Alicia Rohde is one of Josh's many crushes. She is a model and Ms. Hooter's Beauty Pageant winner, according to Josh. Josh went to school with Alicia and has spoken at length about his sorrows following being rejected by her in high school.

Alicia Rohde has been the subject of Josh's obsession for many years. Much like Ellen, he is adamant that he doesn't and won't talk about her, however she is brought up often on streams when talking about his difficulties in the dating scene.

Despite Alicia never physically appearing on stream, nor is she believed to have any association with Cobra outside of a one-sided obsession, there have been a handful of notable moments that revolve around her in the Cobraverse.

While working at Wendy's, Josh became fixated on the numbers 3 and 4, particularly influenced by his employee clock-in number, which was 4. He began to believe these numbers held magical significance, and this idea would grow stronger following Alicia's beauty pageant win.

According to Josh, he had noticed that Alicia had entered the contest and “spoke it into the universe” that she would win. Coincidentally, she was entrant number 4. After her victory, Alicia posed alongside another model wearing a black bikini, which contrasted with Alicia’s green one. To Josh, seeing both of his favorite colors represented together was further confirmation of the mystical power of the number 4.

On a leaked Discord call, Josh revealed that Clint and Tanis had told him Alicia had taken her own life. They assured him that her family did not blame him, and instead blaming on his trolls harassing her.

In his distraught retelling, he laments:

• “[Alicia] was the one that got away”
• “I don't even care if I ever get to tap her- if I ever get to sleep with her so be it. I would trade a lifetime of sex to bring this poor girl back, just for her family. Fuck her boyfriend.”
• “Chicks this hot are once in a lifetime”

After it was quickly debunked by the people in the call, Josh deduced that his parents must have told him she had died so that he would stop stalking her.