Original Video: A bad Pepsi commercial and other topics

What's good YouTube? Right now, I got play Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. I think I saw you play Sabbath, bloody Sabbath. I'm not entirely sure. I've never actually taken any lessons for that song, but I've heard that song a bunch of times. It's one of my favorite black Sabbath songs, and yeah. Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Anyway, what am I here to talk to you about? Um… Um………… anyway, what am I here to talk to you about?…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Besides my awesome guitar playing. Oh yes, the new Pepsi commercial that aired for one day, people were so upset by it that they took to Twitter and demanded that Pepsi remove that commercial. So you ask yourself, how bad was that commercial for so many people to get pissed off and but but heard about it? commercial for so many people to get pissed off and but hurt about it. Okay, what ended up happening was it featured a Kardashian sister basically giving a Pepsi to a cop out of riots. I mean, it was, you know, I don't think Pepsi was trying to make fun of Black Lives Matter protests. I think what Pepsi was trying to do was seem relevant to today's youth and today's youth has witnessed in these last couple of years several protests and you know it's Pepsi trying to be relevant, you know. But then they end up holding up signs that say, uh, what did it say? Join the conversation, that's what it said. It's Pepsi trying to be, I think Pepsi was trying to be, uh, you know, hip with it, I guess. You know, like, join the conversation about Pepsi, you know. I am a soda drinker. like join the conversation you know check out join the conversation about Pepsi you know I am a soda drinker and I will be to the day I die I love soda pop sort of pop is delicious sugar and caffeine you can't go wrong there. When it comes to Pepsi versus Coke you know I like them both you know I really don't know, it's hard for me to decide. I don't know, I kind of like Coca-Cola a little bit more than I like Pepsi. You know what I'm saying? I like Pepsi, don't get me wrong, I like Pepsi, I like Coca, you know. But if I, you know what I'm saying, if I had to pick one or the other, you know, you know but if I you know I'm saying if I had to pick one or the other you know that's tough because I like them both but I like I like I like Coca-Cola a little bit more for some odd reason you know sometimes when I drink Pepsi I can taste the sugar sticking to my teeth you know I'm saying like saying? Like, it's weird, you know, like, I'm, again, I'm not knocking Pepsi, but, but, you know, I forget which Kardashian sister they used for the Pepsi commercial, but it's basically irrelevant at this point. Um, um, Kardashian sister comes out, you know, she's trying to do a photo shoot. Well, she can't do it because she's distracted. Um, And here's this frustrated photographer who can't seem to get the right picture and then she goes outside, you know. And then here's I think I think it was Kylie Jenner if I'm not mistaken. If I am mistaken, don't hold it against me. I don't, you know, I just saw everybody making a huge stink about this commercial I thought. And I thought I would put my two sets into it. And an unrealistic situation where the cops on that only have walkie-talkies and nothing else, you know, real riot police carry sawed-off shotguns with bean backgrounds and pepper spray, you know. But a Kardashian sister walks up to a Kardashian sister walks up to the so-called cop in this commercial and hands him a fucking Pepsi. He takes a sip and he's like, ah, you know. And people were just livid about this commercial, you know, either because they thought Pepsi was trying to mock a black lives protest, or because they hate the Kardashians, you know, and that's just the thing of it, you too. A lot of people hate the Kardashians because they're rich and famous and you know that's stupid you know the kardashians have never done me wrong so I don't have a personal reason to hate them you know what I'm saying like seriously if you're gonna fucking hate somebody because they're rich and famous it just shows how fucking jealous you are like straight up plus you cannot deny that some of those carnitashian sisters you cannot you cannot deny YouTube do not even try to deny if you're a heterosexual male you cannot deny that as some of those carnitashian sisters are kind of hot I'm just saying they'd never fuck me in a million years, but you know, I'm just saying. Oh sure I'm not mistaken. Would have been better if Caitlin Jenner did a commercial with Pepsi? Would have been better if Caitlin and Jenner did the Pepsi commercial and said it has zero trans fat? Oh my God that was horrible. That was a stretch and I went for it. I got a text message hold on second, let me check this real quick. Hell yeah! and he's actually a very famous YouTubeer and him and his friends are starting a podcast called Keepercast and he wanted me to do a little bit of guitar for his podcast so that's what I did. I did that before starting the video and then I had the guitar out and they turned on him I might as well make a video after this. I think Kim Kardashian is famous for liking Madori. I'll have the guitar out and the app turn on and I'm like, might as well make a video after this. Hell's ya. I think Kim Kardashian is famous for liking Madori and yeah, I've tried Madori, it's delicious. The first time I tried Madori, what I did was I think I was at Frosty's Bar and Grill, a couple, about a year and a half ago, or a couple years ago, and I saw the Madori sitting behind the label. I couldn't read the label from where I was sitting at the bar but it caught my eye because of its beautiful dark green color. I'm like what's that in the bartender? I go that's Maduri. Like oh Maduri. That's cool. And I asked the bartender, I said, kind of like gets a, uh, Madori mixed with red bull and pineapple juice. She's like, or the bartender's like, yeah, you know, so, you know, so if you ever go to the bar, that's definitely a drink you have to try. Mixing Maduri with red bowl and pineapple juice is fucking delicious. I know some people like mixing red bowl with alcohol and most people normally mix red bowl with Yeager which I've had Yeager bombs they're delicious but some people don't like the taste of Yeager. So if you want a Yeager bomb like drink but you don't like the taste of Yeager Meister, you know, you want something that's really good. King Cobra definitely recommends Madori Red Bull and pineapple juice. That shit is so fucking good. Whoa pulling off on that last string right there, I already go like that. Okay, there we go. Anyways, YouTube, what are your thoughts? Anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways, you tube, what are your thoughts on that new Pepsi commercial? I saw the Young Turks covered it in a video and the only way I was able to get snippets of the commercial even though it was taken down was because the Young Turks covered it. I don't think Pepsi was trying… Like I said, I don't think Pepsi was… like I said, I don't think Pepsi was trying… I don't think Pepsi would, like I said, I don't think Pepsi was trying. I don't think Pepsi was trying to ridicule any Black Lives Matter protest. I think they were just trying to seem hip and relevant to today's generation. So that's basically why they hired a younger Carnashian sister to do the commercial and all that, you know. all I gotta say is I hope that every actor and actress in that commercial even though the commercial was taken off first day it aired I hope at least that they got their money's worth you know if you're putting in an honest if you're putting in an honest days work I don't care who you are YouTube you know if you're putting in honest days work you know you know I'm saying if you're putting in an honest days work you know I'm saying if you're putting in an honest day's work, I don't care who you are, YouTube. You know, if you're putting in an honest day's work, you know what I'm saying? If you're putting in an honest day's work, then you should get paid for it. Oh damn. Well, after this video, while it uploads to YouTube, I figured, I'm Yeah, how is it's not all sincerity YouTube when I have Asperger syndrome? CED, depression, ADD, ADHD, Tourette Syndrome, cataracts, OASI, social awkwardness. Most chicks would not go out with a guy who has that much on their plate, you know. They want a guy who's normal, they don't want some freak show like me. So that's when I have to do what I can to try to make it seem like I don't have those things. There have been some people, there have been some people out there that when I've met them. I told them I have Aspergers you know they're taking it back for a second because they're like oh fuck you could have fooled me you know I guess it was a lot you know my Aspergers was a lot more noticeable when I was younger but… I'm I'm sorry. It's the opening to surrender by cheap tricks. I do that sometimes YouTube. I'll be screwing around on the guitar and when I screw around on the guitar sometimes I'll be like hey wait a minute that sounds like da da da. I'm Man, if only I was this, if only I was this good a guitar when I was in junior high and high school, man. If I would have been this good a guitar in junior high and high school, I would have slayed so much pussy. A chick's dig bad boys you play guitar, that's just a given fact. So, uh, you know, having the ability to play guitar and sing… Shut the fuck up Syria, I didn't ask you shit. Sorry about that folks, you heard it, but did it? Weird man. But yeah, um, you know, having me a bill, as I was just saying before I was interrupted by the phone, having the ability to play guitar and sing, definitely helps a lot of chicks overlook my disabilities. You know what I'm saying? Hold on a second. You know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying, you too? You know what I'm fucking saying? Get some, where's the beef that's in my arms? No, but I got off topic. I get off topic in every video. I try to have a main topic and then, you know, a little something on the side so it's not just one topic, you know, cover multiple topics on one video, so it's at least somewhat entertaining. I'm A lot of people are going to ask me, where did I learn how to play guitar? That's a good question. Oh, let's see, um, I got my first BC-rich warlock. When I was… Let's see, the summer before… Well, basically, when I was in sixth grade, I wanted to play guitar and my parents are like we're not going to buy you another instrument until you pay for it yourself right? And I'm like okay so on my paper out mind you making a couple cents per paper I literally busted my ass on a paper out for a couple months to save up for my first bc rich warlock and then I had it for the longest time until I smashed it. A couple months back. Yeah. And, um, and a couple songs. My first teacher was Zach Macoff, and my second guitar teacher was John Rudolph. Holy Shipo is there a tune. There we go, holy ship, those are the two. Like the very first sweep scale that I learned to do. scale than I learned on guitar. I think, yeah, I remember correctly. John Rudolph told it to me, look, John Rudolph taught, look, God damn I have tongue twisted, John Rudolph taught it to me, way back in the day. I'm and once I got that first sweep scale down and got the initial feel of it. You know, I started thinking to myself as I got a little bit older on guitar and I wanted to get faster at it. I started, you know, when I moved out of the valley, hitting North Dakota, and back to Casper Wyoming, um, you know, uh, the only way I could learn on guitar was either pay for lessons out of college again or, you know, watch YouTube videos and learn at my own pace. And, you know, I've been watching YouTube videos to play guitar, you know, and I've gotten somewhat decent I guess YouTube. If you're ever in Valley City North Dakota, check out Pizza Corner Pizza the restaurant. It makes some pretty good pizza, yeah. Okay, I don't know how I pulled that off, but that sounded kind of cool. But a lot of people say that I'm not capable of learning guitar. Well then, let's see what I can do for a YouTube video here. Let's go to a YouTube. Yeah, YouTube. Word. Son. guitar lesson. Okay, let's see how I do trying one out of a place in Kansas. Carry on my way, what's on? I'll look up on my phone real quick. If I try looking at this video on YouTube on my computer, photo booth will freeze up and slow down and I'm not allowed to do that. And then we get into the two main rhythms of the entire song. It's the first things that come in. And then we have an intro solo. So let's start cracking into that. So the first main rhythm is this. Okay, one, three, four, five. All right, so basically, it's, we just basically have the fifth run on the sixth string, and then the third on the sixth. Okay, one, two, like, wait a second. back to the 5th and then come over to the third front on the fifth then do the same thing that we did before with three notes on the sixth straight but this time go to the fifth front on the fifth front on the fifth straight. so we have But this time go to the fifth fret on the fifth frame. So yeah. Oh, you think? You think YouTube does that sound like it kind of? I come over to the third front on the fifth. Then did the same thing that we did before on the three notes on the sixth screen. But this time I opening rift to the… this way up. Okay, so the first little opening rift to… That's pretty easy enough. Look at that, YouTube. King Cobra's playing in Kansas on the Yold Tube. By the looks of it, it looks like I am capable of learning guitar. Oh shit! You know what's funny about Kansas and uh… It's literally crazy train and it's literally crazy train and the opening to carry on with my way son or practically right next to each other on the guitar. When you're single looking for a job, you know, playing guitar is a great way to stay out of trouble. And, um, if I want to increase my sex appeal with the ladies, you know, if I get insanely awesome, my guitar. I like you let's see what's next on the song And as your third finger is there at the fifth row with the string, click the note and slide up to seven. See, you just hear the slide in the center, you don't hear it. He hears it slides straight into seven. Come over to the fourth string and an upstroke there on the first finger at the fifth row and fourth train. They come back down to the fifth string and do this. That's a quick down, up down, when seven, five, then shit down, three. That's down, all down when it comes to picking. So we have a little bit quicker. It's a little bit quicker. It's the quickest part of the thing. All right. and then this rip ends like this. I grab this middle and I pay. Okay, yeah, that's a bit more… The second half of that's a bit more……but yeah… But, yeah, if anything, I just proves I'm capable of learning guitar. Let's see, one, two, three, three, three, three, two, two, two, one, one, one, two, two, two,, two, two, two, two, I don't know but I'll get it eventually. The cool thing. I don't know but I'll get it eventually. The cool thing about guitar is that there's so many awesome rock songs to learn out there that you know I'm not going to be without what you would call Hold on a second. Oh shit, yeah, I think it might have over trimmed my shit. Oh no, I'll say I get you two. Gosh. All right. Hold on a second here. I'm There we go. I was looking so on even YouTube. There we go. That's much better. I'm seeing my little goatee that I'm going up growing out here, you know what I'm saying? I'm seeing like one side's kind of like right there like that one side's like really thick and I'm like no. No, we can't have that. That does not look good. So I trimmed it up a little bit, made it more symmetrical I should say, and there we go that looks much better rock and roll sorry about that YouTube I had a mild OCD moment I'm like wait a second I'm looking at that on camera like hold on a second and it'll look right. Fix that. That second half of the opening roof is going to be a little bit more tricky for me to learn. But I'm pretty sure I could learn it. But unlike my guitar playing in this video, that Pepsi commercial bombed man and not in a good way. I mean like I said, people are not happy about that shit. And just shows you the power of someone's voice really, when other people come together and say, hey we don't like this, take down you know but at the same time do you think it was necessary to get overly worked up about a Pepsi commercial I don't know but you know I'm not the people who are up I'm not one of those people who are upset by it because I honestly I didn't see the commercial so I don't honestly know But I think that maybe some people might be reading more into this than need be I'm Hedwicks theme Star Wars We're not going to take it by the Twisted Sisters. All those three of those played with practically the same two strings. Look at that. That's what makes guitar playing just really cool in my opinion, you know. It's a lot of your songs that you learn how to play. Most of them are played within the same group of strings or the same group of threats, you know? Yeah, yeah, but, yeah, bippers. I do. I'm Oh, was that the national anthem? I believe it was. Oh, was that the national anthem? I believe it was. So it turns out Donald Trump bombed Syria for his own personal interest. Donald Trump was not bombing Syria because he wanted to start World War three. Oh, no. Donald Trump has business over in Syria and if he bombed Syria that would actually help out his stocks or some shit like that. Which to me that's pretty disgusting. You're gonna fucking, you know, like Donald Trump can spend a hundred million dollars to bomb Syria to help his own sorry ass with his stocks and do it at the cost of like men women and children who lost their lives to that bullshit but you can't fucking spend 50 million dollars to fucking fix the lead Michigan the lead pipes and flip Michigan like come on. Like seriously Donald Trump you can spend money to fuck Syria up to save your own ass to help your stocks out or whatever but you can't spend money to fucking fix the lead pipes and Flint Michigan man get the fuck out here or that. I don't know if it's a smooth criminal like Michael Jackson. That kind of worked I guess if you're doing a metal remake. Oh, what the f- no, no, it sounded horrible. All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Think of always my mind if I don't find something to ratify. People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time. Can you help me? What you thought my brain? Oh yeah. I'm I'm I'm Oh, A very simple version of fur at least by Beethyli. A very simple version of fur at least by Beethoven I'm Most of this video is just me shooting guitar but that's why y'all watch it. That's why y'all watch it! There we go. That looks much better. I had one side of this going way the fuck up here once I was kind of eh, you know, I it didn't look right it was uneven and now it's more even done but looks much better there we go The Golden Rule YouTube is very true. Do you want others? Yes. When I helped my friend out with… I was out late last night helping my friend clean up her place for her inspection that she had today. But more than likely she passed. Because by that time, me, my buddy, Alex, my friend, and her boyfriend. Between the four of us men, you know, work that would have taken her, work that would have taken my home girl, more than a couple hours to finish, done in little snow time at all you know and it was it was a nice gesture is a great way to help out our friend you know it was a good deed of sorts and the next day when I go to the gas station to buy a big liner because freaking, I needed one because my liar is dead, you know. I was like, I think either were dying, yeah I think I was a dime short, and you know, the cashier at the gas station was like, I got you, you know, and just said, here, you know, I'm not worried about it, just take it. I'm like, awesome, thank you, you know. Even though I was a dime short, they let me slide with the wider, you know, which, that's always cool when that happens, you know. You know what I'm saying? Which, that's always cool when that happens, you know. And that right there is just an example of what life does, you know, like, I did a good deed for somebody and then calm I paid me back by saying, oh, you're, you're a dime short for your, you're a tobacco lighter or what have you, you know, and I still got it because, you know, think about that, you know, and you don't do good deeds for people because you want something in return, fuck that. You do good deeds because it's the right thing to do and because freaking we live in a shitty ass world and we need you know people helping each other out a little bit more kind of thing yeah but say yes if you saw my last couple of videos and you know that my tobacco has been shipped. I got… I got an email or a confirmation from Pipes and cigars yesterday saying that your tobacco has been shipped. So that cherry-pipe tobacco I ordered should be on its way. If it's not here tomorrow morning, it should be here the next day. I think I picked two to three day economy shipping if I'm not, like three to five business days, I think is what it was. And between the day it was shipped out to today plus tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow should be the third day if they count shipping it from the factory or the Pepsi cigars dot com warehouse as a day then if that is the case then theoretically speaking my pipe tobacco should get here tomorrow and if it does I'll do a review on it. You already know. You already know YouTube. Skinkoba JFS with another video. Thank you for watching. Kachie Wall on the flip side.