Original Video: wands 4 sale and rant

Cuz up YouTube, chilling like a rock star villain. I just posted a fresh batch of wands to Etsy. They're dry enough to post to Etsy and this batch looks freaking awesome. yellow, green, blue, purple, gold, silver, pink, teal, all black, and a custom holiday wand. I'll make another Halloween wand with the next batch because why not? Maybe a staff or something, but for now at least I got my wands listed and they look good. They look good. If you want to purchase a Copracraft handmade wand I'll provide the link to my Etsy store in the description box below. Click on it, copy and paste it. Look it up. You already know what's up. Quick time players being a pain in my neck tonight but hopefully it cooperates for this video. Sitting here, having a beer while I post my wands to Etsy, because it's my company, I'll do what I want. I can see the smoking hot doth chick in my dreams in my near just in future. I can foresee the smoking hot doth chick of my dreams in my near just in future. I can feel it's on the horizon. I'm gonna copy the link to my Etsy store. There we go. Let's check my subscription count, shall we? I changed my background on my YouTube. That looks very peaceful. 10,739 subscribers Yes sir, that will do just nicely. That will do just nicely. That will do just nicely. That will do just nicely. It will do just nicely. People are digging the videos. I literally finished the burger that I had from earlier. That shit was good, dude. That burger I had earlier kicked so much, ass. The flavor on that, Kagan Cork knows how to make a damn good burger. All the toppins I put on it, oh my God, it was so fucking good. It might have been ridiculously expensive, but that's the kind of people wanna see on YouTube, eating like a lavish king, you know, that's what people wanna see on YouTube, is, you know what I'm saying. And my food reviews as of lately have been very delicious and very kick-ass. I can get down with that. Mm-hmm. That shit smell good. I love wearing my bond pheromone soap. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I've gotten positive feedback from One of my female friends who's 22. She's like you smell sexy and I'm like Yeah, buddy that bond pheromone soap works dude Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-h-h-h-hmm-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h I love it. The wands are dry, they're posted. This is the moment that feels awesomeest, the peak of which the wands are for sale on my Etsy. Now we're going to watch and see. I uploaded the wands to my Etsy and got them listed privately just so that way customers had a fair chance to get their hands on one because if I do a live video posting the wands people are gonna be buying them as they get posted I could feel that and I'm like well that's nice that's not really fair for people who want their hands on ones. So… And I'll tell you what, these wands are going to be shipped to you before Halloween. Believe that. So if you want to get your hands on the Coblecraft handmade wand, check out Coblecraft wands over on Etsy I had two people order a that's what's up t-shirt that I created earlier That's pretty fucking sweet hell yeah Oh Asperger excuse me and fuck the haters talking shit dude straight up Like I had people sit there saying oh, you're never gonna make a living selling wands watch if I had a hundred dollars for every time someone asked me oh you make wands how much you charge for them over the years my wand making skills have perfected every time I'd show off a wand on YouTube people would be like how much do you charge for them? I should have been making wands and selling them to the internet a long time ago. So I do appreciate the support I get on my wand business. Like this is fucking awesome. This is fucking awesome this is fucking awesome oh I cannot wait to get a smokers outpost for outside if the first one goes over super well I'll get one just like it for the other side of the building but my goal is to cut down the cigarette butt waste did I see but waste did I see it for the other side of the building. But my goal is to cut down the cigarette. I got some more awesome videos planned. You don't even know, YouTube. You don't even know. You don't even know. You already know, YouTube. Some friends of mine earlier hadn't eaten supper and they're like, Pizza sounds good, so I ordered a pizza. For me, my home used to munch out on. Of course I was pretty full from the burger I had earlier so I was like you guys go ahead. I ordered a dominoes pizza. It was a medium with garlic white promesan sauce, extra cheese, bacon, Philly cheese steak, pineapple, and chicken. Sounds gross, but I've actually had it with the garlic white Parmesan sauce on a hand toss cross with extra cheese. That combination sounds weird. actually had it with the garlic white pomerjan sauce on the hand toss cross with extra cheese. That combination sounds weird but strangely enough I've had it and it tastes good. Like normally I don't like pineapple-on pizza but whenever I've ordered that combination from dominoes it tasted pretty good actually and normally I hate pineapple wine pizza but I've had that combination and it tastes good. Bad boys, what you caught the asshole that swatted you? The answer is no. Don't feel sorry for me because I got swatted. Feel sorry for the asshole who swatted me. Their life is so miserable they attacked me because they're jealous. And when karma catches up to them them it's gonna be fucking sweet. The only person I'm gonna talk shit on in that regards is the person who swatted me. You know? know. Leave it at that. But yeah, YouTube, I see the way Casper women are responding to me. Like this guy's a local celebrity who plays a bad-ass guitar and sings so beautifully and he's got muscles and he respects the ladies and he's got a huge weighing perfect package man so if chicks reject me that's their loss not mine really I see the way chicks are responding to me and I'm digging it. You know the glass looks a little fucking empty. Hmm. I feel like I've had my fill, I'll put it away for later. But I'm cracking open another one. Earthquake, high gravity logger, 10%. Over at the CY liquor store, these are $1.50 a can. That's good beer for like $1.50 a can. You cannot beat that. It's cheap and it gets you drunk. Yeah, buddy. Here's to another batch of wands on Etsy. Here's to my fans, my subscribers, oh, get that poor action going. People often complain about how it's hard to understand women, so I'm like, let me give you a couple of pointers. If you want to understand the ladies, go to a bar bar have a drink and socialize with women you saw in the Frosties video that how powerful the Bond pheromone soap really is and on top of that that chick sit next to me how to husband so it definitely wasn't gonna happen but I didn't care. It was about the conversation not about getting laid. And that's why chicks around town like me because I'm more focused on my career than I am on getting laid. I'll get me a girlfriend when the time is right you know but if you want to get noticed by the chicks don't be a player focus on your career you know. You know, if you want to get noticed by the chicks, don't be a player. Focus on your career. You know, listen to what they have to say because this chick at Frosty as I was sitting next to was saying some shit that made me think. You know what she said? I'll tell you what she said, she's like, why is it when younger women flirt, they're called a slut, but when older women flirt, they're called a cougar? That's bullshit. And I said to her, I said, yeah, that is bullshit, dude. You know, if men are, and this is what pisses me off about our society, the double standards that exist for men and women. You know, that negative stereotype that all men want is sex. That negative stereotype has so much consequence on our society, so if I bitch about the dating scene, people are going to sit there and say, oh you need to get laid. Screw you, that's not the point. Men have sex shoved in their face 24-7, even when they're not thinking about it. And it's bullshit. If you think I'm just blowing smoke up your ass, let's look at some of the beer commercials targeted towards men. Some hot chicken a bikini drinking beer. Come on YouTube. Which, hey, those commercials are fucking awesome, but that just proves my fucking point. You know? The female form is worshipped and overly sexualized in our society. And women you can take it as a compliment or you can be pissed off about it. But I take it as a compliment to be quite honest and as an example to my arguments I get called a retard all the time for having Aspergers and I'm like you know what I choose to own up to it and be like yeah thanks for noticing. There's a lot of awesome people who are retarded so thank you for noticing. so thank you know what, I choose to own up to it and be like, yeah, thanks for noticing. There's a lot of awesome people who are retarded, so thank you for noticing. I take the power out of the Hager's hands. And that's why Casper Women love me because I'm a YouTube celebrity, I'm good looking, I play a beast guitar, I'm packing a massive wang, I got some massive muscles, I sing like an unholy God, I play the bad-ass guitars and I respect women. I'm the complete package. I know how to cook some bomb-ass food. You know I've gotten used to women calling me a creep and a loser and this and that so when I got women actually acknowledging my existence it makes me feel good you know it does I'm used to women being like oh look at that loser aha look at that creep oh my god why is he looking at me I hate to say it ladies but if you're attractive you're gonna have dude stare at you it's part of life although if you were a dude and you're checking out a hot ass chick be respectful about be respectful about it's part of life. Although if you're a dude and you're checking out a hot-ass chick, be respectful about it. You know I've heard women complain like Holly Wolf for instance who's a famous female youtuber than I'm subscribed to. She's made comments like yeah she doesn't mind when women like her get hit on by men but sometimes the comments get overbearing and it gets to be a bit much you know so have some class have some respect be like Gomez Adams when it comes to the ladies YouTube and watch what happens. You see how Gomez-Adams is with Tish? He goes crazy about her. He's like, Tish, you spoke French, Kinemia. Oh, not now, darling, the children are here. Later, darling, later darling later yeah dude I think every couple dreams of having that Gomez and Morticia Adams relationship you know Now let me just explain things for a second YouTube. If your girlfriend wants a lion fur coat, any schmuck could buy it from the store and be like here you go. But the man who kills the lion himself and then pays a custom tailor and a taxidermist to make his girlfriend the lion fur coat she wants that fits like a glove and every chick who walks by says, oh my god I love your coat, where'd you get it? And then the chick says, oh my boyfriend personally hunted the lion and killed it and paid a professional to make it for me. That's the kind of boyfriend chicks are looking for, dude. You go the extra mile to make your woman happy. Like I am man, hear me war. This is my woman and I will treat her like a goddess. Fuck the princess bullshit, fuck the queen bullshit, treat your woman like a goddess. Don't worship the ground she walks on, but respect her because believe me, YouTube too women go through so much crap in our society it's ridiculous just because they have the right to bear children they go through so much shit in our society got my wands posted doing a political rant if you will. Now it's bullshit because I get comments on my YouTube like, Oh Cobra needs to knock off his sexual shit. Oh pardon me for wanting couples to grow closer. Where do I get off? Trying to help relationships all across the board. 24-7 whether they like it or not you see these beer commercials these god-damned beer commercials that are targeted towards men got some hot chicken a bikini drinking a beer like hey fellas you know you want one crack open ice cold whatever the beer's name is I know I'm repeating myself but that's the fucking point I'm trying to make I'm like. And women you can get pissed off at that fact or take it as a compliment. And taking it as a compliment is going to feel a lot more empowering than taking it as oh my god men are just pigs. Yeah now that's what gets me about it. like ladies you bitch and complain because you're sick and tired of society, making sexist assumptions because you're a woman, but you do the same shit to men. All you men are just pigs, you know, and that's the kind of, that's just it. That's the hypocrisy of the sexes. Both men and women do it and it's fucking irritating. And that's why dating sucks. Both sexes do it to each other and then refuse to take responsibility for their actions. And blame on the opposite sex. That's what it is. And it's fucking retarded Anyways, YouTube. I'm just saying like for people to sit there and comment, Oh, Cobra's too sexual with his channel, You're a fucking hypocrite, you know that? Especially when society is shoving it in my face. And that's just it, like if people haven't been… If people have not been laid in a long enough time, sex gets shoved in their face even more. I've noticed that. It's complete bullshit. Sex gets shoved in your face 24-7 and there's nothing you can do about it. It's in our advertisement. Whatever happened to selling a product, making a commercial that was was funny or having a catchy jingle that's how you should sell your product Oh but the second I bitch about it the only thing people are gonna say is you need to get laid. That's so not the fucking point. I'll get a girlfriend when I get one. You know I ain't worried about it. I'm more worried about getting an ashtray for outside and making my money on YouTube. Making my money on my Etsy. And that's why women around town are starting to dig me because they're like, this guy cares more about making his money than he does anything else. Any respects women. Almost one o'clock on a Saturday night. ha ha! and checking out the wand store. If you want to purchase a bad-ass Cobra-Craft handmade wand, hit that link up in the description box below. Thanks for watching and subscribe for more awesome content and I'll catch you later.