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spicy burger challenge

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What's up you two? So home boy Alex Campbell stopped by, I hate to hang out, got some beer system And he made this burger for himself to try, look at this monster He wanted to try making his own burger, and I'm like well go for it It's got like three different hot sauces on it The lips, they're already a little bit numb. Yeah man. Just from a couple, uh… Force of potato, yo, Kansas Russ of potatoes. All right. All right. With the hot sauce. There's like three different hot sauces on there, there's chocolate syrup. There's a small ice waist on it. Authentic? Yeah. on it authentic yeah yeah top mine is a little bit toasted but I'm gonna try all right he wanted to make this crazy ass burger I said if you eat it you can make it you know just don't want to go to waste and he's like yeah this I am is he gonna oh like this on the bottom. And so yeah. Is he gonna? Oh, oh. Oh, like just tastes a little bit of the sauce on the bottom and spicy, but sweet and cool. It's actually really quite tasty. Oh yeah. I'm sorry, I spent all day with my nine month old daughter and I got to feed her double baking cheeseburger today in a DFS. People didn't get bitchy about her nothing. She's a little pieces of it. When that girl was five months old I gave her fucking-ficking cheesy fries to share with me. She loves her daddy. She's the daddy's girl from now. When every day is around, my daddy is the bomb. She loves me everyone says that everyone sees that she loves her dad oh I am her daddy and I will always love my daughter matter what all my friends whatever she hopes and dreams to do I will support her in her life because I'm dead and I want her to have better than me. So, all right, Leona. Dad's gonna start crying, all right? Not for you, but for the sake of eating good food, which you get your taste from dad, I can tell that already at nine months old, so… She didn't want nobody else's fries. She didn't want anybody else to burger at five months old. she wanted dad's baking cheesy fries. Yeah. Like the old classic McDonald's. Yeah, that's, that looks a little, that's too spicy for her to handle, that way. This is too spicy for her to handle, I think it's a little too spicy for me to handle, but, tell you what, Josh doesn't show you show you with aituary of the Casper newspaper. I know I survived, I'm a true space wolf, and I lived, and I conquered that shit. And believe it or not, I'm coming back for another challenge. All right, yeah, let's go. All right. Oh, did you know the new River is blue coming out? It's live-ashing? Do you know the movie?, Wyoming, Wyoming is actually being played by a marine from the state of Wyoming. I didn't know that. That was cool. First point. I mean, can I give me strength? Oh, oh, oh, oh, bro. That top layer of the brim perfectly trunks. Try and neutralize that burn. A little bit of secondary burn. I guess we're going to throw it on your throat. Oh, that's when I started taking it. This is a nice infection. Well, this will clear that shit out real quick. Oh yeah, gee. When I get done with this video's done and everything. I'll go home. I'll seize it all out and guarantee. Gosh, can't cover it? Literally has the spiciest hot sauce for a burger. This? I decided Louisiana. I swear you got. You put like all three of my hottest hot sauce on the one bird. Oh yeah, all three, we're in there, it's all you had left. Yeah. I know you had like three or four or more, you know, a couple years ago, you were holding on to you, but those were all over left. Oh. Oh. I don't feel wrong anymore. I don't feel buzz anymore. I feel really hot and determined and motivated and I feel like I'm a steamroller, like a boiler, you know. kind of that flame going on. I had a good day today, so I'll end up day on a positive note. I'll show up to my dad and crash out on the couch, you know. He's my daddy. Fucking doesn't sleep hardly so. He's always up. Right. I want to thank him and then when he falls asleep I'm going to break his kitchen. Because I brought him most of the food this month. No… on the most of the food is not. No. On a scale of 1 to 10 though, how hard is that hot sauce combination? Hot sauce combination? Toball. The one I tried when I poured it on with just a, you know, a pea-sized drop, a-finking, felt like that small potato that I have for me to worry about. Yeah. But more dry and more arid. Like more direct and like in your face. You put, you literally put da-bomb, the zombie hot sauce, and ex caresso hot sauce, all three of those under one sandwich. Mm-hmm. Oh. I might have to do this for like a burger tomorrow or something because this looks nuts. I also put peanut butter and a little bit of mayonnaise on it as well. Not where it gets fried or cooked here or anything but like on top of the toasted bun on top. The toasted bun is obviously really the hardest challenge to go through because you've got to use your upper jaw, which is used to getting the most pressure on it. But it feels so good when you get to the peanut butter and manings taste. And then the hot sauce is the first thing you're going through is immediately it starts cooling it right down. But on your lips, like things are not in your mouth. Honestly, it makes your mouth really saluate in your salutatory glands, really inflamed and stuff because that's out of your mouth digest. You can start digesting your food before you eat your stomach. Let me say 17 seconds from, it's all like, to enter your mouth to be true, to be hit your stomach. That's just proven science. That's eighth grade biology. Anybody that's growing up here in the sale of knows that. Yeah. But spicy food, believe or not you can actually kill yourself on how spicy food is. And you gotta be careful on how numb it makes your face feel because like like I've told you before I used to sleep like helo cocaine. I don't even a pillow. I guess in high school. I'm not a good kid by any means. My good dad, yeah, did I get out of this shit? Did it was stupid and crazy? Could have fucked up my life yet? And I'm making my life better yet. I worked for my living all my life. I've got one kid that's nine months and another one on the way. Yep. Boy I just found myself for a woman to have kids with. I like them apples, YouTube. And actually what? Three's the two's thing. It's the most precious thing, till they learn how to crawl and stand and do things for themselves. Because if they're your favorite, or you're their favorite, they want to show up. They want to impress you. Everything they do. They want you to watch it and want you to see it. It's really hard if you don't want to make the income in the family that you are. Well, I got a care package and it came with a couple things here. So our home boy Alex Munch is down on the crazy spicy burger he made. Um, which I might do a version of this burger tomorrow. Honestly, all the sauce is combined on a burger. Um, which I might do a version of this burger tomorrow. Honestly, all this is combined on a burger. I would honestly really appreciate it to see it serve one day on a spiky bean. Yeah. My chicken meat. All right. The care package came with a note. Josh just wanted to share these dank cigars. They are a little on the strong side, but as a professional cigar smoker slash connoisseur. I am sure you will enjoy the flavor profile I know you have a cigar cutter so I enclose the cigar torch lighter and ashtray the cigars have been in my humidor for a few weeks as I like my cigars with as I like my cigars like a vagina I like my cigars, like a vagina, moist and sweet, so keeps these. I agree. Yes, so keeps these in the bag with the humanity palace to keep them sexy until you smoke them. FYI loved your to, loved your cocoa bread recipe. So, Mark, so, Mike Provolone., right on.. I love your to love your cocoa bread recipe. So smart. So my proverloan. Right on. Let me tell you I do get cigars. Yeah. Right on. Oh, cool. I like proberloan cheese. Pretty tasty. You know, a lot of shit. You can tell the truth Mr. Yeah. To tell you the truth Mr. Proverloan.. Mr. Provolone. Yeah. To tell you the truth Mr. Provolone I do keep my cigars in the bag when I get them. It does keep me fresher you're right about that. I have a spicy burger doing. Oh look at that. I'm burning up again and I want to be a couple bites again. You wanted to make the burger, you wanted to cook it. Because I brought over my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, like, your six sons. Well, here's the, um, uh, here's the, uh, uh, here's the, here's the, right on. Here's the cigar torch that came with the cigars. Very nice. It's got three little prongs right there. Very nice. There's a little prongs right there. Very nice. So the envelope in the plastic away. We'll be in the envelope in the plastic away.. Nice. So also the envelope and the plastic away will be in and open these cigars. Ah. Did you really spill that powder? I'm going to pick it up. Okay. I'm going to put it on. I am manning here, bro. You're good, dude. This is worse than yellow scratch. So I'll look at Pet Barn. Like, eh. You're good dude. Hey this is worse than yellow scratch. It's all like a pet barn. My name. Oh! I used to raise score beans a python. Yeah. Oh, it's hot. I feel like you've been off more than you can chew there. That's a creep for some of them. Yes too. Let me tell you what. It's awesome. How have you got you in the 40 Swiss cheese yet? Yeah. I mean, am I dying tonight? No, you're not going to die, dude. She's really spicy burger. Oh my gosh, you know, oh Yeah, bro, that's gonna be a mean combination of hot sauce. I'll tell you. Oh my gird. Oh my gird. YouTube, just look at these beautiful, beautiful cigars right here. Oh my fans are fucking awesome, yes they are. They came with the cigar ashtray as well. Which always nice to have a spare ash tray I'll keep that with my other collection of ashtrays from the camera. Ooh, I want to smell. Ooh. Oh. Oh. Hey. You know, I want to pull a cigar out and cut one and try on my camera. Are you sure? I mean, probably. Cool. Yeah, I can do that. I mean, I don't want to ask for one. Well, you got to finish that sandwich for us. to it bro. Oh he's gonna torture me with nicotine over spices you see this you see this you see this cruel sarcastic sadistic cool-ass motherfucker right here he's gonna really do that with me oh a $250 for the alcohol he's not gonna give me a cigar before I'm done with a three-s hot sauce you see peanut butter Manny's burger? well I'll give you a cigar for I'm done with a three-s-hot sauce, you see peanut butter mani's burger? Well, I'll give you a cigar for the walk-home. That's worth a burger. If it's a good cigar, I want to see him smoke at first. Yeah. Well, I eat the spicy burger. Is that fair, YouTube? That's fair, right? Yeah. Why the Spicy Burger's is that fair YouTube that's fair right? Yeah. Oh. Yes, I do keep these when I get cigars like this I to keep the humidifier pack in there. I've already I'm aware of this. It does keep them fresher. To to whoever sent you those cigars. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Yeah you. Thank you, bro. Yeah. From 100% Yeah. Cober and friends, man. I don't know how I did this burger right now. I didn't have that delicious cigar to smell while I'm eating it and dealing with sufferingness. Of the ninth gate of hell that King Cobra calls home. It's not a… So I'm a joke, it was bad enough. I mean, I get it to you, I have no science affections right now. Well, I'm going to put this back in the freezer to keep them nice and fresh. I want to cry. But it would hurt too good to cry right now until I'm done. When I'm done, then I can cry, that I can work as a man, I can get my cigar, and I can go the fuck up. True manliness right there. Keep my word. I'm so glad a little girls don't have to go through this. Oh, being an adult. remember when you were a kid, and if you didn't handle something that you want, basically the woman who could eat here, that. Ooh. It's back over there, bros on the scene. Oh, you're a dish trainer. Just screen. All right. And don't worry about the stuff on the carpet because I can back you not up. Oh, I told you I got that shot back. I'm going to pick it up tomorrow. Because I got a couple projects that I think you might be interested in doing it for yourself. If I can go get you rest of the stuff to do it. Because you got everything I don't have to do it. So I got everything you don't. Mine will give it to you and let you do something with it. I don't give your cigar, it's very good. I know you've got the brushes to do it, so you're all set up, I got the wood, I just bring over a couple stacks and you find a way to cut it with a hand saw or something, you'd be golden set to go. Sand it now a little bit on the edges. I don't give your cigar, or at least I'll give you. pipe tobacco take with you. I'm gonna quickly need this burger down this powdered milk, which I also brought over you too. I did, I donated it. Cobra's used it a little bit. I think it's very tasteful. I've always liked powdered milk. I grew up in a ranch in Wyoming, so… Gober was drinking a couple times his last time in a while, so it must be all right when he actually needs it. Come yeah Oh bro, just to have a smell of that leaf. Oh. Oh. Yeah. You take. You take. You take. You have bosses. Not angry………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Not angry. But arrogant! Dick! You're being sarcastic and doing this on purpose and not getting me wanting to go home with just a little bit of pipe to black or the eye box. Ooh. Now I'm treating, I'm fucking with you, of course I want to give you a sograph for completeness. I'm double-70 70, you might learn something. All right, so I look for that cap right there. You can see where the cap sits, a little line around. And mind your cover has more experience with the guards than I do. I mainly know pipes and pipes back. So that's it. And Shisha. See that's it. Anchesia. I've smoked hooka for quite a few years. I got a hooka. It works just fine. Right after I cut the cap off the cigar, I'll just show you just the tip of it right there. Just that little bit right there. Some trusty cigar cutter. I'm like really halfway through this burger right now. Yeah. I have stopped feeling my face. The only reason I can feel my lips is from the peanut butter. Yeah. Because it's really sticky. I know that feeling a peanut butter. Right. It's all I and I know the feeling of peanut butter. All right. That's all I can feel right now. Other than that, I can't smell shit. My sciences are that clear. And I'm not crying or anything. This is weird. Is this normal? Yeah. You're getting a pepper junkie kick. Oh yeah. He's doing it YouTube. He's actually finishing the sandwich. I'll give him props on that. Gave my word, didn't I? On YouTube. Thought you did. I mean, I got, you want to make a wand, it's like, I want a business, yeah. It's just stuff that I lay around, yeah. Oh, I made that wand over here. Good one. I love it, it's pretty, I wear it hop on this line. Oh yeah, I got, yeah, he wanted to make a wand, he's like, I want to see how you do it, and so on, Shulon and I made a wand, and then he's like, well let me try, so he made one, he got into it, you know? You got a nice even cut on that cap. You can see where the cap kind of comes around. There's still a good half of that cap on there. That's what you're looking for when you cut a cigar. It's greasy, it's messy, it's like a little classic 1956 diner burger, just something that you got done working on, scotch grappers in New York, and you just want something thrown on there, you've been dealing with a wife that's going through a third prurge and see a second trimester, and you just wanted a good fashion, a spicy, but weird, funky burger. And that's why you poured it man, you're the one that made it, you're the one that's all I feel right now. I'm just on all day with my daughter, my pregnant wife, and I'm having grave for spicy, peanut buttery, kinds of weird shit today. So many of the great ones you know, psychology. I mean it hit me bad thing. deep body on it. Holy crap, he's just hot. It's good, it's hot. I'm getting it. Ah. Just avoid touching your eyes after eating that burger. I'm making sure I touch my eyes. High fact, it's my eyes like 16 times. I always touch it with my sleeve or I have it touched the burger or hit it and all. Yeah. Oh, this shit sucks. We start in that loosening a little bit. Just a little. Yes, it's spiced. There's that real worries. Why don't you start hallucinating, you know, as you're going on? As long as you don't cry, touch your eyes, you have that cool, cool, you know, tap water glass, powder, you know, you've been savoring and waiting for it at the end. Oh, it's going to feel so good. And I'm going to feel complete. I have my inner fat kid that's going to truly come out. I know, feel complete at 26 years. Yes, well, yeah. All right. Let's do it. No pain, no glory. Oh, wow. Wow. He's got maybe like four or five bites left, maybe six, seven. Four or five large, large, people bites people. I shit you not. Large people bites. I did not have a huge mouth. Oh, it's gonna be at least 12 for me. I'm gonna like to say I would be sprayed in the face by saber pepper spray by Rocco, self-defense technical, by the US military standard. Sprayed in the face by saber pepper spray by rotco self-defense technical by the US military standard The day this murder right now. Oh, who will? Damn, I know it's the spiky sound. The only thing I can appreciate about it not being in my eyes is I am not crying while I'm pissed and beating the shit out of you. It's not pissed I'd be. I had no control over it. I had control over it and damn this is pretty hard. This is pretty hard. I know I say going through the shit I'm going through life right now. It's just as equal is hard right now. And I'm taking like a champ and I will continue to take him to take a champ and I will finish it and I won't get done when I want to be done. Smuck one year. That murder, yeah, fucking cigar, he's smoking. Oh, reminds me of Upstate New York and the old school 1950s bars. So, so bad. I've got my car stuff. she was rushing by the way. Crazy to drink vodka every day. I was eight years old and she drank a gallon of vodka with me. Any amount of new, because I couldn't drink it out of round new. It's old, but, you know, cleanly, yes. on hand I am gonna oh bro I should be you ashtray that well he's saying you I guarantee you're gonna save her for a long time because I care to you I would I don't disagree with you right there it's brought a lot about an ash when I have cigar and I'm surprised as it's balled off by now no reason why I has the phone off because I know know I'm doing. I'll actually do it to ask the cigar is very lightly roll it just like that. Yes, powder milk, I hear you. You're offering me the first aid, whatever, I don't give a plug. I'm going to finish this and then I'm going to take that first aid because I'm a true fucking PlayStation fair like Medal of Honor and PlayStation, whoo, whoo. It is kind of canoeing just a little bit. This is a challenge, bro. I don't see it. And that, cigar is pretty rich. I don't think I can get as far as much as you had without having to take a break from it. It's a little bit beyond my class. Ooh. Sazids and Tennessee honey and he showed me still a much garbox at home. I haven't touched me yet because they're just so good I save for special occasions you know for any days. Right I'm gonna read blizzards. I go outside, I'm a blizzard, I'm a blizzard, I'm smoking blizzard, smoke one of those. I don't worry about the cold. It's challenging up just getting through the fucking cigar cigar all the way through the end. Right. Never mind, I thought go. All right. Now what I'll do is I'll smoke like a little bit of it and like I was fat roach for later. This is a good cigar. So a big thank you for sending these. I want to thirdly enjoy these. I'm all going to smoke all these in one sitting, but every so often like have a nice fancy cigar for the occasion. I'm like, yo. I was so relieving. I had like a small little pinch. A little switch. With bad, but I had like a small little pinch of Swiss cheese with pant-blower and panning and I was cool. And it really cooled down for a second that I breathed in and then it started eating back up like you know sleeping embers in the fireplace you know and all those old tomato survival kids. Just like those when you started them up. Oh I felt like that in my mouth. I was like, oh! That feels so good, but… What else? That after a little… start a burn? After you start breathing in? Oh, one of the brightest people should go today, is his kitchen. I don't think Dardow could cook this good. Why you can't cut? You've ever seen Cook in the comic books? I am. The price, oh man. Oh, you got tissue, bro. Ooh, right side is? Right down here? Yeah. By weath and tooth? Just had a pop feeling all of a sudden my side is up here just like, it got full. And it's like, not full full with solid, but it's like, it's like not full full with solid, but it's like it's inflamed it is high yeah, right? It's feeling ruddy. Ooh. You know, I got you. Oh. I swear on my head. Yeah, I'm blaming you. I will tell you and anyone else in the world, even if it's the most Corbett chef ever. Fuck you. No. He's getting it down though. Oh yeah. We're going to be on the chat when I get done. Great, I feel like a little bitch for cry about it, but I got some milk, powdered milk, sweet sweet powdered milk, a sweet powdered milk at the end of it, a soy powder to milk. Oh, just gonna cool that bird, you know, beep you see it feels so good. I brought it over that whole entire town, you got half, I can't lift that shit. More than enough for me, I have two of those glasses, but get all that hotness down, but all that powder You don't have cold milk from a jug from the store. I know why babies love one meal. It's a powder milk. I lived off the back milk. That powder milk is so worth it right now. I know why babies love one meal. cold milk from a jug from the store, pound milk, good. Basically with a couple of potatoes with sugar, stir it up, but if we're ready for about an hour, just as good. Okay. I raised him for him two weeks old. The house, to bite me on the ass ever again. I only have one horse do that and that was a high horse. He was a Clydesdale. I raised him from a baby. Bob fed him. But I docket him in the church department. He bit me around everywhere. First time he bit me in the ass, like all the other horses did, they were all a quarter horse and bust eggs. So they're no perdue in that. They're mischievous that way. Icedale's on. Because in a moment he started acting like them. I punched him straight in the nose because I bet you won't punch you no more. No shit. He never did. Never once did he do anything that would harm a child, an elderly or a woman. But when it came to me, he wouldn't mind running me over just to knock me over, just to prove that he was bigger than me. It was a lot of hate relationship, meaning that worse, but we saw a lot of I, I, heart to heart because I adopted it and I raised it. And that's a real test of real darkness. Can you adopt something and raise it like it's your own? Still have that love for you in your heart. That's a real death. What needs blood. Now I actually have blood kids. I feel much more accomplished of a man. That's real about blood. Right. Now I actually have blood kids, I feel much more accomplished with a man, as a human being, and as a person that cares about everything that lives besides me. I understand a lot more about how precious the present and current life really is. I'm proud to be dead. It's been a hard emotional and mental struggle. And going through the challenges I have now, I would not trade my current situation for any other, or in the world, or in the entire class. There's nothing you can trade me, trade me, other in the world or in the entire cosmos. There's nothing you could trade me. Right. They would sway me from it. All right. Literally, I've forced this fucking giant burger down. They see how the cap's cut right here. There's still a good portion of that cap on the back. That's how you cut a cigar, ladies and dads. That burger, I mean, scoundey meat for his channel was nuts, dude. Oh, I watched that on one of the few years I got to watch over the past year in seven months. That was the same. Ohh. What I'm doing is the same. Oh, what I'm doing is the same. Are all your friends into insane food? You're at least once in their life? Oh, it's like, see, it's like death on a bun. But it's so good It's so good Oh In that part the very part I'm holding on to point. And it was spiciness drunk. You know, whatever's in it, it was spicy food. We drunk off of it, plus being buzzed off a little bit of alcohol. And what time, we're not going to buzz off alcohol anymore in my spiciness. I swear drunk I'm not got, I'll put that on my mama's grave. So help me God. It's spicy food does give me a buzz. It sobers you up too. There's like a sober buzz, like you're alert and you could think, you're just like oh my god I want to get this to stop. And that's like the primary thing you can focus on but you have to focus on other stuff to make it through just that primary thought. Right.. It sucks. I think it's the only way I can do just that primary thought. You almost got it. I almost got it. Positive mental act too, like you have sex to get it. Positive mental and add to P&A. My wife watches him all the time. Like she's trying to find me. I'm not really bad with myself, but I think it's cool and which my mom's game kind of out of life. Subnautical was cool. That was a really challenging way to survive by the way. I don't like swimming. But that's really not my knee. classic. When scienceists are really succor. You can stop any flame and league. Classic. I like subcomanders. You know why? You know why? You don't have time for bullshit? Me neither do why. So, here we go. Bottom's up. Ah. How much did I get left? Yeah, sure, you tube this. I would say I have one fourth of a leaf of the original side of the sandwich. Yep. Or eight thousand leaves. I don't know, I don't know, or 80 thousand leagues underneath the sea, a set yellow submarine, surrounded by strawberry fields, forever, yeah, I fucking be able to reply as far. Oh shit. Ohh. Oh. Oh………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Odin, give me the wish and not do this shit ever again, give me the door, give me the strength and the balls to do it again. Oh, that probably won't happen, just let you know. I mean, I'm a ballsy motherfucker, but I don't take too many chances with it. Honestly, if I don't stop at this, ever eating some dums and some milk, I'll get a call from the hospital bed in the morning. I've never felt like this, ever eating, that's why he very, he got me a little concerned. I… I… I can't feel my hand. or eat and that's why he's very, you got me a little concerned. I, I can't feel my head. I feel like my tongue. Yeah. And that's it. I have like no more sense of taste or smell. I don't even know a cigar, it doesn't smell like a cigar at all. Or you just, doesn't smell like anything. And I'm going to finish the rest of it. I've got one fourth of it left, one corner. Oh, I hope that milk is worth it. I hope that milk is just as good as I remember it from growing up. Ohh.. My daughter's only nine months old, but I hope she gets to taste some damn good fucking milk. I grew up, like especially fresh cow's milk, straight milk from the cow, like I grew up. I had to do it myself, but ooh, butter milk pancakes, fresh cow's milk. Ah, she's a bomb. Mable fucking sausage links with maple syrup. Butter milk. Better milk pancakes. Mm-mm-mm. Jetted tap on the ashtrings. Just like that puts it out for later. Break on that cigar for a second. I'm just going to let you know. It should be illegal for you to have more than two types of hot sauces in your place of cooking at all times. It is just that bad. I'll guarantee you. my mom, she's a tough enough woman to wait, finish this. I see what it calls you every word in English dictionary except a white bag. That's just how she was right here. You know, I love my mom. I don't remember her memory. I talked so proudly over. She was a good cook. She taught me how to cook. She taught my flavor and food. This is definitely one of the things she would have put together. I tell you what I'm here with Josh and not my mom eating a spurger right now because I can't eat my mom what, what, already because I don't know how the spurger is. And she grew up old, old, oh, oh, spicy Italian. Her cows down there, spicy three meats and seven cheese was a little joke. If you was half russing, so, whoa. She had a very good choice in the red shruder than they want. Well, I wish I had some there right now, because at least it wasn't as burn, it'd be as better as this shit. You know, 12 o'clock in here, you know, fat kid, skinny fat kid. Don't touch me, fuck you. Okay, I'm going to say a bunch of real cheese. I got much of really, I think that happened in the powdered milk. It's going to hot, spicy. Just… Mmm. My dad's been asked about what happened. I was going to ask him, I'm in a really positive mental state right now. Oh, I'm getting more excited than this bird. Oh. Oh. My dad's been asked about what happened. I'm going to ask for my friend let me do it. Stupidness think I ever get and make a burger with all of his hot as hot slices. All right. What are you going to like me and call me stupid? I agree with him. Get a glass of milk as a place or water or whatever he's got over there. By the time we got over there, he'll sleep. I want to sleep for a while I was around her shit to do it, mom. I'm going to need a recoupre from this shit. If I'll come over here, or nobody goes about me on Facebook or whatever, more far as I'm doing my own thing, fuck y' y'all. hundreds of a trip right from the show. They can cover awesome shit. Oh you welcome. Oh, you're a little… You need people to sign a warning label on this shit. You don't allow them to take more than two hot sauces. I mean if they're experiments like me, I put three on and you try some hot tosses I've never got to drive. Because I look here most of my life. You know, like look here most of order I've lived here most of my life. You know, you've ordered shit from… Or fans, semi-haws. The fans, sand, and shit. Uh… No wonder, think over it, it's not bad, hey, well, then, settle down, and I guess. It is too fucking hot in this environment for them to survive. Not down. I'll find a woman I find one on H. Those find one when we find one. But hopefully you got a little bit of money to his back so you can kind of enjoy a little bit kind of practice it safely, kind of take it slowly, not do what I did, but I'm not regret in my life. I'm just saying that's what I probably do differently if I had a chance to do it over you. Yeah. As far as any of your shoes. That's why I do. Take a little bit slower. I took it so serious for so long, the time I started taking it slow. It's been nice, got serious. Oh hella, oh. I love every minute of it. It's like this burger. I love every second I'm eating this burger. I'll eat shit. I might cry like a bitch. I might wine. blah blah blah. I'm gonna get done. wife does not like sleeping next to me after I got home from the Josh Sonners place when I'm eating food. Yes. Yeah that time I cleared my sciences but that smoke was dug she slept next to me I woke up batter in the fucking four explorer that we bought together. That's how dry she was. She's looked out in a board with a seat laid back and everything. Oh, it was a little fucking weird where we did that video. Damn. Yeah, the flu, we were born guys and everything. See being pregnant, frees me out of our, our room. We'd rather sleep in 40 below zero weather, then sleeping next to me, then the R and R and R on. See, being pregnant, frees me out of our, our room. We'd rather sleep in 40 below zero weather than sleep next to me than our and our own bed and we're buried. Yeah, that's a two months, two tramist who's pregnant. Two and a lot of spicy food. I couldn't help it. If I had my home from work, I just wanted something spicy. I'd be gating, jigating, shrimp, something. My daughter was born. That spicy craving went completely way. I shit you not. I swear. That's what I am. We could have spicy food. Right….. The current spicy food. I didn't. My wife was afraid from my daughter and that's all I created was spicy food. And this just, uh, this brings me back. This is like a few weeks before she was born. I ate the most spiciest general towel chicken I've had in this town. And it's the place I've gone to a while for sesame chicken. I love there sesame chicken flame in one. And it's a place I've gone to a while for Sesame Chicken. I love their Sesame Chicken flame in Waugh. Right. But finally, you know, townhouse, to the single order, it was 525. So delicious, I wanted to go back and have one. Yeah. I spent all my money on a single order side dish. Joe, cow's chicken from Flaming Wawak in the mall. to eat that night. I did not look good. It was hot. I have not tried flavor walks, chair, towel, chicken eat a long time. By the way I say, it lived up to his name and this isn't even come close. Like that when I had it isn't even come close to this right now. Honestly, I'm going to savor that milk a lot. God. Camable. Just a couple more bites. Just a couple more bites. It's just a couple more bites. I would tell you several words and say no talk. I would make a burger with the hot sauce combination tomorrow. You're going to have to do it. If I was even paid a million dollars to redo this burger, I wouldn't. I'd tell you several words and a shot. And you're one of my two best friends in this fucking town. I would tell you several times right to fuck out. Uh-uh. Is that spicy, huh? Damn. Like, honestly, I've thought about punching you and giving you a dead horse in the lane quite a few times. Just because how much my mouth hurts, parts that aren't numb. And right now the spicy part of my tongue is going off like a fucking fire siren. It's finally just hit the back better part of my tongue. It's like what's going to make it. So worth getting the milk. My sad last little eating by the fucker on the length of your pussy liquor. He said a little mother bucker. The most brutal and honest mother bucker of your taste buds. Tell you what, honest, I got. Ah! Here comes a right nose. You're good too. You're good too. That's going to clear all your sizes. That's what spicy food does. I'm never going to… Japan!, having there spicy…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I'm never going to Japan. I mean they're spicy. It seems like wings, because I know I handle it. Fuck. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Let me, fuck you and he'll just suck you bullshit. Oh! I hope you're gonna come fool, I know fucking come crazy. This is crazy. Gosh, you're crazy. I'm really for talking you and to let me do this. And that's the same logical response. Yeah. Oh! You wanted to make a burger mic. Oh!.. Oh You wanted to make a burger mic bro, it's your funeral you want to oh or make a video and you that be worth it Yeah, this is worth it better be my hope to God it is. I'll be pissed if it isn't This is all for YouTube. It's all good. Yeah, I'm too present, but seriously you guys try what you just let me concoct? You just let me concoct. you'll probably never try to get either I won't blame you do because I'm not going to you ever try to make me make it again you for somewhere else I would tell you just to you yourself geek over you go straight out to your face just screw yourself I've never making this again this was horrible it was a good palsy it was a good palsy it was horrible bad mistake it was a good palsy. There was a good palsy move. A good challenge. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be the only one to fucking do it. Anyone can fuck with me. I will rip out their throat. I will rip out their guts. I will soak them in gasoline. I will let them on fire hanging with it and dealing with their own flaming flaminging and flamingine. Other than Josh. Okay? All right. I'm having a little bit, if I'm saying this, but I mean it. So let me go. Ah! When I get done with this I'm gonna roll like she bocker because I'm the moist of Mufa motherfucker. Oh! He's on his last bite, yo. Oh, hoo-hoo. F-hoo. Oh, he ate it. Oh, dude, that's gnarily. Ugh! Fuxus is beyond gnarily. That's mad and sober, bro! She's a terrible butt of bummer! Ah, she's able to learn from my hand! Ah! I can't, no! I like this. Oh yeah, your first full character. Shit! Ah, fucking McEnzel album, talking nothing, bathroom, and master plane. I'll probably want to tell you shit. I remember your original name, Change Man, Change Man, and Two, I drew a series on CBS, or THS. Oh, I remember that. So I have some of those BHS, Oh I remember that. I still have some little features at home. It was funny too, like how spicy of these hot sauces and like you're pretty spicy bro in your legs. Oh see this, I haven't even blown a tissue one is my burger. Oh dude, and still coming, fuck this! Oh bro Oh! Oh! Oh! Never do this again! I swear it got a… Oh! Never replicate that! Oh! You definitely, uh… Here's the thing though, he brought out tubs. Tubs is cool, calcium. Okay, let's grab a couple of us. All right. Oh, gosh, you had to buy her milk care. That's good. There's calcium protein, you know, quite a bit deep, might have been seen. Oh, good, have the glass? Dirty God. Oh, oh, oh. This is the most popular burger ever. Yes. Yes. Yes. I swear. Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. This hurts really, really bad. And you wanted to eat it too. I'm crazy enough to do it too. Ask Mother Russia. Ugh! Oh! I know my American. Oh, holy shit. And I can always see that without a shadow of doubt. Ask Mother Russia, I'm for reason up to do it. Oh! I didn't have to do it. I only spent four months there. Oh! Oh, you're you would feel your ball seeped so deep and you feel like such a man right now. Oh! I'm gonna watch these dishes a little bit. It's just hot. I haven't even talked with it right now. I gotta get more water. Go for it. There's more powder in my hands. Water. Thank God……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. just sucks, my nose is raw in it. I feel like my daughter right now, just with her mouth, which is smiling, because she drools a lot. And, oh, I get, dad, dad gets drooled so much. That too, my shirt, after every visit, I have to bring a spare one with me, just because she drools a lot. And she, babies put a lot in their mouth man. I tell you what, anything gets up on the floor or anything, they put in their mouth. They want to taste it, they want to figure out what it is and that's one of the few ways they know I'd do it. Oh, Lioda, better, never ever try a burger like this. She's at least a few alpinoes, ghost peppers, cepers, Caroline Reber, the forehead, and reaperbeas, beforehand, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, ghost peppers, Carolina Reaper, the beforehand, you know, because, oh this shit sucks. I guarantee you would have already killed my older brother with this burger. He is hardly ever eaten any kind of spicy food at all. He is so quiet with his food that he would not handle the sheer spice level of this. You know, I've done shit on your jail that should have killed me. Yeah, I've always survived because I believe I could. I'm going to do it this time, but no. Had I ever done, I've never done that again. I'll do everything else, but not that. When you can take that to the bank. I'll do everything else, but not that. When you take that to the bank. And yet in fact you can take it to my bank, while it's harder. It opens up at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. Oh! I need… Believe it or not people, I need to run over and grab this roll of tissue, because I get a hot fuel of my nose. whole tissue because I hit a hot fuel my nose. I'm hoping I can still blow all air through it. I'm bringing it out of my mouth and trying to talk. I bitch and I go, because, fuck, ugh. half, you know, year and seven months been so much yet. It's been so much a blessing that it is actually an honor to do this kind of video and you know be here. It's been a long hard road out of hell. It's gonna be a long longer more harder road to get fully out but you know we all love Maryland, and… Back in 1996. All right. I love that one. That's my favorite version. Come on. Oh, oh. I still got more milk. That's really worth it. Yes. All right. Awesome. Good video. Buck y'all. You all can't do this shit. You're pussies. I'll call out and end it here in a second. I get taken care of the reason. Oh, you're all good, bro. You're all good. Ugh. I hear you guys want to replicate this. And do it yourself. You're doing it. It's your odd risk. You know what? And only the person that can give you a list of ingredients is him because I can't remember them all because I'm too fucking burnout. I can breathe. Not everything smells like shit. It's awesome. The air turned off, says how long it's been on, bro. Like the screen, they're off. What's that? The screen's turned off. That's all I'm still going. Well, that's cool. All in and out. And it's a good video, good burger, just to work challenge, different work time. Oh, thank you. I will definitely say, I probably will say, I'm a dad's porch night, because he's out there hot. And I am a furnace all the time. My wife will tell you, my daughter, she is like, she is like, she's like holding an electric space heater at full of blasts in your arms, telling you that's her face. She can walk like 15 feet by herself with help. But she doesn't like to do it in a walker when dad's around. When dad's not around and like not at the visits she'll do it all by herself in the walker. But when dad's there she herself in the walker. But when dad's there, she will walk the walker instead of using it to build her leg muscles. She'd rather build her upper body and her leg muscles at the same time. And she's only nine months old. But only when her dad is around. How do you explain that in a bonding study? How do you explain that in a bonding study? I can't explain that. Other than the fact I was there for the first three and a half, three and a half weeks of her life. First three and a half. The only assistant parent there, she is a daddy girl. I said clean, so. My daughter is what you just did most hoping is did when I was born. I'm not going to live with myself. That's a good feeling. You don't only have the option to quit. You got something else that can't quit. And can't have the option to quit. You got something else that back to it. And can't have any place. That's real question. Never quit. I'm not going to come back to the later and I'm young kid. They're always on play. And they're always on one. Oh, they're on one hand, right? And I will say I put my wife, my daughter before me, I really do. I know. You guys have many pairs of socks? My wife has? 100s. Even if you pay the socks my daughter has? Thousands, bro. Nice. I didn't pay for all the socks from my daughter. They donated. And there's a lot of baby girl clothes out there. But still, it's the medical appointments and everything I pay for. Her medical appointments, bills, everything my medical bills, my medical bills, I pay for. Her medical appointments, bills, everything, my medical bills I pay for, are housing or food, everything I pay for. My wife fails to understand sometimes that when she gets moody and grouchy, that oftentimes she takes everybody that's going out, like everything is going on in our life right now, out on me, even with our daughter. And it's not my fault if anyone that's at fault I need the least at fault in this entire case and that's been true of the court. Right well I am a man of my word you you finished that's a that burger I watched to do it so I got a couple more drinks that milklift made a little bit more but I'm pretty sure you won't my making out of my glass before I hit out no shit perfect cut the's on cigars, I don't. There you go ahead. Yeah. And they struck that bitch up. Have a victory cigar after completing that. Yeah. I do look differently than you. Yeah. I do look differently than you. I really do. Yeah. I mean I like to… I'll try to chew on and save their flavor a little bit. And this has got a good flavor of it. I'm not just right after that. Yeah, these are really good cigars. three or four fucking days lightly puff it off. Nice. So I definitely would say a cigar like what he's smoking right now long I got. He's definitely worth the challenge of eating a three spice cupboard burger with squish cheese. And peanut butter man. That was actually a really delicious extra add on to flavor. Oh, look at because Josh got me into the weird, weird, teasing burgers. Yeah. Some I had a peanut butter and chili double baked burger at Johnson House. Oh yeah, Elvis Pressey Burger. He's had the Elvis Presley Burger. I've had a peanut butter one without the bananas. But believe it or not, that is the first time I have gotten to eat bananas on a burger since I was 15 years old. Other than that I would have gone to the hospital. No joke. It's like I can eat bananas now I actually shared a banana with my daughter today. I put it part of my mouth and shoot it up and gave her small little bits of it. Yeah. And the public health nurse told me that was okay because I am her biological DNA father. Yeah. My bacteria is her bacteria. Right. How much time she has actually spent with me. Right. That was pretty cool. I've never got any demand. I've been like 10 years. I used to love monkey tails, you know, but he ants dipped in liquid chocolate and frozen. Right. Monkey tails are nice. Charlotte classic. I won't my daughter experience that. But it is a blessing me there. I will say that. Right off the bat. That relights. This is a good cigar. Would recommend… I would recommend a good diamond match for these ones. These ones are totally worth. But probably some diamond match. That's wood. I lost my hip the other day. But it sucks. It sucks, but… It sucks, but… They're ten bucks. You know, we'll all get ten bucks later on in our life, some point or other. Yeah. We still got oil, I still got flints and wicks. We still got oil if you need some for yours, so just like you know, I'll eat some for yours, so you know, it's not an hour of your place. It's not that hard to place. You know me. Me, sentimental material, shit. I can't tell you with me, I'll leave this world behind me. I can't take my daughter with me, though, or my wife, so't mess with those two things, we're cool in life. That's any other out there. I got a nice light on that re-light. This is a good cigar. And, well, thanks for completing that channel for you too. It feels like a Wolverine cigar, like, really, like, it does. Like, Josh, his choice of cigars. like a wolf or eat cigar like really like it does like like Josh's choices cigars those grandiocio cherry mibustos yeah I was thinking about those the other day I was just like damn damn they just had enough for one got pla packing about right? I don't know. Last me two days. Great. Last me two days. Only these last me three days. Because even when I get to the very snow snow, I still put that in my fight and I have two fights. Mind you got pipe from my wife's cousin? And secretly, I had a crush on my wife. He told me this. He told me this. Believe it or not, I told him. Don't tell me that shit again. You. Gross. Beach breaks off. Don't mention that shit again. To me. He hasn't mentioned it to me. Mention it to my wife. My wife wanted to be Paulie for a while. She tried it. She didn't like it when I got into it. But so far it's working out first. Go ahead. I mean, we don't have a partner in this state. It's more like online dating. But she's okay with it. I'm okay with it. I got, so that I actually made it ends with one of my excess of one of my excesses that our relationship actually broke up pretty badly. So it's been, it's been, it's time for me. Well this video is an hour long and I'll leave it at that, you too. Pace out, you too. Maybe one.

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