Original Video: walking around at night

Hey YouTube, you boy King Cobra here, walking downtown my buddy Alex. And right now we're going over to a home girl's house to help her out with something. It's a nice night. Well yeah, it is. Like 44 degrees. Well, it got me a Mountain Dew Black label which I dropped not even five minutes ago and spilled damn near half of it. It's like, it's like from my thumb down left. Uh, Uh,……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Right. And yeah. Well, I'm gonna tell you something YouTube. Check this out. I was digging out of an ashtray to get cigarette butts for my pipe. Hold on Alex. Oh, what till they stop? Okay. We have to stop had to stop at Union Direct Go, yeah we do. I didn't see the crosswalk so I was on, all right. All right. All right. But yeah, I was digging out of the ashtray to get a couple butts of cigarette butts to squeeze into my pipe. And, um, one of my homies that I used to work with at Burger King is like what are you doing? I'm like oh man just trying to get a cigarette you know and he's like do you need a pack and I'm like we greatly appreciated you know and he handed me seven bucks I said here you could get yourself a pack and I'm like thanks man God bless you know so that was greatly appreciated I went walked into Sinclair got me a pack of Marlboro slate 100s not bad mentals they actually don't it tastes more like fucking regular cigarettes with a little bit of menthol taste to him then fucking you take one dragon it's all just meant right I actually like Marlates, they're pretty good. Yeah, they're better than most mentals. I do like some mentals, like Marvel Smoothes are pretty good. They're pretty alright. I like Marvel Annex-T's too. But yeah, this is my little review for Marlboro Slate 100s. These are really good cigarettes. Show what the pack looks like. Oh wait, it's probably in my other pocket. I got it. I got it. Okay. Here we go. Marble Slate 100s. Awesome. I remember when these first. Here we go, Marble Slate 100s. Awesome. I remember when these first came out. I'm like, you know, that pack design is pretty cool. The black and the green and the silver, that looks pretty sharp. And then, YouTube, when the Marble Slates came out, I and I'm like, oh hey, there you go. I'm not really a one brand cigarette, you know what I'm saying? I like, there's a couple cigarettes that I like. Winston's are pretty good too. Small Mall's American spirits. stressing like crazy so having back pains and shit so me and ox are going to go over and help her out you know because it's the right thing to do and you know oh yeah she's helped us out more than enough so so a couple years. Right, right. And that, and it just, you know, it feels good to do a good deed every once in a while. You know what I'm saying, like. Earlier tonight, you know, one of my friends, I used to work with at Burger King, straight up just gave you $7 for a pack of smokes and a Mountain Dew Black label. So, someone does a good deed to me, you know, fucking, I want to return the favor to someone else, you know what I'm saying? You know, it would be nice, YouTube. You know, if the whole world worked like that, someone helps you, you help that person or someone else out, you know, and just, you know. And what the hell is with Donald Trump bombing Syria? Did Syria do anything to the United States personally? Right? I'm pretty sure sure I'm pretty… No shit, that's exactly I'm pretty sure that if Syria would have done anything to the United States It would be all over the fucking news And the Syria didn't do shit. And Donald Trump's fucking firing missiles out. I'm like, what the fuck? And it's like Alex said. It's like Alex said, dude. It feels like Donald Trump is trying to start World War III. Like, come on. Because he's president. He thinks he can do whatever he wants. No man. For real…. Fucking Donald Dunn. He's a fucking dude that hit the elderly ladies today and that fucking dude that was sexually touching that eight-year-old. Oh yeah, I tell you two of those stories. Yeah man, fucking today on the bus, this fucking dude was touching his eight-year-old girl inappropriately, sexually, and I looked at him and I told him hey man why are you touching that little girl like that and he told me oh I just needed the cop a feel man I told him well you shouldn't be touching a fucking female like that in the first place let alone an eight-year-old especially an eight-year-old little girl and I told him if he touches her like that again I'm gonna fuck his ass up and then my buddy my buddy stepped in the and then my buddy stepped up and then my buddy stepped in and then my buddy stepped in and I looked my buddy stepped in and I, yeah man, you keep touching her like that and I'm gonna fuck your ass up. And the dude thought he was all big, bad, and tough and wanted to step up. But, fucking, I told him, I see you touch her like that again, I'm gonna fuck you up. I see you touch her like that again, I'm gonna fuck you up, and then I'm gonna fuck you up. And then her mom's like, well, thank you for standing up for standing up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for sticking up for the library for sticking up said, thanks for sticking up for me, that felt uncomfortable. I'm like, I imagine it did. Right, and it's like this fucking dude at the library today was pissed off at his girlfriend, and he hit one elderly lady, and he hit one elderly lady, and I asked him, why the hell did you hit that old lady? Oh man, I'm fucking pissed off, you fucking four-eyed, and shit, and he was pissed, and I told me, I told I see you hit another fucking woman, dude, and I'm a whoop your ass. And then this other elderly lady came past, and he fucking just straight up colclocked that lady. And I was like, all right, dude, that's it. And I fucking, I hit him with my left hand, and he didn't drop, and I hit him with my left hand, and he didn't drop, and I hit him with my right hand, and he dropped, and I hit him with my right hand, he dropped. knows it was crooked. You know what's funny though, YouTube? Is that there was a cop at the library who saw the whole thing with Alex go down. Another cop shows up and they're like, they told Alex, hey you can quit kicking his ass now, we can detain him, you know? And I didn't even get arrested because the officers were like, well thanks for standing up for elderly ladies and the elderly ladies told me well thank you for standing up for me because I dislike dudes who hit women and I was like yeah so do I right I see a dude hit a woman or sexually molested woman or even a child man they fucking go-time right my knuckles for real especially an eight-year-old little girl yeah that's messed up Well YouTube right now I'm not really focused on dating too much, you know I've decided to be more focused on my music my guitar playing, you know and finding a job and shit like that finding a job and shit like that. But the economy in Caspera kind of sucks right now. Hey, it's the Budweiser delivery. Yeah. Look at that. Bud Light Truck. All right. Up for whatever. Nah, but, um… No, but um, you know when Alex was telling me about that sicko on the bus he encountered earlier and that fucking assole he had to beat up at the library, I'm sitting here going what the fuck is wrong with people anymore? Right? Like, God damn it, dude. Where I come from, you would have touched a little girl like that. You wouldn't have fire a fucking dude would have touched a little girl like that. You wouldn't have even gotten prompt, did you? With his ass would have gotten fucking stomped. Right? You had a woman where I come from, man, your ass is fucking better expected to be either hanging or fucking beat the hell up. I disagree with hitting women as well. But if she starts hitting you like a man and your life is in danger. You should have the right to at least fend for yourself. You know? When it comes to that, that's no big deal, you know? Yeah, but if it's unprovoked, you don't have the right, dude. Exactly. Well, growing up, always watching my mother abused, by my dad, and he's fucking six foot nine, 350 pounds all muscle…….. I'm. I'm. I'm……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Damn. Washing him fucking beat my mom continuously. That's why the dude she's married to now when I was 13 I told him you fucking lay a hand on my mom in any physical way I'm a whoop your ass. Right? And then that's when he told me oh well I used to be an enforceable foot of sons of silence motorcycle gang. I told him I don't fucking care dude. fucking physically abuse my mom and I'm gonna who had knee surgery and I'm a whoop your ass, right? And then there was one night he got really fucking drunk and pissed off with my mom because she couldn't get up because she had knee surgery and he was drunk and he stood up and raised the fist to my mom when I stood up, he sat right to fuck down. Hell yeah, man. And my mom's like, you better not fucking raise the fist to me again when my son's around because next time I'll let him all let him, I'll let him, I'll let him, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll let him with your ass. Oh! I'm not a mama's boy but I love my mom and all my heart and I was watching a woman abused man. It's my biggest fucking pet peeve. Right? And a man thinks he's a fucking man because he hits a woman? Bich please. Right? You hit a fucking woman you're just going to be a fucking bitch. Oh you see that in the background? Right there is the moon right on my fingers pointing. Right there, you too, that right there is a full moon. Hell yeah. But yeah. Motherfucker dudes who hit women man deserve to be in a fucking penitentiary and be a bitch using red Eminem for lipstick. Oh. Oh I still got that Coke if you want a drink or two, just let me know. All right, in front of the trash can or through this empty can away. Yeah, there's one up here by poor boys, that big all fucking metal trailer looking thing, that's a dust. Hell yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna just fucking to throw my can on the ground, dude. Fuck that man, you gotta have respect for mother earth man mother nature is a beautiful oh yeah destroy mother nature man and oh mother nature's a bitch man you don't want to fuck up muh-huh-huh mother nature is one scary bitch you two let me tell you fucking hang especially when you piss her off, man. That's part of, you know, I will say this YouTube, I practice my own branch of black magic. And because of that, I have a lot of respect for Mother Earth and Mother Nature herself. Hell yeah. To me, Mother Nature is a goddess. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, for real. That crazy dumpster. Hell yeah. Oh, fucking… I heard all open jokes are getting shut down because somebody bought them out. Oh fuck. So, whoop. There we go. Because the one over on McKinley in North Casper's already shut down. Oh the reason why they shut that down is because people kept on robbing it. Yeah I know and this one's getting shut down in eight days. Damn it! I don't care if they changed the label over to whatever, which as long as it stays relatively the same. Like I remember when some big corporation came in and bought out… Not many mart, but um… It's the safe way. Yeah. And they turned it into Ridley's like, damn, you know? It's like fucking… Hey hey! Black Sunday tattoo parlor in town to get a tattoo in my opinion. Yeah. Okay, you know what I know something, YouTube. If you're coming to Casper Wyoming and you want a damn good tattoo. Oh hell yeah, you go to Black Sunday, man. You know that Cobra on my left arm with the pot leaves and the pennogram on its head? Yeah, I got it done there. Black Sunday, best place in town to get a tattoo in my opinion. That's the thing about tattoos man is you got to do your research before you pick the location because there are some locations that will literally fuck your shit up. Make it all crooked or yeah. Fating and not fucking finish it. crooked or… Yeah. Fucking faded and… Not fucking finished it. Not do it properly. Right, right. And then charge you extra. Yeah. I've heard of some tattoo parlors in town where people went to go get tattoos done. Like the ink spot or whatever. And fucking… and fucking their fucking tattoo gets infected what and it's like what the hell dude like right like no you know let me tell you something about black Sunday tattoo parlour you tube very professional amazing work and yeah my tattoo healed up nicely not only that not did they know how to sterilize their needles not only did they know how to sterilize their needles. Not only that, not only did they know how to sterilize their needles, but, but yeah, you know, very professional atmosphere. Oh yeah. And at the same time, you know, they know how to chill out and have a good time, you know what I'm saying, like, the bullshit with you while you're getting your tattoo down, you know? Right. Yeah. You know what the cool thing is though? Is that some people from Canada were coming into Black Sunday to get a tattooed on? All right. and they were tripping out because they're like no way you know because it turns out these it turns out these people from Canada were actually fans of my YouTube videos and they were just tripping out because fucking their fans of my videos and they're getting their tattoos done at the same place I'm getting mine done you know they were like a that's kind of cool, you know? Right, right. But, uh, yeah, me and my home boy Alex just walking around at night. Right now we're in North Casper, about to go help out, home grill of ours. So, yeah. Zigzag. Zigzag. Yeah, dude, I cannot fucking stand it when dudes hit on women or treat them like fucking eye candy. It just pisses me off, dude. Or treat them like they're fucking a sex doll or something. Right, right. Oh, she's this age, man, but I really don't care. I need to fuck a pussy because I can't get them by a woman my age Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, you know, with that fucking hand Right, I got a fucking molested, fucking little eight-year-old girl touch appropriately and shit, right? He's lucky, little eight-year-old, touch, and a guy, little eight-year-old girl, talking, eight-old-old-old-old-old-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-litti-fuckin-litti-litti-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a-fuckin'a- Didn't you tell the bus driver what he was doing and the bus driver was like well I didn't see it and you're like And you're like what the and you're like what the fuck ever dude? But I was like how do I know you're not lying? I'm like dude Wasn't the bus full of people when you're on there? Yeah, wow. Yeah. spells seem to last a long as time. And you know, fun size Felicia, she does help with the dry spells a little bit. You know, if I get too depressed and lonely and I'm craving some some pussy, some pussy. Yeah, if you're craving some pussy, I'm tired of jacking off, you know what I'm saying? You know, fucking, yeah, you know. But fun size Feliciaha Felicia out my bed, strip her naked and go to go to town town town, you know, you know, fucking, yeah, you know. But fun size Felicia on my bed, stripper naked and go to town, you know. Right, right. Yeah. But yeah, um. Oh, did I tell you I've seen this, this fucking, this gay dude today, fucking stick, he stuck cantalopes in his shirt at Walmart and he was wearing a miniskirt. What the fuck yeah dude he bent over to pick something up and all you've seen was fucking ball sack oh and my buddy Carl's like man that's fucking nasty man right like what you got fucking problem because I'm gay and me and my buddy just get walking right it's like fuck dad then he tried hitting up on it's like hey man can I get, can I get your number? And I was like, fuck you, man. Right. You know, as something gave you where to hit on me, I'd be polite about it the first time I'd be like, no bro, I'm straight I love pussin so you keep bugging me and you're gonna eat my knuckles right? and the mother fuck is like oh well you ain't gotta be so rude to a woman I was like dude you ain't a fucking woman right you fucking that's what man I'm I'm not here to disrespect on transgender but if they want to be delusional and call themselves to the sex the sex the aren't go go ahead, you know, more power to you. But I really don't care, you know. I don't judge gay people because I have friends and cousins that are gay. Right. It's just when they fucking hit on me and shit, it's like, fuck you man, get the fuck away from me. Well, it's like, you know, you can change your outside body, but you can't change your DNA structure your DNA structure, you know, I'm not gonna discriminate against gays or transgender or any of that, you know what I'm saying. But some dude cuts his dick off, gets a fake vagina and some boops puts in place and says he's a chick. It's like, well, that's good or I'm Tony Hocklin' where's my skateboard, you know, for real. For real. Oh man.