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2024/06/08 00:52 · kiwi

Fun Fight


Fun Fight is the first infamous incident in the Cobraverse, and the first signs of alcoholism ravaging Josh's already deep-fried brain.


Fun Fight
Event style: Uploaded Video
Location: 615 South Center Street
Important characters: KingCobraJFS, Couch Chris
Summary: Josh gets wasted and turns into a demon
Event Genre: Comedy, homo-erotic romance
Results: The most hideous of sights, an unholy hangover to Josh
Saga: The Couch Chris Saga

Timeline of events

Pre-video: A few hours earlier, Josh would get badly drunk off a bottle of Peach Schnapps.

  • Chris opens the video in Josh's chair, while Chris' brother also named Josh wanders around. Cobra Josh appears from the bed, hissing and growling. Josh says he's gonna kill Chris in his sleep, to which Chris casually responds “Shut up!”
  • Josh continues to snarl and generally be loud. Somewhere in his drunken reptilian hindbrain, Josh has convinced himself that he's a demon, calling himself “a monster in his own flesh”.
  • Briefly passing out, Josh awakens and goes after Brother Josh, while Chris attempts to half-heartedly stop him.
  • Chris coerces Josh back to the bed and notes that he's here mostly to keep Josh in line, knowing full and well Josh is completely plastered.
  • Josh stands back up and howls, and Chris moves to placate him. Brother Josh appears from off-camera while doing a poor Hank Hill impression, quickly taking Chris' vacant seat.
  • Chris forces Josh to sit on the bed, as Josh growls “Don't fuck with a Cobra Demon!”
  • The wrestling match continues as Chris attempts to force Josh to stay down. Chris' shirt rides up and we're treated to a shot of his gunt.
  • Mistaking the usage of the term slightly, Brother Josh suggests Chris put him in a sleeper hold. Brother Josh moves to intercept, telling the camera he'll be right back.
  • Chris and Brother Josh wrestle Josh to the bed. Chris attempts to keep Josh pinned as Brother Josh attempts to apply a sleeper hold.
  • Brother Josh successfully locks in the hold off-camera, which actually appears to be a full nelson lock for the brief second we see it on camera. Josh continues to attempt to break free while snarling and howling. Chris continues to try to talk sense into the beast of pure chaos.
  • Brother Josh and Chris continue to keep Josh pinned while he struggles and screams. Josh refers to himself as King Cobra.
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