My trolls are sad and pathetic
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What's up? YouTube's, so check this out. My sippo makes the noise again. Yeah, the glue that was on the hinge to my lid. YouTube? It came off. And now it makes the noise again. Fck my trolls. They're jealous. I actually, I feel sorry for my trolls to be truly honest. I do. You know, how I got famous on YouTube? Doing my own thing, not pickybacking off someone else's YouTube fame. You know? Long story short, I was doing a live stream earlier and I did this crazy wicked challenge that I failed and of course everyone's got to give me shit for it. I know a lot of people are so quick to give me shit about it but none of them will even do the challenge. To my real friends and my real fans out there. Cheers, this is for you. Hmm. You know, and like, how pathetic of my trolls do it in personating Ellen on YouTube when she doesn't even use it? Yeah. Impersonating my best friend, Ellen on YouTube when she doesn't even use it. Yeah. Impersonating my best friend Ellen on YouTube when she doesn't even use it. Yeah. And personally, my best friend, Ellen, on YouTube, when she doesn't even use YouTube. It's sad, dude. The only reason they're fucking with her is because she's my best friend. And quite literally, literally, I feel sorry for my trolls. Like, Josh gets to be friends with one of the girls he's crushing on that makes me jealous Okay, I can't be friends with the girl I'm crushing on It's because you're a loser and because I know how to treat the ladies Which believe me YouTube, I'm going places with my life. I got a lot of it. You have that one female friend that's super attractive. Every guy's trying to get down her pants. She's going to be sick of it. And you're the one guy that's there to hang out and be your friend. Believe me, she'll appreciate that a lot more than any amount of money. But that's all right YouTube. I'm going places with my life. I got 800 some odd dollars coming to me at the end of the month on the 21st. So that'll be nice. People are like, you need to get a job. And I'm like, I got four ways I make money. One, my YouTube videos, two, my wands, three, my merchandise, and four, I sell tactical soap as an affiliate. And those four little hustles that I do, or it's enough to make me some money, dude. What it is, when people tell me to get a job and it's my troll saying that shit, they're jealous because I get to do stuff for a living that I enjoy doing. I enjoy making videos, making lawns, selling tactical soap, selling my fan merch, to make money, you know? Like instead of being jealous because I enjoy what I do for a living, how about you find what you like to do for a living and make it happen? Or better yet, if you don't like my videos, why are you watching them? I tend to think my haters are my biggest supporters. Needless to say anonymous casper uploaded the live stream that I deleted earlier And I commented you know what's sad? The fact that you're stealing my videos to gain your own following you can't just make up your own content And then Bicecobra had the gall to make this comment dude I hate it when people steal your videos. Oh, that's rich, dude. That is rich. I responded to him with, that is fucking rich. You do the same thing, dude. But you know what? You too, there are people out there going through a lot worse, right now, so I'm not complaining, just, um……………… So I'm not complaining just um me making a point of observation But hey, you know what I spicy ramen noodles two packets of sauce one pack of the seasoning a whole can of red salmon and some like pork brains pork brains yeah dear that challenge was gnarly all the other comment that I got maybe one of these days will complete the challenge and learn the national anthem I'm like dude the challenge and learn the national anthem. I'm like, dude, the challenge had nothing to do with playing this country's awesome song. The challenge was me eating some noodles that were way too spicy. You know, I rocked the national anthem on the guitars, so let the Hater's talk smack. They're just jealous of how awesome I am.