Smoke and a rant

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What's crack I whacking YouTube? I see a gorgeous crow or raven-type bird just chilling out in the parking lot. Hell yeah. A bit overcast sort of date. Oh I hear them. Hello Mr. Crow or Mrs. Crow. We don't want to assume your gender. You might trigger the crows. It's definitely a crow. Ah! Ah! It's… It's a…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Yes, it's a crow, right? I need to have a cigarette, because of this shit, Hey, they made a friend, cool. So what the freak is up Cobra's Asperger's, let me tell you this. Will Smith had to apologize for defending his wife speaking of Asperger's I farted No, get the fuck out of here with that YouTube Is a man's job and privilege and right to respect and defend women, especially his woman. And in turn women should do this, women should do the same for men in that respect. That's called gender equality. Will Smith and his wife came up publicly as having an open marriage and as long as they ain't a sick bastard, who gives us shit? Furthermore, what if Will Smith's wife had cancer and that's why she lost her hair? You should look a huge dick for doing that, wouldn't you? What I would have said was, hey Chris Rock, how come you're not here with your wife? And then I would have added insult to injury in all literal sense. If I had someone trashed talking to my wife, dude, and you man, I'm not apologizing, I would have literally insulted them back and then done the same thing Will Smith did. And then I was told, hey, you have to apologize for it? I'm like, no, fuck you man, I'm not apologizing for sticking up for my of age wife. man I'm not apologizing for sticking up for my of age wife. I get made fun of her being bald. So you know what I'm saying? I don't have what Will Smith's wife has. But that's the principle of the matter, dude. He only did it because it was his career and he didn't want to see it get canceled culture because he stood up for his wife. You stick up for your wife and you stick up for your wife and you a man and you get told you're being a cocky violent male you don't say anything then you're a piece of shit you should stick up for your wife so it's needed. Now you hear of all these women on buzzfeed bitching about how chivalry is dead. You expect men to be gentlemen, then stop simping us for trying to be nice. Stop assuming we're just doing it because we want to get down your pants. There are some athlete guys who do that crap, but to be fair, there are women out there who give you sex just because they want a wedding ring. And those women are called gold diggers.