The Budweiser Challenge

The Budweiser Challenge
Event style: streamed content
Location: 615 South Center Street
Important characters: KingCobraJFS, Darfliny
Summary: Darf and Josh get absolutely smashed on wimpy booze
Event Genre: Comedy
Results: Nothing.
Saga: The Ellen Saga

The Budweiser Challenge is a famous incident in the Cobraverse, recognized as some of the absolute highest in KingCobraJFS content. The stream consists of the classic style of Josh's content known as “challenges”, where Josh would set some vaguely possible or impossible challenge for himself, usually food, and then attempt to beat it. In this case, his challenge was to consume a 26-pack of Budweiser beers with his friend, Michael “Darfliny b” Baldwin.

• Josh kicks the stream on immediately with a strong “What is up, fellow YouTubers!” alongside his pal Darfliny. The two outline the challenge and show off their chalices for drinking - Josh with the skull goblet, and Darf with the Jack Skellington goblet.
• Josh explains that this is about drinking the booze and having fun, rather than having them as fast as they could. Darf continues to hype Josh up.
• Having their first beer, Darf remarks “They even chilled it for us!”. This comes as a slight surprise, as iced drinks are seldom seen in any of Josh's videos.
• Josh talks about wandmaking, talks shit to chat, and recounts stories of his underage drinking.
• Josh correctly ascertains that he will be a little plastered by the end of this.
• Josh recounts a story of a girl at the booze store holding the door open for him and saying he smells good. Darf runs backup by saying he was still in the car when this transpired.
• While waiting for Darf to finish his beer, Josh conjures a Chi Ball.
• Darf is asked if he drives by chat, and replies by alleging he sometimes drunk drives. Darf also says “Nah, I'm not gonna pass out”.
• The pack is half-down. Josh is getting very inebriated and visibly slowing down. Darf continues to scroll on his phone while Josh sneezes repeatedly, cleaning the snot off on his pirate jacket.
• Darf goes on a passionate rant about Insane Clown Posse while Josh continues to get more wasted, constantly sneezing from alcohol.
• Josh is now incredibly drunk. He reads off chat messages while he continues to slow down.
• Darf comments that “Missus Darf is gonna be pissed”, and the two of them slowly drift off over the course of half an hour.
• Josh fumbles his way through eating some potato chips. Darf has vanished.
• Darf reemerges from somewhere, lies down on Josh's bed, announces his return, and promptly passes out.
• Josh says there's only two beers left while continuing to eat Darf's sour cream and onion potato chips. The stream has slowed to an absolute crawl.
• Darf's legs are now in frame as Josh polishes off the last of the beers. While finishing the last beer, Josh has a near-death experience and starts coughing violently.
• Josh is unconscious. Darf watches funny videos on his phone before also falling unconscious.
• Josh starts to cough again, making horrible inhuman noises.
• Time passes, and Josh's coughing gets worse. His hat falls over his face, and then off his head completely.
• Spilling his booze, Josh awakens slightly to cough horribly. His coughing gets so bad that his skin begins to change to a vibrant purple.
• After a prolonged bout of coughing, Josh fully awakens, seemingly realizes he left the stream on, mumbles “Catch you cool cobras later…”, and ends his stream as Darfliny snores in the background.

The Budweiser Challenge is regarded as an especially famous moment in Boglim History. Josh's alcoholism was on full display, and also his more drunken side, which would set the stage for later incidents during The Conquistador Age. The Budweiser Challenge remains as testament to Josh's lightweight nature and proclivity to get absolutely plastered for no reason.