Original Video: pizza review

Fellow Yutubers, it's your sexy goth bad boy, King Cobra, JFS, back at you with another video. What do we have here? Oh! Domino's pizza! What? I had ordered enough pizzas to get a free medium two topping pizza. However, me being me, I'm like, let's customize it a bit. So I got a medium 12-inch hand-tossed pizza hole with pepperoni beef, double- cheese, cheddar cheese, spinach, jalapeno peppers, extra bacon, Philly cheese steak, garlic white promesan sauce and onions. Okay. Oh yeah. Did I mention it has extra bacon? Oh yeah. And we got our napkins fresh on the ready. Boom. All right. I also included two cups of garlic butter. Smear on top because that's how I roll. This pizza is fresh, yo. it's nice and warm in my… Oh yeah, it's actually hot. It's a very hot in the hands, yeah? The delivery driver is super professional as always, appreciate that. But by now you're probably wondering, what does this monstrosity of a pizza look like? Well, I figured we could do an unboxing fresh from the kitchen. What do you guys think? Is that look good or what? Smells good, I'm not going to lie. Check that out.. Oh, that is nuts.. Smells good I'm not going to lie. Check that out. Oh that is nuts. How's that for a pizza baby? Mmm. Okay, let me read you off one more time what I got. I got me a medium hand-tossed pizza with pepperoni beef, double the cheese, cheddar cheese, spinach, jalapeno peppers, extra bacon, Philly cheese steak, garlic, Parmesan white sauce, and onions. And I'm going to take two cups of this delicious garlic butter. Take two cups of this delicious garlic butter. And we're just going to smear it all over the top of this pizza. Now, because I earned a free medium 2 topping pizza, a couple of those toppings were discounted. So, with doing dominoes online and saving up my pizza points I paid $14.35 total for this custom on Bajama. Now I don't eat pizza as often as I used to but every once in a while you gotta have a slice or two or three. Hmm. I would have ordered soda pop but I had. I have a slice or two or three I I would have ordered soda pop but I have a beer and a soda pop in the fridge So that'll be our drink combo for after we get done snacking on some delicious dominoes pizza. Take a look at that medium custom pizza just just look at it the bacon-chader jalapeno fili cheese steak cheeseburger pizza oh yeah also if you like also if you like the fast food reviews subscribe for more course you know me I love my pizza. Garly cups are going to go away because they are empty. just because I feel like it I'm gonna crumble on some nacho cheese to read those because if it's not unhealthy enough already with all the toppings topping it off with two dipping cups of garlic butter as if adding two dipping two dipping cups of garlic butter wasn't unhealthy and now we're gonna take some nacho cheese doritos and we're gonna sprinkle it on top Now I have collected enough wands to make another batch of wands. I already have one done for the batch. It's a fancier one. Gonna charge more money for the fancier one, but that's all right. That's quite all right. Now take a look at this greasy, delicious mess of a pizza right here. Oh, that look good. That looks so flipping good. We're about to flip it up though to a level 10 on the flavor scale. All right, so I totally sacrificed the last of my Doritos to make this happen because at this point it's all powder now. Who we? So I like the promis on cheese. We're just going to sit there and yes please sprinkle on some Doritos. I'm going to eat some Doritos. I don't want to give too many Doritos on here but just enough to just enough to flavor it. I mean don't get me wrong this pizza is going to be packed with so much flavor it's going to be ridiculous. Yeah we'll just take all the gerrinos that were in there and you know granted there wasn't very many left there was a small couple of handfuls like two small handfuls in the bottom of the bag you know how that goes when you're out of the gerrinos you just like a couple ofs left you can eat them or you can save them from the top of your a pizza. I mean… This pizza has to have a shit ton of unhealthy toppings to be delicious? No. It doesn't. But it's Sunday night. I got done collecting my wand wood for another batch of wands. I want to eat some fucking pizza, so take a look at this. Now that's got all the gerrito crumbs all on top of there. That just looks insanely unhealthy and insanely delicious. That is literally the perfect amount of Dorito crumbs on top. If I have the money to go this route, this is normally how I do my pizzas. Because I'm weird. Now a fair warn of this video makes you hungry Dan I apologize because you need to get yourself some pizza in your life right now Go ahead and grab a slice. Oh, so nice. The gerrinos are coming off the top here. That's all right. Go ahead and sprinkle it back onto the pizza like so. of this extreme pizza, shall we? Oh my god, more like extremely tasty. Do. My taste buds are singing a song. The hunger about to be gone. Oh, you too. Oh. Just right here. Oh……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… right here. Oh this pizza right here is so flipping good and I got a bit of a discount price because I already earned a free medium two-topping pizza but they had to charge extra for the customization but I got a bit of a discount on it just because the medium pizza and the two toppings were already free so hey there you go Oh my god. YouTube? You too. Oh, okay, I gotta grab one more slice of this. Artery clogging, paradise, because it's that good. I could very easily eat this in one sitting. You know what I'm saying? It's that freaking delicious. The combination of everything on this pizza is just perfect. However, that'll be a little harsh on the arteries, eh? So, yeah. I'll be a little harsh on the arteries, eh? So, uh, yeah. I've got another slice and then put it up for now. Give you the finalinos on my pizza before. Show it in. But on this combination right here, oh, you too. YouTube. This combination right here is just decadent. Greasy. Love. is just adding up that nacho cheese Dorito is just adding a whole new flavor to it do this just layer upon layer upon layer of greasy flavor mmm so fucking good Oh yourself a custom pizza with whatever you want on it. Crush on some your favorite chips. Smirons. I put the garlic butter on the pizza first and then the chips on top of the garlic butter you know that's how you do it. Oh you too. You want a bite? Of course you do. Rest is mine. Oh. Oh. I'll buy that jollipino. Oh. Oohie! Now what I order this pizza again from Domino's and prepare it the same way I just prepared it. Hell yes I would. If you have the money and are stuck in quarantine, but Domino's is still open and they deliver, no carryout, but they'll deliver, I'd recommend it. Oh my god. Uh-huh. That's what a food gazum tastes like. Like, you sit there, you know, having a Homer Simpson moment like, pizza. My fingertips are greasy. Oh man. I could very easily eat another slice of this, but I want to save some of this for later, because this is pretty, pretty freaking delicious, dude. Like… Pretty freaking delicious dude like Hashtag not a sponsor this is just free advertisement but um yeah this this pizza that I just concocted I ordered it through on the two cups of garlic butter crushed on some nacho cheese dorinos this gets the King Cobra's deal of approval this is just just artery clogging delicious like I can't even begin to describe to you how freaking delicious this pizza is like this has a little bit of what I like from everything like you know what I'm saying? like from everything like you know what I'm saying? Now if you're warned a pizza like this may be a bit costly if you're going to order that many toppings but trust me it's worth it. And one of my haters commented they were like oh I was gonna order one of your dominoes creations but then I found out how much money it costs and I was like no and I'm over here like that's your loss bro you got to spoil your you literally spoil yourself every once in a while and order a crazy pizza from a restaurant just once. You know? And this got here pretty quickly too. The traffic must have been pretty good. Like delivery was quick, professional. The pizza was warm because they had a couple other deliveries they were doing. So they had my pizza on top of like two other pizzas which helped in keeping it warm I'm sure. Oh man. YouTube. You see like, okay I gotta close out of the Gmail real quick here. Right there, look at the level of grease that's just on that pizza box right now, like, hmm. Ooh. You too. Oh. Ooh. You too. Ooh. I've been dieting like a good person and losing weight. I've earned this This is that kind of pizza that you scream soul food flavor town Like I'm not even start you two. This is some damn good pizza Mmm Oh think just this just might have became my new favorite pizza from Domino's. Like everything on it, the combination of toppings with the crushed on nacho cheese rorinos and those two cups of garlic butter on top. Oh yeah. Oh, you too. That kind of looks like the same pizza you get every time. Well not all the time. You know, sometimes I don't add jalapenos to it, but tonight I was in a jalapeno mood, so… Mmm. Yeah. That's good pizza. Not a sponsor. here and then put the rest up on top of the box. You too, that pizza is trouble in these streets. And I say that because it's the truth, man. That's the kind of pizza that's so good. Clog your arteries. Have you going, oh, in that moment when you eat food so delicious, it just makes you indulge in that moment for a second. Just for a second, just for a second, and you feel the gut-busting, calorie-counted, deliciousness. That kind of moment when you're like you feel so bad eating it as often as I used to. I used to be really bad with it. But every once in a while I gotta treat myself to a pizza because that shit's good. And now of course for a delicious drink combination to cap off the video. Hope y'all are having an awesome night this fine Sunday evening. Stay in a staying sane and qu, you know, kind of thing. Yeah. Mmm. Really good pizza. Would definitely recommend everything on that, the way it was. That was just perfect. All right YouTube. Boom you know what's up if you like the crazy pizza combinations where I order fast food and hack it up and do different combinations of toppings. Subscribe for more. You like the drink combination video, subscribe for more. Now tonight's drink combination is going to be rolling rock beer mixed with chewy doctor pepper hashtag not a sponsor. Gonna have to age restrict the video because this is where I bust out me tobacco pipe, have a smoke after eating, and pour myself a beer because that's how I roll. Yeah buddy, like I said I hope you all are doing doing all right in these crazy times we live in. You know, seems like the world's going nuts but yeah. All we can do is stay calm and keep a level head because getting upset. but yeah. All we can do is stay calm and keep a level head because getting upset isn't going to do anything except make things worse. Ooh. Putting the nacho cheese doritos on top of that pizza just added another layer of unhealthy to it. It gave it a nice little crunch. Oh, who? Like, after eating those two slices, I could easily eat three and be full, but… Yeah, I'm trying to cut down on my calories a little bit as the weather warms up. Yeah, I'm trying to cut down on my calories a little bit as the weather warms up. Which believe me isn't fucking easy. You know, because regrettably food's delicious and something like that pizza that I just ordered. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Just something about domino's garlic white promisant sauce on their hand-tossed crust. It's just a tasty combination. You know what I'm saying? But that's just my opinion. You know, I've tried the robust tomato sauce. It's pretty good. But, um… A pinch of tobacco, that's the ticket. I'm gonna grab the liquids. I'll grab the liquids. Half a cup of beer, the other half will top it off with some cherry doctor pepper. There it be let's get it Oohooee. Sherry Dr. Pepper and Rolling Rock is just a delicious way to wash down that pizza. But anyways YouTube I do thank you for watching this year pizza video doing what I can to keep you cool cobras entertained during the quarantine. Well if you're stuck in your house by choice, whatever the case may be, bad. Anyways YouTube hope you all having a rock and night. I'll be doing a new burger for my YouTube channel later on possibly tomorrow. Tomorrow. Go ahead and tap off the mixture half of each one. Biliakao. Anyways. Hope y'all having a rockin' night, like I said. Definitely be catching you cool cobras on the Pizza Review. I'll catch a cool COBers later.