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Fix The writer strike

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What do you do you too? But your boy, King Cobra, back out it with chilling like Rockster villains. So you remember that family guy cut away that I mentioned? Darp. Right after Brian says to Stewie, ah, someone's cranky, they need a nap. Stewie sitting there wanting about it, and freaking, Brian tries to hand crank the Model T and the Model T backfires again, spins backwards, bricks Brian's wrist in his thumb and he's like, oh son of a bitch, why would anybody drive these? The premises of that is Stewie Brian and… and Chris are restoring an old model T and Chris is looking up videos and how to start it and when he hears the YouTubers say now you gotta retard the spark you know he gets offended and like slams his fist and doesn't pay attention to like the levers on either side of the car. Stewie and Brian are like getting into this macho contest. Stewie is like, I can crank this car. Stewie goes to hand crank the model tea it backfires. And when the crank spins backwards, it spins Stewie around as he holds on to the model T crank like a helicopter. Then he goes flying. Comedically, of course. Landing safely, but none the lot wiser. And not in the worst shape, you know, and he's sitting… Brian's like, oh! in the worst shape but not in the best shape you know and he's sitting ahhhhh… Brian's like oh somebody's cranky because they haven't had there now let me show you how a real man does it and then Brian walks over to crank the model T and then like he breaks his thumb in his wrist doing it and he's like oh son of a bitch why did anybody drive these things? And like every third or fourth time, the multi backfires. You hear a poo. And then after the backfire, you'd hear it play the Seinfeld baseline. The b-down-down-down, b-down-down-down, blah-down, blah-b-down. I mentioned this because like I said YouTube and I make it a fair wage you know cartoons are a great way to escape life you know and that's all I do I watch cartoons or a great way to escape life you know and that's all I do I watch watch cartoons, I watch YouTube, and I make videos. Now is the idea for the Model T a shitty family guy bit? Yes. run over because fuck sickos. Like Brian, Stewie, and Chris are joyriding, like Stewie Chris and Brian working on it. You got the right dialogue that's like long enough, suffices a cutaway. And like I said, I'll work for fucking cheap dude. That's no bullshit tubes. All right, episodes for family guy, dude. Straight up. Fricking screech. Hey, shut up Meg. Hey Peter, it's… Oh, that's terrible impersonations. Gee-de-goo, all right. Hey Peter, it's shut the hell up Joe, nobody cares. Oh Peter, that's not very nice. Not all right. Hey shut the hell up Craigbare, Bastard. What the hell of Craig Bower? Bastard. Not as good as the real life, Peter Griffin, but I digress. I'm a load of fun to be with at a bar when I'm outside smoking a cigarette. And like, nobody knows where it comes from, when just out of nowhere. What a lovely night we're having! And like, nobody knows where it comes from, we just had them nowhere. What a lovely night we're having! And it's just like, you do it, and nobody catches you saying it. And the people are just the right amount of tips, they're like, what the fuck? I heard someone talk like Spongebob, and I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. And you do it just to fuck with people in a good way, you know, like it's fun, you know. My world's solar and cuts. Pick me up a fresh pack of these. Pick me up a fresh pack of these. Man, these cigarettes are getting expensive, y'all. It's bullshit. Let's go out and have me one. I thought my phone charge never sip on this drink.

transcripts/fix_the_writer_strike.txt · Last modified: 2025/08/29 19:38 by 127.0.0.1

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