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Tactical Soap
Tactical Soap is KingCobraJFS' answer to hygiene: A brand of extremely overpriced soap produced by the Grondyke company, engineered to attract women through the power of pheromones. Although Josh swears by its ability to make you smell good, its effects clearly are less than what Josh claims.
| Tactical Soap |
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| First Seen: September 2018 |
| Description: A brand of snake-oil adjacent pheromone soap costing approx. 17 dollars USD a bar |
| Lifespan: N/A |
| Status: Sponsor code deactivated |
| Sagas: Every saga since The Wandmaker Saga |
Origin
The story(As told by Josh) is that the founder of the Grondyke Soap Company was a single father who got back into the dating game, only to be discouraged by the market. Instead, said founder would invent his own branch of pheromone-based soap to ensure his scent-based success in the dating market.
Relationship with Josh
Josh has continued to endlessly shill Tactical Soap as his catch-all 22 technique to pull consenting, of-age, non-related, alive females since 2018, and will constantly recount anecdotes where people said “Damn, that goth dude smells good!”, or words to that effect. Very briefly, Josh would somehow attain a sponsorship deal with the soap company, getting a code for a meagre discount. As of 2025, this code no longer works, although it would be months before Josh discovered the discount no longer went through.
While Josh claims that this soap gets him any lady he wants, it's difficult to discern how true this is - Long-lasting girlfriends he attracted with this soap include nakedandlaughing, which drove Josh to an extremely dark place.