Original Video: Telling it like it is

What up? So cool taste is making a stream about me, I don't care, thanks for the shout-up, bro, it's whatever. You want to collab on a video, let's collab them down to peacefully collab. But you're YouTopers in the same god damn town, there's no reason why we can't, oh, he's asked. Anyway, someone left a comment in the chat and when I heard it I was just like, wow, my trolls are so fucking dumb. So Cobra can get laid and stop being a little bitch. And I'm like, wow, first of all, the only little bitch I see are my trolls. Second of all, waiting patiently and doing my thing on YouTube with trying to improve gender relations and be a gentleman is going to pay off. Regardless of, hashtag, sim shaming and fock slot shaming, yes. Women either expect you to be a jerk to them and that doesn't work so they go after an ass all men. And they expect you to be nice to them and as you try to be nice to them you're you call the sim but I was just like what? How does that work? Clue. However, beneath that madness, you can realize this. Ask yourself, the golden rule, treat others the way you want to be treated. Would you want a girlfriend that treats you the way you treat her? And vice versa. What if I said before you too, that women and men are just like each other, the only difference that separates us is women give birth to children and men do not? Like I told, you need to get laid? And I'm like, anyone who says that, you need to get a life more than I need to get laid. People's obsession with my sex life is creepy, bro. That's the kind of shit that is going to get me laid, because honestly, my troll's obsession is what's going to get me laid. Because they're like, what's so special about Cobra? Well, it's not just the autism. Could be the guitar playing. I mean, it's got a wicked sense of fucking humor. Smart ass burgers. I want to give you some secrets. Step one, you act like you don't care if you think you're hot or not. Step two, you're a gentleman. Step three, you wait patiently and be chilled. Step four. Just have a casual conversation. Step five, you rock that tactical soap. Oh. I get positive reactions from other age women when I wear that soap. So yes. You only like the fons? You want to have the axe effect in real life? You want to smell like a player or a star of the rock star? Maybe I check that's how I do that soap is act. Now using ferrimone soap to attract women it's playing kind of dirty but that soap will make it clean. Yes. Now women don't have to try that hard to attract a man. Even if they're not the prettiest, there's a dude out there that'll want to shag, yeah. Give him a couple of, uh, give him a couple of nose and you know how bad he does he want it. And that's true for women in that same regard. Women put up with enough assholes and eventually they're just like, you know, maybe they should give that simp a try. But at the time they done that, that simp is, got a girlfriend that's four times harder and's of age, cis-gendered alive, consenting, non-related, all that jazz. Non-animal, human, female, people are so obsessed with fucking pronouns. People are so god damn obsessed with pronouns. I'm like, well what about the con nouns? Will somebody please think of the con nouns? I like Cobras a smart ass, I'll tell you what, is that what they call it a brain fart? That one will make you think for a second. All right, do you get the brain fart? Well your brain's got to have thinking beans and when you have thinking beans your brain goes… unless you have a brain fart. And you know what the best part about this is? My trolls would be so fucking miserable if they were going through a dry spell like mine. They couldn't handle the harassment on top of it that I go through. And the best part of it is, most of my trolls have probably never been laid. In fact, I bet the only female contact my trolls get is when they force their mom to bathe their 46-year-old ass. And she says, I'm not touching your private, you washing yourself, this is just weird. And you thought Chris Chan was a nasty motherfucker? I will admit that what I said to Cool Taste in the People or Faith video, I wasn't talking about you smoking weed dude. I was talking about you asking me for a shout-out off camera and then you know what I'm saying. Let me ask you this cool taste. I think you're the one that misinterpreted when I said, and I really don't care, honestly, because when you start a video and you go off on this ramble and then you stop halfway through and go, you forget what the fuck you were saying. Most folks ain't going to take you seriously, bud. Not trying to be a dick. Cheers to you, like I said, in the apology video. It's cool taste. It's the internet who gives a shit what people say. It's just, you know what I'm saying? I think it's quite funny to be honest. funny to be honest the society we live in the society we live in Shove sex and marriage in our face women are told if you can't get married before you're 30 you're going to be a lonely cat lady the rest of your life men are told you need to get laid and if you can't get laid you're a little bitch you can't do it and you know what the bitch if it is? My trolls, if they were in the same predicament, four times uglier than my autistic ass, can't get laid, never have been laid. And I gained you, my trolls ain't getting laid, because if you're obsessing over trolling an autistic and cool taste who has MS and who's blind. I'm looking at the situation like y'all are dumb. Me and cool taste aren't going to be sitting here like, oh hey what are the trolls saying about us because we don't give a shit. It's pointless. The other ways I make this video is because it's laughable at this point. My trolls are the ones that are gonna get me laid more than anything because they're making a big deal out of me and it's just like, well who the fuck is this Kingcoma JFS guy? Is this guy? It is a Wednesday at 4.21 p.m. Okay, you're not a lot of smoking doors anymore dude. It's not about being opposed or it's about abiding by the rules. And last time I showed off my CDB Bud or whatever, what have you, Bud, whatever. On camera here, I got a note. There was the first one only warning I needed, and it was just like, yeah, obviously you can smoke it like the cops in this town don't give a shit if you smoke pot they don't you do that then other shit you know what I'm saying like bro there are idiots out there who are getting blasted on fucking alcohol and doing stupid shit it's the fucking truest dude do you think a cop's gonna enjoy arresting a pont head? No. What are you doing man? Officer, I caught this man listening to Aussie Osborne and eating nacho cheese derrinos. That's smoking of the sweet leaf. Arrest him! a rest hand wait what? Oh come on man, really? It's a rain! Running on a cigarette, it's… Fuck! Like Crystal Roberts was telling me that Cool Taste if it felt like a piece of shit for you know now saying that was on here on stream tone it a different way but it's just like okay I see how the game works Let's see how the game works. At least the YouTube game, I mean shit. People on here are so fucking retarded, like… obviously Cool Tates gets chicks, otherwise, you know, I'm saying it's not just about having disabilities. I get chicks too, dude. I was hanging out with Crystal Roberts and Nicoleret, Nicorette, a couple of heat-of-hangels, I was having fun, and then some dickhead, literally porn bomb does, it was gross. And I was just like, well, God damn it, now, Crystal out of your leader, fucking stream, and I'm like, well, God damn it, now Crystal out of the leader of fucking stream. And I'm like, that is horse crap. You're just like, bro, Cobra's got some girls he can hang out with and stream with. I'm streaming out, I'll finish just chill. It's not even about sex or getting laid or… Oh my God, what's Cobra gonna, eh, you know what I'm saying? It's just about chilling and hanging out dude. I can tell you from personal experience that a lot of chicks hey guys who are thirsty especially if you're a good looking chick. So if you're a top tier good looking do with big muscles it's a different story. Remember and measure by how much pussy they can get. And it's disgusting. If women are not measured by how much dick they can get because women can get dick whenever they want. All they got to do is show up and say yes and be of age and consenting with their of age and consenting partner. And when I tell you we're in college for that shit man, you don't want to get pregnant when you're in high school. All your female friends are going to prom with their boyfriends. Being smart with it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, look at you, you're fat and delivering a baby. It's like the size of a small watermelon, your fucking vagina stretches like a… Yeah. all watermelon, your fucking vagina stretches like a ooh, yeah, ouch. Instead of bitching about my fucking dry spill, I'm like, you know what, let's focus on making my music, just making videos, the fans, getting more subscribers, my wands, just doing my thing, dude. Playing guitar, which has gotten so much fucking faster. Instead of bitching about my fucking dry spell, it's just like, oh hey, let's just, you, you, you sneak on and shatter bait, you find a nice of age lady and do your thing, and then you're done. You don't have to sit here they bitch about it, it's because if men are having shit luck with women and they bitch about it, it's because they're in cells. But if women are facing the same crap it's because they haven't found the right one yet. Fuck in cells for that matter. And fuck, these man-hater, feminazi, cunts. Yes. Cute uterus nagging tits. Yeah. Women are allowed to totally call each other a concert if a man uses it, it's somehow twice as offensive. I think that's sexist. Either no one's a lot to say that we both have equal rights. Speaking of equal rights, you two, you cheeky bastard. Speaking of equal rights, you two, you cheeky bastard. Women should have equal pay to men, if not, you know what I'm saying, a little bit more because, just a little bit, not by much, just a little bit, just because women should cost more. To be fair, and that's why the system fucks with us on that, on the whole like pay wage. Women get paid less and their shit costs more money. That's how the system does that. And it twisted man. People abuse their gender privilege on both sides and it's fucked. Living in a society where everyone's offended, there were some gals you hold the door for for them. Oh my god. I say gals. Was that like an out there to term. Oh my god Okay, so I'll just say women You're okay. That's the word men. Now you can't say that so You're trying to hold the door for some chicks and they get offended. Like you're just trying to stare at my ass and it's just like… Who fucking hurt you? Whose balls do we go to a fucking step on? You can't just try, you know what I'm saying? Or you could be a smart ass and say, well I was gonna, but you ruined it. I'm just kidding, don't do that, I was kidding. Oh my God. Yeah. But women are also told very similar things. If women are not getting laid or they don't have a boyfriend, they're being told you need a man in your life. And it's just like, shut up. It's not a need, it's a want. And treating it like it's a need makes rejection. And the lack of relationships in that department more depressing. It's the truth. The other half of that comes from your own, your own thinking, you know what I'm saying? If you let it make you depressed, it will make you depressed. If you say there are bigger problems in the world, I got this. That's how you begin to build confidence, God damn it. Yeah. You know what the best part about this? All these trolls talk a shit on me, like, the only bitch here are my trolls, to be honest. I'm sitting here watching CoolTee Stream, and I heard that comment on. share on my trolls to be honest. I'm sitting here watching Coolty stream and I heard that comment I just couldn't stop laughing I was like that's good shit and that is fucking golden. I released a bunch of really kick-ass merch. I want to cool it on releasing the merch on my customized girl, and I mean it this time because I got plenty of really fucking awesome options. Making fun of my trolls, just my general style, and, you know, some pea shirts are funny. It's a little varieties. You get, like, you have options, dude. And I do appreciate you all checking out the, uh, King Cobra's Fang, a customized girl….the beautiful thing about Cobra cult is that we empower ourselves regardless of gender. It's not, you know what I'm saying? The problem with this is, both women and men are oppressed but women have been allowed to liberate, well men have been given all the rights. So now men have to lose some rise to realize what it's like and then they get to have their little liberation or some stupid shit. Think about this, the stereotypical man, he's got to be strong. He's got to be able to fix cars and go to war. He's got to be stowy and be able to build shit with his hands and hold his emotions in. The only thing that scares a man when a woman's tougher than he is, when women see that men can be just as emotional. Yeah. And people are telling everyone to hold their emotions because you're either on your period or quit being a pussy you man. That's what's led to everyone being so god damn offended by everything I reckon. And you can't say or do nothing without being told you're just virtue signaling. And I'm like, how the fuck does that work? You gotta get a virtual reality helmet? Yeah, there's some good looking fucking my right there yes sir says, show pride for lesbian, bisexual, gay, trans, queer, asexual people, hashtag, stop sickos. If gay people are all about equality, then I think straits should be included. And this just makes it easy, like, you know, I'm going to add a bunch of fucking letters, that just covers all the sexualities except for sickos because they can fuck off. I'm tired of these fucking assholes. We're using the whole LGBTQ thing to try to get really disgusting just, muh, Michael Jackson, fucking, what's his name, Jeffrey Epstein shit. No, no, hashtag, run the map. I have several friends that are gay and straight. I have a friends by. I have fans that are gay straight and bad. I don't judge as long as you ain't a fucking sick fuck. I don't give a shit. We gotta have some god damn morals, YouTube. Fuh. Fuhr. It fucks echoes. I only want to talk about… Just… The things people do for sex is so fucking depraved, it's just like, you want a fucking bitch about your dry spell, there are bigger, more disgusting, fucked-up problems in our world. Sorry? That was a, uh, millennial trigger moments. This is why this is and this is yeah, this is a really sweet Cobra culture right here because it's the truth and I see people who are abusing the whole you have to accept it otherwise you're a bigot. That's how it is when people abuse the system of you have to accept it otherwise you are bigot. People will take it as far as they can take it because our society is… This is the LGBTQ S A Pride shirt designed by King Cobras Fang. In the description for this t-shirts will be in the description box below. I'll put it in the in the comment section for you cool Cobras. It's got a wicked rainbow print, you know. And then I know a lot of people are going to say, yeah but straits and whites were like dicks to everyone, okay I'm sick of the time of being reminded of that. Like not a lot of white people are racist dickheads. Hashtag not all of us and that hashtag applies to a lot of people but hashtag fuck sickos. Gas lighting, what the fuck is that? fast lighting for you. You know, that's what pisses me off about it. Like, people are so used to just being negative and, you know, a little bit negative to give you some backbone. But too much, ugh, dude, it's exhausting. the pressing list, all that bad shit. Depends on how you look at your perspective. Each person's perspective is different. I, each person's perspective is different in life. I'll tell you what, seeing what cool taste goes through man, that make me appreciate my ass burgers and the fact that uh, I could legitimately get eye surgery to see better and I'm no longer legally blind. You don't know how grateful I am for there. I'm trying to be a dick dude, but there's the truth. It's not necessarily like no one cares if you smoke weed anymore. People are so open to that. It's just like… That being said, I may not be able to walk to smoke at doors, but it didn't say nothing about vaping. That being said, if you have like some CDE liquid, mixed with like some nicotine E liquid, and the CD is technically sold here in town, there are fucking head shops that sell Juicy J's. YouTube. There are fucking CDVapur pot paraphernalia head shops here in town that sell Juicy J's. It's beautiful I love juicy jay papers it has like zowing scoop like someone passed shaggy the baggies so we can roll scooby or dooby or do me where else scooby-doo-doo-y! and like I don't have to smoke it on camera to prove anything, you know, like one of my friends hits me up on Facebook. They're like, hey Coble, what you doing? Just hanging out, man, what are you doing? Well, you wanna come to my place and blaze a little? I'm down, I got a beer. Cool man. I don't tell everyone about all the friends that I meet for obvious reasons. and the whole trans thing, look, don't even get me started, Brad. There are people out there who identify as trans black. They are wider than my bare autistic ass and they identify as trans black. When I was a kid growing up in the 90s, if you painted your fucking face black and you acted like like you was black people said that was called black face and that was extremely racist these days if you're trans black you do the whole fucking nukepuke Zeus thing you call it out and you get called a biggate I'm like, what in the fuck? Chick-a-chicka, what the fuck is this shit? It is what it is, tubes. I know several people who are gay and trans. was sharing Daphne's story and she was bullied by her own trans community by her own trans community into committing suicide and nobody wants to talk about the hypocrisy of it so they're just like transphobic that solves everything nope nope nope you can't argue with us because we called you a transphobe nope But the show, I only want to say it because I don't want to throw up my beer. You know which one I'm talking about? The show, cuties. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.. Yeah…………………………………………………………………………………… The…. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. 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I caught a clivel in Joe Quagmire and Peter Haff, Corbritish voice, yes. Yeah. Just like, okay, not trying to be a guy, but… You watch at Baywatch, and you see Pamela Anderson in a red one-piece bathing suit. In like Wayne's Wild World, you're just like, shooing! I can get, you know what I'm saying? The other, you know what I'm saying? Like, for real, you look, but no, I can't understand why people do the shit they do. I cannot, and I don't, no no dude, it's just so nasty. Yeah, I sorry, fuck off. Let them just be kids, dude. Shits. Yeah, it's gonna suck when are kids are racist or when they're sexist or homophobic, yes. But you cannot force people to change. You have to let them make that change on their own. As frustrating as it is. Yeah, I'm definitely not as an age-strait that's God damn big y'er, because I'm straight up telling it like it is. Fock sickos, dude. I'll drink to that, winning! All the corporations, silencing all these major news networks telling us, like, oh it's not happening yet. People are distracted by their cell phones like uh no according to this sign it said it's not happening I don't have no source or credit for this website so See growing up as a kid, for the most part, you might have the one assole but like, they won't give a fuck if you were gay, straight, or goth, or email, or trans, or what the fuck ever, you know, as long as you were a decent person, you know, you know what I'm saying? Now I encounter so many assholes who bully me for being goth and I'm not apologetically myself and I'm just like man people cannot handle a heterosexual cisgendered male wearing nail polish. Holy shit balls would really get triggered by it. Which is stupid because you get triggered by it when the other side does it when the, you know, LGBT, Elmer, yeah. You're a biggates. And I'm like, it's because we give the other side, look it's because we give, just because we give women, minorities, an LGBTQ plus rights, doesn't mean we gotta start taking away the rights of everyone else. Fuxicos, and the problem with equality, this is a really hard conversation to have, is to some degree it's never going to truly be equal. And this is why a lot of people are pissed off at the LGBTQ because you have sickos who were using that platform to try to get really nasty and appropriate shit done to kids normalized and it's just it's disgusting. You have no idea how pissed that makes me like I have a reason why I school they're not quite old enough for that shit, you know what I'm saying? And they identify as other classmates are bullying them for it. You know, and on top of it you got some asshole who's just using this platform. It's a fucking virtual signal or a disgusting creep they are. It's just like, yeah, dude. I don't know how else to say it. You know, I really don't get to. Hashtag burn the map. The fact that there are people throwing a fucking bitch fit because pedophiles don't like being called perephiles I'm just like okay person down the street identifies as a god damn sparkly unicorn purple dragon poopimogee and who don't call them that? You're a bigot! and I'm like, okay, the world's going insane. That's how I feel about it, honestly. This should be a stigma attached to it because that's fucking disgusting. And as a kid, I had to crush on a lot of hot older female teachers and think Lucifer none of them touched me. And I waited till I was, I waited to called me a creep and they just laughed and said, I don't give a fuck. I still, I still hit on the hottest chicks in school because that's called Alpha Big Dick Energy, you feel me YouTube? Yeah. What? That's… Fucks it goes, dude. Between the dumbest comment I've heard about me on YouTube and Cool Case going, I forget what I was gonna say. I was just like, okay, hold up up I'll make a fucking video and just fucking go off I feel like okay this is how now the fucking the shirt here contains a heart and a peace sign yes very nice very nice plug that in the comments yes very nice plug that in a peace sign. Yes, very nice. We'll plug that in the comments when I'm done with the Vigia. You know what I'm saying? The thing of it is, Fox Sickos, but outside of that, everything else, it's just yeah. You're like I'm not gonna sit here and like talk in circles. About how much I fucking hate sick goes and the tools need to get alive. It's just it is what it is. Dude like I'm so fucking famous I was like oh hey Cob hey, Cobra found a couple of of age fan girls Daniel with on Stream Yards. That's porn bomb it was with some nasty shit. It's just so crystal coherent. I was like, what's it? And it's just like, dude, how sad is your fucking wife. Cobra gets the chick without… Cobra gets the of-aged chicks with chicks, you know what I'm saying, without having the fucking fuck them. It's the truth. I can get chicks to notice me without having to have sex with them. And everything's automatically implied, fuck the the trolls you know what I'm saying the fuck sick goes yeah most definitely what the fuck is up Bro, this is my new stoner shirt on customized girl. There's a cool skull with its mouth open and smoke in a tube. And it says stoned this shit, there is noise. It's like a 70s font right there that is. They rearranged my customized girls so when I click on my storefront all my shirts that I created are there. It's just arranged differently. I don't care, to be honest. That's some good looking for my attract here. Every time the troll is trying to fuck with me, Cobra wins, because you're only making me more famous. That's something to think about. What was trying to fuck with me? Because you're only making me more famous. That's something to think about. Yes sir, that is something to think about. Like I get hate just for being goth, and I'm like, it's stupid. So if anything, why the fuck would I bully someone? For being trans or, know lesbian straight gay whatever fucking as you're in a sicko I don't give a shit you know I'm saying like fuck bestiality fuck the shit Ted Bunny did fucking sast Funkinest. Like, u know, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's just like, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up, how do I, how do, pardon me, miss, but how do you feel when men make gender-based assumptions about women? Is it not the most annoying thing on the planet? Are you not sitting there like, oh my God, not all women are like that? There's a feeling of mutual understanding's frustrating because they get told that all women want his assholes. You're told that all women, all women, want his assholes. So, and when that doesn't work, women go to bus, feed, and wine because all men are the same. And when the dude can't get laid, it's all women, all women, all women, you know, and all men. And then, and then, and then, both genders whining about not getting any and it's just like but I'm the one bitching about it right I ignore it and just tell it like it is like if I ain't getting any I don't give a shit I know when I'm worth on the dating scene so all the trolls can fuck off dude and kiss Cobra cults righteous unholy ass. people who pay top money for the nicer albums. I appreciate everyone who bought the album, but the more expensive one, it's going to come with a hand-signed, like, wrap around it. I sign it, and then he takes the thing and then wraps it, and then he takes the thing and then wraps it, and does his magic. 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