Original Video: 4 meat ultimate treat

What is up? YouTube and Facebook at your sexy Goths, bad boy, King Cobra JFS, coming back at you with another food hack video. Yes, it's another little seizures food hack, but to be honest, I was craving pizza and I basically rode my bike home with a double-bagged, full of goodies, about a miniature bag of chips, a stick of jerky, a custom-made pizza from the little Caesars, a two-liter amount and doing a butterfinger, and of course, some anti-extees. Yeah, that money is going to be replaced, so I'm not even tripping that body, you know what I'm saying? Because life's a hostile, you gotta get it. Now on the way home from Little Caesar's, I almost dropped the bike and the pizza at the same time. But I caught the pizza from hitting the ground, and I caught the bike from hitting the ground, one out of trying to just,, then I leaned down, right as I stop the pizza from falling and hitting the ground and opening, I lean down and I picked up my bike and I'm like, whoa. So I managed to stop my bike and the pizza from hitting the ground that was pretty ninja. I'm about to consume a shit type calories for your sick entertainment on YouTube so I'm gonna drink some water just for the hell of it. First of all YouTube no one's gonna lay a fucking finger on my god damn butter finger. Kiss my ass burgers. No one's gonna lay a fucking finger on my god damn butter finger. Kiss my ass burgers. All the haters can… Go off! My butter finger bitch. A two-liter I picked up from Little Caesars is Mountain Spew Mountain Dew. It's Pepsi product. When it comes to Coke or Pepsi products, I like them both. I'm not particularly picky. It's sort of pop, man. And there's no way in hell I want to be able to drink all this in one sitting. But one or two cups to go with my delicious pizza, why not? Crack open a fresh cheerleader, show that logo. Oh yeah. All you mountain new lovers, all you mountain new lovers out there watching this food hack videos that making you thirsty or what? Green goodness. Let's get the mug out. Fresh pour action. All you can hear it's fizzing up in the glass. I tell you one thing though YouTube sorta popped in the bottle I can. It's all right. But it's not as good as hand-jerk soda, I'll tell you that right now. One Mountain Dew I really like is Mountain Juice Roebak. That's good shit. Made with real sugar, it's real good. throwback. That's good shit made with real sugar. It's real good. All right, so what kind of pizza did we get to hack up on YouTube today? Well, let's take a gander at this crazy, crazy goodness. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's on there? Okay, okay, one thing at a time hold on hold on hold on hold your horses All right so first of all I want to say the chick at Little Caesars was very professional and very friendly with their customer service Definitely made me feel welcome back anytime. Awesome job on that second of all they didn't take too long to make this So it was fast friendly professional man oh it smells so good now what I got here it's open up oh it's still nice and warm oh yeah pop the top sun There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Now did you know you can get crazy crust on your pizza? Get the fuck out of you god damn flywell fucking murder you. My fucking pizza bitch! Well I fucking hate that little bastard. Anyways YouTube check this out. We got a three meat tree with extra cheese. with extra cheese. Anyways, YouTube, check this out. We got a three meat tree with extra cheese and I did ask for crazy cresper. I don't think they do that anymore. That's alright. I'm not tripping out about it because this pizza looks fucking good not tripping out about it? Because this pizza looks fucking good. This pizza looks hella good. Right the fuck on the list users now we're talking. Three meat tree, extra cheese. Oh but hold up, hold up, hold up, let's scooch it. Let's scooch it this way a bit, so we can get it lower center. There we go. awesomeiness. Let's switch it this way a bit so we can get it more center. There we go. Awesomeness. All right, so now we're going to add to this three meat tree that you see right here with the extra cheese. Oh yeah. We're going to add some garlic butter to it. Just like I do with all my pizza. I like to smear garlic butter on it. Oh, peel it open. Yeah. Oh yeah. And then I'm going to sit here and articulate… or not aren't the… that's not the word I'm looking for. The fuck out of here, flying this is my fucking pizza. not the that's not the word I'm looking for the fuck out of here flies is my fucking pizza on a strategically placed there we go strategically place this garlic goodness on top and it takes about two of these to cover a whole pizza. So first we're going to make greasy. Greasy good. Oh yeah. I'm in the process of making wounds. We're not done with this pizza just yet. YouTube. Oh no, no, no, no, no. All right, now I'm in the process of making wounds. I'm on my fifth batch. Now how's that three meat treat with extra cheese and garlic butter goodness looking, that looking good or what? Oh hell yeah. But we're not done yet. Oh no, there's three meat treats is about to become a four meat treat. I play no games. I play no games Facebook and YouTube with these food hacks. I play no games. We got some Jack links wild original beef jerky. A nice thick delicious jerky stick. and what I'm gonna do with this jerky stick is cut it up in the bite-sized pieces and put it on top of my pizza I play no games what the fuck's my knife there it is Come on you little fucking bastard there we go. Jack Link's original beef jerky. Jack Link's original wild beef jerky. I want to scoot you down on my lap so I don't drop it on the floor. That would suck there we go and pull it out of there that pull out that's what he said she said just cringe So I want to sit here and tear this jerky up into pieces. and stick on top of this three meat tree. And they're just burning off a piece with my mouth and placing it on there. Could be a bit more civilized about it. Sitting here hacking up a little Caesar's Pizza, what are you doing on a Tuesday evening? That's good jerky. Got the King Cobra food hack video. Oh yeah. Now we are talking. Now I try to spread this jerky out as best as I could in strategically place chunks of jerky here and there. At least one piece will have at least two to three pieces minimum. Yeah, there we go. Now, there we go. Oh, oh, oh. Now would you look at that pizza now, Facebook and YouTube? It's now a for meat tree, but we're not done yet. We are not done yet. Look what I have in my hands. YouTube show that logo. Not show cheese Doritos baby. Oh yeah we're snacking boldly today. Now my hands are a little bit greasy from the barter and the jerky, but that's all right. People seeing you assemble this pizza at your house or at Little Seizures, you go into a gas station to get what you need to make this, you know what I'm saying? It's still a simple food hack. I'll end up eating these crushed up ones anyway, but I don't need that much for it. I don't need that much to sprinkle on top of my pizza YouTube. And people are going to be looking at you like this motherfucker. People are looking at you like, oh shit. I broke the bag. God damn it. I mean, look at Gerido's the bag. God damn it. I mean look at Gerido's piping bag. Sit here and just give her the squeeze. I'll talk to my homie here in a second, YouTube and Facebook, right now I'm doing a food hack, a food hack video. I'm sitting here making the best god damn motherfuckin' little seizures. People you ever did see in y'all laugh. Of course, no one got the king cover, where you know this shit's going to be good. You know it's going to be unhealthy, hard, greasy, delicious goodness. You know what? Fuck it. It's all going on there. Let's go like that. Seems how I can't reseal the bag. I might just throw the whole crumble on there. Yeah. It seems how I can't reseal the bag. Might as just throw the whole crumble on there. And here we go. It seems to have got some of my shirt. I'm getting it. I keep my social circle very very small. This right here is the holy, or more like unholy, grail of pizza. This I like to call the four meat ultimate treat from Little Caesars. It's got a three meat treat with extra cheese, smothered and garlic butter, covered in gerrinos, and jerky. Not your cheese gerrinos at that. Oh my fucking God, that's just… I don't know if I want to look at it and frame it or eat it. Oh, we're definitely going to have a slice or two because this shit look good. And I carried this shit all the way home on my bike and Damnier lost the pizza and Damnier lost my bike. But I managed to save,, throw that in the ashtray. I managed to save both the pizza and the bike from hitting the ground. First I caught the pizza, then I caught the bike it was pretty awesome. But I think this right here might be my favorite food hack from Little Caesars. I don't know about you may but this shit look good. All that extra cheese, all that four different kinds of meat, the crushed up Doritos, and the garlicky butter. Oh! for point. Doritos and the garlic he butter. Oh Oh my god you too Facebook Four points right there in the trash can Okay, and I'll take a sip in my mount and do real quick on Oh so, um, this food hackin's about to get crazy because we're about to get snacking. You feel what I'm saying? YouTube? It might have gotten a little bit crushed from the right home because I was carrying it sideways and then kind of like this at one point, holding it between my hand and my bicep but yeah walking home with pizza is much easier than riding the bike but I wanted to get home a little bit quicker so I took the bike. There's something about riding home with pizza in your hand like an O.G. Bachelor boss pizza in one hand, steering the bike with the other like, cruising with the pizza in your hand, like, yeah. So I don't know, how the fuck it's got to taste, but I'm sure it's kind of taste good. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You know, I'm saying, I'm saying, well, it looks like cheese melts down to the crust. I think they might have made it crazy crust a little bit. If they didn't, it's cool. It's whatever, I don't care. The service was fast friendly. That pizza looks good. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes when I order food, I don't anunciate my words properly. It's part of my autism but this is a ultimate for me treat from little Caesars and if you think it looks interesting I'm up to try it myself see how it do. And if you think it looks interesting I'm up to try it myself see how it do That just looks like junk food goodness right there Kick a couple of drags on my next eat. Put it out for a later. All right. So, let's get into it, YouTube. Let's try a slice. One slice for the hell of it. So the toppings are coming off to pizza, but that's all right. We'll just stick them on top. All right. So here's a slice of that crazy coast and pizza. Let's see how we do. Oh my god, oh my god, that is good. Ohhh, oh my god, YouTube. This may be legitimately the best food hack I've ever done in so long. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let me just. Oh my fucking God, that's good pizza. Little Caesars. Little Caesars. Why aren't you doing this? This right here is soul food, man. This is just junk food, it's finest, dude. Pizza should not be allowed to taste this good. Oh no, oh no, oh come back here. Get over here. It's fresh, all the meat and the cheese and then the crunch from the gerrinos. Eat a nice chewy consistency with the toppings, the cheese, the sauce, the crust, all the flavors working together. Then you get the grease from the pizza and the garlic butter and then that crunch from the gerrinos. Oh my god. This is my new favorite. This is like the best fucking pizza. I've ever eaten in a while dude Like this is some food-hacked goodness right here Pizza was a stoner pizza? No man. Now this right here is the stoner pizza B. This is just Okay if you live in Colorado and you're fucking smoking some good-ass herb man, you bring this to a party. People are gonna be like, Did you order that from Little Caesars? Yeah, dude. What's… What the fuck's on it? Oh no, dude, you don't even know Gothic King Cobra. Oh yeah, my friend Alex wants a piece, I'll give him one. I'm not going to be stingy. I was answering someone's question in Facebook, YouTube, but… Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on a minute, I just, one more fucking God. Yeah, I don't think they do crazy crust of like pizza anymore, but I really do not care. with us, unhealthy as this pizza is, it don't need the crazy crust. This pizza is perfect the way it is. Show that logo, Pizza Pizza. Set that to the side for a second. All right, YouTube. On my rating scale for that food hack. Oh, let me, uh… I take a sip in my Mountain Dew real quick. Now, one out of four, I'm giving out a full four baby. That's the kind of pizza you eat when you're like, you just broke up with your girlfriend, you're sad and you need some greasy delicious comfort food. So you make yourself one of those. Or maybe you got the fucking munchies and you're like, I wanna come up with something dank, original, and delicious. Something that doesn't exactly count as nutritious. Boom. Count as nutritious. Boom. Boom. It's the kind of pizza you take a bite so good. It's like, mmm. Or maybe you do have a girlfriend and you're like, and she likes all that stuff that you like, you know what I'm saying? And you're showing how to make this fucking pizza. This should be a great pizza for date night people I'm just saying most ladies would be like okay it's date night what do I do you know shit get yourself one of those pizzas and make it as soon as your boyfriend tries to slice like you're in fucking tea he's gonna be looking at you like girl what kind of black magic is this? it's just that fucking good You're going to be looking at your like, girl, what kind of black magic is this? It's just that fucking good. Hmm. ultimate treats from little Caesars. Oh yeah. Just one slice that's like oh I could very easily eat that entire box to myself that would be no trouble at all. But I get there like three more slices and I'm like oh dude. Now I would give it, if it's one out of four, I would give that pizza a solid four. That shit's bomb as fuck. In fact, the only thing that I'd make that pizza any better was to make me like a little bit of barbecue sauce if you want to go a step further, but I'm not going to do that because I make it too messy. perfect the way it is. All the gooey gooey goodness from that extra cheese and the garlic butter, or Butterfinger, or Marlboro, for that matter. I just love giving free advertising to awesome companies. So you were probably expecting just a pizza review. You weren't expecting a little candy bar review on top of it. Double the review, double the exposure. Nobody's gonna lay out fucking finger on my butter finger. See how I did that? That's fucking awesome. I act like I'm flipping the camera off, but I censored my middle finger with the candy bar wrapper. H haha. candy bar wrapper. Ha! Oh. Let's run around and open that up. Oh, oh, oh, YouTube. Look at that. Look at it. Oh, oh, let's peel the way nice and slow. Nice and oh yeah, look at that. Look at that sexy chocolate. Pocanot right there. Oh it's a little bite just a little tiny tiny bite right right there. Classic delicious crunchy butter finger. Don't mind the dry spray paint on my hands I'm working on wands but there there you go, look at that cross section. I got all the paint off my hands for the most part, so I'm not worried about it. Yeah, YouTube, that's definitely a butterfinger. Mm. Made by Nestle. Yeah. Mm. Make by Nestle. Now, that's goodness right there. Well, there you have it, YouTube. There's my junk food, food review of the day. It's unhealthy as fuck with who gives a shit. We've got one life. Enjoy a shit. We got one life. Enjoy it. You got one life. Enjoy it. Eat junk food. And just leave your life for you man. Anyways YouTube, thanks for watching me concoct my four meat ultimate treat from Little Caesars. And this is Gothic King Cobra back at you with them a dank-ass food review. Catch you on the flip side, YouTube.