Original Video: Smoking a cigar and telling it like it is

What is up fellow Youtubers? So, in my last video I talked about how I was uploading a video. I was one of the biggest complaints I've heard. Men and women say about each other. And I deleted that video because, well, I was just a little too real with that video. You know, when you're so sure it hurts red pill mentality, it gets to a point where it's just some people just can't handle it because you're too honest, you know. But yeah, this is the last cigar in my variety pack. It comes from Nicaragua, and yeah, it's a nice fat stogie. I got it pre-cut already. Plus trustee cigar cutter. See how there's still plenty of cap left on the back of it. I didn't cut that much with this one right here just enough to to, just enough to make it easy to draw out of, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Let's give it to go, shall we? I think my favorite cigar out of this variety pack was the bone shaker. That bone shaker cigar was pretty good. Although I like them all like all the all the cigars that I've tried in that variety pack were delicious so it was hard to pick a favorite but out of all of them I think my favorite would definitely have to be the bone shaker that bone shaker cigar is pretty damn good I got the window wide open because these things these things can get to be a bit much If you're a chick and you hear some dude make some obnoxious comments about another chick, that does not mean you should feel self-conscious about your body. I don't care. Stop comparing yourselves to other people. Stop comparing yourselves to other men. And you'll see women comparing themselves to men and other women. And I'm sick of it. You see women comparing themselves to other women and of course to men. And then you see men comparing themselves to other women and of course to men. And then you see men comparing themselves to other women and of course to men. And then you see men comparing themselves to other women and of course to men and then you see men comparing themselves to other men and I'm sick of it dude be happy with what you got if you're a kid don't be in a rush to grow up trust and believe that take time to enjoy being a kid because it's not going to last. You know what I unwrapped it. It had this wooden sleeve on it. It took the wooden sleeve off and it had this extra band underneath here. I took the extra band off. And, um, yeah, this one's pretty good too. Let's get a close up of that, uh, label, of that band. Oh, isn't that pretty? Yeah. Yeah! That's got a little bit of bite going down. Hell yeah! Cigar smoking is for adults who are old enough to smoke and trust and believe if you've never even smoked a cigarette, the first time smoking a big fat cigar you go to inhale that son of a bitch you're going to cough your ass off. Three or four hits in you're going to're like nope mmm one of my my friend um my friend Jeremy Rogers you know him as roster Jeremy right well roster Jeremy's girlfriend wife whatever you want to call her she spokes and she's like I want to try a cigar. So I'm like, all right, I gave her a Philly's Titan cigar. Well, I gave it to Jeremy to take home to her. And the Philly's Titan cigar is pre-cut. You know, something like this would be a bit more high-end, a bit more harsher because you've got to pre-end, a bit more harsher because you got a pre- it's not pre-cut, you have to cut it yourself. So when I, last time, last couple of times when I went over to see Jeremy I was like, so, April how'd you like that cigar? And she goes, oh, I took three drags off of it and I was done. I was like, yeah, I imagine that was gonna happen. Most people can't handle cigars that are pretty harsh. But I'm like, you still have the roach for that? She goes, yeah, you want it? I'm like, fucking A, hell yeah, I do. And she goes, all right. So she gives me the cigar roach and I ended up smoking it. And Shula took like two or three drags off of it. So yeah. But this on the other hand is a fresh cigar. The last one in my variety pack. Like I said, I think I liked all the cigars that were given to me in that variety pack. Each one was uniquely its own. But picking between all those delicious cigars are in my variety pack, that's tough. But above all, I think my favorite out of all of them was the bone shaker. Bone shaker cigars are pretty good and nice or thick, you know, yeah. It's a glorious spring day and conditions are just right for collecting a bunch of sticks. I'll be collecting them. I'll be collecting the sticks to turn into wands. I'll have my next batch. So… Gotta keep that business afloat man. Yeah. And speaking of my wand business, let's go to… Yeah. I like seeing all of the reviews that review. I like seeing all of the reviews that I get on Etsy and Carla definitely put a decent review up on here. She's like fellow warlocks despite practicing magic for only a year I could almost I can attest to the potency of the spells cast by Cobra craft wands in addition to being the the most powerful Wands on the market, they are also beautiful pieces of art. And durable, she writes, I was gifted a competitor's Etsy wand, and it snapped after only one day. I sleep with all my Cobra Craft wands under my pillow for protection and none have snapped. I can't recommend these wands enough. This is my fourth purchase and I'm excited for future batches. That was the Valentine's Day pink wand that I made. That's most definitely what's up. So thank you for that review, Carla. I appreciate that. From assumed visions, thanks again Josh, this pipe wand rules about to light up an ounce of green crack. Hella, man. I mean yeah, you can smoke like a little sneak of toke, a joke, where it's illegal, do so at your own risk. They're primarily made for smoking tobacco out of. I mean making wands with like a little sneak of toke built into the handle is the concept I came up with and um… Excuse me. And well… Excuse me. Well… If I find the stick thick enough I might add another pipe wand to this batch. Keep in mind, once it's gone, it's gone, you know, this will depend on… Yeah. This will depend on a lot of things. My bacon cheese burger, Calzone Pizza, was delicious. However, the only thing I should have done were two things. I should have cooked it just a little bit longer because the bottom of it was kind of doughy. But stiff enough you could eat it. And maybe use like a little bit less seasoning next time. Like the seasonings were well placed for flavor wise. But maybe next time so much of it you know but other than that it was actually pretty good I could do a cheddar bacon pizza burger for a cooking video as I don't have the cheese I would normally use for a cardinal chocolate burger, but… That's all right. That's quite all right. I don't know. I don't know. I do need to get some more wands done though, A-S-A-P. That way we can make some of that money. the video. Ladies, just because you hear a guy say, oh this other chick has nice boobs blah blah blah blah. That doesn't mean you should feel self-conscious about what you have or being a hurry to get them, that sort of thing. You know, what I'm saying, just take time to and enjoy, you know, being a kid and such. Yeah. You know, and this is the thing of it, when little girls look up to older females, will have this beauty standard set in their head. Like, Don't fucking worry about it. Oh yeah, YouTube, I cut this cigar so beautifully, nice even cut almost. Or maybe it's a little bit crooked, but… If you know it looks pretty good for the most part. It's like a little bit crooked, know, it looks pretty good for the most part. It's like a little bit crooked, but yeah. If anything, you know, you just, like I said, you should be more focused on a career. Which I'll admit, when the girl I wanted to ask out told me no because my trolls or assoles basically, you know, that sort of thing. It led me to think, you know what, I'm not worried about dating right now. It'll happen when it happens dude I'm not going to focus on it. I get so sick and tired of hearing people say Josh needs some pussy and I'm like no I don't. Sex is not a need it's a want. I could sit here and say, I need a Lamborghini with gold spinning rims. Because fuck my bike in my feet, right? Ff. And the thing we need to realize as a society is these little habits that we've gotten into, is way of saying things like, oh, that guy needs to get laid, or that chick needs to get laid. Like, nobody needs to get later, that chick needs to get laid, like nobody needs to get laid. It's not a need, it's a want, okay? It's not a requirement like water or breathing, you know what I'm saying? Come on. Don't get me wrong, a smoking hot goth chicken in the 20s, that'd be pretty sweet. But, um… Yeah. Oh…… Oh…… Oh… Oh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… But, um, yeah. On the right opportunity arises, then take it. But until then, you gotta wait patiently. At least in my, in my vote, you know. You know I heard these rumors going around town and people would be like oh she lost interest and I'm like they're just talking shit whatever dude and they kept on saying it everywhere I go oh so-and-so lost interest and I'm like I finally just said fuck it if I didn't hear it from the person's mouth themselves then I'm not gonna the assoles around town. said, fuck it. If I didn't hear it from the person's mouth themselves, then I'm not going to believe the assholes around town. So I went and found out for myself and I was like, well, damn, that sucks. These tools might have thought, oh, we stopped him from dating, ha ha, ha, no, you just stopped me from dating the chick I wanted to date. And it's sad because she wants to date me too, but she can't because, you know, certain circumstances. No, you haven't stopped me from dating you stupid trolls. You might have thought to yourself, oh we won. We fucking won, ha ha ha! Fuck them, fuck the trolls, dude. You don't have to have sex with a bunch of women to be considered a ladies man. This is something that most people don't realize. A lot of men think, oh well, you have to fuck a bunch of pussy to be considered a ladies man. I'm like, not necessarily. You can be a ladies man. I'm like not necessarily. You can be a ladies man without having to have sex with a single one of them. If you can develop an emotional connection with that woman and if she still talks about you X amount of days later. You know what I'm saying? You've made a good impression. Hmm. This, this Nicawagarin cigar is pretty good. I'm not quite sure in the flavor profile though. That's kind of hard to pinpoint. The same thing for dudes too. The same thing for dudes too. If you see chicks making obnoxious comments about a dude's body, just be like, well ain't that hypocritical as fucked because a dude's body. Just be like, well ain't that hypocritical as fucked, because I guarantee you, women everywhere get so pissed off when men make obnoxious comments about their bodies, like, oh hey honey, nice tits, or hey honey, nice ass. You're just a male pig, fuck you! And then you turn around, that same chicks making comments about some dude's ass and tight jeans like ain't that a bitch or some chicks watching the movie with their galpals at the movie theater sitting right in front of you and it's an action-packed movie in the main the main hero takes off his shirt and he's all ripped his shit and you hear all these chicks in the front row making obnoxious dirty sexual comments about the dude ripping his shirt off and what what they'd like him to do to her and her and her and her and her and such and such you know but yet somehow it's okay when women make obnoxious comments about a man's body but somehow it's okay when women make obnoxious comments about a man's body, but it's never okay when a man does it. That right there is classic definition of hypocrisy. Why is it, YouTube, that a woman can make obnoxious comments about the bulge in your pants. Women can say, oh hey, nice bulge. But you turn around, oh hey honey, nice boobs, or nice butt. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, about the deal. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is one of those reasons why I'm deciding I've decided to take a break from dating because at this point I haven't had companionship in a year in five months so at this point know, I'm better off just waiting patiently at this point. But it's one of the things that irritates me about the dating scene, the hypocrisies of the dating scene. It's irritating YouTube. Women bitch about gender equality but then they expect men to make the first move and then most of them some of them will expect men to pay for everything. If most if not some to most of them expect you as a man to make the first move to pay for everything that's not really gender equality is it? No the fuck it isn't. So, however, here's my take on it. If you have a girl that you have with you on a date and she offers to pay for the whole meal, like screw that. I'll pay for half of it. You can pay for half of it. Okay, screw that, I'll pay for half of it, you can pay for half of it. Okay, cool. You know, straight up. If you're on a date with an independent woman and she wants to pay for the whole meal herself, offer to pay for half of it. I mean, she says, and what if she says, well next time you buy me the dinner? Okay, that works too, you know. But the fact that you offered to pay for half of it, that shows her that you're a team player. And when it comes to a successful romantic relationship, it's a 50-50 from both haves. You can't expect one sex to do it all. You know, you got to give and take. Don't take too much, don't give too much. putting training wheels on your bicycle It sort of prepares you for what married life is like It's only a small taste of it because think about it You've been dating your girlfriend for four months What do you want to eat for dinner tonight? I don't know it sounds good to you. Sounds awful a lot like marriage doesn't it? ha, that's like taking the training wheels off your bike and saying, all right, big leagues now. Let's see how long I can stay on this bike without falling off and scraping the fuck out of my knee. Uh-huh. And believe me, when you're learning to ride a bike, it's frustrating. You see everybody else riding a bike, that freedom, independence. You want to ride that bike so bad, because you're like, all my friends are riding a bike around the park. Why can't I do that? It's just because you haven't learned how yet. So you practice, practice, practice, and how many times you've fallen off, scraped your elbows, scapped your knees. At some point you're going to want to quit. But here's the thing of it. You don't quit. I don't care how tough it gets. I don't want to hear any fucking excuses. You get back up on that bike and you learn how to ride that damn thing until you mastered it. And that's true for anything really. It doesn't matter if you're learning how to ride a bike, if you're learning how to ride a bike, or if you're trying to get a girlfriend, or if you're trying to get a job, you're trying to get a house, you're gonna fail. And it's the sucky part about life, you're gonna fail. You're gonna apply for how many jobs before you get that one that you let that you have for a couple years, you know? And you know what I'm saying? So learning how to ride a bike is kind of like the building stone to teaching children the importance of try your best and never give up. You know, because once you're able to ride your bike, it's a great feeling. Your friends are like, hey man, let's go to the park. Bring your bike. Okay. I mean you take that metaphor, that metaphor for learning how to ride a bike and you apply it to pretty much anything in life. And metaphorically speaking, yes, you're going to fall off, you're going to scrape your knees, you know what I'm saying? And it's not gonna be fun. But the harder it kicks your ass, the harder you try to succeed, that's just how it is. That's how you gotta be in life, YouTube. That's exactly how you gotta be in life. The harder it kicks your ass, the harder you try, the harder you get back up, brush yourself off. But like, it's go time motherfucker, let's do this. No excuses. No excuses. You hear a lot of the women complain because they can't find a boyfriend when they're old enough and it's like, what's your excuse? Well, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-a-ha-a-da-da-da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- A chick, if a chick sits there and says, oh she's too fat, she'll never find a boyfriend. That's just an excuse. A chick saying she's too fat and that's why she can't find dating? Uh-huh. That's like me saying I can't find dating because of my aspergers. Come on now. There are plenty of dudes who like fat chicks, so I don't want to fucking hear it, ladies. No excuses. You're old enough to date, if you are old enough to date and you want to date, I don't want to hear any excuses. No excuses. No excuses. No excuses. None. And if you take my advice and you get yourself a man that treats you right, and doesn't care that you're fat, you're going to be going, thanks King Cobra, you're awesome. I'm just saying, this whole fucking bullshit with the fashion industry, saying that women have to be stick figures to be beautiful, that's bullshit and disgusting, and that created so much negative crap for women over the last couple of years which led to the curvy movement. Not every woman's a stick figure. Awesome, I'm all for that. But we couldn't just leave it there. We couldn't just leave it there. We had to have a super skinny acceptance, we had to have a super curvy acceptance and now we got morbid obesity acceptance. Fat acceptance. If you're like 600 pounds overweight, that's just yikes dude. I don't have to accept shit. I'm trying to get into the god damn elevator and I see you coming up the hallway holds the elevator just one flag, oh fuck, no, close the door, close the door, I'm like nope, I'm not getting squished into the corner, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, I'm just saying. What you said last time? No. I'm just saying. Don't lose weight because society says you're too fat. Lose weight because you want to. Fuck what society thinks. Fat acceptance. That's like me saying, smokers acceptance. You have to accept my filthy cigar smoking. I don't care if it's detrimental to my health. You still have to accept it. People look at me like, dude, cigars are gross. Fuck you. I don't have to accept that. Carbs are not the enemy. If you stack up on a bunch of carbs and then you don't do nothing but sit on your ass, of course you're going to get fat. That's just how it is. You know, but if you stack up on carbs and you actually make an effort to move, get some exercise, do push-ups, do sit-ups, do sit-ups, do sit-ups, ups, do sit-ups, ups, ups, make an effort to move, get some exercise, do push-ups, do sit-ups, whatever, carbs are not the enemy. Carbs are not the enemy. It's what you do with those carbs, okay? You sit on your ass after consuming 10,000 calories and one sitting, and then you take on another 20,000, like 10 minutes later and then of course you're gonna get fat dude come on. I'm saying if you want to lose weight you can eat what you want when you want how you want it that doesn't matter. the exercise that's that's going to be the gas pedal for your engine the calories are your gas your body is a car exercising is the gas pedal and when that engine is going going it's going to burn those calories like a car burns gas. You know what I'm saying? And it'll get burned towards areas where you need it for your muscles and what have you. So, you know what I'm saying? That's something to think about. And if you're new to exercising and you're a little bit chunky and you want to lose weight Pace yourself Do not be intimidated by these muscular jagoffs at the gym who are like look at me and my humongous muscles Hans can you pass the oil? No, fuck that. Don't let those assiles intimidate you. This is your body. It's your goals. Fuck them. Pace yourself. Babe steps, man. Because watch what happens, you start moving, you start getting into it. It's 2019. It's a new year. A chance to be a new you, you know? And if your New Year's resolution was to lose weight and you're still not working on it, the fuck you're doing. A lot of people sit there and make these New Year's resolutions and they never actually follow through with them. It's hilarious. No, it's not hilarious. It's typical. You know, one of the things, even before, even before New Year's Eve, several months before New Year's Eve, I says to myself, I want to work on my temper. You know, I got tired of flipping out over every little fucking thing, you know, especially when I've been through a lot worse and a lot more intense situations that would piss anybody off, especially when it comes to my bullies. So, I've seen some pretty fucked up shit on the news as of recently. That just makes me sick to my stomach because there's no justice in our society. You know? So, I'm like, what's the point of getting mad because you stubbed your toe? Oh, boo who? You poor bastard. You stubbed your toe. You want to do anything like this in life? You got to set goals for yourself. And when you set goals for yourself, paste yourself. You're not going to get to your goal right away. Pace yourself. If you're trying to diet and lose weights, you got to have a cheat day. You got to have a cheat day. That's what keeps you motivated, man. So maybe like every Sunday you treat yourself through like a little bit of candy and some fast food just to you know keep you motivated to the rest of the week. Yeah, I'm just saying. You can do it. Ew. Got scar smoke up my nose. Ah! I'm putting this monster out for later. A good cigar, by the way. Getting a close-up of that label. Yeah. Anyways YouTube, this video is called Smoking a Cigar and telling it like it is. Thanks for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras later.