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The wand was returned

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What's up YouTube? Well, I'll tell you what, that alcohol I had earlier, kind of wore off, but that's all right. I'm all upset about that. No. There was a matter of fact. That's a brand new lighter. There's no way. Probably just because I was walking outside. Again. No, as a matter of fact… Look what I have here. This right here is a box. Is a box. And… This particular box can you guess what's in it? Oh look at that! Look at that! It's the wand I tried to mail Ozzy Osborne. The handcrafted wand that I had made for Ozzy Osbourne. And what is this? Right here, return to sender, unable to forward. Man, that sucks. I literally paid $3.57. So practically damn near $4 to mail a wand off to Ozzy Osborne and it said return to sender unable to sender unable to forward return to sender. Damn it! I checked my mailbox and I saw that I had the package key in there. Whenever residents at this apartment complex get a package, the key shows up in their mailbox. The key shows up in their mailbox and when they check their mail they can unlock the package portion and we get their package out. And when I seen this in the mailbox I was like what the H? And looking at the sticker right here it says unable to forward. And looking at the sticker right here, it says unable to forward, which means when I tried to mail a wand off to Aussie Osborne, they were unable to forward it to him. So I don't know. to him, so… I don't know. I guess the address I had put for the mailing address wasn't the right one. Man, and I waited… I waited for freaking ever in line at the post office. I waited in line forever at the post office. And this is what happens. I don't even know how to explain it right now, YouTube, other than I'm pissed. Now I literally spent some of my birthday money to mail one of my musical idols a fan-made gift and I thought to myself hey maybe it'll get there and you know maybe Ozzy'll think it's cool and yeah you know but But then I seen return to sender unable to forward on the package So I'm here to express not only my concerns but a bit of frustration to think that if I had known you two if I would have known it was going to say return to sender unable to forward Then do you think I would have bothered sending it to that address and the answer is no Damn it! This sets me back on my project list now. F mailed off and everything so that's cool you know at least I hope I got to to the destination okay but this is the first time I've mailed off a wand and got it back in the mail a couple days later due to the fact it was unable to forward the package. But yeah, if you saw my last two videos, that was pretty, um, pretty drunk. Well, my friends left, not too long after that, and, um, passed out in my chair for a couple hours, and, um,, passed out in my chair for a couple hours, and then………… a brief walk and when I came back to the apartment I decided to check my mail and upon checking the mail. And when I came back to the apartment, I decided to check my mail and upon checking the mailbox. Now because Aussie Osborne is a celebrity of sorts getting his personal address is not going to happen. But if I had his personal home address I could mail the wand there. But I don't have it so nothing I can do about it. So that, uh, fuck. Man, that's so irritating. And I'm not trying to toot my own horn here, but I think I did a pretty good job on Ozzie, Osbournes wand. Well, that stinks. Off to try again when I can. It just sucks I wasted birthday money to do it. Let's sit around here. Needless to say, YouTube, I'm not happy about this. But I suppose I'll try again in the near future hopefully next time around. Hopefully next time around. Um… Hopefully next time around… we'll have better luck. Until then, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. I'm confident that one day I'll get Ozzie's want to him eventually. But in the meantime, catch y'all later.

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