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Ruined Birthdays
Josh has a very major habit of ruining his own birthdays in various ways. While it's hard to say for certain, one must assume that Josh's date of birth is cursed - from his very beginning, spending weeks in an incubation tube at infancy, to his 33rd birthday, the same day he was served his eviction papers.
| Ruined Birthdays |
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 “it's gonna be okay, Clint, it's only an hour away. How much damage could Josh do to himself in an hour?” |
| Event style: Various |
| Location: Conquistador Apartments |
| Important characters: KingCobraJFS, Nakedandlaughing, Clint Saunders |
| Summary: Happy birthday Cobra! |
| Event Genre: Comedy, Tragedy |
| Results: Inability to have a good birthday stream ever |
| Saga: Various |
29th birthday rage: March 26th, 2020
Josh would open up his livestream with a tremendous sigh, as if he were to start an apology video. Josh would spend the beginning of the stream jawjacking with troles and drinking alcohol. The stream would immediately begin to spiral downhill when Josh spilt his entire beer, causing an outrage live on camera. His fury barely contained, Josh would continue to furiously lament his inability to put a can of beer down properly. It's worth noting that he's already this sloshed by 10 AM. Josh would furiously practice picking up and setting down his beer can before spilling it again over his keyboard. This bitter mood would continue throughout the stream.
Josh would continue his stream by E-begging and getting more hammered, not having nay birthday plans. Troles would home in on Josh's short temper, wishing him a happy 30th birthday, causing him to seethe even further. Josh would continue to talk shit with his haters, including someone offering him $50 to do a line of pipe tobacco, and a potential customer asking Josh to put a “pleasure spell” on his next batch of wands, as his lady friend was planning to buy one to pleasure herself with. This would lead to Josh giving the troll a stern lecture. Josh would finish his stream out by eating leftover dominoes pizza as breakfast and talking about how he rules his trolls' sad, miserable, pathetic lives. Warlord would make a brief appearance before the stream ended.