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Puff Saunders
“Puff has been missing for 5 days… We've been looking for him nonstop, I've been putting reports out, and we still haven't found him” Josh giving an update on the search effort for Puff
| Puff Saunders |
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| Alias(es): Puffers, Puff-Puff |
| Gender: Male |
| Nationality: American |
| Status: Missing, presumed deceased |
| Species: Bearded Dragon |
| Owner: Josh Saunders, Homeboy Ian (formerly) |
| Sagas: The Puff Saga |
Puff Saunders was the former bearded dragon of KingCobraJFS, a gift to him from his longtime friend and occasional felon Ian. Despite having no real ability with animals and a duster-blasted brain, Josh would put in a significant(see: Any at all) effort to make Puff's life a nice one.
Background
A day before Valentine's Day in 2023, Josh would have his friend and DUI elemental Homeboy Ian over to hang out. However, Ian would bring him a surprise: A bearded dragon by the name of Puff. As Ian handed him over for inspection, Josh's demeanor would immediately change: Truly, a lizard-man like Cobes immediately felt a kindred spirit with this cold-blooded bearded dragon. Going so far as to give him a smooch, Josh would let him hang out on the Dead Dog Chair while hanging out with his homie.
Living with Cobra
Visits from Animal Control
Allegations of Neglect
Puff is Missing
One day during a smoke break, Josh would step outside with Puff to have a cigarette and enjoy the verdant and picturesque Wyoming scenery. However, Josh would make a critical mistake, and forget to put his boots on. Seizing the opportunity, Puff would scuttle away into the grass, and by the time Josh had returned to the smoking area properly shod, Puff was nowhere to be found.
Josh had to act fast. He couldn't let the trolls know he had let Puff run away. He needed to lie.
Epilogue
Although it would be years before we got an actual answer from him on it, Josh would relent on his cope of “He's just burrowed underground for winter” some time in The trailer saga when lightly drunk on a stream, he divulged that he had given up on Puff ever returning, and knew in his heart of hearts the good boy was dead.
Sources used
“In Memory of Puff the Bearded Dragon” by Boglim Chronicles
Characters
| The Saunders Family: | KingCobraJFS •  Clint Saunders • Tanis Saunders •  Puff Saunders • Laurel Goodro |
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| Homeboys and Homegirls: |  Couch Chris •  Darfliny •  Homeboy Scotty • Jeremy Rogers •  Homeboy Ian • Aaron •  Alex Anderson •  Minor Homeboys and Homegirls |
| Villains and Foes of King Cobra: | CoolTaste •  Warlord •  Scrapper Steve •  NakedAndLaughing • Gothic Dee •  Stephanie • The Trolls • Casper Police Department |
| Neutral parties: | Bitesize Cobra Vids • Seizurerobot5000 • Trappped • CEO of Chairbugs • Krystal Roberts |