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Cobra's "Suicidal" Incident
| Cobra's suicidal incident |
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| Event style: Uploaded video |
| Location: 615 south center street |
| Important characters: KingCobraJFS |
| Summary: Josh gets drunk and threatens to harm himself. |
| Event Genre: Comedy, Tragedy, Vocal Cover |
| Results: Video deleted |
| Saga: The Stephanie Saga |
Cobra's Suicidal Incident comes from a video Josh uploaded on March 20, 2013 titled Drinking Peach Shnapps. The 47 minute long video was deleted from YouTube.
Timeline of events
- Josh opens the video by sharpening one of his blades on the bottom of a coffee mug, remarking that it would be very painful to be stabbed with now that it's sharper.
- Josh talks about a catfish Facebook account that added him, asks what he did to deserve to be harassed.
- Contemplates deleting YouTube whilst having a cigarette, regrets getting famous, and mocks trolls. Says he's enjoying work more than YouTube because he doesn't get picked on at work
- Josh recalls contemplating suicide, how he's over everything and details his depressive cycle he's in.
- Josh wishes he has alcohol, remembers he has “a couple shots” of Peach Schnapps left and quickly polishes it off.
- After the alcohol “goes straight to his head”, he rambles about the meaninglessness of life and speaks at length about wanting to end it all. He has brought the back out, pointing it at himself as he laments. Josh finds irony in offing himself with the cobra sword. His dark humor shows as he imagines his dad finding his body whilst coming to pick him up for a birthday lunch.
- Josh reaches a tipping point about halfway through the video. He stands up, lifting his shirt to expose his stomach and presses the tip of his blade about an inch or so to the right of his belly button. He holds it there for roughly 30 seconds before dropping the blade and saying he can't do it. Due to the blade not being very sharp and Cobra not putting much pressure on it, the tip never pierces the skin and no injuries were sustained.
- Josh talks about the bigger fish to fry that keeps him going and returns the blade to its sheath. He says he might try drinking bleach and “throwing up [his] intestines” while the anime Bleach plays on his computer.
- After a few minutes of quiet rambling, Josh cheers himself up by doing vocal covers of the Cobra classic Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley, Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, rocking out to Papa Roach's Blood Brothers which he skips halfway through the song to sing Cradle of Filth's Nymphetamine Fix. Cobra gets a pre-roll ad for “Olympus Has Fallen” which he says, “looks like a good movie”.
- Cobes signs off