Original Video: Trump Burger

Good Fine afternoon, fellow Youtubers. It's King Cobra J.F. fast back at you with another video. And on this cooking video, I guarantee you, what are going to make a burger? Not just any bacon cheese burger, but the Trump burger. I guarantee you it's going to be unhealthy. It will not shut down the government, but it will shut down your honories. How exactly do you make this burger? Well, if it's called the Trump burger, what are two things that Donald Trump loves diet coke and potato chips from Lays I guarantee you that those things will be on the burger I got some piped it back on I'm ready to go Now whether you like Trump or not Eh. This video like Trump or not. Eh. This video is done, as…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… This video is being done strictly for satire purposes. This cooking video, I guarantee you, is being done for satire purposes., so if you can't take a joke, I guarantee you, I guarantee you, is being done for satire purposes. So if you can't take a joke then don't watch it. We're gonna make the Trump burger it's gonna be great. It'll be a wall of beef, cheese, bacon, potato chips. How the hell are you gonna incorporate diet coke into this? Well, you hold the fucking phone for a second. We'll get into that here in a second, huh? Now I've been making this burger in my test kitchen, and I've perfected it for what I want to look like on camera. And well… See, there's some grease on the bottom of my pan still when I use that grease to toast or buns. I don't know, I can get the stove turned down to eight. Look at ourselves a couple of plates here. Or a plate at least. I don't think we need an extra plate for the bacon. We'll just use… a serving plate that I put the burger on, kind of keep it off to the side. to need to grab ourselves a cup of some soda pump. You're getting hungry Mr. President? Look at them laced potato chips, the classic, and the diet Coke. Just how fresh is this diet Coke? Let's crack it. And the diet Coke. Just how fresh is this diet Coke? Let's crack it open. Listen to the carbonation release. Crack it open? What? You getting thirsty, Mr. President? I bet you are. Look at that fresh pour action. All right, so now I have poured myself a cup of diet Coke. And of course we have our ways classic potato chips. You know you want it? awesome. Here, you know what I'm going to do? Let's try this up. I'm going to dip the potato chips in the diet Coke, and then I'm going to eat it. Don't, dunk. Like dunking some milk and cookies, right? Hmm. Hmm. So we might have to put a camera down as we work our magic here for this burger. So we might have to put a camera down as we work our magic here for this burger. We work our magic here for this burger. Now if the pan is nice and heated up, all that grease that we used, it's going to be used to toast up our bun. Now, if you have seen me make a burger before, then you know exactly where we're going with this. I want to grab two slices of bread right there. I want to take two slices of bread for our sandwich. That's all we need. Now the first thing we're not even going to bother with seasoning on this burger we're just going to do it up and make it. So the first thing we're going to do is we're going to take and drop our bread into the pan. There's one, there's two, just like that. just like like that. Just a like of that. So I gotta do all that grease on the bottom of the pan. And I'm gonna go like that and get the inside of these buns for the sandwich all greased up and delicious. So right now, we are making a Trump burger. Now, this burger will be unhealthy. It will not shut down the government, but it will shut down your arteries. I just give her the flip. Whoop! See, look at that toast action on the bottom of that. all the grease that's got toasted into the bun that's going to be our top buns gonna be our bottom bun It seems like we want a nice and toasty here. We don't want… We don't want to be burnt, but nice and toasted. Oh, look at that. That's what I'm talking about. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, that's beautiful. So now we're going to set that to the side while we work on our bacon. But before we do the bacon, let's do a burger patty so naturally we'll grab whatever burger paddy you have available either excuse me form it by hand or get your frozen paddy it don't matter so if calfarts are destroying the planet polluting it wouldn wouldn't it make more sense to kill them and turn them into delicious beef so that their farts, so that their nasty cowfarts are no longer polluting our planet. But I'm going to make a patty for this burger. It's going to be a Trump Burger YouTube. It'll be magnificence. I'm going to take this ball of beef and want to form it into a burger paddy. Now like I said if you don't want to form the burger patties by hand you can always just buy them frozen or pre-made which will save you some time, but I don't know, personally, whenever I've been making burgers lately, I like getting the beef in the tube and forming it by hand. Add a little personal touch to it. There's our burger p. You want to go in? Whoop. Right on edge, it's like that. Wash my hands real quick. I want to dry them. I will be right back. Now, YouTube, let's get a look at this burger as it sits here and cooks up. Doesn't that just look delicious? But hold on a second. This burger needs some flavor. But hold on a second, this burger needs some flavor. Remember that cup of diet Coke that I poured into my cup? That cup of diet Coke that I have, sitting right here, watch this. What a meat actual point! Who did you just do? Oh yeah, I went there. I went there, you too. I went there. I'm literally cooking this burger and diet Coke. Oh yeah. Trump says he likes diet Coke. Well, fucking A. Let's cook a burger patty and diet Coke just for shits and giggles All that grease in the diet Coke it'll mix together quite nicely See that? Yeah, we're gonna use that grease to cook up our bacon after this. Let's go ahead and give it a quick. Whoop! Just like that. We're going to hit it again with some more diet coke so it gets the bottom half of that other side. There we go. Just like that. That's enough diet cook for this burger paddy. All that grease in the diet coke will cook together and mingle around. We're going to cook the bacon for this cheeseburger. We're going to cook the bacon for this cheeseburger in that diet Coke burger grease. Burger Greece And I'll never try using soda pop on their burger That sounds kind of weird. I know right they're thinking to yourself who and their right fucking mind would do this this kind of shit Who in the hell takes a burger? All right. Bottom bun? Top bun. I'll give that burger a flip. Let's see how it looks. Not too bad. I'll let it cook a little bit pink in the middle, that's kind of what I'm going for is a new deal in rare. So, go ahead and… Beautiful. The grease coming off that burger nice and sweet. Let's throw some of that bacon down. Move my cup. I take two pieces of thick cut bacon, tear them up into four smaller pieces, I'll go ahead and drop them in there. I'll wash my hands real quick. I might put out a little bit of diet Coke on the bacon just for shit and ghettos like her her her her There we go for just a little bit of diet up in the stove here and cooking all that greasy goodness. And when you're cooking bacon you want to make sure it's cooked all the way through, you don't want to be eating raw bacon, that's not good. The Trump Burger. The Trump Burger. I mean Trump think… People think…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I mean Trump think people think people think that Donald Trump's a pig so let's add some bacon to the burger huh? I think it's a matter of who you talk to. Some people are Trump supporters, some people don't like him, so yeah. All that diet coke and that grease have disintegrated and evaporated. Taking that thick cut bacon, The back over there. in the bacon. Look at that. So maybe if you like Mountain Dew, maybe you want to cook some Mountain Dew into your bacon. Food for thought. I'll give you a couple of close steps back over here while I tend to this, oop, tend to this bacon. Give you a couple of close upsups of that bacon cooking up. This bacon is just about done. Okay. Well the first three pieces are done. The first three pieces are done, but that fourth one is still cooking so we're going to lay the bacon down. the other piece down before we finish laying it. You know, I was kind of worried that the Diet Coke would caramelize and get stuck to the bottom of my pan, because I've seen videos of people on YouTube when they cook Coca-Cola, and, um, it gets all sticky and gooey and makes a humongous mess and I'm just like, eh. So I was kind of on the fence about using Diet Coke with this burger, but I mean thus far, it's not that bad. It's actually that bad. It's actually pretty manageable. You know, I can… It doesn't get all gunked up as bad as I thought it was going to be. I mean, it does get a little gunked up, but it's not that bad. That's why you don't use a whole shit kind of diet Coke just enough to flavor your bacon and your beef. So now that our stove is no longer in need of being used for this recipe, I'm gonna go ahead and you already know how I do. Man up and clean that stove off while this burner is still nice and hot. Which helps eliminate like 95% of your grease. When you make a greasy food you really get grease all over your stove. And you can take a wash cloth when it's a wash cloth. When you're making greasy food you're going to get grease all over your stove and You can take a washcloth when it's still nice and hot and if you're careful You can wipe up like 80 to 90% of that grease Yeah, there we go There we go. That's what I like to see. This will make cleaning up the stove a zillion times easier when you go to clean all the grease off of it. So, now that we're done with this stove here. Yeah, that. Now here's our Trump Bacon cheeseburger so far. We got a nice little X for the bacon right here and then we're gonna take that and then that. So right there we mean X and then I made a cross with the bacon, just like that. There's our bacon. Now we're going to need some cheese for our bacon cheeseburger. Yes, please, go ahead and set the top button to the side for a second. Now, Donald Trump's real sharp isn't he? Yeah sharpest tool in the shed I bet. That's what I've heard. Okay, that's uh… I'm very very smart. I'm not crazy. I'm a very smart person. So I make this Trump burger pretty much we're going to need to add some cheese to it so why not add some shredded sharp cheddar cheese or just regular cheddar cheese? Kind of represents that healthy orange glow that he has. We could call it the Captain Combover Burger. Like, hey, this is the Captain Combover Burger. It's super delicious, but I'm like, I don't think anyone would understand. Um… The reference, the daily show reference that I made. Yeah. Whether you like Trump or not, this is all in good fun. Mmm. Yeah, that's good sugar cheese. Look at you that. You want to get a nice healthy amount of cheese on top? Definitely enough so that way it puddles on top of our bacon and on top of our burger paddy and on top of the bread. Let's see if we can squeak in one more small pinch of cheese right there. Oh yeah, now we're talking. Mm. Now even though this is dumb and good clean satire, you know, I honestly feel like this would be a burger that Trump would like just because of a simple fact. He likes fast food. Trump would like just because of the simple fact. He likes fast food. So how the hell are you going to incorporate Lay's potato chips into this? Stick around for the madness folks because it's going off. So all that cheese that landed underneath the burger pang on the bun here. all that cheese that's on top of the bun here would go and just tuck that in. There we go. Oh. You know, I'm like a smart… I'm like a smart person, you know. I'm a sharpest cheater cheese. This is probably a burger that Donald Trump's doctor would fucking hate if he started eating. He'd be like, Trump, what are you doing, man? Well, they made a burger about me. Now they called the Trump, and I had to try it, it was so good man……………………………. there's definitely a nice amount of cheese on top of this. Now we're cooking. Now we are cooking. Now we are cooking. I don't know, you ever notice that checkered cheese and cheese out of a bag tastes different than the cheese that comes in slices? Am I the only one that knows is this? Or am I just delusional? Okay, YouTube, this is the perfect amount of cheese for this burger. It is all over the bottom bun. It's all over the top. It's a nice mountain of cheesy goodness. So now we're going to take it over to the microwave and do what we do best, get the cheese on the melt. First we're going to do it for a quick 44-second burst and then a 34-second burst and then a 34-second burst and that should… or at least in my microwave that's enough to get the cheese just the way I like it. Oh. Now while we are addressing the bottom bun I feel like we need to address the top bun. So we're going to need two things for this top bun. Cheese whiz and potato chips. I should choose you not. So we're going to need two things for this top bun. Cheese whiz and potato chips. I shit you not. Just about time for that second first. Oh yeah, some of that cheese was falling off. Some of the cheese was falling off the top of the burgers, so what we're going to do. Any of the cheese that fell into the plate. Okay, there we go.. Any of that cheese that fell off onto the plate, is put back onto the……… and got put back onto the plate or back at luck. Any of the cheese that fell off the plate during the first burst got put back onto the burger itself. So, yeah, this is gonna be good. Some of that cheese did kind of melt off on the side a little bit. That's okay because we're going to take all that cheese that melted and want to put it back on top of the burger. I'm going to switch that to the side so we can… Actually now we need to switch to the side. I'm squitching it back and forth a little bit. So that… just testing the durability of it. Okay, it looks like it will stay together a little bit so that just testing the durability of it. Okay, it looks like it'll stay together. Awesome. Okay, so here is our bottom bun with all of that gooey cheese and bacon and beef right on top. Nice and gooey cheesy goodness now for our top bun taking a sip of my diet Coke here We're going to take our top bun that had all that grease toasted into it. And then we're going to take our easy cheese, that sharp, sharp cheddar cheese, and I want to go ahead and… Put some on a burger. When I put it on a top bun. I'm So here's a crazy burger for you crazy Trump supporters. Yeah, just kidding. Is any crazier than what I believe? The answer is… Yeah. Just kidding. Uh-huh. Is any crazier than what I believe? The answer is no. You know, we're all entitled to our own opinion, there's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that YouTube, nothing wrong with that. But holy Toledo Batman, look at all that squeezed cheese that we put on top here. beautiful, beautiful Batman, look at all that squeezed cheese that we put on top here. Beautiful. Now I'm going to need one final touch, Arles, potato chips. If you're going to go right on top of that squeezed cheese. I'm going to take all these… Take all these… a couple of these potato chips. There we go. I'm taking a couple of these potato chips and putting them on top here. I'm taking a couple of these potato chips and putting them on top here. There we go. That's definitely enough cater chips. Boom. Boom. Now that we got our cater chips on there, we're gonna do that., now that we got our tater chips on there we're gonna do that, just give it a squish. And let's crown this sandwich man. Let's crown this Trump burger. Oh, shit. Some of the chips came off and I was trying to put it on there. And the ones that didn't come off are the ones that are stuck to the cheese whiz, so that's good. Mmm. All right, let's put it on there. There we go. There we go. There we go ladies and gentlemen. I'm able to pick it up without falling apart too much. That's good. Most definitely what's up. I can actually pick it up without falling apart too much.. Most definitely what's up. I can actually pick it up without it falling apart. I want to flip it over here. And the reason I'm flipping it over is because all that grease is literally soaked onto the bottom button and don't let that cool off before we eat it. All right, let's go take our burger that we just made. Set the camera down right here. Ohp. Yeah. Right here. here, oop, here, but how do you like that? We got a burger made in 44 minutes flat, just about 44, 45 minutes. And you can definitely see where the grease from that burger patty is circling the bread. And you can see some of the patty kind of poking through. We're going to try to eat this with our hands. Because it would be funnier to eat it with a fork, but we're not going to do that. All right, so now that our Trump burger is cooling off before I dig into it. We're going to let it cool off a bit so that way the grease has a chance. And sometimes I'll flip the burgers over onto the top bun just because all that grease from the burger pad he will soak into that bottom button and you know I'll make it hard to eat so the trick to making a good burger is not just in the flavor but also you know letting it settle for just a bit after you make it is a trick that Gordon Ramsey taught me I watched a video on on YouTube and Chef Gordon Ramsey basically said, if you don't want your burger to squirt all over your arms and make a humongous mess, which sometimes eating a messy burger it's good, but generally speaking, you know, if you want to go eat a burger and have like a little bit of grease, but not like, you know what I'm saying, your arms fucking arms fucking covered in that shit let your burger sit and cool off for a bit before you munch into it all that recent flavor I have time to trap and settle in there so the Trump burger or should we call it the make-america-grade again burger I can already see all the hate I'm going to get on this video and I don't care. Because the word trumps in the title, it might actually get a lot of views. You know, I'm not completely against Trump. I don't agree with everything he does, but there are some things he did that I agree with. For example, if you're a small private business owner, if you're a small business owner and you want to take out a small business loan, or however that works, that you can actually afford the interest rates then you know that was one of the few things that Trump did where he actually promised and went through on it so poured another cup of Diet Coke boom sip it Boom. Sip it. He also made hemp farming legal. So… Yeah. But man… Is this burger crazy or is this burger crazy? The Trump burger. Let's see if I've perfected this random recipe, huh? I let it settle for just long enough so that it's not… There we go. I let it settle for just long enough so that way I can eat it with my hands without making a huge mess. And look at that thing, it's massive. That bacon and that burger patty have been cooked in Diet Coke. So it's got Diet Coke, It's got sharp cheddar cheese, cheese whiz, potato chips, bacon. Without further ado let's get into it. Hmm. That is interesting. Now, when the grease from the burger patty absorbed into the bread, you can literally taste, you can literally taste,, you can literally taste the into the bread. You can literally taste the diet Coke with the burger paddy and you get the bread which soaks up that diet Coke and you get this the sweetness mixing him with the salty and the savory. in the bite from the cheese and the potato chips. Here's that cross section. Let's get a close up of that. That beautiful, beautiful cross section. It's not medium rare like I was hoping, but that's all right. It's at least cooked all the way through. And at least it at least it isn't burnt. But there you go. There's that cross section of that massive burger here. New cooking video, ladies and gentlemen, the Trump burger. I don't know, would you eat it? Are you a Trump supporter? If you are, that's cool, you know, no judgment eat it? Are you a Trump supporter? If you are, that's cool, you know, no judgment here. I'm neutral about it, you know, because Trump does a lot of shit that I don't like. He does some things that I do like, you know. Oh, we could call this the grabbing by the pussy burger. Okay, that's too far. that beef. You see that? Can't we pick up on that? I take a bite of that beef and then the steam coming from that freshly cooked beef just waffling. You know YouTube I should not like this but this burger is good. I know the combination. I know the combination that I just displayed like this. But this burger is good. I know the combination that I just displayed on camera, it looks gross, it sounds weird. But surprisingly, it works. Yeah. Holy crap, Ola. I got a bite from that bacon. I got a bite from that bacon. Dude. Oh man. Dude, that's rocking. Oh man. The sweetness coming off that diet Coke, has the sweetness from the sugar. And the flavor that's cooked into that bacon. Dude, that's rocking. Yeah, you know what, I should not like this burger. That's rocking. Yeah. I don't do that on camera, sometimes I just go right in there and do it, you know. But this was a recipe that took some difficulty making just because, you know, of how the diet Coke reacts to certain things. But yeah, I have perfected the Trump burger. This is pretty delicious, you know, I'm not trying to escape. Uh-uh. Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Slightly chewy with a little bit of crispiness around the edges. It's more chewy than crispy, but… That's alright. But that's all right. I got a bite from that beef and then I was hit with the bacon and the cheddar cheese. And the cheese whiz? I mean, yeah, that's, yeah. I would serve this in a restaurant. Like, no joke. People would be like, what is it? The Trump Burger. What's on it? Bacon, burger, cooked and diet Coke, sharp cheddar cheese potato chips and cheese whiz. That sounds gross. I mean we did have a little bit of fun on this cooking video cracking some jokes, you know, just have one to laugh, but at the end of the day I have made a dank cheeseburger. I mean you can literally hear my arteries hardening as I eat this. All jokes aside though. That's just unreal. Like the beef has a sweetness to it. You can taste the sugar from the diet Coke. Overall not too bad of a burger YouTube I've definitely not too bad of a burger YouTube I've definitely perfected it. I've definitely perfected it. If you like the cooking videos, boom, subscribe for more. I do primarily burgers and pizzas on my channel. just about to be gone like two bites. One more bite for the hell of it. The Trump burger. Oh. The plate is cleaned. The plate is cleaned. The plate is cleaned. I'm going to put… I'm going to put… This plate in the sink, be right back. Well, you too. We had a lot of fun today. Drinking some diet Coke and making a delicious Trump burger. Yeah. So I hope y'all enjoyed the cooking video. There's more that came from. Next time on cooking with Cobra we're going to make a blueberry cardinal bacon cheeseburger but before I do that my next cooking video will actually be a pizza. I got a a new pizza sauce to try out on my pizzas. Then I make it home, so we'll see how that does. I can show you how… Try something different, you know, with the pizza. I tried two different cheeses and some pepperoni. You know what I'm saying? Next time I go to make pizza I'll be doing a two cheese type of pizza when I make it. So I want some cheddar and when you think wait you put diet Coke and potato chips on a burger literally yep Yep, and it sounds gross, but surprisingly, that tasted good. Definitely not something you'd wanna eat like every fucking day, you know, that's… Yikes, man. That'd be some unhealthy burger right there. But every once in a while, you know, why not right? Excuse me Smoke a pinch of pipe tobacco after eating that. videos subscribe for more if you like the cooking videos give the thumbs up let me know if you try this burger in the comment section and I will definitely catch you cool cobras on the flip side mmm the Trump burger. Thanks for watching tubes. And I will catch you on the next video. I'm going to build a burger. It's going to be a great burger. A little bit cheese, maybe some bacon, maybe some diet Coke. It's going to be a great burger. A little bit cheese, maybe some bacon, maybe some diet Coke. And maybe we'll put some potato chips on it. It's gonna be great. I will build a burger, and I will cook it with my spatula. And then I will eat it, and I will no longer be hungry. We'll build a great burger and when we build this great burger, okay yeah that's um, yeah. Yeah. that can't be nearly as mean is what Saturday Night Live did to them. But anyways, tubes, thanks for watching my burger recipe. And, um, yeah, whether you like Trump or not, you want to try that burger, give her to try, man. I thought it was good. I mean, when it comes to soda pop, I'm not particular. I like diet soda, I like regular soda, although I prefer to drink regular soda. I will drink diet soda if it's offered. But… Anyways, thank you for watching me make and eat the burger as always. I'll catch you cool co-opers on the next cooking video.