Original Video: Buying a lighter

What's good, YouTube? The only reason I took some money out of my account is so I can get me a little bit of pipe tobacco and get me a lighter, a spare lighter, you know? I figured that's better than digging out of ash trees at least. Well I won't take you on my entire journey today you too but you can come ride with me to uh… to get my lighter so. Damn. Well I took out $22 and they're allowing me to get a spare lighter, a little bit of pipe tobacco, you know. Well I'm not too happy right now, YouTube. And the reason why I'm upset… Reason why I'm upset, YouTube, is because apparently… My neighbors were complaining about me. Apparently, my neighbors don't like the smell of my incense. And, uh… Well, the reason why I'm pissed, YouTube, is because I've never once complained about my neighbors. Never once. Never have, never will. Never once. Never have, never will. You know, there's been times where my neighbors have been ridiculously loud at a very inappropriate time. There's times I've heard my neighbors fighting about stupid shit and I could have called and complained about that to my landlord, but I'm like, no, I'm really distracted anyways. I mean it's bullshit YouTube. Because uh… You know I grab my bike to go for a quick ride. And uh… I'm about ready to take off and… Lo and behold my landlord stopped to talk to me and she goes, well I'm getting complaints about the smell coming from your apartment. I'm like oh, what do you mean? She goes, well people are saying you're burning incense and it stinks like weed and blah blah You know and I'm just like whatever you know to hurry and get my lighting and get back to my apartment because yeah I got shit to do. I have got shit to do. And yeah, some of my incense sticks, they might leave a suggestive smell in the air. But the whole reason I like them to begin with is for relaxation purposes, you know what I'm saying? Nice. I just think it's bullshit YouTube. You know, I could have called and complained about my neighbors several times, but I refused. Yeah. And the reason why I don't complain about my neighbors no matter how bad they get is because I don't want to make my landlord's job any more difficult than it's irritating, you know. And believe me, YouTube, there could have been several times, okay? Several times I could have complained about my neighbors. But I didn't, because, you know, I'm a bigger man you know like straight up yeah I'm riding my bike to Sinclair real quick to grab a lot of water to grab a lighter lighter to grab a lighter to grab a lighter bike to Sinclair real quick. To grab a lighter. I'm riding as quickly as possible because my dad's coming to pick me up. So I got a fucking hurry. Haha, ladies, what's up? That's always a day bright there. When a car full of hot chicks honks their horn at you in waves. Yeah, buddy. Well I've already got the pipe tobacco so I just I already bought that and now I was going to buy a lighter. You know, there's been times, YouTube. Okay. There's been times that my neighbors have had very loud sex. And it's like, I don't want to fucking hear that nasty shit. But did I complain to my landlord about it? No! Of course not! You know, and it… Damn it, YouTube, I'm not about to start complaining on my neighbors, you know? I could be a dick. I really could be, you know, I could be like the biggest dig in the world, you know, I could be like the biggest stick in the world. You know, I could completely, oh shit. Something down there is going on. Damn. Fire trucks, ambulances, but no seriously YouTube. Okay, I could have complained about my neighbors several times. Okay, I could have complained about my neighbors several times, but I refused to because like I said I don't want to make my landlord's job any more difficult than it already is. Oh, come on. All right. Park the bike for a second. It's going. It's a cool looking lighter. Hmm. How much of these ones? Not as they can their $1.5. That's not bad. All right. Yeah Thanks man. I'll try two. Yeah. All right. Oh, there's my bike, you too. Look at that sexy beast right there. All right. All right, now I wanna head back down to my place as quickly as possible here, so we can, yeah. Yeah. Because, uh… I… But on the for real though YouTube, I just, you know… I don't complain about my neighbors, so why the fuck they gotta complain about me, you know? And it's not like… It's not like… I'm up till four or five o'clock in the morning making a shit ton in loud-ass noise, you know? I just… Here it tastes the piss out of me, man. Uh… Oh. Excuse me. bike to watch for pedestrians. I haven't hit nobody on my bike yet and that's good. Like I get tired of it YouTube. And it doesn't happen all the god damn time. And it doesn't happen all the god damn time, you know? Every once in a while, every once in a blue moon, my neighbors will complain about me. And every time they do it pisses me out because it's like, look, I'm not a bad neighbor. I don't fucking complain when you do stupid shit, so why you gotta do it to me? You know? Really, it's a courtesy thing. I got places to be in shit to be in shit. I got places to be in shit to do right now. I cannot be riding around. being shit to do right now. I cannot be riding around. I literally had time to grab that pipe tobacco and a lighter. Even though they've had sex that was way too fucking loud, you know, carried on, had their fights and their arguments, being obnoxious. Being obnoxious and what have you. You know, so I've had plenty of opportunity to complain about my neighbors, but I refuse, okay? I refuse to complain about my neighbors but I refuse okay I refuse to complain about my neighbors because I don't want to make my landlord's job any more difficult than it already is you know and I'm out a fucking rat you know what I'm saying I'm not a fucking snitch fuck that shit You know, like it's… Fuckus… Yeah. Her like cute girl was like, bitchin'! Hell yeah! Yeah! Hold on to your line nuts! Time for an overhaul! Yeah. Okay. he was on his way YouTube so I got I got to get to my house get my bike put away a s a p yep it's a nice little three-speed you know it gets me around town especially when the weather is gorgeous like it is right now 76 degrees ladies and gentlemen all right make like the wind and blow out here All right. Make like the wind and blow out of here. Ohhh. That sounds nice. Hold on a second. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! That sounds nice. Oh yeah! That car sound noise. Think about nice weather, YouTube, people bring out their toys. Well anyways, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. And yeah, I'll catch you all later.