Original Video: Trolls need to get a life

Up YouTube, it's your boy King Cobra back at it with another video, sitting back, sipping on a grape soda that my fan sent. I opened it in my last food hack video, which… Check that out, and one second. soda pop not a sponsor. So my YouTube trolls sent me a text message talking all this shit about me and Jessica and threatening to scare her off and all this crap and I let them have it. I'm like here's the thing of it if my YouTube Trolls got a girlfriend I wouldn't try anything to scare them off because I wouldn't have to. Oh I did I wouldn't have to. I don't know I did I let them have it too. I'm like, Cobra rules your sad fucking life. Otherwise you wouldn't care if I go live. You wouldn't care if some chick who's almost 40 wants to fuck me. You would not physically fucking care. And matter of fact, as my YouTube trolls met one of my female trolls and they hooked up on the basis of, we both hate Cobra. I'd be like, good for you. Maybe if my trolls got some pussy in their fucking life, it could distract them from their hatred of Cobra. And I basically said that my trolls are just mad because the only pussy they've gotten is when their mom birthed them out of her nasty cunts. And I'm like, I honestly feel sorry for my fucking YouTube trolls, man, because there are celebrities I don't like, but I don't spend every waking moment trying to come up with these clever, stupid schemes to harass them. And it's like if you're gonna troll somebody, you don't tell them what you're doing. That's not very effective, is it? I get a girlfriend, it just drives him nuts. I mean, Christ, I haven't even got on a date with Jessica yet. They're already fucking trying as hard as they can to harass her. And honestly, it's pretty disgusting. Like, I know, let's bully an autistic person for hating sickos. Huh, and then we're gonna scare off every chick that has to get with him. Who does that shit? If anyone's a fucking sicko, it's my fucking fagget-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at persons for hating sickos. Oh, and then we're going to scare off every chick that has to get with him. Who does that shit? If anyone's a fucking sicko, it's my fucking fagget YouTube trolls. They are the worst, dude. And you know what separates me from my YouTube trolls is? I don't have an entire subreddit page dedicated to hating my trolls. I don't gotta do shit to get inside their fucking heads. I'm already fucking there. I'm already fucking there, dude. Otherwise, they wouldn't give a shit. I've only gotten like two text messages from these fuckers in like the last three to four days. I'm wearing them down. Nah! And YouTube doesn't give a shit if I get harassed outside of their platform unless it gets real serious. So it's pretty much up to me and my fans to combat these losers. They go Jessica wants to fuck Josh and Data and all this other stuff and you can't handle it. A lot of chicks think I'm attractive, but they don't want to say shit about it because they're afraid of being harassed. While my loser idiot trolls, who clearly need to get laid more than I do. And I know I'm right, otherwise they wouldn't text me, and they wouldn't harass Jessica. One second. Told these trolls to lick my fucking ass crack. I told them. I told them.