Original Video: Shon and Saunders episode 2 meeting Rusty

Hey YouTube, this is Gothic King of Chihu and Reverend Chilquist video with Sean Saunders. Now yesterday, I got a um, Cobra sock puppet from my parents' Valentine's Day. It's really cool, actually, I like it. Pepsi throwback. Pretty fucking good. Now throwthings.com I could find out how much it costs to give Sean upgraded to a standard deluxe with raising eyebrows. Because I'm trying to eventually crack some of them before I did a YouTube video and Sean's on a string. So I have to hold him with one hand and the copa sock puppet with the other. It's really difficult but I managed to do it. Anyway, I'll get both my puppets here. I'll start off with um… this is rusty. It's a copa sock puppet. Take the ring off. and um… I'm a particularly huge fan of Valentine's Day. I hate it but it's not because I've never had anyone to spend it with because I've never had anyone to spend it with. It's just my least fair holiday. But I still get you know Valentine's Day gifts to my families. That's always really nice. Anyway this is rusty. On in the hood come on So Rusty, what's your favorite sport? I like the bowl like the bowl. Yeah, I always get strikes ha ha ha ha ha ha Like baseball? No, I always strike out. sucks Like baseball? No, I always strike out. Sucks! Um, now with Sean,.com I have to email them and find out how much it costs I can send Sean into them to the makers and I can get Sean upgrade to us, turn on deluxe upgrade which gives him a hard hollow body, his head can tilt, turn nod, side to side, kind of you know up and down whatever and I can give him raising eyebrows so much I was just going to cost or I find out all I get my instead of and give Sean upgraded body which make it a lot easier if I'm doing Rusty and Sean and the same video and because right now if I do a video like this I have to hold Sean with one hand and then Rusty at the other I call him Rusty I guess because his skin's rusted yeah I in the hood. Anyway I'll get Sean out and I'll give my second ventriloquers show. If you've seen my first ventriloquers show Sean's on this episode one you remember Sean. I hate you. Because he has a string pole dummy, so I'll wrap. I'm sorry if this isn't very good, but I'm working with what I got, you know, because… Shits a bit difficult. I want to show in and rest to your… they hate each other. No shit Sherlock. Okay, come on Sean, be nice. No, no, no. Okay. I have to hold Sean with one hand and the string and then rusty with the other. It's a lot harder than it works, so I'm sorry if this is going to be very good, but fuck it. It's you too, who gives a shit? Stop it, Rusty. but fuck it it's you two who gives a shit stop it rusty okay your child's bad mouth if he's on YouTube, if they are on YouTube watching my channel and all of a sudden they have a bad mouth and you're not good enough parents to say this YouTube user is inappropriate so don't watch this channel so just be warned but anyway also got a box of chocolates for my grandmother for a lot of times day it was gone like two days. So even though I have anyone to spend with it, I really don't honestly care because um, I have no luck with rules whatsoever. You suck, stop it rusty. Heh-h-h-h-h-huh. You're an ass. Hey You, did you a Vinculikas episode? Oh, damn it. But I've learned a long time ago not to worry about small shit like not getting a girlfriend because I am still a virgin and I have a girlfriend on my first date and I just don't care. It used to bug the crap as me, I can't figure out why. But for a list of problems I'm not going to mention on YouTube, because it's a public website, and it's personal. I can't get a girlfriend, and I used to bug the crap at me, but now I don't care, because life's too short, should be worrying about losing my virginity now. I don't care. And when you single, you make more money, really? Enough for that. So… Okay. So Valentine's Day is coming up. Sean, did you get rusting anything? Yeah, I got a flute. You got a flute. You're an ass. Why did you get a flute? You can charm herself. You're an ass. You're an ass. Why is that? Like cousin it was taking my snake charmer. Your cousin was thinking about a snake charmer. Yep. Do you fangen everything? Fucking an asshole. Okay, Rusty, do you get Sean and anything? anything Valentine's Day? I got his ass a sex dog because you're getting laid in a time and said, fuck you! You're going to turn off. Well Sean you're a good-looking guy why can't you get laid? Well I work at a theater home you work at a funeral? Yeah so they're gonna turn off. All you work at a funeral home? Yep I'm used to seeing assholes and no lives and tonight's no exception stop it Sean. fuck you! Okay you do knock it off. So Sean did you have an apartment? Yep.. You have an apartment? Yep. You live above your funeral home, don't you? It's not mine. You work for the funeral home. Yep. Oh, see, have an apartment above the funeral home you are, yep, rents cheap and there's no noise neither is… ha ha! No noise neighbor is nice. Nah. I'm going to eat you too. You're so rusty. You're so rusty, that's not what your lawn said. Oh, fuck you! Come on, you too. behave. Can I eat him? You're not going to eat Sean. Are you sure? I'm positive. Yeah, I don't want to your ass over the shovel. Come on, would you two behave? behave. No, kiss my ass. You don't have an ass. Oh, you're right, I don't think the air has to go over the shovel. Come on, would you two behave? No, kiss my ass. You don't have an ass. Oh, you're right, I don't. Wow. Put your tail in the air like I just don't care. I'm in the hood. Ha ha! So you work at a funeral home Sean? Yes I do. You like what can I figure home? It's all right. It's good money. I honestly know Kravo from dirty jobs. Do you want? Oh go to the funeral home? Yeah. Then we're kind of cool to see my crap on doing jobs. Go to a funeral home. It'd be interesting, wouldn't it? It's certainly a dirty job. You don't know the half of it. The job sucks. Why is it suck? It's really sad. I just see all kinds of people at the funeral home. Oh, you mean people you work on? Yeah. involving in-time for the funeral, they um, they clean up the bodies, they injecting with the bombing fluid, and they, um, they clean up the bodies, they inject them with the bombing fluid, and they put them in the freezer, and then when the, comes time for the funeral, they um, put makeup on, give them my nice haircut, and put them in the casket, like playing dress up, dress up, Sean, ha ha ha, if it sucks. You do suck. Like clean, dress up. Sean. You're nasty. You're an ass. Fuck you. You know, fuck you. So, um… I didn't plan this far ahead, so… Sorry if it sucks. You do suck. Stop it, rusty. A-huh. Asshole. Yeah. Heh. So anyway, this is, um, Sean, my dummy, he's a pullstring. Yeah, I'm a pullstring. You're a pullstring? Yes, he is. Ah, fuck you, asshole. Come on, you too. be nice. What? I'm on the hood, get it. Hood? I'm so gangster. You're gangster? Oh, hell yeah. I roll with my homies. Who are your homies? I know a guy is a rattlesake. You know a rattlesnake. They're like cousins. Oh, that's true. Because Vipers and Copers are in the same family as, because they're both fang fan of snakes. No shit, Sherlock, asshole. Fuck you. I'm going to eat you. Oh, feed your ass to a long goose. Come on, you two behave. You're an ass. I'm a coder, I'm not an ass. If I was an ass, I'd be a donkey. He-ha! He-ha! This video is going to suck so much ass. Come So you can't get a date. Sean, why is that? Because I work at a funeral home. You work at a funeral home? Yeah, chicks are out of the creek. They find out creepy. Yes, they do. Well, so how much is wrench? Yes, they do. well, so how much is wrench? Oh, how much is wrench? Oh, my apartment. Yeah, you live in a creepy. No noise neither. I say, huh? I can learn on music. You can play your musical music. What kind of music? You listen to Creative of Filth. They're awesome. Yes, they honestly. You too, like Creative of filth. You have something in common. I know. I want to try it, yeah. A ghost, a fool! That's pretty good, thank you. How about you, Sean? Can you sing a danny film? Sure, I'll try. In fact, I'm… Nice, you guys are good, thank you. Ishaon stack, stop it! Anyway, that was, um, I only end this video because it's just, I don't know how funny is going to be able to watch it because I'm making a video and previewing it. Nice shirt. Oh my, you like a shirt. You like a lot of these shirt. He's one of my idols. Who's your other idols? My musical is Danny Phil when I was yelling. And you've got a good taste in music.. I know I know I know I know I know I know this shirt for sale and hot topic, I got it. There was Justin B.R. Shrits in Hot Topic. Fuck, Justin Dither. He's a faggin'. Now you too, come on, let's not be like that. I can't figure why he's neat, he's thanist. I can't figure, figured out, yeah, he sucks. I know he sucks, nah, nah, nah pretty funny, was it? Yeah, it was all right. That's good. Could you two stop burping and farting my face? No, kiss my ass. You're stuffed ass. Nice stuff ass. You have an ass. I know you do. Come on, you too. Don't you Sean? Eat any Sean? Eat shit. Hey, come on. You two be nice. Well, you have it. There's Rusty. What's up? And my Cobra sock puppet. Yeah. And this is Sean. What's up? Say bye guys…… And this is Sean. What's up? Say bye guys, die guys, come on Rusty, Thaw YouTube, Thaw YouTube. And then you have it, Rusty and Sean, my puppets. How about some guitar playing before I end this video? If you like my ventricular guitar, I'll episode 2 meets Meeting Rusty. And if you want more awesome guitar playing check on my channel and subscribe to me really great. Yeah! Thanks for watching. Peace. Thanks. Thanks for watching. Peace.