Original Video: How to shave your face

What is up? Fellow… Youtubers. So… I'm gonna make a video on how to shave your face. This is for the dudes. You're asking yourself, how do you grow out a mustache and go tea? Well, as a secret to that, and I want to show you how. Now, if you want a mustache to grow or go tea, you see all the scruff you get on your face? Yeah. All that scruff you get on your face? Yeah. all that scruff you get on your face yeah well you want to shave around that patch of scruff if you have scruffiness on your chin and you take your shaver whatever you use and you shave around that patch and when you shave around that patch of scruff eventually eventually, it'll grow into a goatee or a mustache depending on… Depending on how you want to shave it, yeah. So… A lot of dudes are probably going, what's the secret to grilling out a mustache, a goatee? I'll tell you the secret, shave around the scruff, man. Because eventually when you shave around that scruff, eventually, that scruff will get longer and longer and longer until eventually it's no longer scruff and it becomes a goatee like the one I have on my chin. Yeah. I got my shaver, my rechargeable shaver is plugged into the outlet so I'm going to give it a little bit more time to charge up here. Oh I would do that go in smoke on some tobacco. Nothing special as far as tobacco goes, this is just a cigarette but broken up into my pipe, which on convenience it works. When we're talking about shaving our face, cleaning up the scruff, there are several things you can use fellas. You can use a straight razor, which is always classy, you know, sitting there. All you can use is a razor and shaving cream which a bit more modern but then you got the mess of shaving cream in the sink but this is why I like using a rechargeable shaver to shave my face because it's less mess. the problem with razor is that you cut yourself shaving. You'll get your face all nicked up and what have you and then you put after shave on and then holy shit does that burn. You get after shaving your shaving cuts on your face and you're like fuck that stings. So convenience versus closeness. Now I found that when my shaver is fully charged it um… it definitely gets the job done. So, yeah, I'm going to let it charge up a bit longer and then I'll take the phone into the bathroom and I'll show you how to shave my face. Yeah, you can see, I don't know if the camera will focus, yeah, there we go. As you can see, I'm working on my mustache again, and my mustache likes to come down and it grows to the side on the other side of my lip. But I want a dastardly mustache. So I shave it up to about here and then I leave the sides right here exposed. And something else I'll be doing off camera is taking a shower but you can't see that on YouTube because that would be kind of an appropriate so… because that would be kind of inappropriate so here's a little life hack and I've had to do this before in the past in the past in the past whenever I was out of toilet paper and I needed something to wipe my ass I would grab like two or three dryer sheets and you can wipe with them like three to four times before you got to throw them in the toilet which it's not the most convenient but it works it'll leave your ass cracks smelling laundry fresh and you'll clean all the poopy out of your butt crack so life hack Now sometimes you're in a pinch and you're running out till a paper and then it happens you gotta take a shit so you take a shit you feel better but then now you're sitting there going well I was getting the shower and just washing all awful but you know you need something to wipe your hand with and you don't want to use your hand because that's gross. So you can use drier sheets to wipe your ass if you're out of toilet paper. I've done it before, it works. Look, a little, a life hack for you. I thought I'd share that with you. Yeah. And it works. Take the fold-drider sheet, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold. You know what I'm saying? It's a life hack that works. I guarantee that. You know. Just, um, I don't want to share that with y'all's………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… know just don't I share that with y'all's also today so maybe freaking Either Tuesday or Wednesday I'll try to put a new burger recipe up on YouTube. April's Tuesday or Wednesday I'll try to put an uburger recipe up on YouTube. Go ahead and set the tobacco pipe down and grab my shaver here. I had to plug into the wall so now we're gonna come on over here. Here we go set the camera up so that we can see my face while I do this. Cool beings man! Let's give it the test. Yep, that's definitely fully charged. Now I'm going to store my charger right click and we'll get into it. All right, so the first thing I'm gonna do when I shave YouTube is I'll take off my caller. Oh, fucking phone doesn't want to stay upright. There we go. There we go. Sit my awesome dog collar to the side. There we go. Just like that. Now I got my hair on a pointy tail so this will make shaving a little bit easier. I'll go in shave my neck and I'll go in on the sides underneath my side burns around my cheeks and then yeah. I could do this with one hand. That's what she said. Oh, geez. OK. Behave. So I'll use the mirror to shave here. I'm… Yeah. Oh. Oh. I'm… All right, so I've gotten my neck and it's good to double check your shave lines if you missed anything. I'm going to go over it. There we go. Look at all that here in the sink. All that came from my neck. Yikes! Okay, now. And I've gotten… Yikes! Okay now and I've gotten all the stuff on my neck and I've gotten underneath my goatee right here. Now we're going to focus on the sides…. I'm… the It's important to double check your work before you move on to the other side. This side looks pretty good. Now I'm going to do the other side…. I'm…. I'm… I'm Again YouTube you want to double check your work. and if you over shave then shave it all off and start again… So feel along all the areas where you shaved. And if you feel any hairs that you might have missed, just go back in there and shave it off. Checking all my, all over my face and neck. And this was a pretty good shave. I seem to have gotten all of it that I wanted off. Left the, the go tea. Cuz, yeah there we go. Cool man. Hm. This cyber needs to be a little bit shorter. There we go. Side burns are even length and now the final step to a good face shave for me at least Make sure I have anything between my eyebrows. There we go. a go. A go. A goatee is looking fresh. With the mustache coming in. Yeah, all this stubble, that's on my mustache coming in. You know, all the stubble, that's on my mustache right here. I left it alone. Shave it on the sides, right here, and right here, you know. Boom. Yeah, purse. And now we got… This is all a hair from shaving. Yuck. I'm gonna grab something to wipe it up with. I'll grab a… all I got's a dryer sheet but… I don't work. I want to waste… My teepee… I want to waste… my teepee wiping this up just because yeah Now that I've got the sink all wiped up. Now that I've got the sink all wiped up. Now that I've got the sink all wiped up. I got the sink all wiped up. Let's go back to our our area and have some tobacco. Check my face one last time. Yeah. We are good in the copper hood man. Because that's how you shave. Yeah. There's that sexy God's bad boy, oh wait. All right. All the shaving from my face is done, which is good. I didn't take… It takes a lot less time when it's fully charged, you notice that. Yeah. Cool………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Yeah, cool. Groovy man. I'm gonna set the camera down. I'll be right back. Now the sheaving is done. Now I can put… My dog collar back on. Now I can… Put…… My dog collar back on. There we go. Now if the shaving is done, let's have a smoke. Yeah. Grab my, uh, trusty to back a pipe. Yeah.. Grab my, uh, trusty toy tobacco pipe. Take a cigarette button, then squeeze it in there. There we go. Boom. Boom. Just like that. All righty. All righty. All right, folks, and look at that. A nice, clean shave. I got all the scruff off. I didn't cut myself while doing it I didn't make a huge mess in the sink with shaving cream and this and that I mean using shaving cream shaving cream and a razor it's a nice option to have but then eventually your razors get dull and you got to get a new one and you got to deal with the mess of shaving cream every time. You know this is why I like using a rechargeable shaver when it's fully charged. It shaves just as good as any fully sharpened razor and the mess is a lot easier to deal with. You see what I'm saying? And all you gotta do is recharge it when it starts to get low on battery juice. Simple as that. But yeah, you want to know the secret to growing a moustache and a goatee? All that stubble you get on your hair right above your lip. Shave around it. Shave around it. Let it grow out. And eventually you'll have a mustache. Depending on of course, how good you are growing stubble. That's the key thing if you're not very good at growing stubble and it comes in patchy. I don't know what to tell you about it. Well you want to grow sideburns you want to grow a mustache and goatee. Leave the stubble around your sideburns and your mustache and goatee alone and and shave everything else off and goatee alone and shave everything else off and every time you shave just repeat that same step and eventually YouTube dudes pay attention eventually after a couple weeks of shaving around your goatee and mustache eventually it'll start coming in. Yeah Some of the reasons why you can grow facial hair to define your masculinity to attract the ladies or just because you can It's a well-known fact that chicks dig facial hair. So, ladies, I got you. Yeah, if you're having a hard time picking up a girlfriend, try going out to go to your or a mustache, you know. Yeah. Although not everyone's going to look good with a mustache, that's just the reality of life. You know, what I'm saying, tubes. Now eventually your mustache will get so long that you'll be able to feel it touching your lip. When your mustache starts touching your lip, that's when you want to just shave it so that the line for your mustache stops just below above your lip. That way you're not eating mustache hair while you eat, you know. But that'll be for later on. So how to shave the king cobra away? Simple enough. And like I said, if you want to grow a mustache or a goatee, whatever stubble that you get on your… on your… on your… you saw how idea it is shaved around, you shave around it and let it grow out. And eventually, if you're capable of growing a mustache and go tea, eventually you'll get it. Yeah. It could be my Scottish Viking ancestors, man, because I'm definitely capable of growing out of go tea. Yeah. Because not only what it actually does come in, it gets long and it gets thick and I could see here it's long enough now I can play with it like, oh oh, like I'm pondering something like hmm, interesting story, do tell more. But I personally noticed that whenever I grow out, whenever I grow out, my mustache and go tea, the opposite sex definitely picks up on it, man. Yeah. Yeah. And it's weird because you'd think that it wouldn't matter much and really it doesn't matter that much. But I've noticed that women definitely respond a lot more positively to the mustache go T combo. Yeah. There might have been a couple of loose hairs hanging off the side of my goatee. And I didn't like the way it looked. I want my goate to keep me nice and even and uniform, you know. So be careful when you're trimming the excess hairs off. For the most part, if you want a mustache or goatee, like I said, just shave, shave, around, everything else, and just leave that patch. However long you decide to leave your patch, that's up to you. It can go from here to here or from like here to here. Really depends on, you know, how big you want your beard. You want to like cover most of your chin or you want just like a little section? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But there you go. That's how to shave your face, how to grow on a mustache and go tea. Pretty straightforward. Some of you might have questions like, you know, some of you might have questions like, you know, not to give yourself a good idea of how thick your beard can be. Go a couple weeks without shaving. And when you see all the stubble forming on your face, and you literally see that it's not patchy it's all coming in pretty much in a nice even consistency then dude I don't shave every day maybe like at the least every four or five days at the most maybe a week and a half without shaving and I'm one of the select few where my stubble comes in pretty nice I can go to teas long enough I can pull on it. Oh, yeah. Also, subscribe to McJugger Noggets, if you haven't already. He's trying to get a new house. And the more subscribers he gets, the more money he can make off a YouTube which will help him out in the long run so yeah Anyways tubes that's how you shave your face Having to smoke on my tobacco pipe after I shave. Thanks for watching on this video. It's like almost 43 minutes long so… Yeah.