Original Video: paypal and cashapp shoutouts and rant

What up you two we got some shout-outs man? Um… Hold on a second. One person donated a dollar and said, you can't screech anymore without coughing, you don't have the long capacity anymore. Maybe stop smoking and drinking before… Cope it gets you, Mr. Crowley. Wow. Okay, thanks for your donation, Bud. To be fair., the other night. I was having a rough night with my singing. When you're singing on YouTube Life straight for a whole hour, for a whole god damn hour without breaking, you know? Oh, I can't shriek without coughing, huh? And you didn't even spell shriek, right? Like, what the frick? You know what I'm saying? No life. They have no life. What's that about you? Can't Danny Philistriek without coughing? Yeah, that's what I thought. Maybe you should get a life troll. Shout out to the best mom in the world, Liz, from her favorite son, Goth mom's rural trolls jewel tubes thank you for your two dollar fifty cent donation Liam I appreciate that you know I refuse to let the trolls get to me dude it really just how it is, you too, you know? Shout to, uh, South. Thank you for your donation. I'm under mispronounced your name. Thank you for donating. Uh, they write, hey Cobra, I've donated a couple of times and haven't gotten a shout out. Sorry I can't donate more. Times are tough for me at the moment. My pet lizard Billy is really sick at the moment. Yeah, dude. Sorry about to hear that. have a little bit of E&J Peach left. We're going to sip on that here in a second. Get to the shout-outs and get them done. Ryan with the one dollar donation in cash app says how much money to play a Minecraft realm with you with you. Well thank you for your donation. I don't have Minecraft at the moment and the PlayStation 3 is all I got so but I do appreciate the donation and I love playing video games with my fans Back when Grand Theft Auto 5 was still pretty new. I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty as fucking sweet going on GTA 5 online and playing lobbies with legit King Cobra fans. Pretty freaking sweet. Gabriel, for the $1 to holler, it says for a circle protection over the fuck Kui Farms. Hell yeah, definitely, circle protection for your farm. Sorry to hear about that. It's good to like take a break from YouTube for a couple days, you know, hang out with friends, enjoy life. The best part of it is if I take a break from YouTube and come back, I'm still going to be famous on YouTube. What the fuck do my trolls have? You know what I'm saying? It's beyond sad. All right, so we got the shout out portion done. There was a recent interview with Ozzy Osbourn I'd like to read. We're going to get into that here. It's pretty fucking sad when Ozzy Osborne himself is like me and Sharon are fed up with the United States gun violence. Ozzy Osbourne says he and his wife Sharon are moving back to England. They're fed up with not only the overpriced taxes in California, but they're also fed up with the gun violence. and I can't say I blame them dude. Ozzy my man you are preaching to the fucking choir dude I'm right there with you. I hate mass shootings more than I love Ozzy Osbore to be quite frank with you. He's currently selling his house for $18 million. It's not my style of house, but I'd buy it just because Ozzy Funkin' Osp wanted his amazing wife lived there. You know what I'm saying? In fact, I'd pay $20 million if I had the money. You know what I'm saying? A circle of protection for Ozzy and his wife Sharon and all their stuff when they move back to England. Cheers to that. Nowadays, I agree with Ozzy Osbourne 100% I'm not just saying that I could be one of my idols. I'm tired of the gun violence too to be quite frank with you. I'm more tired of the math honestly I hate mass shootings more than I hate my YouTube trolls, you know. It's pathetic. Like I get being depressed and depressed and of the matter. Honestly, I hate mass shootings more than I hate my YouTube trolls, you know? It's pathetic. Like, I get being depressed and pissed off at the world, but what the fuck is killing a bunch of innocent people going to solve? Not a god damn thing, dude. Now it's ridiculous. He got all these fucking assholes trying to normalize pedophiles. Fuck those assoles, too. And all these fucking mass shootings, I'm sick of it, YouTube. Oh that's good. Cheers. Thank you for the support that they get on my YouTube. It means a lot. You have no idea. Thank you for the support that they get on my YouTube. It means a lot. You have no idea. No, I agree with Ozzy O.S. bought 100% man. I hate sickos. I hate gun violence. I hate just the state of our world anymore. You know, it's disgusting. I hate pedophiles more than I love Ozia. I was born to tell you the truth. I'll read the article real quick. The Observer published Sunday Ozzy 73 said that he had not traveled to his home country in so long nor performed live in like three or four years. Due to his health struggles after the iconic heavy metal singer made a surprise appearance at the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony in Birmingham England on August 8th. I saw him perform, dude. He looks so happy to be back on stage. It was intoxicating to be honest. Ozzy and his wife Sharon, Sharon 69, will resume living in the UK in February of 2023 after residing in Los Angeles for more than two decades. In large part due to the US is, what's this word, fraught political environment and two common gun violence according to the observer. Okay, so here's what Ozzy Oursborn had to say. Everything fucking ridiculous there. I'm fed up with the people getting killed every day. As you told the observer, God knows how many people have been shot in school shootings, and there was that mass shooting in Vegas at the concert. It's fucking crazy man. And I don't want to die in America. I don't want to be buried in fucking forest lawn, Ozzy added. Nothing famous cemetery. Nothing noting the famous cemetery in Los Angeles. I'm English. I want to be back, but saying that if my wife said we've got to go and live in 10 bucks too, I'd go. Yeah, man. Best of luck to you, Ozzy and your family, God bless. Yeah, I honestly don't blame Ozzy, dude. I'm sick of it too, man. I am, it's ridiculous. If you want to read the article, I'll put it in the comments. And if you YouTube cooped this video, Cobra rules your sad fucking life. How about them apples? No, on a side note, my trolls are in me are playing this game and I'm clearly winning. If I wasn't winning then why the fuck do these assholes have two sub-redits dedicated to me? Some of the meaner assholes on the first sub-red it got so bad that even the people on the first ready were like whoa hey I know we hate King Cobra here, but calm down. And they got banned. So they couldn't take it, so they had to create another one. It's like, Jesus Christ. My trolls are quite honestly sad to be honest. I cannot begin to tell you the things that they have done to me, my friends, and my family. All in that effort just to fuck with my friends, and my family, all in that effort just to fuck with me. And it's like, wow, dude. They even tried impersonating Ozzy Osbourne just to fuck with me. It's like, how sad is your fucking life? And it's like I responded with, well you know what? Thanks for watching my videos. The trills blah blah blah blah blah because you didn't go live and blah blah blah blah blah. What's the matter of Josh don't have any alcohol? And then telling me to get blocked and all this other shit. You know it's pussy crap these assholes call me from burner numbers or no caller ID numbers because they're too much of a chicken shit to use their real cell phone number. It's beyond fucking sad. Here's Cobra planning his next video, like what can I do next? One of my fans sent me the Ozzy Osbourn article because they know I'm like one of Ozzy's biggest fans. And I was like, yeah, that would make a great video topic. Now my trolls have tried to harass Ozzy Osbourn just because he's one of my favorite singers. And honestly that's pathetic. You know like I've been through dude and it's like, you know, for the shit that my trolls have done to fuck with me, you have to think, it's pretty miserable the things that my trolls will try to do to me, but how miserable is your life? You say to yourself, yeah. You know, it's ridiculous. You know, I try not to overwhelm me, you overwhelm me to be honest. I got my own issues I'm depressed about and I get depressed about our society anymore and it's just ugh, hey Cobra, you need to get laid. And I'm like, yeah, it's not a need, it's a want. And you need to get a 31 year old autistic. And you can talk all the shit you want. You're like, okay, Cobra's got some hygiene issues, big whoop, it's, you know, not that big of a deal. It personally only affects me, it doesn't affect anyone else, you know. I'll admit that I need to brush my teeth more, but outside of that like, who gives a fuck? It's my life, dude. You know what I'm saying? Now I literally had a troll text me today saying you better not go live or make videos, and I'm like, wouldn't it be easier not to not to watch you know you're sitting there in your mom's basement whining on the subreddit about how much you hate me and how how shitty my life is and it's like well compared to my life your life sucks trolls Let me ask you this, if I made a I hate Justin Bieber page on Sub-ready, people would be like, that did rules your life, man, Jesus Christ, your life is sad. Exactly my points. Like if you can't give much to my paypal that's all right you know I understand times are tough shifts getting more expensive you know and like circling back to the rant I would sacrifice my double barrel side by side 12 gauge coach gun to en masse shootings permanently and erase all the ones that have already happened from ever happening in the first place. You know what I'm saying? People are telling me you need to get laid and it's like it's not a need it's a want you know and me getting some awesome consenting of age alive cisgendered sex from a nice lovely of age woman. It's gonna feel nice, but it isn't gonna fix everything You know I would rather and you know rather and you know models until I find the right girl. It ain't nothing but a trip dude. And there ain't no reason to trip out about it, you know. And if you want to call me a pig for watching females on shatterbate, let me ask you this. It's not as degrading as actual porn. You know what I'm saying? like… at least the women are in control of their camera. They don't have some sleazy ass all behind the camera going Okay, diamond Now for this next scene three to four very big and hairy dudes are gonna come all over your tits your pussy your ass and face and you have to make it look sexy like you're enjoying it. And action. Oh yeah. She's sitting and getting flugged on. And for a split second, she's questioning everything that's led to this point. But then she has to fucking smile as comes coming out of her fucking mouth. It's disgusting. I don't see how people can watch porn where women just get sprayed in the face like it's so degrading dude. You know, trust me when you're having a wink and you're laying down your bed and you accidentally spray yourself in the face you're, oh that is so nasty. Like normally you have like your hand or to cover the head or like freaking, you know what I'm saying, or like some toilet paper, but, or normally it just hitched and sploages all over your crotch and you don't think much of it. So like, what the fuck? And you may say nice guys finish last, but what really ends up happening is women in their 20s will date assholes and then spend their 30s and 40s bitching about it. And to be fair with you, it's not my fault that the dating scene in Casper sucks I'm not worried about getting a girlfriend the time will come when it comes dude you know you look at my last girlfriend summer than I had about five years ago you know what I'm saying? I was going through a three, like a, what was it? Like a three month dry spell? And I was like, you know what, I'm tired of this dry spell, I want some pussy, damn it. And I put that energy out into the universe and it came back. And summer was pretty cool for, you know, I didn't care if she was older than me, I didn't care if she had shorter hair, you know, and the trolls couldn't stand seeing me with the girlfriend. They just couldn't handle it. Well, how of the boggler gets to have a cool chick who tattoos and cooks? And I don't. I'll tell you why my trolls have a harder time getting a girlfriend more than I do is because they spend all the time they have obsessing over yours truly. Sincerely, my trolls are more obsessed with me than I am with Aussie Osborne. And honestly, it's unhealthy. And the only thing that's sadder than my YouTube trolls are children who are dying of cancer in St. Jude's. I gave him a bar of bond number two tactical so you hung out for a bit. I had another bottle of the E&J Peach with me. We were taking squizzles off at catching up. He's doing good, man. Scotty got his own place. Proud of him. I hope him and his family are doing good. That is some seriously fucking tasty brandy dude. Oh, fuck me. the mass shootings man. Speaking of Ozzy Osbourne, the song Dreamer is a perfect song. You know, without each other's help there ain't no hope for us. When will all this anger, hate, and began dream be gone. People are like, what is it you like about Ozzy Osborne so much? Like he's dark and scary and ooh, you know, he's Ozzy Ozzy Ospy. He's able to be dark and scary and sinister and, you know, heavy metal and shit, but he's also… He can also laugh at life, you know, and it's endearing, you know, his goofy side. You know, he's sitting there, he's making faces much drugs and alcohol and still sounds great with this music and still kicking ass is surviving. All these fucking mumble wrappers, we tried to do as many drugs as Ozzy Osbourne, end up overdosing and you can't understand how fucking worth these mumble wrappers say. No offense to mumble wrappers, but I have an easier time understanding Ozzy Osbourne speak. You know what I'm saying? Like shit. September is upon us. Or damn near anyways. Which means Patreon videos. or damn near anyways, which means, Patreon videos. I appreciate the fans subscribing to my Patreon. I have two tiers. $6.66 is the cheapest one, and I got the $20 holler. And yeah, I'll think of something for a Patreon video. At the very least, y'all get a shout out, personalize, it just so fucking angry and full of hatred, man. Like, okay, a little bit of hatred gives you backbone, you know, with too much hatred, you know? But too much hatred, it just makes you a complete fucking asshole. You know, if you're too much of a nice guy, people will fuck you over. It's the truth. You know, people take advantage of me all the time because I'm super autistic and I wear my my heart on my sleeve. I'm an asshole with a heart of gold. And the best part about this, I have a social life outside of YouTube. My trolls don't. Their life is consumed by King Cobra JFS. And if I wasn't wrong, then Hockham, there's a fucking entire Sub-ready dedicated. Not one, but two. Sub-redits. I really do. I don't know what, and that's the best part of it. I want to fuck with my trolls. All I got to do is make a video and just say, hey, what's up? And do my thing. I don't go out of my way to harass my trolls in real life, because to me, it's just a waste of my time really and it would make me the world's biggest hypocrite you know plus it's way more satisfying watching my subscriber count grow because my trolls can't leave me the fuck alone That is some tasty tasty stuff. I want to have some for tomorrow so I want to take another sip and put it in the fridge for later. One more sip on a do it. I'm going to own E&J peach brandy kick lately. I'll be releasing new wands in September. I haven't been able to do it because I don't have any wandwood. staining will go back to the more more original look and there's still hand carved regardless if I carve it on my lay they're not it literally takes me an hour or two excuse me carve out the wands and sand them Now, I'm Love the Black Sabbath shirts, thank you to the fans who sent that. fans who sent that. I could have met Ozzy Osbourne in person outside the concert I went to about four or five years ago. The one I went to in Denver Colorado right before was it before Halloween? No that was my first Ozzy concert. and I could have met him but I had the I was just getting over a flu and I didn't want to get Aussie sick to be honest Which which it is what it is Anyways YouTube cheers, hope you don't have an awesome Monday evening Fuck the trolls fuck sickos and fuck mass shootings. I'll catch you later man