Original Video: Talking about my dream house and vocal covers

What's up YouTube? So I had a crazy dream. I dreamt that I had won the lottery and that I helped my dad find his Mustang and buy it for him. That he had in high school and then I bought myself a classic car for a hot rod. And then I'd taken my hot rod to rally in the valley after I'd built my dream house while I was being built anyway and freaking yeah I'm going to rally in the valley with my friends and hanging out drinking and having a good time you know that sort of thing it was a really surreal dream you two like this dream was so surreal you know when I woke up I was like, ah, which is a sign of things to come in the near future. Yeah buddy. I've been having visions of this kind of thing happening for a couple months now, a couple years even, and freaking. Well, when you have a dream about it, it just, it felt so surreal, you too. So fucking real. Oh my god. Yes. And you'd recognize my dream house as soon as I took a picture of it. If I took a picture of it from the front and posted it to Facebook, I'd be like, guess who's house this is? You people will be like, holy shit, cheers, huh? Huh? But yeah, I got a good feeling about this. And really all it takes for me to buy a powerball ticket is two to three dollars. You know? I'll buy whichever ones hire, so if the Mega Millions is higher I'll buy a ticket from them. But if the Powerball is higher than I'll buy a Powerball ticket. You know. I know my chances at winning the lottery are slim to none YouTube but crazier things have happened. I mean for fuck's sake, Donald Trump's president. I'd help my dad fund his 66 Mustang that he had in high school. My dad had a 66 Mustang that he restored when he was in high school. And it had Emberglow metallic paint with a pony parchment interior and a 302 racing engine in it. But then, one day, my dad was driving and he hits a deer driving here in Casper when he was younger and it's hobled to the front end of his Mustang. And well at the time my dad had to pay for my birth at the hospital, and he didn't have the money to keep his Mustang and pay for my birth at the hospital, so my dad ended up selling his Mustang to pay for my child birth. So, yeah. my child birth so yeah but some yeah you know if I won the lottery you know it's the least I could do it's help my parents retire you know I'll help my dad find his mustang again that kind of thing you know because when you're a parent you make sacrifices and I think the biggest sacrifice my dad has made for me is selling his Mustang that he loved very much, you know, and yeah. I certainly don't want any kids but if I get a girl pregnant YouTube I'm going to own up to my responsibility. I'm not going gonna like it, but You know There is one advantage to being single though, and that's I ain't getting no bitch pregnant. You know what I'm saying? Because yeah that thought The fucking thought of me reproducing is a scary thought. Soap me on YouTube, they've talked shit about fun-sized Felicia, and they've called me names like stupid and retired and shit. Now I'm not the smartest person in the world, you know what I'm saying. But I feel like that my intellect intimidates people, that's why they call me names like stupid and retired and I also feel like they're jealous of my YouTube fame and of the fact that people send me free stuff otherwise they wouldn't talk shit on fun-sized Felicia seriously and some of the comments I've heard about fun-sized Felicia were not very nice she looks like an eight-year-old little girl with chemo you know shit like that and it's like dude fun-sized Felicia is a 21 year old midget that works a hot topic that's my backstory I've created for her if you got a problem with that kiss my assburgers you know there's times when I crave pussy and I can't get it because I'm socially fucking awkward and I have a hard time talking to women so, excuse me, I just farted, my assburger's just talking shit again. And well, if I've gone long enough without it, I can pull out a fun-sized felicia and um… Fucker silicone brains out and get it over with and then put her back on the box and you know what I'm saying If watching porn isn't enough Yeah I do. I watch all female porn. You know, like, I like watching lesbians, fuck each other and shit, you know what I'm saying? I like watching girls play with themselves and shit like that. Which I have no shame at meeting it, you know. Poin is a wonderful thing, YouTube. Porn is a wonderful thing, YouTube. Fucking a you know if you ain't got a girlfriend and you want to watch a girl do stuff to herself for Kinky shits and giggles, you know what I'm saying? Fucking. Yeah, there you go, you know Man, I seen this one, this one porno fucking, this chick was advertising a female sex toy. And this is smoking hot goth chick with fucking huge-ass knockers and a fucking fine-ass waste, fucking covered in tattoos and sexiest-shaped pussy you ever did see, right? And she's advertising the toy for it everything and then he demonstrates the toy for the camera fucking squirts all over the place it's like damn dude I gotta stop talking about it fuck I'll give myself a fucking boner here god damn it anyway back to what I was saying before I got completely off topic. Um, fucking, yeah, dude, people who talk shit on me on YouTube are just fucking jealous assholes, you know? People who talk shit on YouTube, towards me, or just… sincerely, this is what I believe. Okay. People who talk shit on me, for my YouTube channel, for what I do, anything and everything that I do, fucking… Yeah. People who talk shit are just jealous assels who love sucking my dick. Sincerely. You talk shit on my YouTube, you talk shit on me, or any of my friends, or fun-sized Felicia. Oh, you insult my intellect? You're just a jealous hater who loves sucking my dick. That is just… the fact. Okay. And you think that you're going to get to me when you insult me on my YouTube. But guess what? You're not. Because as soon as I see your comment, I delete it. And if you continue to harass me in my videos, I block you from my fucking channel. I don't delete all my comments, mind you. My comments are approved only. And the reason why I've had to make my comments approved only is so it takes the fun away from certain individuals who get a kick out of creating fake YouTube accounts with poorly photoshopped images of me and then given the YouTube channel of some ridiculous fucking name. You know, a classic example of this would be when I was on YouTube when you know I talked about using onions to regrow my hair, you know, rubbing the onion juice into my scalp to regrow my hair. And people took that as an opportunity to make fun of me. So they took a still, they took a shot from one of my outdoor videos and they photoshopped me with an onion on my bike helmets instead of the bike helmet itself. So it looked like I was wearing a giant onion for a bike helmet. And then then then and then after they made the photo they would leave the YouTube video on comments on my videos and I see these comments Josh the Onionhead commented on your videos and it's like really people when we tried that hard to fuck with me I take it as the ultimate form of flattery because you people have no lives when you people bully an autistic like me who's going places with his life okay you have no lives. When you're people bullying autistic like me who's going places with his life, okay, you have no life. You have no fucking life. You have no fucking life, YouTube. When you bully somebody who has autism and you try so god-down hard to the point where you're just almost stalker obsessed with fucking with someone like me on YouTube huh you know what I'm saying they say you shouldn't feed the trolls well then why are trolls feeding me that's something to think about. And sometimes I don't see it when they're picking on me. And sometimes I do. And when I do see it, it becomes a game to me, doesn't it? And the game is, how much can I feed these trolls so they give me more attention on YouTube? Sincerely, when I do see it, it becomes a game to me, YouTube. How much can I feed these trolls before they give me more attention and make me more popular on YouTube with their obsessive hate. Like, keeper cast management, keeper cast management put it best. These fuck boys who are obsessed with me, they try to act like they have my best interest in mind, they try to act like they're my friend, but as soon as anyone else tries to befriend me on YouTube or Facebook, they're like, stay away from our precious Cobra. And yeah, when he put it like that, I'm like, yeah, I get what he's saying. Mm. Sincerely, when you talk shit on me, you're just jealous that I have a worldwide, okay? I'll say it again. I have a worldwide YouTube following. What the fuck do you have? Jack shit, your mom's dick in your mouth, that's what you have, okay? Jealousy is an ugly color let me tell you. And yes I've seen people on YouTube who are more successful than me they have more subscribers. And guess what? I don't care. If like their videos, I'll subscribe to their channel. You know? Case in points, I'm subscribed to Eugene Kooni. She's fine as hell and she's got a lot of interesting YouTube content. She's got a bubbly personality that's just so addicting to watch, you know what I'm saying? And I get so sick and tired of people talking shit on Eugenea too and he like seriously you know people are attacking her for being too skinny and it's like if she's happy with the way she looks then who the fuck are you to care you know what I'm saying? And there is this other YouTube where people were making fun of… named Nicole and she already has a husband. And Nicole has Asperger Syndrome and… and… People were making fun of her too. They were like, have you heard of Gothic King Cobra if you have and you two should get together… and fun of me. And two, she's already fucking married, you know? And the only reason you're fucking picking on her is because she has Aspergers. And it's like, dude, come on, really? You know? Tell her that she should hook up with me because we both have autism. That's stupid. And it's insulting, to be honest with you. And it just shows you how pathetic these losers are on YouTube. And you know what? Nicole, she's a nice person. She's a really sweet person and she doesn't deserve to get picked on. In fact, nobody on YouTube deserves to get picked on. Every YouTube that's out there does nothing but trying to provide content for you to watch and you fucking sit there and bash on it. Like sincerely you think you can do a better job of producing YouTube content? Start your own fucking channel because when you talk shit on somebody for producing YouTube videos, You know you think you can do better than that person and start your own god damn channel But people get jealous of my YouTube and they failed to realize that I didn't get to 5,000 plus subscribers overnight. You know what I'm saying? That took me years producing YouTube videos losing YouTube accounts losing videos being trolled relentlessly for eight solid fucking years straight before people are like starting to notice. Hey check out this This Gothic King Cobour fellow. He's he's quite the character he has autism you know he plays guitar he does tobacco reviews drink reviews and does drink combinations and food reviews does cooking videos ventricular whiskits he makes wands there's just so much to it and people start getting into her people really hate it really like it one person asked me how'd you make this wand? Because I'm skilled like that, that's how. Excuse me? I don't tell you how to fart and shit, so don't tell me how to fucking make lawns. Especially when I've been making lawns a lot longer than I've been making YouTube. Just saying. I'm I'll let this tobacco pipe sit down and cool off for a minute on the tobacco. And all that cools off on the tobacco for a minute. I want to spark a cigarette. for a minute. I want to spark a cigarette. I've had this pack for three days and well I had four cigarettes in it but I smoked one earlier. Now I only have two left after this. American Spirit Black. I think, oh these might be, um… or American spirit black pack. I'm not sure what they're called, but YouTube, these cigarettes right here come with the Gothic King Cobra Seal of Approval. These are really fucking good cigarettes, man. And fucking Nashville tobacco, too, you can't go wrong with that. And if you have a marble red versus an American spirit, let me tell you something YouTube. You can definitely taste the difference between a marble red and American spirit. A marble red tastes like it has more chemicals added to it. And an American spirit, on the other hand, has a more chemicals added to it. And an American spirit on the other hand has a more natural tobacco taste to it. But yeah, if I won the lottery YouTube, I would donate money to Joshua's storehouse because they work with poverty resistance. And poverty resistance in Joshua's storehouse, those are the only two food banks that we have that I know of. And they help Casper out when people are in a tight spot and they need food, you know what I'm saying? I donate money to the food bank, I donate money to the Caspar Police Department, I donate money to the hospital I was born in, I donate money to Wyoming Normal, and I've helped my dad find his Mustang. And I'd help my dad find his Mustang. I'd build my dream house. Now my dream house is a four-story Second Empire Gothic Victorian mansion with a tall-ass coupla clock tower with some bells that you can ring in it. And on the fourth floor it would be the basement and there'd be like a secret passageway in the parlor you pull out a book and a book shelf push it back in or maybe instead of doing that actually what I want to do is the secret passageways that I have. I want to have one that leads to the basement, one that leads to the clock tower in my bedroom, and then one which will lead to the Japanese Garden style Sana that I all have installed. You know those hot springs that are styled, those hot springs that are styled like a Japanese garden kind of, yeah. And next to that it's gonna be a fucking or in front of that's gonna be a little workout room and then I'll have my dream house built on 20 acres of land on the outskirts of Casper Wyoming a four-story mansion on 20 acres of land, four miles outside of town, surrounded by pine trees and maple trees, I'll have them imported and planted. And the 20 acres on the edge of my property, like the very edge, will be fenced off of the super tall fucking fence. Run Iron Gate, you know what I'm saying? But then, maybe like, I'll have like maybe another four acres that will be fenced off around the house itself, and there'll be a gate that has a lock on it as a code, that only I know to get into it, plus locks, plus a lock on the front door, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. But if I'm living four miles outside of town on my own personal 20 acres of land, that would be nice to you too, you know what I'm saying? Like, no one will fuck with me and bug me. And if I build my dream house, I would invite my fans to come over. If you're legit fans and study magic with me, you know, I'd teach it. And to anyone who'd want to learn it. And I'd hang out with all me and my friends would have the sickest parties in my mansion, dude. And get this, my dream house is going to be solar and wind powered, which will make my dream house super cheap on electricity and super super eco-friendly. And every toilet in my house, every bit of plumbing in my house will be the most eco-friendly plumbing that I can buy so that my mansion conserves water, hell yeah. It'll look like an old school Victorian Second Empire Gothic mansion, this big-ass clock tower, you know what I'm saying, I got I can picture in my… I can already Empire Gothic mansion And I already know the company I would call. There's a company called AmeriClock and there are a company here in the United States of America. And they will work with you to build you a custom bell or clock tower or steeple or clock tower repair. So if you're looking to get a block tower clock tower or steeple or clock tower repair so if you're looking to get a bell a clock tower or steeple of some sort built America clock got you man they got companies that they work with and you know they'll install it on the site for you and all that so there you go that's kind of cool actually And all that so there you go that's kind of cool actually so What's the name of that one movie with Eddie Murphy? And he's in that fucking haunted house. Oh, fuck, I forget the name of it. Murphy was in with that haunted house. Well the house that you see Eddie Murphy in that movie that style of house with the roof that kind of goes. on either side on that tower in the middle of it. That's a second empire. Victorian mansion. I've been a fan of that architect, architectural style for a long time. It's a gorgeous style of house. Victorian Second Empire mansions are just a work of art in my opinion. or if you go to Rob Dyke's YouTube channel, he has a video called Save the Haunted Victorian Mansion. And if you look it up on Rob Dyke's channel, you'll see this bright yellow Second Empire Victorian mansion that he did an episode of Seriously Strange in. I go to a contractor here in town and I talk their ear off for a good hour and a half, tell them what I want. I already got my dream house plans drawn up. and I talk their ear off for a good hour and a half telling them what I want. I already got my dream house plans drawn up. And they're tucked away safely. And, um, yeah. So I guess talking about my and I'd sell them. I said I'd have to write a set up so that anything that's sent to my PO box automatically gets mailed to my mansion. That way when I got my PO box set up if fans wanted to send me shit, you know what I'm saying, I could be like, yo. I'm going to sing a simple man, both the Shindown version and the Leonard Schenard version. Even though I've already done them both for a YouTube video, doing them back to back in the same video will be epic as fuck. Okay, so let's go to Google. I go to YouTube on my phone so I can sing this. Now the money it's gonna cost to, but I know it's going to cost more money than I have right now. You know what I'm saying? Plus if I got 20 fucking acres that I can run around on, you know, what I'm saying? every day. I just imagine how the property of mine would smell when I walk out there. The smell of maple and pine trees everywhere. Oh man, especially when it rains too. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. Sitting on my front porch, listening to the rain, pager patter, or backwash, whichever I don't know. Of course I got the fucking money might as well have a fucking portion of the front hand on the back. The vocal covers. Simple man, let's go to… Let's do winter skinnards version first. Come on damn it. There we go make sure that lyrics here All right, vocal cover time, vocal cover time. Your video will play after the ad. Wendy Howard Flowers.com for your Mother's Day person, Now-a-dah-dah-dah-dah, okay, ads over, all right, let's do this. I'm gonna sing like when it's scared and I'll seem like shine down and watch this shit YouTube. Check out King Cobra, Sex-S using the skills. I was young, sit beside me, you'll help you, some sunny day. Oh yeah. But you still time? Don't live too fast. Troubles will come. And they will pass. If I'm a woman, yeah. You'll find love. And don't forget some, there's someone up above and below. What is it, a simple kind of man? Will be a something………!… kind of man I want you to do this for me son if you can just for the rich man's go that should need for the rich man's gold. That you need. In your soul. You can do this. If you try. All I want for you, my son. To be satisfied. There's a bea that's fine. Be a simple kind of man. Be a something… You love an understand. Be a simple…… you love an understand. Baby is simple. I know man. Want you to do this? Only son, yeah, if you can. Yes, I will. Oh. I'm bookshelves, lads open to the basement door. Yeah. The dishwasher ran a fucking fridge and sank in my laundry. Machines, yeah. I'd be fucking set. But don't you worry? You find yourself… For your heart. For you hot! And nothing else. Hold on a second. What up man? Not much man, just making a YouTube video. What are you up to? All right, I'll be there a second, let me finish the song and do another one and then I'll end the video and I'll be out there. All right, later's. If you try, I want for you my son, to be satisfied. Be a simple kind of man. Fucking voice correct damn it. We're something you love and I understand.. maybe a simple, kind of a man. Be a something, you love and understand. Maybe a simple kind of man. I've seen that simple kind of a man. I've seen a simple kind of man. I've seen that I've sang that song for YouTube before my voice didn't crack so I'm not tripping out about it and I still sound just like fucking minute scared so yeah all right now I would do shine downs version And then I'll end the video hang out with my buddy Steve. He's here to pick me up and I'll help him out with his YouTube at his place So yeah After the ad Okay, hear we go. Check this out. The little play, there it goes, one, two, three, four. Shine down remake of Simple Man. Mama told me when I was young, when I was young, Cisip beside me, my only son, Cisep beside me, my only son. And if you'll closely, what I say. And if you do this, it'll help you. Some Sunday day. Oh yeah, well, well. Don't live too fast. Troubles will come. And they will pass. Find a warm on. You'll find love. And don't forget that there's a someone up above and below is be a simple kind of man. Be a something you love and understand. a simple kind of man won't you do this as for me son if you can if you can again Yeah. Yeah. Just… for the rich man's gold. I'll let you kneel. Is in your soul. You can do this, oh baby. It's dry. I want from you my son is to be satisfied and be a simple kind of man with you something your love and us……………………… and I Find yourself. Follow your heart. And nothing else. You can do this. Oh baby. If you try. All I want from you, my son. Is to be satisfied and be a simple kind of man be a something you love and understand baby be a simple. love and understand. And baby be a simple kind of man. Want you to do this for me son? If you can. Be like be we as simple the simple man and what you do that's for me son yeah if you can Oh damn YouTube so many wet panties around it around this place so many wet panties after just me singing that so many wet panties anyways. Anyways… Anyways…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Anyways. I'll end this video right quick. This year is King Cobra JFS talking to you about my dream house. And singing Simple Man, both… Win and Schened Schened End, and… Shine Down's version.