Original Video: Re;I found the BEST dating advice EVER!：KingCobraJFS

What's up fellow YouTubeers? We're back at it with another video. So, Lee Ann Michelle, or Leon Mitchell, I'm not quite sure I pronounce it, she made a video response to one of my dating advice videos. She posted something on red, it, a screenshot from said video, and they got over like 55,000 likes on the read it, so there you go, I appreciated that, um, Leanne, thanks for the support. Mountain Dew throwback, real sugar, real good. Right now I'm uploading a delicious cooking video that I made earlier. So stick around for that. But, Leanne made a video called I Found the Best Dating Advice Ever slash King Cobra JFS. So the video itself is 29 minutes long and 58 seconds so I was gonna yeah do it up get it do it up oh okay one bad pop joke later I hate one bad pop joke later I hate one of my trolls try to screw up my marriage Be sure check out Leanne Michelle. I gave the video a like it throws in the copyright disclaimer. Hey guys, welcome back to my channel. So for today's video, I wanted to do something just a little different. It is going to be a reaction video, but not a nursing reaction video. Have you ever just fell down a rabbit hole? Didn't know how you got there and then once you got there you couldn't get out? Well that's this video today. Well, a rabbit hole you say. I tell you what, I think we've all been there, done that, birth, a t-shirt and got over it. We've all fallen to rabbit holes, you know, and struggled with it and whatever, you know. But just because you fall into a rabbit hole doesn't mean you can't get out of it. Sometimes you can. I feel like she hasn't watched all my dating advice videos because there are some things I talk about on the, on my my YouTube but we'll get into that. The video I am going to be reacting to is called dating advice. A king cover JFS. The one and the only baby. He has 16,000 subscribers and this video was uploaded on June 8th. I do have it set on 1.25 speed. I have not watched this video yet but I have watched a couple of his others so I wanted to do a reaction for this one. Stop, you too with your sexy dog boy can't kill their gay and fat if you live in a video okay so you can go for JFS I um I don't what's around is that okay she's laughing like oh he called himself sexy that had like that without being mean I have Aspergers so confidence for me is an issue sometimes this is why I like to start off my videos with that you know boom what is up YouTube but you're sexy got bad boy King Cobra JFS back at you with another video as to what's around my neck we have a bandana and a dog collar just so you're aware because you know I am goth but What is that? I don't know much about those guys, so we'll see. One of my friends slash fans, if you will, one of my fans sent me some new cologne to go with my pheromone soap is… fair enough? No, if you'd like to get some tactical soap There's an affiliate link in the description box below for the Grondike soap company You know this soap is designed to have you smelling irresistible for the ladies. They have a bunch of amazing sense to choose from I got four bars and some pherom-bear-oil on the way as we speak But just right off the bat I'm not going to be mean to work. We'll give the video a chance. Sometimes when I get these video responses sometimes people are mean sometimes they're nice and sometimes they're neutral. So yeah. a… a reaction video of someone reacting to me. This is what YouTube's come to anymore. I love it. But yeah, I'm on Quick Time player right now, filming a reaction video, so someone decided to, you know, make a video about… I don't know. I get my dating advice from just watching what other people go through, and I try to see what, you know, people are complaining about as far as dating goes, you know. And that's just it. Men men and women men and women have different experiences in the dating scene that's just the truth of it but he's gone. He does if he's gone. Yeah, you guess that right? But what's my red? Okay, that red mark is from my hat. Like, this is a brand new hat and I'm trying to break it in. And right now my hat is pretty well broken in. You know, that red mark is from my hat. That red mark on my forehead. Yeah, that's from It's from my from my hat from breaking it in But um anyways back to the the video Is that red band or on the forehead? That's from the hat breaking in. The hat was pretty tight on my forehead. I got a big ass head so trying to find cowboy hats that fit are uh… yeah. Interesting. All the male pherom, Cologne. And it smells good. Here's very not… She's laughing. What's so funny? You realize that women don't need pheromones to attract men? It's the truth. Okay? No offense to, uh… This chick doing the video responds, but it's the truth. Women don't need fair amount of products to attract men. All they gotta do is show up. going to do? Buy your drinks. Make himself seem approachable. Make himself make make himself seem noticed, you know? You know, in some ways women and men struggle with the dating scene, but in some ways, you know, I don't know, I guess it depends on the person in question. as far as getting companionship,, have a much easier time. As far as getting companions, the person in question. As far as getting companionship goes, women have a much easier time than men getting laid because all they have to do is show up. You don't see women doing stupid shit to impress guys, but guys, us men, and our testosterone, of course we gotta show off for the ladies, right? And I'm telling you right now, when you're putting yourself in danger, just to impress the chick, she's not impressed by it. She just thinks, why is this dumbass trying to hurt himself to impress me? But, um, and this chick's just like, oh my gird, you know. Then again, to be fair, she probably hasn't watched a whole ton of my videos. There's a lot of videos that I've made, so, probably, you know… Actually, you have the ball, so… So. She is just laughing her ass off right now like. Stop! Oh my god, who is this guy? Uh-huh. Alpha male pherom, cologne. I tell you what, you too. Now I've heard several people around me say, Josh, you need to get laid, Josh? You need something like that? Well that escalating quickly, I'm going to have to bleep that out. Why is he look so angry? Why don't I look so angry? Well I'll tell you why I'm angry. Because of the way society conditions men and women when it comes to dating and sex. conditions men and women when it comes to dating and sex. Okay, I'm not angry at the fact that I haven't been laid in three years practically almost. I'm angry at the fact that society treats women and men like crap when it comes to the dating scene. There's all this pressure to go out there to get laid, to fuck, to have kids, to build a house, to start a family. And these are perfectly natural adult things that adults do to populate the earth and contribute in some way to society. Perfectly natural. However, society puts way too much pressure on these things. You know, there's all these pressure for women to go out and have kids and, oh God, if you're not married before you're 30, you'll be a lonely cat woman the rest of your life. And for dudes, it's different. It's like, oh, all this pressure to go out and fuck as much pussy as you can get your dick inside of and produce kids and You know devout and conquer and build a house, you know and do manly shits grunt and snort and scratch your ass. I don't know that's a long, if you can't be happy about sex or about money, you're never going to be happy with it. I mean, that's a good point. You know, this is like a lot of people who discover me on YouTube. Like, who is this guy? I don't know what to think of him. He's just weird.'s just he's just Josh like what what what is this? Like this chick is just like that is a fair point I mean kind of tough to argue with that and that's just it YouTube Because I've been single for almost three years while I'm cultivating myself to make a better version of myself, I'm also working to change gender relations. Like instead of just focusing on me personally getting a girlfriend, why not make it easier for everyone else to find someone? And I can do that by examining gender relations. I bet you this, I bet a lot of on my YouTube, are like, oh God, another gender relations video, Geez, Cobra. You're like a broken record at this point. I guess. I don't know why she's laughing. I guess to some people I come off as extreme or to the point or I don't know. But I'm not new, real sugar, real good. What do the grocery store with my dad earlier? You bought me some groceries? You're damn potic groceries? What's in the grocery store with my dad earlier? He bought me some groceries. Your standby is groceries? Yeah, I got parents who love me. What's wrong with that? You know, shit. If I'm out of money, I don't ask very often to do that kind of thing. That's a once in a lifetime kind of, you very, very rarely, very rarely do I ask my parents to get me groceries. You know, there's been times, I've been damn near out of food for almost two weeks and then I get my YouTube money, you know. But I'm not complaining, I'm, you know, I'm making the best of it over here. And like, you know, who cares if my parents helped me out with groceries from time to time? You know, I would do the same for my kids, honestly. Knock on wood. Like, if my kid was living on their own, and they're like, they called me up. Hey Papa Cobra, what's up? Do you know, take me to the story of groceries? Yeah, I got you. Of course, I'm not worried about having kids until I build my dream house. I mean, come on, if I a sweet clock-towered mansion. You know I'm going to be showing it off for all the of-age ladies. Yeah. That's going to be a sweet clock-towered mansion when I build it. One of these days, man. One of these days. This is enough to get me through until I get my lawn bash done? You what? Aksama? One making supplies? Did my autism stutter, sweetheart? Yes, I said wand making supplies. As in… Yeah, this is the wand I made for myself. I have several wands that I personally own in my collection that I've made. Did he say wands? Abra-Kadabra, yes I did. I saw Magic Wands on Etsy. Cobra Craft handmade wands. I'm currently working on another batch right now. I got 12 wands done. They're drawing in the final stages. But I might make the batch a wee bit bigger, just a little bit bigger. We'll see. Um, yeah. Did he say one? Did he say one? Did I say wands? Yes, I did. Wand making supplies. Yes, I did. Wand Making Supplies. You want an example of one of the wands that I've made for my newest batch? Well. fans for my YouTube have been wanting me to make more effeminate colored wands. And I drop it like a schmuck. We're good. We're good though. We are golden. But yeah, no dropping it didn't do anything, but that's just it. My female fans are like, hey Josh, can you make some pink ones for your female fans? And I says, yeah. So then I mixture of pink and purple and a nice copper and leather handle. And you can see how spots like right here where it's still drying, but yeah there's also this in right here it's a green wand with a copper handle and uh… and that's leather handguard I'm like in this Did he say Wands? Did he say yes, I did. I did say Wands. I'm even starting to try, I'm trying to add more crystal lawns to my batches too. Got this big old crystal scepter that I made. Did he say wands? Did he say wands? You're an autistic Harry? I'm a what? An autistic. And a spur at that. Oh. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, but seriously. YouTube money hasn't come in yet, so I appreciate that. But I've said that I've already been on my channel so many times that people are sick and tired of hearing it. So, we're talking about something else. Why is it YouTube? Why is it YouTube? Like she's trying not hard not to laugh at me like. That hat is everything. That hat is everything. Dude this hat kicks ass. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Ah! It's kind of adorable when you get someone who's only got like 4,000 subscribers. Doing a video response to someone who's got 16,000 subscribers, but you know what? It's not about who has more subscribers. We're just here to do a friendly adult video response. We're gonna act like mature adults, we're not gonna call names, you know. Yeah. I'll throw my can away. This chick is laughing her ass off dude like Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee what the fuck to make of it. This cowboy from hell look, you know? Oh, we… Oh my god, that face! What's wrong with the way I look? You know? I'm not going to sit here on camera and trash the way you look. So I kind of felt like that was unnecessary. But… I'll continue with the………are treated differently when it comes to dry spells on the romantic side of the thing, huh? when it comes to dry spells on the romantic side of the thing. Huh? This chick is trying so hard not to laugh. She looks really uncomfortable. Like, why am I stuck watching this autistic losers videos? Oh my god. Why? I can't wait to see where this is going to go. Yeah, I bet you can't wait. You'll see. When men have had a girlfriend in like three to four years, they get told, you need to get late now. But when a girl hasn't had a boyfriend in three to four years, it's different. They don't fucking shoveling her face. They just like No, yeah, sometimes they don't no they don't no they don't No, they don't No, they don't No, they don't and I can tell you why Okay, when it comes to romantic situations, okay when it comes to romantic situations the only time they shove it in a woman's face is oh, you're not married before you're 30, oh you poor thing. When it comes to like freaking, you know. You know what I'm saying? And I gotta tell you why, I'll tell you why. And you might call me an asshole for going too far with it but guess what? Women are slutshamed for having sex so you want to tell me what I'm saying what did she say again? in like three to four years they get told you need to get laid down but when a girl has had a boyfriend and three to four years it's different they don't fucking show in her face. They just like… Yeah, yeah, sometimes they… Yeah, sometimes they do. No, they don't. The only time they shove it in your face is when you haven't found someone to get married to. I feel like there's a lot more pressure for guys to have a girlfriend than there is for girls to have a boyfriend. Well think about it. If a guy gets laid, he's getting, he's getting Pussy left and right. He gets called a stud and a player and a ladies man, but if a chick goes out and gets a bunch of dick. She gets slushamed for it. So, you know, and that's my whole point, like, women aren't going to get judged for being single, you know, they get told, well, you just haven't found Mr. Wright yet. Men get a lot more crap for being single than women, because for men, that's just the standard and the pressures that we face dudes. You know we get called a beta boy and a beta male because oh look you can't get a girlfriend ha ha ha ha. You know if guys choose to take a break from the dating scene we get cause faggots we get called all kinds of names you know that's just it if a woman takes a break from the a break from the dating scene. We get called Fagots, we get called all kinds of names. You know? That's just, if a woman takes a break from the dating scene, no one's going to question her sexuality, no one's going to sit there and shove it in her face. Like, ha ha ha ha, you need to get leg. You need to get some dick in your life you know she tell you the same exact shit I'm saying first of all she'd say dick is not a need second of all she'd say it was her body and third of all she would say quit slut shaming so like yeah the only time women get crap is when they are fucking they when they're not fucking, they don't get shit for it. When they are fucking, they get shit for it. When men aren't fucking, they don't, they get shit for it. But when men are fucking, they don't, they get shit for it. So think about this. Okay, stop and think about this for a second. If men are going out and getting laid, they get praised for it. If men are not getting laid, they get chastised for it. If women are out getting laid, they get chastised for it. But if they're not getting laid… No one says shit! They're more sympathetic with the females on that. I don't worry, honey, you'll find Prince charming Sunday. What is that face? What is that face? What is that face? Again, what's wrong with my face? You're sitting there making fun of the way I look. That's what it seems like. I don't know what you're trying to do with this here video. Like, you know what? I could make fun of the way this chick looks, but I'm a mature adult, so I'm going to ignore it. But at the same time, it's like, oh, what's it with this face? What's it with this face? Honey, I'm autistic. What's your deal? Like, I have Aspergers. Yeah, I get to have the autism with the funny sounding name, because life is funny like that. We're going to take a disorder that makes you super awkward around humans and give it a funny sounding name as if people weren't dicks to each other enough as it is right? You're gonna you're gonna go to Burger King get some Aspergers? Oh you're funny you're hilarious. And that's just it I don't care. I make fun of my Aspergers all the fucking time. I do. I think it's funnier than shit. Every time I rip ass, I'm like, whoa, it smells like Aspergers in here. You know, Aspergers talking shit behind me? And then when my trolls see me making fun of my own disorder, they're like, hey, you know what? What we're doing is not working. He rips on himself harder than we do. Fuck, man. Oh, but I can't. Well, I'm not going to keep your teeth. Oh, if you can't, then why are you watching the video? That's the bigger question like you want to get yourself on the stick of your shirt for a liquid we have the box below I am going to check that out I think well you know what I appreciate you checking out the merchandise I really do you mean a king go brochure I wear a lot so that's why I don't want it hey matches sometimes you go through so much crap just because their body gives birth to children the crap that's extreme but I can't find a lie in that. That's a fact that women have to go through… Oh, it's extreme, is it? Hey, well, sometimes you gotta go… Sometimes you have to go to that extreme to prove a point. Because you try being nice and watered down with your responses and people don't listen You know But we'll see how I will see all this plays out because they gave birth to children For that I have sympathy towards the female sex I think you I did birth for babies You're welcome. Thank you for I did birth for babies. You're welcome. You're quite welcome. Thank you for making this video response. Four kids, man. Oh. I feel sorry for you. Four kids? Oh, we. Damn, dude. dude. Could you imagine? No, hooee. I mean, if I found an of age girlfriend of my own and I built my dream house, one or two would be enough. But like four, holy shit. If I found my Gothic soulmates, I would marry the fuck out of my Gothic soulmate. Believe that. If I found my of age goth girlfriend girlfriend, that my of my gothic soulmate, believe that. If I found my of-age goth girlfriend that was just perfect for me, I would marry her. And I would host the most badest goth wedding ever. If I had the money, I would hire my bride to bees favorite metal band to play the wedding. for asking I made a deep fried case of Dia earlier and I'm feeling pretty good off of that man freaking made a cooking video for it oh that sounds good hell yeah I turn out way sick too hell yeah yeah right now I'm doing a video response to this chick who I guess stumbled across my videos and like a retidal on the video is I found the best dating advice ever slash King Cobra JFS and um oh excuse me yeah that's kind of what I'm doing right now, just sitting here on Quick Time Player. You know, what's going on? You're saying it, fellas, you have no idea. We're never going to know, no, we're just like to have a period. The look on her face are like, oh boy, where is this? where is this going to go? Where is he going with this? Where is he going with this? Where is he going with this? Where is he going with this? Where is he going to… Oh my God, her reaction is going to be priceless. You know what this mad? face. You know what I'm saying? Like just the way my jawline cuts with my chin, you know? Like seriously, when I try to smile, watch this. It's creepy as shit. Like Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger, freaking, joker smiling. God damn I'm insane because I am frowning all the time. All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. here laughing your ass off at this shit okay I you know I get tired of struggling with the dating scene myself and a long time ago I just decided instead of focusing on me and your girlfriend let's focus on improving the dating scene first and I think well how can we improve the dating scene let's examine gender relations let's you know make it so when women and men watch my videos are both going right, this guy gets it and right, and you know what I'm saying? Next thing you know, by the end of one of my double standards gender relations videos, we have these conversations happening. We get women and men talking with each other and all of a sudden they find out that were not so different after all. Women and men are too busy focused on which side has it worse and which side is more sexist and which side is, you know, which side is different than all that sort of shit and it's, but, you know, just, once that sort of shit and it's You know just once every four weeks What are the ones they're not true it just happens just just happen Did you imagine fellas? You're bleeding out your assholes you have to work has to absorb the blood fellows you're sitting on the couch, your balls hurt. Now, you're pointing at shit, can't get your dick off. Oh, this chick, man. I got an ad. I want to mute the ad. Oh no! This poor chick, she's laughing her ass is off, a fact that shit, she's laughing her ass off of this shit. I'm like, you know what, I'm trying to help men understand what it's like for women to deal with their issues, so they could be a bit more sympathetic towards the fair sex. But to be truthful why are women called the fairer sex when the crap that women have to go through is extremely unfair? That's what I don't get. But this chick is just like, oh my God! I'm sorry it was a rough under okay you know I'm not on the couch on my period complaining because I'm horny and I can't I'm sorry it was a rough under okay you know what I was I did that was a loose representation obviously I you know you know what that was a men are simple and you know, the stereotypes, I don't know, us men are simple and you know, the stereotypes are a bitch, right? So I'm using that as an example to help men better understand what women are going through. But what you are complaining about is all the women you fucking hate. I know how that shit works. Women are so caddy towards each other, it's ridiculous. Oh shit. This is gonna be demonetized. Too fast. Hard. You bleeding out your ass a little. So you're a man. All you want to do is sit on the couch and drink beer and watch home improvement. Oh my God! Oh, I haven't seen that in years. That's… I mean, that's what my husband likes to do on this Friday night. You bitch whatever you have got you fucking hate? That would be the male form of bad, yes, right? Sure. Well I'm glad that you find this amusing. I'm trying to help men sympathize with women and improve the dating scene so that dating is not only easier for me but it's easier for everyone else. And you're like sure, yeah, let's just go with that. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, how many fucking times I've heard both men and women complain about the dating scene and the crappy partners they've had? And I'm over here like, oh, fucking, I think she's all acting out. Yeah, buddy. You know, you started out on the show, but look out, Mr. Marshall, Peter's art. Yeah, buddy. Hi, Marshall. Whoever you are. Okay, my buddy Marshall Peterson I went to high school with him in Valley City, North Dakota. One of my old high school friends. You know, I talked with them on the phone. I recently got a hold of his mom on social media and she gave me his number and yeah. Marshall's doing pretty good for himself considering the circumstances, you know. He's got three jobs and four roommates, he's doing good, you know, got his own place and everything. So… Oh no. My next case applies to you to… Try to be her friend before he's going to be her girlfriend. Um… Not necessarily. Not necessarily! Are you fucking kidding me? Are you… Wow! Okay, how is it not necessarily? Because you know what the biggest complaint I've heard from women? How they're sick and tired of guys trying to get down their pants? Um, not necessarily! Are you kidding me, lady? Do you know how many times I've heard women say? It'd be nice if they could just find a guy to hang out with who didn't care about sex or getting laid. You know how many times I've heard women say that crap? Maybe not from you specifically. Not necessarily. What do you mean? Not necessarily. Okay?, if you rush into a relationship without taking the time to get to nowhere, guess what's gonna happen? Half the time it's gonna fail because you didn't take the time to just ease into it. You know? Okay, metaphor time. What happens if there's a hot tub that's just a little too hot. You get out of the cold pool and you just get right in the hot tub. And you're like, oh, fuck, it burns. You get back out. Then you're like, oh, OK. That's like getting into a hot tub. When it comes to relationships, kind of test the waters a little bit.wick your toe in. Be like, that's just it like holy crap you're so used to make I don't know you know you got a husband obviously you mentioned that like you know you can't tell you and your husband met. You cannot tell me that out in the blue, he just said, hey, hey, I think you're cute. Want to go out sometime? No. At some point, he had to introduce himself as hi. My name is, you know, whatever your husband's name is. Okay. You didn't just go up to you and ask you out, like, fuck, it doesn't. Okay. I'm just, it's ridiculous. You know what I'm saying? Women are so tired of it. Yeah, how many times I've heard women, seriously? I know I'm repeating myself here. But you know, how many times I've heard women say this? I'm sick and tired of the opposite sex trying to get down my pants. Why can't they just be friends with me first? You know? There's all this pressure for men to go out and have sex and all these women have pressure to go out and give it. I hate it. It affects the dating scene. and I'm angry about this issue because this is why I as a male struggle with the dating scene. Tell you what? Tell you what? Tell us, tell us, lady. Why, why, you said not necessarily? I made the point that you should try to be friends with a chick before you try to be her boyfriend? Oh, not necessarily, okay. Why is that? I'm serious. You turn to be your friend first. You've been a lot more respect on the ladies either. I mean, you'll get a lot more respect but I don't know about on the dating scene. I don't… I don't…… The… Okay, so I don't know how old this woman is. I really don't know, I don't care what her age is. She's probably from a different generation. Okay, so her generation did dating differently. This is my generation right here, right now. Okay. If the last 30 or 40 plus years, you have a history of men constantly trying to get down a woman's pants. They don't take time to get to know her, you know, and it's just… Oh, and then she goes on to say, well, you'll get more respect from women, but not on on the dating scene what do you mean because here's the thing of it here's the thing of it okay not being serious right now You have one female friend or two or three or how many, you know, let's say you have five female friends and they're sitting there, all of them are single, okay? But you hang out with them just to hang out because you enjoy hanging out with ladies, you know, you hang out with the opposite sex because you enjoy it. You don't care about sex, any of that money, whatever. ladies, you know, you hang out with the opposite sex because you enjoy it. You don't care about sex cuddling any of that money, whatever, or the perks that their friendship can offer, you don't care about none of that, you know? You know how refreshing it is going to be for those women when you're there to listen to them, bitch, complain, about all the crap they've had to deal with because they were a woman. Okay. And you know what? They're gonna think, at the end of the day, they're gonna think to themselves that one guy friend they have. Like, they appreciate his company because he's not trying like everyone else. You ever hear a guy say to another guy, hey dude bro, dude guy, bro, you're trying way too hard, like, and I'm serious, when a guy's trying to get laid, the look of desperation on his face, like, oh, I will conquer, right? So I say if you go to a bar and you want to pick up chicks out of bar don't try. You see a chick you like sitting by herself she looks cute by her your drinking wait. She comes over on toxic to you. Cool. If not, yeah who cares you know? Straight up. If I see the cute goth chicks sitting at the bar drinking by yourself. I go to the bar trainer and be like, hey, hey, hey, bar trainer, come here and I can. Yeah, see that cute goth chick sitting in the corner, oh that cute goth chick over there, yeah, I see her. Yeah, man, I want to buy her a drink, put it on my tab, whatever she wants. All right, bar tender under you a drink, what you like, what would you like? Barter walks over to the goth chicks in the corner and says, that goth gentleman across the way just bought you a drink, what would you like? And she's sitting there thinking to herself, Fucking hey! That was a nice gesture. She orders her drink as soon as she gets her drink. Give her a salacha, cheers, salou, whatever. And then go back to doing what she were doing. Once you bought her a drink, raised her glass to her. Now look away and don't say anything to her, just completely ignore her. Once you buy the drink for that chick, ignore her. Act like she's not there. Watch what happens. Half the time she won't say anything, but the other half of the time she might come over and talk to you. Because as soon as she gets 10 other guys trying to buy her drinks and they're all trying really hard to flirt with her, there's the one asshole in the corner who's not doing anything, just sitting there mining his own business. She's going to be more interested in you because you're not trying than she is the guys who are trying. That's the truth of it. I mean, and this is why she has her opinions and I have mine, because women and men were raised in different societies. Women and men are raised differently growing up. That's why we have these, you know, double standards. But, let's see. And getting respect for women on the dating scene is a lot more important than getting laid here. I'm not that I already know about sleep. Oh wow, okay, so she's quick to laugh at my face and sitting there saying, well, I'm not going to argue with that. Like, dude, come on! there right this is kind of funny because she starts off the video like who is this guy who is this guy who is this weirdo and then okay you know what he makes a couple of fair points okay I mean look at him no I mean look at him she says. You know, it's quite frankly I'm saying to hear him about me. Furthermore, guys, would it kill you? Would it kill you women for sex? Again. He's got a boy. But I mean look at him. I mean look at for having the confidence to be my goth heterosexual self. It triggers people. They're like, oh, a straight male wearing female makeup. What world is this? And she's sitting there like trying, I don't know dude, like I'm not gonna, you know what? That's just it, I'm not gonna sit here and criticize her for the way she looks. No, I want it? No. And I was quite frankly, I'm sitting here on nothing. Don't go to this man until he's problem. Don't get away for three or four years and then come complaining to him because he doesn't want to hear it. For a lot of these times, myself, myself, out there, you know, a girl's focus in giving me a chance because they've been fucked over too many times. I'm not real sure that's the reason why they're not giving you a chance. Um, okay. Lady, you don't know the dating scene. You don't know what I know. You have not had my experiences. And you're sitting there with his face, this look on your face, at eight minutes and 54 seconds, like, oh, I'm not sure that's why they're giving you a chance or not. I mean, this is like crocodile, the Met Marilyn Manson look going's going on I think that has a certain appeal um not mine but no start appeal I just I love him oh my god oh I love him oh my god oh Oh So you're getting me some mixed messages here. She's like oh, I love him. Oh my god. I mean, he's got this crocodile dundi meets Marilyn Manson look like maybe that appeals to someone but not necessarily to her I'm quick to respond to bullies who harass me. And, you know, make fun of you or nothing. Because I'm like, let's, you know, let's hear what she has to say before we make any sort of harsh, you know. Part of being bullied my entire life is I'm quick to respond to bullies who harass me. And, yeah. to respond to bullies who harass me and yeah sometimes they are learned to just like back off and you know hear what they have to say first but they get to the point where it's like nine minutes and 13 seconds into the video and she's not really hating she's just yeah you know Might as a fight? And guys are no different aspects. Six years are ready to mount you, throw back, with real sugar. Real sugar. Real sugar. Yeah, buddy. I want to watch it. Okay. Is going to be here. Man……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. going to be watching that. Man, it's not a movie? Oh, what? A pigeon, a pigeon video? He's got pigeon videos? Who? I'm definitely going to be watching that. Oh. Oh. What is on his arm? What? I'm going to zoom it in. What is that forearm tattoo? Oh this, this is my Celtic Cobra Graham. Okay it's a Cobra basically, you got the back of the hood right here at the top and then the tail of the Cobra right here. The circles represent the five elements, earth, wind, fire, water, air. And this universal S represents spirit. It's part of my, uh, my religion. I practice a combination of demon magic and black magic. Yeah, but I'm not going to go into that. I'm not going to tell you what it is. Oh, it's surprised. But yeah, try something different on my channel here. Cooking! Cool! Dang, boo yeah! ha ha ha! Delicious, but very filling. Oh yeah. Oh, he looks as much comfortable as I do. Wait, what's she saying? Try something different on my channel here? Cooking. Cool. Let me turn on subtitles. What… Subtitals………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. What do you know? I said I always… Oh, do you alfamail to loan that one of my YouTube fans sent me? I put it on after taking a shower with my tactical soap. Tactical soap? You're alfamil, phermon, cologne, like tactical soap I tell you what YouTube like I said man you want some of that tactical soap watch a grandiek soap company the link for my affiliate will be in the description box at BOUO and you yourself can get some tactical soap with coupon code King Cobra 10% off your next order. Tactical soap is a… Now if you're married, I would recommend that product for you and your husband. Your husband showers with it. Maybe, you know, you got a babysitter for your four kids and your husband wants to take you out to dinner somewhere nice and fancy. so, so you know he showers with the tactical soap before he takes you out for dinner so at dinner time when your husband's all cleaned up from the tactical soap he's smelling good watch what happens when he walks around other women and when he's around you you're gonna notice a difference yeah buddy I mean seriously this this lady should try it. Like you get some tactical soap from the Grondike soap company and spice up your marriage man. That's what I'm saying. I thought this can away. Like you get some tactical……… yeah, I'm doing a video response to, uh, I found the best dating advice ever slash King Cobra JFS. Walkin' a long mark with my dad, every company's chair was double-offacking. Damn, that dog cow was so good! She's laughing, but I'm serious, dude. Okay. When I put tactical soap on, and some of that alpha male cologne to go with it, like the combination of pheromone products that I had on, plus the deodorant. Okay. She's laughing, but I'm being serious dude. Like, who am I to argue? I have Aspergers okay because I have Aspergers sometimes talking to women is not the easiest I'm very socially awkward but when I put on tactical soap I feel like a rock star you know I put it on it's like having a wingman on my skin and when I wear it it and women are responding to it in a positive way, they're like, hey, that Goth dude smells good, you know. It gives me a boost of confidence, you know. Shit. 20 minutes later. Oh, she pulled a Spongebob reference 20 minutes later. Where are those guys? Another's one of the guys which wish you'll, um, practical soap, off the mail, Sherman, alone, girl strolling through Walmart with your dad, being the Gothic cowboy, you'll have all the women. Don't say you don't learn anything coming over here. Yeah, buddy. I actually had to order some more tax for myself, believe it or not, because I'm about that. Oh no, then how are you going to get the women? The little sliver I have, but've got two months longer. I've ordered four bars, two bars in my barn, two bars and must. It's the pheromone beer oil. Fairmone beer oil. It's a lot of more beer oil. Yeah. Yep, and when I get my Fairmont Beard Oil and my products, when I get the four things that I ordered from tactical soap, I'll do an unboxing. I ordered the Bond Musk and the Beard Oil first, and then I ordered two bars of Bond Regular Soap. The Bond Regular will probably get here the day after I get the other other products but um yeah I'll be doing an unboxing of the bond musk and the beard oil when I get it So hopefully it gets here tomorrow that'd be sick Go ahead and say this, med stink, oh my god, smell bad, and say this, med stink, oh my god, smell bad, and kind of. Okay, so we want to stop. Hey, yeah, they're all working, doing stuff, biode happens, and I mean, women, they have it too, but… Stop with that, fellas, you want some tactical soap, the grown-back soap company, I'll go get a link, in the description walk into the description. I'm going to link his video underneath mine obviously like I always do. But go to that video then go buy your tactical so… Why is it like really a link? helps me make a little bit of money. And it helps going towards this one making fund until YouTube check comes in. So please help him out. Please, seriously. Go help him. Go help him out. The man, he's out here grinding away. He's hustling. We don't want dad to have to come to Walmart and buy his groceries anymore. being that great. You know, I am trying to hustle. And like I said earlier, I don't ask my parents for help with groceries if I can help it like I hate I appreciate that my parents can do that for me when they can but I hate asking them you know it makes you feel like oh hey you know you call yourself an adult but you know but like you know you know, that's just it. Like, I appreciate that my parents love and care about me. And you know, I'm making a lot of crap from it on social media. I don't care. I got a family that loves and cares about me, you know, if some of these people that talk shit really don't, so that's why they talk shit. But. So, if you could want to go to King program, you'll get 10% off your order. 10%? Oh man, she's laughing but it's like I she's laughing but it's like in a good way I guess like you know Oh no! Yeah buddy, a bar is after soap is about $11 in five cents. $11 in five cents a bar for a bar of soap worth every penny honey trust him leave that which free price you but trust me it's worth every freaking pain hey look at him he's living the dreams women at Walmart turned on every aisle he walks down I mean look at him he's living the dreams with a minute Walmart turned on every aisle he walks down I mean look at Walmart every aisle he walks down I mean, at Walmart. Turned on every aisle he walks down. I mean, look at him. Come on, guys. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my. any girl any girl after we want me to have him as a boyfriend Amen Oh good I have to break the nice Christmas when he gets home sorry friend and what it empire it looks like it is I mean come on ladies ladies do video link in the description below go on over my fan girls would worship the ground she walks on. Oh, he is fan girls too. All right. Oh my god, she's so lucky. She needs to date. Gossip King Cobra. But, Dr. Kinkobe, Rob? No, I said Gothic., King Cobour, not doctor. Doctor. Is the doctor? All right. No, I said Gothic, not doctor. I said Gothic. I believe that's what I said. Let me just rewind. See you. Video. Video, link in hand girls too. All right. Oh my god. She's so lucky. She gets to date Gossip. Really? I said gothic. I didn't say doctor. I said gothic All right. Oh my god. She's so lucky. She gets to date Gossip. I said Gossip King Cobra. I. King Cobra? Now we said Dr. No honey, I didn't say doctor, I said King Cobra, as in Gothic King Cobra. Okay, I don't know, maybe she's got some earwax in her ears and she needs to like clean him out. Maybe I don't pronounce my words correctly. I have a hard time with speech, whatever, the case may be I said gothic kinkovera not doctor worship the ground she wants life oh he has hand girls too all right oh my god she's so lucky she gets the date gothic king cobra right there doctor kinkovera now he's doctor all right the ground she wants to he has hand girls still oh yeah I Dr. King Cobra, I just say Dr. Honey, I said Gothic. You don't even know. All right. Oh my God, she's so lucky. She used to be a Gothic King Cobra. Dr. King Cobra? I just say Dr. Honey, honey, I said Gothic. Now we submit, All right, ladies, if you go over there, you gotta get into it with the fan girls. I wish I was hurt. Yeah, too bad I'm married. I mean… But right now, I'm on the rush to find companionship, you know, I'll find you. Okay, well, don't rush to go over there, just casually, go over there. After you finish this video, of course, he's waiting. You know, if you want to give us all, I want to take time to be their friend, hang out with them, you need to know the personality, etc, etc, etc. What's he doing? Now, if you yourself are screwing in a degree AEDD, then you hook up with this shit you also have, AEDHG and it just works, and it just works, You opposite the tracks, yes and no. Sometimes they do something else. No, you're going to need to give me a chance to answer. Sorry? You didn't pause the video to answer, so hey. It's the day and the day and class, you know. You have money. Yeah, I'm right. When people tell you you need to get late, all you can do is ignore. Right. It's not the most important thing. But let people tell you when you need to get late. You need to think for yourself. You know, I get tired of the dating scene sucking. You know, at least she's kind of agreeing with me. I mean, despite laughing her ass off, I'm glad this is entertaining for you. I'm sure this is entertaining for my fans too, but, uh… He's so serious! I am serious! You know, I get tired of the dating scene sucking. Not just because I'm going through the same shit, but everyone else, like shit, you go to a fucking bar, okay? And like half the people in there were drinking because they're in a shitty relationship and the other half are drinking because they're not in one. Think about that for a second. Half the guys in there are drinking because, oh, they're not in one. Think about that for a second. Half the guys in there are drinking because, oh their wife's having a moment, she's acting all pissy and moody and and the other half are in there because they can't find someone and then like then you get the group who is in there because hey it's a bar you go to have drinks and have fun you know. They're like three kinds of people you go to have drinks and have fun you know there are like three kinds of people that go to the bar one the person who goes there to have fun by themselves or with their friends the person who's single and they're either looking or not looking they don't care or the person who is taken and they're like I just need to get away from my other half for at least a couple hours and drink a beer with the guys, because she's driving me fucking nuts. You know, and chicks do that shit too when their husband's pissing them off, like they'll hit up their best galapals and go clubbing, fucking A. I think it's not. It's still tired of the way society conditions people and grooms people when it comes to things. Oh, so demonitized. There's way too much pressure on women to have kids and get married and way too much pressure on them to build that way and use more quickly than now. I mean, it's only forced if you let yourself be forced. I mean it's only forced if you let yourself be forced. I mean it's only forced if you let yourself be forced. Listen here lady, I appreciate the video responses but you can't let yourself be forced. Listen here lady, I appreciate the video responses but you can't let yourself be forced. Okay, being forced is something that you can't control whether it happens or not. Either, you know what I'm saying? You can't control it when society decides we're going to put too much pressure on people to dates. All you can do is control how you react to it. Well everyone else is being a blindsided sheep being told this bullshit lie of where's your white picket fence and your two kids and your four jobs and you know you stay at home parents and you know we're spoon fed this bullshit mentality of what the perfect life is supposed to be. And all you can do is go out there and make it. You can't let society force you. You really can't. You know, and, okay, you know, to some degree, I guess, I agree with her on that, but… No, mostly, you know, you can't control when that kind of thing happens. You can't control what society says, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, you know, blah, blah, you know, blah, blah, you know, you can't control when that kind of thing happens. You can't control when society says, oh hey, blah blah blah, you know, no you can't, do it, you just, you can't. You can't control it when society puts all these negative standards on our society. All you can do is control how you react to it. Maybe Share Your Opinions on the internet and someone will see it and be like hey you know what? This guy's a little weird and corky but he makes a lot of good points. Every time I said yeah buddy she just cracks up laughing. Oh, the pipe! Oh, the pipe! Oh, no! Yeah, I spoke of tobacco pipe kid in the 90s. Growing up in the 90s, as a kid we had the bubble pipes. You guys remember being a kid in the 90s? Growing up in the 90s, as a kid, we had the bubble pipes. You guys remember those? These little plastic, plastic pipes that were in shape of, you know what I'm saying, YouTube? You know what I'm saying, YouTube? When I was a kid growing up in the 90s we had these bubble pipes, the little green and green bowl and orange stem, they were shaped just like your classic billiard straight stem pipe and you could dip it in bubble something go, you know what I'm saying but these days you never see anything like that in store if you saw a bubble pipe in store today people would lose their shit they'd be like oh my god that's encouraging kids to smoke a pipe that's politically incorrect huh all yeah like when I was a kid growing up we had candy cigarettes lickerish pipes bubble gum cigars bubble pipes Oh yeah, like when I was a kid growing up we had candy cigarettes, licorice pipes, bubble gum cigars, bubble pipes, you know, because people are smart enough back then to go, hey you know what, just because kids do this crap, doesn't mean they're going to be encouraged to do it, you know? I mean… online trolls. I mean, don't let them get you down. I just don't bring up on YouTube anymore. Good idea. We don't need to bring our personal reasons. We never get an idea. Because you don't want your trolls. I mean, come on. Yeah. Let me know. He's settled there. What else can you say? I mean, I hate one of my trolls trying so hard to fuck up my female friendships because they're jealous. Mmm, yeah. I mean, I hate my trolls try so hard to fuck up my female friendships because they're jealous. Yeah. I mean, I hate one of my trolls trying to screw up my marriage. But you know, like, you know, like, just like having Aspergers, if I pull with depression, ADHD. That makes sense. I still love them, but it makes sense now. No, it makes sense now. Yeah, she finally figured it out. Coppers were fasted to chats and they came in. Why? I think that's a reach. Why? You know what I'm gonna think I'm a sex agent because I'm not a friend of me myself, and I'm… I think that's a reach. Oh, you think that's a reach? You think that's a reach? Hmm? Because another complaint I've heard women talk about is, why can't guys just be honest with them? You know what I'm saying? YouTube? How many times have I heard women say, why do men have to put on this preside just to impress me? Why can't it just be themselves? It's ridiculous. You know what, that's just it. All these guys will put on this preside to try to impress women because they think, oh, she thinks I'm a bad ass, Mr. this guy, whatever, you know, she'll go out with me. And I'm like, yeah, what happens when she finds out that you're lying to her about your personality? You know what I'm saying? You're honest with her from the get go you show her who you really are and if she likes it she'll pursue it if she doesn't like it she'll tell you to get the fuck away from her it's just that simple that's a bit of a reach but you don't know what I know you don't know what I know you don't know what I know. You don't know what I know. You don't know like I know. If they don't know, like I know. It's the same old desire. Crazy train, crazy train, burning like fire. And you know what? Yeah, you know what? I do talk to chicks about my wand making. I'm like one of the biggest Harry Potter fans there is. And some chicks are going to be turned off by it like, oh my god, you're such a nerd, you make your own wands? But the majority of chicks I talk to actually think it's pretty cool. Like, wait, you make wands? That's actually, that's, that's, that's, that's actually kind of cool. Yeah. I think it just depends on the chick you talk to really, but like I shit you not. My buddy came over, my buddy Alex Anderson came over, with some friends of his, and we were drinking some vodka, and one thing led to another, and this was like two weeks after my last girlfriend broke up with me like this chick gave me some head and it felt good you know and well you know the other people that were there were kind of pissed about it they were like huck how come that wizard Goth freak is getting more attention from her than we are? And then my buddy Alex Anderson said, because dude, Cobra's not afraid to be himself. That's called confidence. And correct me if I'm wrong, but chicks dig confidence. Am I wrong? Anybody anybody no of course I'm not wrong right but there is a fine line between being confident and being narcissistic so just leave it at that but I mean you know for yourself not you can't go away You can't go wrong. You know, look, it's not a thing. If my trolls were more better with the ladies than I was, I wouldn't care. How do you know? I don't know. I was just making a point that said if even if my trolls were better with the ladies than I am, I wouldn't stoop to their level to try to fuck that up because that would just make me look jealous of shit. You know? My God! I said if my trolls were better with the ladies than I am. I was, I want to say, oh my… That was an assumption. That was an assumption. I said if… Okay, I said, okay, I do believe I said that. Let me just rewind this a little bit. You can't go wrong. You know, I'm gonna have to think of it. If my trolls were better with the ladies than I am. I said if my trolls were better with the ladies than I am. I was, I went down. How do you know? Obviously my trolls are not better with the ladies than I am. Obviously, obviously, the majority of my trolls suck with female interaction. And they see someone who has Aspergers who's better at it than they are and it's not being like hey you know what this dude's got autism and he's pretty good with the ladies despite his circumstances that kind of gives me hope instead of being like that they're like oh well fuck Cobra that piece of shit who does he think he is? Oh my god. Your trolls are good with the ladies and that why they forass every girl that you like. Oh my… Well no shit, no obviously they're not, otherwise they wouldn't try so hard. God! I didn't know. I didn't know. You know, I thought I'd take a few men. Acclesome. Congratulations. What's your secret? You go online, you get a few letters on the keyboard when we can't throw away. I say. Because to me, I've probably someone because we get any more people than I am. I hope you people jealous. I'm not even going to be able to tell you what to tell us. It's just making you look like a dishbag but things for really giving my video to prioritize. I appreciate that. Maybe you shouldn't watch the video then. Like if you don't, like you know what I'm saying, like you chose. You watched my videos in your private time and you decided to watch my video and do a response to it so blaming me for saying the words that I said that's on you okay I choose my speech because I'm not afraid to be blunt and real with it and that's the problem with it our society has a word a word problem basically if you say a words that are deemed offensive, people are way too easily triggered. You know? You chose to watch this video and do a response to it, so… quit using that word, and you might get a little more action. Oh, quit using that word, and you might get a little bit more action. Do you know how hypocritical that is of women? Seriously, I've heard women talk like this all the fucking time, but strangely enough they don't get shit for it. I've heard women say words like pussy and cons and slots and you know what I'm saying? Well when they use it against other women the only crap they get for it is oh you you gals are just slut shaming that's not very nice. So for the simple fact of the matter is that's extremely hypocritical. You know I'm serious I've heard women say this kind of crap all the time And two, you're sitting tired of men trying to get down the pants. That probably wouldn't be my top too, but I mean, he's not wrong. He's not wrong? You get mad at me for cussing and using salty language, but at the same time, you can't… You're having a hard time arguing with the points I'm making here you know it's just as a woman right there she's like yeah those are my top two see what I'm saying like come on dude I have what you call a serious face. She made you sit in your casual like, you know. You know? Think about it, you too. Jesus, you too, get it together. If you're a friend of the girl, every time she knows it's trying to f-r, you don't want guys to do it, they not listen to her bitch. And who cares if you're not getting blamed? Because quite honestly you do? You're giving her something that those other guys are never one to get her. Oh, they're not? What? Please tell me, why are they're going to do.. I'm serious, like, if you're friends with a chick and she has like 10 to 20 guys trying to date her and get down her pants You know, they're bending over backwards to please her You know trying as hard as they can and you're the guy's trying way too hard to get laid, you know what women are saying? Puddy in my hands, you know? Little thing called reverse psychology, it kind of works. But, you know, you're going to give her that one thing that other guys can't give her. You know? And what I mean by that is if they're trying to get laid, that's all they care about. They don't care about her, they don't care about the way she feels, they don't care about her needs, or emotional support, none of that shit. All they care about is getting their dick wet. and women are sick of that crap. You know, and as a guy, how would it feel? As a guy, if you hooked up with a chick and you thought you guys had something special, right? You didn't care about the sex or any of that or the perks to having her. You were just out of the blue one day to decide, hey, you know what? I just got paid some money. I want to take my best gal out for a girlfriend, you're like, hey babe, how's your day going? 30 minutes later, good I guess. Hey, I just got some money today, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me at the bar. Grab a couple of drinks., smiley face, heart emoji, send, and what if she didn't respond, just completely ghosted your ass? You'd be still there going, what the hell? Is it something I did? Talk to me, you know? That's exactly how women feel when men use them for sex? Let's wrap it up. How did you feel fell as if you had sex with a woman close to your age? You felt like you had a great chemistry with her, you know? And out of the blue one day, you just had to text your so-called girlfriend. Hey, babe, what's up? I want to grab him. I think he's projecting his own story on us, but let's go. I'm not projecting my own story on this. Okay, what I'm doing is trying to help men understand how women feel. And if you can't see that, I don't know what to tell you. You're laughing. You're laughing! You're laughing! You're laughing again. Oh, she's laughing again. And what's wrong with that? You get some YouTube money, you're just like, hey, what's up? Even if you're not a professional YouTubeer or a famous YouTubeer at that, like whatever job you have. Like, it's Friday, it's the day off you got you it's Friday it's the day off for you you just got your paycheck you know and what's wrong with texting your girlfriend texting your girlfriend? Hey babe when you get off work do you want to meet me at the bar or I can pick you up you can pick me up whatever? you know what's wrong with that? That's good. That's good. Do it? Hey, but hey, I'm gonna go out for a beer. I got money. No, she says no. Listen lady, some chips like to play video games. Whatever the case may be, it was a loose example. Okay? Holy crap, I think a lot of people watch my videos and they misunderstand the point I'm trying to make or they read too much into it and just assume, oh he's just throwing his opinion into it or he's just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. A lot of what I experience with human interaction when I listen to women and men bitch about the dating scene, it's for different reasons, but it produces the same result, humans and general are dissatisfied with the dating scene today. Oh this poor guy, that's why it's not working out. You can't say, hey baby, let's go get a beer, I got money, or you want to play some video games, I'm pretty sure. Oh look, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, this poor guy, I feel so sorry for him. I kind of feel sorry for you, lady, you got four kids., that's kind of and your husband want to have sex or you know go out and have a nice dinner dates you don't get that you your schedule runs around your kids that's got to suck I don't feel sorry for you because you chose to make that honestly you chose to make that your life and you know what good for you right good for you but Right? Good for you. But don't feel sorry for me because it's not working out. You know, there's someone out there who has it a lot worse. You know? And I hate to be that guy, but look at George Floyd. You know? You want to bitch because you're single. You want to feel sorry for me because I'm having a hard time on the dating scene. Screw you! You take sympathy and showing up your ass. Hashtag Black Lives Matter. There's your problem. Oh there's your problem. No you know what the problem is lady. The problem is women and men don't trust each other anymore. You have a combination of women using men for dick and money and men using women for pussy and money. And on top of that, there's a lack of trust, a lack of respect. Women and men sit there and say, they whine and bitch. Well, we communicate differently. Oh my God! I just, I don't understand the way, you know what I'm saying, so that becomes their excuse. And I'm sorry, but if you cannot text your girlfriend, hey babe, want to go to the bar and grab a couple drinks, my treat, then there's a problem with our society, because isn't that how you contact your girlfriend, you know? You're not sitting there with your mind going n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- the bar you want to go with. You know, some kind of fucking Jedi slash sith using the fucking force to make your girlfriend go, hey, I want to go out with my other half and have a drink. You know, so I'm pretty sure that's how it works. Like, regardless of whatever, whatever you're doing, okay, these were just loose examples. Loose examples. If you want to get a hold of your your girlfriend, you text her or caller or call her on your smartphone, cell phone, cell phone, or whatever, or get a whatever, I get a get a get a hold of your phone, I get a hold of her. I get a hold of her. I get a hold of her. I get a hold of her. I get a examples What's up, listen to you all? Nobody really says that. Please tell me he's joking. Nobody ever says that. Please tell me you're joking. What's up, Ritchie? Doing a video response. Nice. I want to quit off a discord quick to finish this here on this here this here uh… this here uh… video response but uh… yeah Yeah somebody in uh… discord sent me a link to this chicks video and they're like hey it might she might be friendly you know so so I'm like, all right, let's get into it then. No one never really says that, please tell me they don't. Why not? You know, you're from an older generation, I presume. Your generation didn't grow up watching Netflix or Hulu Plus, so you don't get it. Maybe you do, maybe you don't. Oh please tell me no one says that. Yeah they do actually say that. And what's wrong with Netflix and Chill? It's not about the sex, it's not about the perks of the relationship, you know? Maybe you just sit and they're going, hey you know what? I want to cuddle up with my best gal on the couch, maybe watch supernatural or stranger things, and make a nice little date night out of it. What's wrong with that? The idea that you cannot simply text your girlfriend and say, hey babe, want to come over and watch Supernatural with me? I just got Netflix. And she says, fuck yeah, I'm already over there. You know what I'm saying? And you stay at home and have a nice little at-home date night, Cuddle up on the couch, order some pizza, order some door dash, make some popcorn, crack open a couple of beers, maybe some soda pop, whatever. You know what I'm saying? That's the thing of it. You know, a lot of the people think on a date with someone it has to be romantic and oh my god just aha! Way too much pressure. Sometimes it doesn't have to be overly romantic, you know? You and your girlfriend sit there in your pajamas and you cuddle up on the couch with a big as bowl of extra buttery popcorn and you're watching Disney Plus, Hulu Plus, Netflix, whatever. You know what I'm saying? And if like, I don't get it man, like, maybe this chick's never played… Maybe she's not into video games, maybe she's never played them. I don't know, I don't care. Okay? I don't care, okay? That's enough tobacco for the moment. I'm serious though. Grab some water real quick. Yes, people do say that. Hey babe, boy, on a Netflix and chill. Maybe to you it sounds cliched, but that's how my generation hangs out. You know, seriously, if you cannot text your girlfriend and be like, hey babe, I just fixed my PlayStation 2, I got Tony Hocks prosecutor 2, want to come play with me? And she's like, fuck yeah, I'm down. What it comes down to, YouTube, and the dating scene in general, is just finding people you share similar interests with. Okay? Two things. Physical attraction, mental attraction. You cannot have one without the other. You want a strong, healthy relationship. Are you attracted to their personality? Do you think that they're just the best? You know, you get to know them a little bit and they're so much like you, it's not even funny. They share similar interests and based off of that y'all get along just great and then you have the physical attraction. Are you checking each other out like damn? That's what's up. I tell you what you bend over to pet a dog or a cat or bend over to pick up something, does she stare at your ass like, you know? You know, when you see you're talking to someone, do you stare at her like, oh my God, any guy will be lucky to have her? I don't see how she's single. If you have that happening, then maybe you two would be good for each other and see where it goes, you know, kind of thing. But I'm telling you right now, you can't have a good relationship without having those two things. The third thing is communication. Fourth thing, respect. Physical attraction, mental attraction, good communication, and respect. And of course the big the fifth one commitment. The sixth one support. The seventh one, support. The seventh one, team effort. And last but not least, trust. Well my ex did this to me and that to me and that's why I am the way I am. Okay that was you and your ex. Okay maybe the person you're dating right now isn't like that. And it's kind of unfair that you're not giving them a fair chance because of the way your ex is treated you. But to be fair both genders do that crap. Both men and women have trust issues when they've been fucked over on the dating scene. favorite person. I mean, he's got a point. Aw. This is my new favorite person. He does have a point. Aw. Well, thank you for saying that. I mean, like I said, this isn't, you know, a constructive criticism of anything. It's just me responding to a video. B. I mean, that's just how my videos go for a lot of people. They're either offended and like laughing their ass is off and offended like oh my god why would Cobra say that and then they see the points I have to make or get to make like hey you know what that's that's actually a fair point. then what would you mean? point. I used to do back in the day in high school. I don't know, somebody please help me out. I cannot take out that tattoo. If you could help me with what's around his neck too, I'm not sure. What's around my neck is a dog collar in front of a bandana. I don't have one. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Let's see here some more. You all have lives for maintaining a healthy relationship? Absolutely. You said something about having a girlfriend for the last three or four years. I've been married for 19, but sure. Your girlfriend, keep her spontaneously interested. Oh! Oh! interested. You know, God is your way to do spontaneous and romantic things with your girlfriend just because they love her and want to make her happy and see her. You have to tell somebody to do that? Is it really spontaneous? If you have to tell someone that it's, is it really spontaneous? I'm telling people this because it's relationship advice. If you've been married to someone for 1920, 30, 40, 50, 60 plus years, what keeps that marriage together? The spontaneous, romantic things, the little kind gestures you do to spark up and spice up your marriage. I mean you yourself said that you've been married to your husband for how many years? 19? Congratulations. 19 years. Boy howdy. That's 19 years of hard work. So tell me and this is really none of my business but does your husband ever do things that are spontaneous and romantic? Does he keep you interested? You know, does he… You know what I'm saying? Because you don't just make 19 years of marriage happen. That takes work and dedication. There's going to be fights, it's going to be… You know what I'm saying? You're going to have your ups and your downs. So, like, eh, you know… It's not bad advice, but… You know what I'm saying? It's the kind of spontaneous crap like that that women love. That's the kind of spontaneous crap that women love. You know what I'm saying? Is she saying that you still keep, you know what I'm saying? You still keep, I don't know, I don't know what you… Oh my God, this whole video has just gotten it. It happens to the best of us, you're sitting there. No, because you said you… That I'm like one of your favorite people now and such, you know, I'm not going to judge it too harshly for laughing at me. I mean, I'm a lot to take in for some people, but… I can't… Oh my god, this little god this whole video just got the help you still keep her interested after all these years yeah buddy that's how you do it and if you want to treat your chances to be in your girlfriend the customs action so from the wrong that so company wait this in the searching box at the low she's laughing again like she doesn't know dude, she don't know. Get yourself a trifecta pack, you get the bond, the Maverick, the Durbin, you can find a scent that you really like on your husband. I mean seriously, if you're married to your husband for 19 years, 19 long years., don't you get tired of the same old same old the same old routine day in and day out? You may say no but eventually in the back of your head you know you're stuck at home with four kids married to your husband for 19 20 years and you're sitting there going to your thinking to yourself wouldn't it be nice to go on vacation, take a cruise somewhere, go see the Bahamas, you know. But the most junior husband can do is hire a trustworthy babysitter to babysit your four kids while you go out on a dinner date because that's what married couples with kids do. saying like you and your husband are working your ass is off to provide for your family. So all that money is being spent on maintaining your home and taking care of your kids, etc. So the most you get for a vacation is probably a dinner date every once in a while. Every once in a while it's a dinner date. So you take your kids to grandma's house, to watch them for the weekend, and then like, you know, you go back to your place. And it's like, holy shit, 19 years of being married to the same asshole for years on end, with four obnoxious kids, all of a sudden you have the house to yourself. Right? I mean seriously, how is Netflix and Chill any difference than cuddling up on the couch and watching movies with your husband? Same concept, really. You want a healthy relationship? Do things together as a couple. You cook and you clean together. So if you both cook food together and it turns out like crap, at least you both can laugh at it, you know? You clean together because it gets the house cleaned faster. And you know what I'm saying? You throw on some tunes, you're blaring your favorite music while you clean house. And you know, if you take time to cook and clean together as a couple, you grow closer as a couple and it gets done quicker. But she's laughing. She's obviously never smelled it before. She's obviously never smelled tactical soap before. I tell you what? I have a feeling this whole thing is an ad for this tactical soap. I'm going to have to go see what it is. I… It's not an ad for tactical soap necessarily. What it is, is I'm an ad for tactical soap necessarily. What it is is I'm an affiliate. I'm a salesman for tactical soap. And part of being an affiliate for tactical soap is selling it, you know? And that's just it, dude. Whenever I walk into the bar and chicks who have heard rumors of it like oh King Cobra JFS wears this thing called Bond Tactical Soap and it smells really good and then they walk by me or I walk by them they get a waffle of it and then they find out that oh look the rumors are true, that tactical soap smells amazing. Every other guy in the room watching that interaction is just like, I am sold, I am so buying a bar of that when I get paid. So it's more than just advertising for it on YouTube, I'm also showing people in real life that it works. So by this she's like, okay, you know, hey, check that out. I've done something right because mentioning it several times, I've got her curious. She's like, oh, he talks about it, man, I might have to check this out. So yeah, if you do check it out, you know, make a video about it. Buy like, like, like like buy a couple bars for you and your husband, you know, like It's soaked for men basically and when men wear it It makes them smell irresistible to women lesbian couples can also wear it to smell good for each other But um yeah Oh, oh, no free to you off? Oh, and don't forget you. Off the male pheromone, cologne. Go with it. Like I said, if you want to go control range, take the same off your quarter. Ten percent. Can you go right? Yeah, buddy, I bet they did. I did. I did. Oh, I thought I knew my new favorite person. Aw. I can watch him all day. Aw. That just makes me feel a little warm and gushy inside. That just makes me feel a little warm and gushy inside. Aw. She's like, he's my new favorite person, I can just watch him all day. Aw. Well, thank you for your support, I appreciate that. We might have had some disagreements up to this point, but I think the biggest reason why we see disagreements is because women and men are raised differently. But, um, yeah. I was lucky not to get a dog girlfriend of my own. I was… I mean, every man's dream. He just wants a gop girlfriend of his own. Okay, that's not every man's dream. I feel like that's a stereotype, you know? Not every guy has a thing for goth chicks. Some guys like ememo, some guys like empreppy, some guys like emcen. It just depends on the guy you talk to Some some guys like blondes some guys like brunettes I'm not that picky She's of age she's clean. She's pretty and we have a great chemistry together shit But I do have a thing for goth chicks. I'm not going to lie. Oof, good gravy. Metalhead chicks, chicks with tattoos. Yeah. Somebody's got to know somebody, can we help him out? Can we help him out? Can we help him out? Can we help him out? Someone's got to know someone, can we help him out? Oh yeah, I get that. That's the whole pity sex mentality. Like, oh come on, the guy's autistic. He hasn't had a girlfriend in three to four years. We gotta know somebody. Can we help this poor guy out? Oh, like I appreciate the gesture, but you know? You can't rush this kind of thing. You know? This whole pity sex mentality that's in our society. This whole pity sex mentality that's in our society. Like, oh, this poor bastard hasn't been laid in three to four years. Could you throw him a bone? You know, this this old dog, I tell you. Fuck off, dude. You okay? Fuck pity sex. Okay, hook up with that person because they're close to your age and you have this attraction to them. Whether it's, you know what I'm saying? If it's physical and mental, they're close to your age and they fit your criteria for what you're looking for in someone, you know? It's ridiculous. Yeah, when I get my YouTube money, I am so getting my guitars fixed. I get my fender spellcaster fixed, my BC Rich Whirlock fixed, but… Eh. Not what happened when it happened, I'm not worried about that. We gotta do it suddenly. We don't want the trolls to go after her, but come on. Somebody's got to do something on me. Sitting there laughing, like, I appreciate the gesture mean, communication. My last girlfriend, summer, who broke up with me because my children are super jealous. Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that? Yes, I am very sure about that. My last girlfriend summer could cook, she could sew, she did tattoos, she listened to heavy metal, and she played video games. You know what I'm saying? My last girlfriend, me and her would be sitting there playing mortal combat on her gaming system, and she literally sat in my lap when we played video games. We didn't give a fuck who won or who lost. We were having fun just bonding and spending time together. I didn't care if she was a little bit older than me or that she had super short hair. You know, people saw how happy me and Summer were together and they were jealous of that. And me being the supportive boyfriend, I'm like, hey Summer, could you give me some Aussie knuckles? I've since had them retouched up at Black Sunday tattoo parlor, but I didn't care if they were going to fade, if they were going to not last very long. I was the fourth person she tattooed. I didn't care. She got into tattooing because of her dad. Her dad has since passed away. So I'm like, hey, you know what? I'm going to be the awesome boyfriend. I get a free tattoo out of it. and I get like, hey, you know what? I'm gonna be the awesome boyfriend. I get a free tattoo out of it. And I get to support my girlfriend. Two birds, one stone. And people saw that shit and they were like, oh my God. And believe me, I got a lot of crap for dating summer because of certain things. and it's just like, you know, I proved to lot of crap for dating summer because of certain things and it's just like You know I prove to the world that despite having Aspergers. I am capable of landing an of-age girlfriend When I was headed before I'll say it again, okay? At the time when my ex was working in a gas station, I walk into said gas station to get a pack of cigarettes. Well, hey, summer, how you doing? Good, how you doing? You know? The conversation up for a bit and then I step outside to pack my smokes open them up and have a smoke she's talking to her co-worker I turn around and I'm not going to lie I was checking her out because you know and her co-worker is like hey that goth dude's checking you out and she said oh I don't care that's my ex I wished I wouldn't have broken up with him. And I'm like, oh, okay, yeah. And these are his exact words. Josh, you're a really awesome and very sweet guy. It's not my girlfriend wants to do YouTube with me, she's more than welcome to. If she doesn't want to be on YouTube, she doesn't have to. I totally understand. But could you imagine if I had a goth girlfriend of my own? And she was sitting on my lap while we did live streams together, just answering comments from people, the internet would explode. They'd be like, holy crap! King Cobra finally got an ovage goth girlfriend of his own? Holy shit! As a bonus I'm telling you what right now if I heard the girlfriend to do YouTube live streams with I would split my YouTube money with her believe that and I thought making six seven eight nine hundred plus dollars on YouTube just doing live streams and hanging out with my fans because people are obsessed with me and I'm cool with it. I'm telling you what dude? I mean like I said if my girlfriend didn't want to do YouTube videos with me she wouldn't have to you know. Right now I'm not in a rush to get a girlfriend. But I am getting an STI check on Monday and I know I'm clean, but just to be sure, you know, wouldn't hurt to check that kind of thing, you know. And at least I'll know, you know, that's just part of being a responsible adult. At least I'll know, you know, that's just part of being a responsible adult. And, um, yeah. But, um, that's neither here nor there. Is there being in a rush to get a girlfriend? I'm in a rush to change the dating scene so it's better for everyone. So when adults are going, hey, you know what? I can talk to women and actually understand where they're coming from on their situation. And when women are saying they can talk to men and talking to them is easy because they understand how they feel, that's the initial goal goal we're fighting for gender equality and we're fighting for gender relations and gender studies here I mean I just found your channel literally two hours ago all that explains it she just found my channel two hours ago yeah that explains it. She just found my channel two hours ago. Yeah, buddy. Oh boy, you're definitely a new fan, I can tell. You know what? Thank you for making this video. Um, you know, I don't want to come off as rude or offensive or any of that in this video, but there are going to be some disagreements some you know and I don't know but it's like having autism I can form a healthy and romantic relationship with a girl close to my age yeah I mean like I didn't know what I didn't care that several years ago was a couple years older than me. We're like one of women or any we just looked past that. What am I doing with my hair? Straightening it out? I think I used to work at. I think I'm going on women? Are you… we just looked past that? No. What are you doing? What are you doing with this? What am I doing with my hair? Straightening it out. At this gas station that summer used to work at. That's not creepy. You know what? That's not creepy. I see it on the counter. You chipped you out for a bit. And then you left. Okay. You stand outside to smoke a cigarette. I see. You're standing outside a cigarette of the gas station that your ex-girlfriend works out? And that's not creepy. Heh heh heh heh heh heh. You know what? That right there. That's what separates men from women, right? No, it's not creepy because, like I said, summer regrets breaking up with me for one. And two, I wasn't going there to stalk her. I was going there to get a pack of smokes. going there to get a pack of smokes. I was going in there to get a pack of smokes. The first time I went in there to get a pack of smokes when summer was working there, I did not know she was working there. I had no freaking clue. I was like, oh look Sinclair, stinkers, you know? She doesn't work there anymore, but I'm just saying, you know. Like, she used to work there, but she don't anymore. And furthermore, I was going in there to get a pack of smokes. And then, oh look, my ex just, you know what I'm saying? That's just a really bad coincidence. Like, oh, that's not creepy at all? No, it depends on your intentions. If you're going in there to harass your ex, that's different, that's just fucked up, okay? Well if you're going in there, to get a pack of smokes, it's different, you know what I'm saying, like, come on. We're talking to one of the co-workers. And I'm on the line checking her out. Yeah. The co-worker was like, that talk to you,, stand behind you,, checking you off. And she said that, and I quote, Oh, you're laughing again. You're laughing again. Do you even… Are you me? You know? You're not me. You don't go through what I go through in my personal life. I'm telling you right now. You don't know what I go through personally? Like, okay, I'm glad I make you laugh, you know, the world could said? Okay, I was literally standing right next to her when I heard her say it. Oh, that's my axe. I wish I wouldn't have broken up with him. You don't think that's what she said? You're sitting there. No. Okay, you weren't there. You don't know. Oh, tell me how mean I am in the comments, but come on. Oh, come on. Okay, you literally just discovered my videos two hours ago prior to filming this video yourself. You know what I'm saying? smoke some more tobacco that sounds fucking healthy now I'm gonna go hang out with some friends after I make this here video I got friends all over town I can hang out with so yeah. You were standing outside of the building of the gas station and you heard all that go down. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know, you claim to be, you claim that, oh, this guy's my new favorite person, oh my god. But meanwhile, you weren't there, okay? I was standing right next to summer when she said that. He can't cross a good thing, he exhale, that's just a statue of the day. My knee too, get it together, don't rush it, it'll come. A patient fisherman catches his fish, I tell you what. Other fish are the sea, and a patient fishing man will catch his fish. And he said that, okay? He could teach a man to fish, he'll be there for a life, right? But catch a man to fish and he'll eat for that night. That's the way I remember that. Okay, she looks confused. Okay, when I say teach a man to fish, he will eat the rest of his life. But you fish for him, he'll eat for the nights. That was a metaphor for the dating scene. If you teach a man how to treat the ladies and you make him understand what it's like for women to go through that crap they go through, give him a perspective on what it would be like and explain it to him and a way he can understand. Okay. you teach him how to date he will find a dating partner for life but if you if you are a wingman and you're trying to find him a partner by yourself he might have a dating partner for like what one night that's the metaphor I was trying to make with that you know how they say other fish in the sea? You know? That's an expression right there. You know? Well, there's some truth to that expression. There are other fish in the sea. You know? So one fish rejects you. So one, you know, I'm saying, I'll try to compare women to animals here, but I'm just saying, that's how the expression goes. Hey man, plenty of fish in the sea. Why stress it? I don't know. I can't. It's… it's five block in the morning. I haven't been to bed yet. Oh, it's five o'clock in the morning, you haven't been to bed yet. So, you're tired on top of it. Well, that would explain a lot. No. Don't wiggle your eyebrows. No. No. No. Don't wiggle your eyebrows. Hey, guess what? They're my eyebrows. I'll wiggle them if I want to. He thinks he's pretty sure he's given the right information. He thinks he's pretty sure he's given the right information. Rider wrong is subject to opinion and opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. like at this point you're thinking to yourself okay if it's five o'clock in the morning you haven't been to bed yet if it's five o'clock in the morning and you haven't been to bed yet then I don't know what I do know is that a lack of sleep can make people delusional when delirious and when you're tired you don't think a hundred percent. When you're tired and you're lacking sleep you're tired so your brain's not going to be functioning on a hundred percent. Oh yeah, well anyways you too, thanks for watching my um, dating advice video, um, subscribe. What is it on his neck? What is on the neck? Are we still on my dog collar? What is, what is on his neck? Oh my god, what is this? Okay, let me just take it off real quick and show you. It's a dog collar with spikes and a bandana to go underneath it. The cowboy from hell look. Yeah, buddy. What is that? It's called a dog collar. If you're not goth, you don't understand and that's cool too, you know? You're not going to have to help me out. I need help with the tattoo and what's around his neck. Talk about more content and I'll catch you cool covers later on that cooking video later. Oh, oh, oh, oh! And he is like the Joe Isotic of the Goth-Cowloon world and I'm so happy I found him and I just had to share him. You all may think I'm crazy. And I will probably be demonetized for his language but I mean that's it. I'm going to link his channel in that video down below. Don't forget men going over there to his video, show him some love, order the tactical soap, go to Walmart with your dad, you'll it for this video. I haven't been to bed. I got a worse time. I hope you have a good day. Stay safe, wash your hands, and I will see you next time. Alright, so now I got the comments because it's just not worth it. Yeah, the video is on a YouTubeer, a female YouTubeer by the name of Leon Michael Michelle. Excuse me. Um… This video to my desktop and well, you know, and this is it, like if women want men to understand what it's like to be a woman, then women should make videos on YouTube, just sharing their personal experiences, like personal to a degree, like you know what I'm saying? Because some men have a hard time understanding what it's like. So I try to listen to, you know, what women are complaining about to get an idea of, you know, what the issues are. You know, for, like, as far as issues facing men, about to get an idea of what women are complaining about when they bitch and moan. You know, as far as issues facing men, I know exactly what that's like. I'm a man myself. But issues facing women, I, you know what I'm saying? So that's why I try to listen to what women are complaining about when they bitch and moan, because, hey, you know, that's how you gain a perspective and if you know oh you're gonna get you monitor I don't even bother monetizing my videos anymore like I don't give a shit if I cuss on YouTube you know I age restrict my videos anyways because I smoke tobacco I drink alcohol and I cuss and tell it like it is.