a new day. That also applies to New Year's and that sort of thing. I'm This is the Star lookaster I speak of. Yeah. I thought you thought it was the weirdest fucking thing to have… as I smacked my funny bone on the fucking arm of the chair. The same night on both guitars, like what in the actual flying fuck? I got to find my guitar pick too right quick. Let's see, yeah, there is. See, how old about distortion there for a second, then then it's going… Ahh, you fucking schmuck. You fucking schmuck. We had some go on there for a second second then they went to complete crap. The end cable looks fine. I can look at some painter's tape and tape off the black on this guitar all the way around and just leave the silver exposed, tape off the amp jack, you know, and cover that silver in some nice emerald green. And um, get a cool, uh, whammy bar installed right here. So, yeah, there's a couple cool things you can do with this stridal caster, you know what I'm saying And Stratocasters aren't exactly cheap so you get them That's just the nature of it I'm like, you believe this shit All right, so I'm like I can make it just a good time I unplug it So I think they must have, maybe it's just that guitar. What are the fucking odds? What are the fucking odds? I can tell you right now, it's cheaper to fix the wiring than it is to buy a new one. She plug in this other guitar here? You think I can maybe? It's just a guitar. Every fucking time I get a little bit very, every time I get a little better of guitar, that's where my guitar size is. Oh, I want to break. I want to start working a certain way. Convene as fuck, as always. As always, so convenient. Okay now you want to fucking work? You were… Ain't that some shit? I'm not even fucking what you look. It is the weirdest fucking thing. This guitar was not working like this a couple days ago. the The Fuck is this. the I'm the the Okay five strings that's this that's pretty good five strings Apeggio sweeps But what if it was to add that fucking sixth string right there? It sounds something like that and it's all fucking slow a shit buddy. I messed up on that fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the power cores are always fun, but then you got double hand tapping. I'm That is just so fucking life in a nutshell. Like, I go to play guitar for a YouTube video and both my guitar stop working. I go to play guitar for a YouTube video and both my guitar stop working. I go to play guitar for a YouTube video and now one guitar works one dozen man and that's just life some shits and then it starts with it. Yeah, shit like that. That's the kind of shit he looks fit you to do when you play guitar. They're like, where's the flashy shit? There you go. Now if I want to get real freaky with it, I could add effects to it. Let's see if you can go back to the F. the the I'm I'm the the I came in to start speaking a little banner with power cords. It sounds kind of cool, but you know. the the My point being is women love to bitch about equality and now it's unfair that men have standards and you know, but guess what? Women have standards too! Ah! And the reason why………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… And the reason why, you never hear men complaining, I'm sick and tired of women just staring at my biceps. I'm more than just biceps, damn it, that's a bunch of… Do you know how hard that sounds, YouTube? That's a good reason most men get big ass biceps. It's to attract… Do you know how he's harder that sounds, YouTube? There's a good reason most men get big-ass biceps. It's to attract the ladies and let other dudes know, hey, don't fuck with me. It's just the fucking time. I'm sick and tired of men just noticing us for our tates, blah blah blah blah. Sometimes, sometimes generally speaking, us furitates, blah blah blah blah. Sometimes, generally speaking, yeah, the argument is from a legit source, but is from a legit source, but we'll be a resource, but we'll be a resource, but of men just noticing us for our tastes blah blah blah blah. Sometimes generally speaking yeah the argument is from a legit source but most of the time it's from jealous women or jealous of other women so they bitch about it to make them make it sound like it's a movement or some shit but really they're just jealous that certain women get more attention than they do. But the several things you can do to fix that, and this is the thing that you take that out of the equation completely. If you don't like the way your hair looks, fucking change it. You know what I'm saying? That's all I'm saying. Or you find a guy who likes to check with smaller boobs. You know what I'm saying? instead of attacking other women for something you don't have, or that you could have if you figured out a course of action. Life is full of opportunity, you too. And when you see that opportunity by the moment, you know, as an example, if you're walking by the gas station, you see that one of the lotteries is super high. You think to yourself, that's pretty sweet to win. Got a couple bucks in your pocket. See, walking to the gas station by a lottery ticket, boom. You never know if you'll win or not unless you try. That's the thing of it, you know what I'm saying? Even if you don't win, that's the fun of playing, is the idea of being so filthy, stinking, rich, you could live comfortably the rest of your life, you know what I'm I was kind of off, just trying to get it. I was kind of off. I was kind of off, just trying to get it. Let's try it again. I didn't play that. What's it called, the Imperial March from Star Wars? That was kind of sloppy. the Speaking of that note, the That's not like shit. Not quite. There we go, that's better. I don't even know you too, hold on a second. I don't even know you too, hold on a second. Oh, on a second. You want to see a second? Oh, on a second. You want to hear some of guitar playing. Don't get me wrong. The shredding on the electric guitar is magnificent, to say the least was. Ayo shredding on an acoustic. Now that is something to behold. YouTube, making sure that phone battery is still going good. All right. This is my fender tea bucket, acoustic guitar, all black, for the most part. Now you want to play some saucy guitar on the acoustic, I'll show you a little core progression. You go from a D major, A major, E major, D major, D A, E. G, A, E. G, slide up one, Go back down. As simple as that. I tried learning the opening of Shine Down's Simple Man the acoustic remake to Winard Skinner and Simple Man. I tried learning the opening of it and I kind of damn it. Well Mama told me… And I was… I was… my phone with son if you do this for a son if you can? Maybe, me, I'm a similar. Come, a man. I want you to do this for a son if you can. But once you're playing the acoustic guitar I mean, who's……as I always hear about the song goes on the guitar, I'm just winging it for a YouTube video, but… ma'am…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Of course if you're playing the acoustic guitar I mean who doesn't love a little bit of green day every now and then? I'm not even off of that. That's not horrible. Anyway. I mean if you do like an ACDC sort of you know you're playing AC DC sort of you know if you're playing house bells by AC DC on the acoustic you can give it sort of a bluesy sort of sound. you're playing house bells by AC DC on the acoustic acoustic. You can give it sort of a bluesy sort of sound. Yeah. I'm looking for yeah If you're playing acoustic this one's also There we go. Now if you play a prophecy by asking Alexandria on the acoustic, it sounds Now if you play a prophecy by asking Alexandria on the acoustic, it sounds way different. I'm not quite. I feel like a play that, uh, what's it, Pink Floyd's, so you think you can tell. I get distracted learning there's so much stuff to learn there's so much stuff to learn on guitar so many awesome songs to learn you know. I'm There we go. Yeah. Like I said, shredding on acoustic guitars Yes Mist Mistakes. I'm I'm I'm I mean it's got its own flare, it's own unique, it's, I mean it's got its own flare, it's own unique vibe to it, you know, it's only a distinct sound that everybody recognizes, you know, it's all in your distinct song that requires freaking distortion you know, I'm Now if I play that riff with distortion you recognize it now don't you? Yeah. I'm walking my hair on the braid right now. Oh, that's at least good news, that's one last guitar to get fixed, okay, that's good, that's gonna like that, okay, I don't know why the fuck. This guitar decides to act up on me the other night and not work and then tonight all of a sudden it's like, okay, we're gonna work just fine. like that… That is some shit, YouTube. You notice you can change your YouTube background to a point where it fucking hurts. And most women don't want a challenge. They want a nice dumb guy they can mold into. You know, their so-called ideal version of the perfect dating partner. And when they get a guy who's stubborn and… and…… dating partner and when they get a guy who's stubborn and and now most chicks are like… both you got members of the opposite sex rejecting you take a leaf out of my book say fuck them they're loss. That's just being as blunt as I possibly can. That's exactly how you got to be as fuck them their loss. That's just being as blunt as I possibly can. That's exactly how you gotta be as fuck them, their loss. Next please, you know. The first official King Cobra video in the year of 2018. Wada. Wada. Apparently, when men have standards where pigs were disgusting, animals, you know, all standards oh no not in the slightest the woman has a sex dollar a sex toy no one thinks twice about it but if a man gets one oh he's disgusting creepy you got to love double standards YouTube I'll. Fucking pipe clogging on me, believe this shit? It's where pipes do they clog? You know what I'm saying? Like you gotta tell yourself, I mean this is what I tell myself, I tell myself, I mean this is what I tell myself all the time. I don't take shit, I don't take shit shit from nobody the only shot I take is in the god damn toilet there's a way of not taking shit from nobody and you do it just right to where you can apply it to all aspects of your life without it being an issue of your life being handle and saying a couple things and you know, fuck all that. Fucking things clogged up. I mean I can just sit there with pipe cleaners when this thing unclogged pretty easily. Like I never had this pipe be too clogged up. I mean I could just sit there, you there you know poking out on both ends. Let's take it back together. That's a nice moist black Cavendish pipe tobacco. It's got a bit of this stuff. This is a mixture of tropical fusion and swisher sweet cigar tobacco and a little bit of cherry pipe tobacco. black cabinet that happen once in a lifetime sometimes it seems so finding the right dating partner should not be a thing that you rush YouTube not just in dating in general but I mean general aspect of life you shouldn't be in a rush you know what I'm saying unless you're two things, if you're ordering food at a restaurant or if you're standing in line at a fast food restaurant or if you're at your job, that's the only time because you know people don't want to be waiting line at the drive-through for slow-fuck McGee to make up his mind and what the fuck he wants to stuff his face with. Now if you're… unless you're in line at a fast food restaurant or at your job… really… you know if you're in a nice… just a regular sit-down restaurant… Don't be in a hurry, YouTube. Do not be in a fucking hurry. To, um… You know what I'm saying? Like, don't be in a fucking hurry… to rush it. If you're driving, be a courteous driver. You know, I find that people who are in… people who are in a hurry to get places never stop to slow down and, you know… Sometimes being in a rush isn't a good thing. And the reason why I say that is because the age-old expression measure twice, cut once. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes when you're anxious or in a rush to get places or get things done, you can miss steps or overthink things. So even when you're in a rush to get things done, you can miss steps or overthink things, you know. So even when you're in a rush to get things done, also keep in mind that focal balance point, if you will, of being in a rush, being able to make decisions rather quickly. It's one of those basic social skills that you know given the context of your lifestyle and what you do you're gonna have to be able to do. You know if you're a member of the government that's in charge of making laws for instance you know even be faced with a with a very drastic decision That's my way to clear off your pipe. Now if you ain't got a pipe cleaner, you can use a little bit of fire to just kind of push the gunk and your mouthpiece and because it's a nice solid plastic, a nice solid vulcanite, a little bit of heat's not going to hurt it. This isn't some 4,000 degree oven mind you this is just a little… you know… And then the stem is unclogged. Sometimes if you don't overfill your pipe you can get a decent smoking but if you overpack your pipe you know you're not using that to back go up I almost dropped the poker Yeah. Sometimes you're going to blow into the chamber to clear it out. But… Oh, for fuck's sake. This is why a lot of people don't smoke pipes because convention only they're not as quick and convenient as a cigarette. But they're cheaper than cigarettes. They smell better than most non-smokers, especially if you have an aromatic sort of blend. And most pipe tobacco, generally speaking, contains less chemicals than cigarettes. It's cheaper contains less chemicals than cigarettes do. It's cheaper, it contains less chemicals, smells better than most people. Me personally I just love the smell of tobacco. You get a nice tobacco tobacco, it's got to try to clear that pipe out. And then we needed the tobacco. Oh yeah, it's drawing beautifully. I can clog that master just like that. from Swisher Sweets is the tropical fusion, cigar tobacco mixed with, it's not a whole lots about a whole cigar is worth, mixed into, like you don't feel like smoking the cigar, you can always mix it up with your pipe tobacco. This stuff being a little bit drier, therefore smokes better. It's like, consistently torturing. As far as New Year's resolutions go, I suppose getting better at guitar and winning the lottery. Yeah? Being so filthy, stinking- that I could live comfortably the rest of my life yes not that I'm not comfortable now I make deal with what I got sometimes that's how you got I do you know I'm saying but I digress the dream house I plan on building I do you know what I'm saying but I and we're turning on a so uh… y'all see this house standing in front of me right or what the fuck is this a courthouse a small church what is this a mansion take a look inside Anyways, it's a new year. a chance to You know start a new Anyways, this is a King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you for watching. I'll catch you all later