prank calling telemarketers
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Not fellow YouTubeers. We chilling like a rock star villain. I thought about prank calling a telemarketer for some laughs on YouTube. 1844, 640,0874. Thank you for calling Microsoft, may I ask you? Yes, I was wondering, how many of you? Um, yes, I was wondering, um, how much are you in Microsoft Computers? They hang up, that's funny. They do literally hang up, yes. Oh, this is Golden. I don't have fun with this. Hmm. I'm sorry. Thank you for calling to the record team. How can you? Uh, yes, I was wondering how much you sell them Microsoft computers for. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, I gotta do one hello. Yes hi my name is James Morgan calling you from the department so how are you? I'm doing good how are you doing? I'm doing good how are you doing? I'm fine and so the reason we are giving back money to you.,, how are you doing? I'm fine, and the reason we are giving your call to refund back money to you. Do you remember, like you have paid for computer service last year? myself a Microsoft computer and you know hooking it up with all the fancy gives my always what have you and I was wondering what are your package deals do you have on those computers or yours those things yeah so right so we are giving a call to different back money to you so for the refers to like a you need to be sitting in front of the computer so we can go and different back money to you? That sounds pretty good, I reckon, yeah. I could always use a couple extra bucks in the old wallet. I was using a couple of extra bucks in the wallet. Oh my god, that's fucking great. Oh my god. Oh my god. That person had no fucking idea who it was. You heard people in the background, they're like, you heard the people in the background too, they were like, that sounds like Sam. That dude sounds just like Sam Elliott. I was like, ha, ha, ha. Oh, that is good. Cash price scammer, huh? Oh, this is too good. 1 7 6 5 4 2 9 1 7 2 0 Now be completed and dialed. Please consult your directory and call again. Oh, I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed can I be completed? Please, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- They love to talk back when you give them shit. Oh, I like it. Let's go with that one next. 317. 7. 8. 8……. 8. 8. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 786 9254 Yes, I was wondering about the gift cards and the deals like that. I was wondering about, you know, the gift cards and the deals like that. The gift cards and the deals like that. The gift cards? Yes, um, yeah, the gift cards. I heard you guys, um, I heard you guys have gift cards. No, no, no, at this location. We are all out. Oh, Tardousass. Well, that's alright. Thank you for your time. Ma! for your time. Ah! Let's see. That one, um, yeah, or 414. 844-435353535. 844-43535. 017. I mean, I gotta call from Spongebob. Let's see. Lower interest rate scam the number I have been oh yes now we're talking now we are talking five one eight eight four four four one five one eight eight four four four two. 1844. And what's funny too is what I'm gonna do is I want to do my Jim and I'm Jimmie Dean and I want you to put my sausage in your mouth. It's gonna be a hardy breakfast. Kind of fill you up sort of yeah that voice. I'm Jimmy Dean and all right. Let's do this. Yeah, uh, names Jimmidine and uh, Yeah, uh, name's Jimmy Dean and I want you to stick my sausage in your mouth. It's gonna be a hearty breakfast. Fill your up, start your day right. Ah! Oh, God damn it. That's funny. Oh. Windows Refund Scam number. All right. 814. 7 5 7 4 The voicemail wasn't as funny, but it would have been funny to talk to the person, so let's see if we can actually The number you dialed is not a working number. Oh, 702. 425. 7.8. Oh, yes. Uh, yes. Uh. This here, they are the FedEx package place. Oh man this this this is good And you want to have fun messing with some scam artists? They're targeting elderly and low-income people claiming to be an investigator. Oh, we got to… Pick it on the elderly and the lower-income… Oh, yeah, we got to this. 2. 0. 2. 5. 7…………..3. Hello? Do you like Jim and Sauceges? Do you like Jim and Sauceges? Do you like sticking them in your mouth? Filling up your tummy with some yummy? Oh, what do you like?? Oh, what do I got? Filling up your tummy with some yummy. Oh, what do I got here? Hi. So, my original ship is from Koffman. I would just want to inform you that your number has been 400 to state police. And a message to the idea. Prank callers. Uh. Yeah. Yeah. People ain't got a sense of humor, I bet it has not. Okay, so yeah, our prank call is juvenile, of course they are. But, uh, you know, you can't tell me that wasn't funny, that guy's just sitting there like, oh, I got a call from your number, and uh… Glasgow of New York. Yeah, dude, for real. Like, not even the same fucking state. Clear all. Oh, dude, that's great. Oh, that is great. That is great. Ah, man.. That is too, there's this redit page full of scammers and uh… Oh man, that is good. That is too fucking funny. Now, redits is a horrible place. However, I think this is kind of fucking funny. Now, Reddit is a horrible place, however, I think this shit's kind of fucking funny because I'm like… Oh, this is too funny. Oh, this is too funny. Oh, they're getting all upset over the message. Like, it was harmless. I could have been talking about the sausage you eat, you know, like… Oh, dude, this is… This is gold. Like, oh, the USP always been in order if I did it out. Dude, get a sense of humor, bro. Come on. Dude, do you think the state police in New York are gonna give a shit about a prank call? They're gonna look at you and be like, why are you wasting our time? Sir, why are you wasting our time? That is fucking gold, YouTube. keeps calling about non-existent student loans. Oh! Phew! Aha ha ha ha! This is, golden dude. One seven seven nine four seven five three one seven nine four seven five three one five six uh… number. Well that blows. I guess they got tired of the people prank calling them. Healthy Med Group, Quell, 57321, 42, 42, 47. 47. 47. talking about the sausage that you eat for breakfast, okay? But they took it the wrong way and they got all offended. That makes it even funnier. Ah, that's gold. number you know because that's pussy shit no offense but that that is like bro if that call gets submitted that message I left that guy gets submitted to the New York police and the FBI and shit like that you know what they're gonna do they're gonna listen to that call. They're gonna chuckle and be like this guy's a dumbass. And why is he wasting our time? That is too fucking funny YouTube. What's this video called? We're gonna call it… We're gonna call it… We're gonna call it, um, print calling telemarketers. Oh man. So I mean like sometimes, you know, read it, it comes in handy because, you know, this is quite funny. The reaction on that guy's voice, you could hear him, he was so mad. He was like, um, I have informed the local statement, da da da da da, da da da, da. I was sitting like oh no This is gold Oh man this is gold Oh man this this is this this is Windows 10 PC repair working scam oh like these kinds of print call videos subscribe for more I might do more of these in the near distant future like the guy the guy literally got pissed off because they heard Jimmy Dean tell him to stick sausage in his mouth and eat it like Like. Oh my god, this is fucking hilarious. Oh. Yeah, no, seriously, the FBI is going to look at that message and that number and go, dude, you got praying called. Gros sense of humor. Oh my god. Okay, 1-800-846-846-846-846-426-4288 4288 This is funny YouTube ha ha ha Oh god damn it, that one didn't work. Extended car warranty scam, okay here we go. Let's see, 336, 945, 5833 Oh, they hung up on me. Hello? Is there anyone there? Oh, they hung up on me? Oh, they hung up on me. Oh, they hung up on me., oh, they hung up on me. Now I gotta call them back. Oh. Oh, dial tone. All right. Let's do another one. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Now this is gold. I like this. What's the matter, you don't like sausage? Saucage and eggs? Hardy breakfast. That one doesn't work either, shit. Now, but when you call someone saying you're going to steal their bike, or you call someone, you know… This um, yeah All right, let's do another one 69 709-3385 Now a lot of these are just getting dial tones man that stinks. 1844 9943 Please hold while we connect your call to extension 704. Oh yes, I was wondering. Do you have a… Oh yes, I was wondering… Do you have a… Do you have a… an extended warranty on the computer. What kind of warranty are… Well I believe it's a… It's a Windows… Windows 95 and I've had it for a couple years, but… The warranty… It's a…… Windows 95, and I've had it for a couple years, but… warranty, it's a 10 year warranty, and unfortunately I'm a couple days short of it expiring. What is the problem? Well the problem started when I was watching chatter bait females, you know, I like watching the girls squirt and then the cookie started coming on Oh my god, yes, that is that is good. What kind of problems are you having? Oh my god. That is gold, YouTube. Cash Advance, they love to talk back when you give them shit. I bet they do. do already did that one um maybe yeah I already did that one Social Security, SSN scammers, uh, well this is just too gold for an opportunity. All right. All right. 2-7-0. 2-6-1. 58-1-2. The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and try again. Add bullshit. All right lower interest rates will do one more Oh yes, hello. Yes. Uh… Is this for lowering the interest rates? Are you where you called me once before? Like bro, get a sense of humor like that shit's hilarious You must recognize the number, heh, oops Oh, bro, that is fucking hilarious the number. Oops, uh, uh, bro, that is fucking hilarious. The Sub-ready page telemarketers. It's blue and white and people just submitting their numbers to, that people are scamming them with to read it. Haha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my god. Okay, that's enough for that. Oh we, that rant uploaded, which is good. 35 minutes of this, let's see how it turned out. Okay, it should cook over the next one.