Original Video: food review and drink review

What is up? Fellow Yewtobers got you on Quick Time Player. I'm also doing a live video on Facebook so that when my fans can see this YouTube video before it hits YouTube. fun Saturday summer's Eve. Here to do a food review and drink combination. Right now I'm on Facebook Live and doing a YouTube video that's why there's an echo on my Facebook Live but I don't think people mind too much. So I had like four fans approached me earlier when I was moving bounce houses. I want to give a shout out to Cody and his friends. I do apologize if I forgot the rest of your names. I'm horrible with names. Okay, so yeah, they bought me a pack of uh, NxT and they took a picture with me and they were just super happy to meet me. So that's cool. You know, if you're a fan of the videos and you see me in public, I'll be afraid to stop and they were just super happy to meet me. So that's cool You know if you're a fan of the videos and you see me in public, I'll be afraid to stop and say hi You know I'm always down to talk to my fans Now today's food review comes courtesy of Little Caesars. We've got some crazy bread, we've got some butter and garlic sauce, and we've got an extra most asbestos pizza. So we're going to set six down for a second. All right, so this here, YouTube, is an extra most bestest pizza. I got this after a little of the seasons over on 2nd Street. Which one is it? Let's open it up and find out. Boom! There's that money shot, YouTube. Look at it. Look how tasty that is. Look at it. I want you to look at it. All right. This right here, YouTube and Facebook is an extra- bestest pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Extra cheese, extra mushrooms, extra pepperoni. Unfortunately, Lofenjag no longer sells pizza. So that bacon pizza I love so much I can no longer get it. Which sucks, but that's Lofenjag's loss. That is straight up Lof loaf and jugs loss. That is straight up loaf and jugs loss. I'll be going to Little Caesars or Charlie Tees or Rokas or wherever else from now on to get pizza because you know what I'm saying? Oh if you're a local cast for citizen you got check out Charlie Tees and rockets man good pizza good pizza so all my extra most best is pizza with extra cheese extra pepperoni extra mushrooms I'll take that buttery garlic sauce I want to smear that bitch all over there oh yeah I don't do a fuck of this is high in calories you got one life live it live it oh yeah, oh yeah, swirl oh yeah, oh yeah, swirl it on there oh yeah I don't know about you, you, TV, and Facebook, but whenever I order a pizza from a fast food restaurant, I like to take garlic butter and just smear it all over my pizza, man. This will make it extra tasty, extra salty, extra greasy, man. Oh my God, that is just so fucking beautiful you know this pizza was a hot goth chicken or 20s I'd fuck it because that's how beautiful this pizza looking right now I'm just saying hmm hmm hmm and that never gets old. Whenever people in this town find out I like a chick, they gotta give me shit about it. I hear him talking behind their back. Oh, he likes so and so. Oh, that's dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada. And it's like, what are we in junior fucking high? Like seriously? Some of the chicks that I'm kind of crushing on here in town, you wouldn't blame me for doing it to be honest, man. Oh, just saying, there's some cute ass chicks in town, YouTube. Hmm. All right, let's kind of close up of that to pizza with all the garlic goodness on there. There's that pizza all covered in garlic butter. Oh yeah, look at that. Unhealthy, artery clogging, greasy goodness. Now if I could put two more toppings on this mushroom pepperoni pizza I'd probably add like bacon and maybe sausage but I'm not gonna bitch because Little Caesar's makes damn good pizza. You feel me? Facebook and YouTube? Now before we get into reviewing the extra most bestest pizza I want to set this to the sign. reviewing the extra most bestest pizza. I'm going to set this to the side just like that. And right now I got my trash can right over here because I'm working on lawns for the fourth batch that's going on Etsy. Now the fourth batch of lawns YouTube is going to contain 20 wands. And right now I'm down to carving and painting the last two. All the other wands just need to be podged. So I'm in a good spot with my wands right now. Crazy bread! Are you crazy hungry for that crazy bread? Are you crazy hungry for that crazy bread? Show that logo. Free advertising. Get it's good. I am just a humble and sexy one making goth bachelor who plays a mean guitar. But these are but my humble opinions. Oh yes. Oh my god, that is awesome. When you open up a fresh bag of crazy bread this that smells waffling out of the bag, YouTube. Oh. Here's where it looks like inside the bag. Oh, look at that. Look at that. I want you to look at it, YouTube. I want you to sniff it. I want you to look at it, I want you to eat it. Yeah. Look at that crazy bread. I walked in their order and they're like, well that'll be about five, six minutes. I'm like, all right, so I walk over to Conoco next door to see if they have… and they don't have the monster and they do carry the brisk tea I was looking for but they didn't have any on the shelf. So I have walking back over to the little Caesars, getting my pizza, as I already paid for it. And then I got it right over to the Sinclair. I got the brisk tea and the monster I need to make this drink combination for YouTube so stick around for the awesomeness man. We're not just doing an awesome food review we'd win an awesome drink combo. Oh right now the smell coming off this crazy bread. Mmm if you've ever been to Little Caesars and, if you've ever had crazy bread, you know exactly what I'm talking about people. Oh man, I can't take it. The smells make my mouth water. Oh yeah. Most of you are like, oh but we've seen you review, we will see this before. Yeah, I'm sure you have, but this right here is for all my international fans across the pond. Because I have fans all over the world, and, sucks to be them, but there are parts of the world where Little Caesar is, just doesn't exist. You know, not sucks. Oh yeah. I have absolutely 100% crazy, I bought Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I have absolutely 100% crazy about crazy bread. YouTube. Oh, that is so good. describe the taste. warm, savory, chewy. Mm. You got the promisot cheese, they sprinkle on the top of it with that garlicky buttery sauce that they put on the crazy bread. It's moist, it's chewy, fresh under the oven. It's not too moist, it's got a little, you know what I'm saying. Oh, oh my God. Look at the other side of that crazy bread. Let's get the close up of that. Oh yeah, look at that Facebook and YouTube. Look at that crazy bread. If you order crazy bread, watch this peel upon us. Oh yeah, look at that. Cheke-cheke-cheke-cheke-t-t-tke-t-tke-t-tke-tke-tke-tke-tke-tke-tke-tou-tou-tout-tou-tou-tou-tou-tou-tou-tou-tou-tou-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t But if you live in the States and you have not been to Little Cesar's, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have any idea how good crazy bread is and the crazy love it has? Oh yeah. Little Caesars, you do it right with your crazy bread. Legately, Little Caesars, you do it right. Your crazy bread is the best. the best. Now of course if if you want they also come with delicious marinara sauce, I don't know a second. There you go. So we tried the breadsticks without the marinera sauce several times. Warm, chewy, delicious goodness. And now we're about to take this last big old chunk of breadstick and we're going to use this to clean up most of the marinera sauce here so it don't go to waste. All right Facebook. And you too. And you too. Donk it. Dip it. He's gonna close up with that. Look at that. Look at it. Look at it. Mmm. If I can describe this, tomato sauce. this is nice and thick but it's not nice consistency the sauce it's got a nice consistency the sauce is nice and thick but it's not too thick it's a nice bounce between running and thick but it's not too thick it's nice balance between nice and thick, but it's not too thick. It's a nice bounce between runny and thick. like spaghetti sauce for instance. It kind of has that similar taste to it with the seasoning and the basil and this and that. Mm. But oh yeah, their tomato sauce is pretty good. And now if I had to choose between going with or without tomato sauce, I mean I'm not picky. I mean I'll use it if it's offered, you know what I'm saying, but… Mmm. Mmm. It's good out of the way. Mmm. That crazy bread is pretty good stuff, YouTube already starting to feel kind of full. But there's that bestest extra most bestest pepperoni mushroom pizza smothered in two packets of garlic and butter and goodness. Oh yeah. Oh. This piece just looks so good I don't want to break it apart and eat it but… That's all right. There we go. Yeah, pull apart. There we go. Oh, the reason why, excuse me, the reason why I saved this for last, let that butter kind of, I want that garlic butter to solidify just a wee bit on the pizza. But here's, we got a slice of it. Oh, that looks good, don't it? Hmm. Hold on, let's get a slice of it. Oh, that looks good, don't it? Hmm. Hold on, let's get a bite of this. Oh my. You know for cheap convenience pizza this is actually pretty good. You got the chewing from the cross giving an nice base consistency. Just a very light sauce. And then you got the chewing from the cheese, the pepperoni, the mushrooms. And the flavor coming off the butter, the garlic you butter, with these mushrooms, oh yeah, that's getting full man. I'm not just eating one piece to stick the rest of this in the fridge for later. Yeah. and don't eat them but too bad these aren't the fun kind of mushrooms the ones you drink with orange juice or lemonade if you catch my draft talking about psychedelic mushrooms man If you're going to do mushrooms, try being a good mood. And make sure you know your mushrooms before you get them. Seriously, you can look it up. Which mushrooms are safe to eat and make you tri balls and see colors and have a good time. You can Google that shit. They have an online botany of what those look like and stuff like that. So that way you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And if you do them, sit down in a comfortable environment, relax, you know, enjoy yourself. Do an irresponsible environment and be responsible when you're doing it. You know, don't go operating heavy machinery or driving or anything stupid like that. Oh, but what if I get hungry? Well, then order a fucking pizza. Like, people get fucking drunk or stupid stone, and then they go driving, and, you know. Shit. You know what I'm saying? Like if you're too stone to dry, then don't do it. This is where we have take out and order. The food that you can order, like you get too stone to dry, you can order a piece of your golden dude. That shit shows right to your fucking door. Well, not a little seizure is but… still. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's so good. So greasy and so good. Mm. Yeah, I'm getting full. I want to eat this one piece and put the rest for later, man. I'll have breakfast and lunch tomorrow. Hell fucking, yeah. Facebook and YouTube. Now I'm saying? Then you got her daughter secretly crushing on you too and it's like, damn! Now. That logo. Yeah. Oh, and drink combination time now, ladies and gentlemen. I could drink an empty stomach that would fuck me up massively, but… Well, that also makes it so you puke a lot faster if you're not careful. I've done that before. I drank half a bottle of red wine on empty stomach. So we're up all for my homeys bathroom. I felt so bad about that. But they forgave me obviously, I'm just saying. All right, I'll move… my stuff out of the way here like my keyboard, and I move just saying. All right. I'll move my stuff out of the way here, like my keyboard, and I'll move that forward so I can put everything in front of me here. That's a sexy wand of mine. Oh man. After a whole, a whole thing of crazy bread and one slash of pizza man, oh yeah. You know what I was saying? So if you got like three or four people… And… one or two things of crazy bread. Boom you know what I'm saying I definitely have to have a cigarette after that and I do apologize but I forgot the names I said I was gonna give some shout-outs but earlier one earlier YouTube when I was moving bounce houses I had four fans approached me here in town and they stopped to take a picture with me and they bought me a pack of Nx-T's and unfortunately I'm horrible with names but I want to give a shout to Cody and his friends you know thanks for the pack of smoke, you guys. And, um, it's cool meeting you, you know. Like I said, Facebook, YouTube. If you're a fan of the videos and you see me in public, you know, I'm never to stuck up to talk to fans, you know what I'm saying? I'm very down to Earth when it comes to meeting my fans. you know what I'm saying? I'm very down to earth when it comes to meeting my fans. You know what I'm saying? my Faukner or yeah full F-A-U-L-K-Fulkner F-A-U-L-K-N-E-R and his little brother Cameron. and his little brother Cameron. I'm sending a circle of healing to Eli's little brother Cameron. I'm sending a circle of healing to Eli's little brother. May he recover from his cancer. In fact, this first string I'm going to pour is for Eli's little brother. That always bums me out man. I hear about fans and friends of mine who are struggling in life, you know, and it makes me grateful for the things that I have as for the things I don't have. Man that was Oh for an Nxte after some delicious pizza. Yeah, buddy So what are we got in tonight's drink combination with some with I pretty much spent all my money Um, something to eat and something to drink because, uh, yeah, I haven't had alcohol in the long last time I haven't done a serious drink combination for YouTube in quite some time. Then Cobra Kalatas though, those are pretty good. Now the Cobra Kalatas only had four drinks in one, which is Mountain Dew, Baja Blast, Mountain Dew White label, and then I took mango rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum and pineapple rum I took mango rum and pineapple rum from Malibu and mixed all four of those together. It could be Malibu or Captain Morgan it don't matter as long as it's mango and pineapple rums. And the two all four of those mixed together are pretty good. What's up Calvin? Chit chat with my fans on Facebook live while I film this video for YouTube and Facebook. Okay I wanna take… Oh, hold on a second, there we go. I wanna take, um, there we go. I wanna take, um, there we go. I want to take, um, there we go. Move, there we go. That way I can move, the, uh… both videos and read the chat at the same time. I'm doing good, Rattle St. Randy. Um, filming a, uh, drink combo for YouTube. What's going on in our drink combination? Well, we gotta have our alcohols, so we got Bacardi, Lemour. This is Lemon, okay, Lemon-flavored Bacardi. Show that logo. You got the Bacardi Bat full in effect. There's the Bacardi Bat.. that's their mascot. show that logo. You got the Baccardi bat full in effect. There's the Baccardi bat. That's their mascot, show that logo. Now I'm not sponsored by any of the people or companies that I'm advertising in this video. But we also got Monster Rehab. T plus Lemb. Oh've got the hiccups. Monster Rehab, T plus Lemonade, plus Energy. That's weird, my voice has changed for a second. There we go. And of course, some brisk lemon-iced tea. Man, I drank this tea a lot when I was a kid, man, this shit takes me back. some brisk lemon iced tea. Man, I drank this tea a lot when I was a kid, man. This shit takes me back. What do you think? Yeah, this will be a little bit bigger because we got more drinks mixed into it. If it was just like one or two combination,, one third monster, one third tea. There you go. Easy enough. You don't need an app or anything to measure it's just common sense. Oh, before I crack open the bottle, let's spank the demons. Wake the spirits, or whatever you want to call it. Mmm. But how does Picardy Lenore taste? Well, let's have a squir- I've had it before. It's quite delicious. Do a shot of it straight. To Eli's brother beating cancer. Cheers. Oh Oh! I'm making your throat, it's like, oh, yeah. This is considered silver rum. That's like a mics-hard lemonade, had a really, really strong and attractive cousin. If I could describe the taste of that Picardy, here I had, like lemon jawbreakers. Yeah, that's where it tastes like. It's got that lemon, that lemon jawbreakers sort of taste to it. It tastes good, but it's got a nice burn to it. All right combination time baby. There we go. One third Bacardi. One third monster rehab, T plus lemonade. Now both the monster rehab, T plus lemonade. Now both the monster and the brisk ice tier lemonade flavored., so these are the monster and the brisk, iced here lemonade flavored. So these are designed to complement the taste of the precardi quite nicely. I haven't tried this combination yet, but chances are, it's going to taste good. Let's give a squisel of that monster. Mmm. Mmm. I taste just like lemonade. Very, very sweet lemonade. Like, it tastes really like sweet lemonade ice tea mixed together. That's delicious. All right, so we've got one third on that. Right there I leave just enough room for our brisk. What's a Jewish person's favorite tea? Brisk? Oh! Oh. And who says Jewish jokes have to be offensive? There we go. Brisk Lemon tea right there, ladies and gentlemen. Show that logo. Boom. Oh yeah, that's ice cold tea drinking goodness right there on a hot summer's day. That hits the back of your throat. Ice cold lemon tea sweet goodness. All right. Top that off with some much precardi on that. Like there is such a thing. Oh, you pour a little too much precardi on that. Like there is such a thing. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that's all right. I drink a little stiff, but… Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Oh. Here we go. Cheers, Facebook and YouTube. That is mixed very nicely. You can taste the Picardy, you can taste the tea and the monster. Like you pretty much, you can taste the lemon coming from all three. You can taste the lemon coming from all three You can taste the tea coming from the monster and the brisk combined together That sounds and tastes really good. That sounded good. I wanted to try and I'm like y'all Oh, I was right. You got the taste of the tea and the lemon. All three lemon flavors coming together in perfect harmony. And then you can taste the Bacardi, which gives a little bit of a bite to go of that tea. I'll have to call this a Cobra's Lemon Long Island tea. Cheers. Cobra's Lemon Long Island, tea. Cheers. Copers, Lemon, Long Island, tea. That's a mouthful. Mmm. Yo, that drink combination is good. I'm liking that. This is the kind of lemonade you ain't gonna find that your kids lemonade stand, that's for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well I do declare that during combination is While I do declare that during combination is modified. Mighty fine indeed. Cool beans man About two weeks ago when I was moving bounce houses, I went to Douglas and mom Angie took a picture of me standing in front of a clock tower in Douglas. Well she took a couple just to get it just right, you know what I'm saying? And you can see me and she posted those five pictures that she took of me standing in front of it. That's one of two clock towers in the state of Wyoming. That's one of two clock towers in the state clock tower and me standing in front of it and just a little section right there and I want to cut it out, square it off and add some more stuff to it, you know, and say and make the album cover look spooky and sinister. Of this one you can see me in the middle of going like this like yeah you know what I'm saying is that one. So thank you Angie for sending those pictures much obliged. Now I can use I'm gonna like the picture that I'm using for the album cover. There we go. Cool. Mmm. Yeah. I'm liking that combination, you know, that's pretty fresh. Hell, yeah. I would play a little bit of guitar for my video but and a little too late for my video but a little too late in the evening for that. Oh boy. I'm There we go. Oh, the pizza was delicious. The drink combination's popping. Yeah, fill in a video for YouTube and Facebook. my drink combo and food review This is a… King Cobra JFS back at you with another video. 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