Original Video: Shon and Saunders Food Review

What up you crazy YouTubeers? What's up YouTube? It's your boy, King Cobra, back at it with another video. So… Well, I got some goodies. So I have the Royal Crispy Italian Chicken sandwich. And to that sandwich I added everything that comes on the sandwich with bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, and mail. So, you know, got to customize it a little bit. Here's the large Coca-Cola. Here's everything that comes in the bag. So yes the crispy Italian royal chicken sandwich it's back at Burger King YouTube. It's back at YouTube. It's this chicken sandwich. It Italian royal chicken sandwich. It's back at Burger King YouTube. It's this chicken sandwich, it's like a chicken pom sandwich basically with the sauce and the cheese. But it's like Burger King's version of it, so you know that's how that goes. I've had it before, it's pretty tasty. Is it authentic? Fuck no of course it ain't authentic. It's fast food what do you expect? You know but if you're on the budget you don't feel like cooking you kind of in between meals whatever you know and have it your way. so you don't know how this goes down you to be like the fast food. and have it your way. Fast food be coming out with new items or bringing back old items that are company favorites you know Cobras got the scoop on it now for a second I was worried that they didn't give me a fucking straw but look at that okay so saving grace they have a straw so I got a large fry with a large Coke. To go with my sandwich. Beautiful. Got napkins. Mm-hmm. Well, normally the Burger King sandwich only comes with the chicken, cheese, the marinera sauce, and the bread and that's it. So if you want to add like bacon, tomatoes, onions, pickles, lettuce, and mail. That's extra. Now the frogs are a little cold because I've been sitting here getting ready to do a full review. Siking myself up. So I waited too long to eat these. They're a little cold but I don't care YouTube. You got a sandwich from Burger King. When it comes to fast food, I'm not that picky. I like McDonald, I like Burger King. You know, I like Wendy's. I'm not trying to start no fucking fast food war over here, but you know. Wendy's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, I don't care. Five guys, hamburger stands. I'm a fast food kind of guy, so we're going to take the straw wrapper off. I used to work at Burger King back in the day. I worked at Burger King for over a year. And then I quit Burger King to work at Taco Bell for like a couple days and I went to Job Corps, that's how that went down. And Burger King was one of the few jobs I have. Well my trolls couldn't fuck with me. The same with Taco Bell. You know. I mean this is a food review but I kind of feel like the food review could be better. We got the royal chicken sandwich with everything on it. It's got a crispy Italian only chicken style sandwich with the bacon, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, and mayo. large fry and a large Coke for delivery. I am a royal customer for Dordash. I've been officially labeled as a VIP customer because I order them so much. You know, Dordash tends to appreciate that loyalty. So if something happens to my order from Dordash, if it's fucked with, all I gotta do is call them and have it replaced. They gave me store credit, you know, I had a Dordash earlier that got fucked with, and I reordered it, and it's all goochie. Speaking of royal, there's a royal paint in my ass. This sandwich is probably going to be delicious, but I think we need to… I'm doing fantastic, Sean. Fantastic Sean good what you got here check it out. Yeah, it's Burger King Have it your way. Yeah, not a sponsor Not a sponsor I want a drink What was that? You got coke in there. It's not that kind of coke. I can't reach this strong… I… for seeing or something? Shut up Sean. What the fuck did you give for Murder King? What did you take a drink in Arthur? How does that work? I have no idea how the fuck that works. I take a drink and I should be burping. What the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? I got a drink and I should be burping. What the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? I got a royal chicken sandwich. They're new and it's back. Guess what's that? They use guys. OK Sean, what? If you're not Italian, please don't do that. What? That's cultural appropriation. Oh, fuck you. There it only works if you're not white. I could smack you right now. I wish you would. Oh! Oh! Don't think of you! You see this shit? Gonna Sine O' Workers' Comp for this! I had tokelle earlier sniff that on you, a kunt liquor. I'm not giving you workman's comp for being an asshole. I'll show you an asshole and I fart. Oh, yeah! I had to cuckle dill earlier sniffed that on you, count liquor. You kiss your mom with that mouse, Sean? Cunt liquor? You kiss your mom with that mouse, Sean? No, but I kissed yours. Oh! I swear to fucking God. Okay. No Sean, think about it. I'm actually a better troll than his trolls are. Somebody help! This man's got his hand up my ass. Oh my God, would you stop? What you got there? It's Burger King's french fries. Oh yeah. Burger King, you make good french fries, but I want to say it not a sponsor. Arby's makes the best french fries. In the fast food game, in my opinion, what? I like the Arby's curly fries. McDonald's makes good fries. Wendy's makes good fries. You're trying too hard to get a sponsor. Shut up up Sean! Kiss my ass thurgers! Well Sean is a Charlie McCarthy puppet and one of the fans replaced his monocolin his hat. I look fancy. I do declare Montclair. Oh… I look fancy. I do declare Montclair. You hear about the fancy food? The fancy food? Yeah, they were called declares. Get it? Food puns? When I do food puns. Yes, we're not doing food puns…. We're not doing food puns, yes we are. No we're not. Good reviews with my dummy Sean, I'll try to do more, but I'll have to eat the sandwich with one hand. You're gonna do it with one hand? That's what she said. Oh, you are so cringe. I know. Oh. Whoa. Yeah., what the hell was that? Blowing you a kiss? Oh, tell him my trolls to blow me. Yeah, you're… You got one of those things. One or what things? You know, you got a Jeff Donum Puffet. A Jeff Donum Puffet? Yeah, I do believe… Yeah, that's what I said, Jeff-Om-Puffet. Okay, I do believe that… the term is… Vinculiques Dummy. Yeah, you're a dummy. Who are calling a Dummy?- dummy? That joke is so overplayed. God! And if you don't like me, remember, he's the one with his hand up my ass. Okay, Sean, my hand is not up your ass. That's what it looks like. Oh my God. Look, his control panel is right there. It's got a little stick in his back. Oh, yeah, you like touching my stick. Oh Fuck you! Fuck your mother Sean. I wouldn't. Why not? You'll get splinters. And I don't think you want a dick covered in splinters. I mean I've heard of getting look, this is ridiculous. Tree hunger. Yeah,,, squeezing out your sap. Ugh, okay, would you stop with the inappropriate tree jokes? No. No, I will not stop with the inappropriate tree jokes. Ugh. Where are your fucking manners? Up my ass? Like your hand? So if I fart on your hand, is your hand going to sound like shit? What a god, Sean! not to fucking laugh. Don't want you to bring you out anyways. Well, people are missing you on the YouTube channel. I heard you got 61,000 subscribers. Yeah, I peaked 61,000 subscribers. Fuckin' sweets. Take that trolls! I bid you a do, a do, a do in your lawn. Ha ha ha! Fuck controls. Oh boy. Shall I behave? No! I don't got to behave. Fix your hat. There we are. Smashing! Yeah I was. I'll do the review already. Open the fucking sandwich and take a god damn light. Fucking it, allatures. No one on a professionalism. What? No amount of professionalism. professional is on you can't say tea without losing your lips the other piece of the ball is hard to do when you're doing for the triloquism impossible it's not the impossible author is it no it's not the impossible wauper Sean good that shit's nasty you know vegans miss this neat? Viegands miss meat. How do you figure? They're always trying to recreate it. It's impossible these. My ass. You know, vegans are this neat when they're trying to recreate it with plants? When you get the assholes, you're like in your face, like, oh look at me, blah, da. All right, they're only having enough strength to hold up a piece of wood. Uh, you ever seen a vegan turn a master date? They just don't have it in them. If a female vegan masturbates, wait if a, what does a female vegan masturbating have to do with anything? Flick and the bean. Flick, click, you're horrible. Jackin the Dean stock, you know what I'm saying? Oh my God, Sean, what? It's Friday, asshole. We're getting dinner on a fucking show, look at this shit. I'm releasing a brand new coffee mug that says, do not talk to me until I've had my coffee. On the front it's got a cobra, underneath the cobra it says, fuck off, the funny coffee mug, check it out on my customized girl, releasing another brand new coffee mug, Monday. That's what's up. So yeah, check out the merch, It's summertime. Boston Rhine You gonna eat the fucking sandwich or just sit here and play with me? Oh look Josh is playing the dolls again. knock it off Stung Bob fart pants! Wait what? Stung dog? Fart pants. Spung Bob fart pants? Yes. That makes no sense. No! Ah!……….!…ells like articles! Okay, don't do the Spongebob voice. Why? Sean, do not do the Spongebob voice. Why not? It's creepy coming out of your mouth. I'll show you creepy. Don't be like that. What? Do the fucking review ass face? God! Unless you're too chicken to do the review. Really Sean. unless you're too chicken to do the review. Really Sean, it was fits in your hand. That's what she said. Ha ha ha ha! No, no, Sean, this is my sandwich. I don't bite. That sounds good. You're going to unwrap it in our lap. Oh yeah.. Take it off. Stop. What? It's food porn. See what I did there? Oh yeah. Take it off. Don't be a bastard Sean. Take it. Take it off. You chicken.. Take it off. you chicken slut! I'm gonna reference yolama! Oh yeah. I wonder, I thought you'd naughty slut. Don't call me a naughty slut, shard. I was just joching you. God! You leave this asshole? You're a Goth. Yes, I'm Goth. And you're also a ventiliquist. Yeah, I'm also a ventiliquist. Anyone say you're trying too hard? What? So there are chicken Parmesan sandwiches back. The screen was going black. Yeah, we had to move it so to stop trying to sleep on us. If they include napkins, yeah they did. I'm trying to do this with one hand. That's what she said, shut up Sean. You aren't right into that one. They definitely put all the fixins and I ordered on it. Plus everything else. It's getting over my lap. That's what she said, oh my God, Sean. The Royal Crispy Chicken Sandwich. It's the Italian Royal Crispy Chicken Sandwich, for Burger King with… Let us tomatoes, Pickles, onions, Mayo, Bacon, their Marinera Sauce and the Chicken. Stick it in your mouth. Would you stop? Stick it in your mouth. Would you stop? Stick it in your fucking god damn mouth you dastard. This is why I don't want to do a food review with you in my lap. Oh what's wrong? You don't like you sitting on your lap? You're mean. Shut up Sean! Getting sauce over my shirt. It's a bit difficult to do with one hand. That's what she said. It's a bit difficult to do with one hand. That's what she said. I could choke you right now. I like that too much. But this royal Italian crispy chicken sandwich Okay, I like it. It tastes good. Got that shiny squishy brieosh bun I like shiny squishy bonds. You like shiny squishy bonds? Yeah. If you know what I mean, it took a while. Don't be a pervert. Oh yeah! Well, I'm sorry. Charlotte's being obnoxious. I'm here for that. I'm a royal Italian crispy chicken sandwich. Yeah, I'm here for that. Last time I tried it, I didn't add bacon to it. Look like I gotta fucking remember. That's pretty good, Joe. You need a napkin. You're a messy asshole. You almost lost it! Yeah, I saved it. You think I didn't spell it? That was a close call. Hey look, what? You have neat in your laugh. You know, if you don't want to put the vegetables on here, like the lures, tomatoes, the pickles, and the onions, add mail and bacon to it. Seriously, you can't go wrong with that. If you like the fast food reviews, you can't go wrong with that. If you like the fast food reviews YouTube I want you to subscribe and like the video. The hell was that? That was weak Sean. Are you challenging me? Maybe. What do you like 14? Why do you say that Sean? You're getting into a belching contest with your ventriloquist puppet. Oh yeah? Okay Sean you call down the thunder? Well now you got it. Yeah I sure you call down the thunder will now you got it. Yeah I sure did. They call me thunder thighs. Why do they call you thunder thighs? That's why. Here at rumble. Did you stop showing in trouble? Did you stop showing? Farting in my laugh? No, never! Keep your lips, still, asshole! You gotta keep your mouth closed and you're doing the turquoise and otherwise teeth are people are going to be like I can see your lips new ass face Take that Sean. Oh yeah! Yeah, Sean. Yeah, Sean. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Shut up, Sean! Ha! What is with you today Sean you are extra fucking obnoxious it's the weekend I don't get a shit Well look at you Steve Irwin with your snakes over here, they're not real Sean, and that's what she said. Was that a fake boob joke? Yes. No offense to Steve Irwin, but yes. And you walked right into it. Wank up. Here you can see the elusive stuffed Cobra. Notice how they do not move or bite. Relatively harmless. Yeah. Danger danger. Oh shit. Hey luckily you're a tick-up line. What? When you're going to the bar? Yeah, to pick up chicks? Huh. You were disgusting asshole. What do you mean? What do you mean my pick up wine? Hey ladies want to see my coderra? Ha ha! I don't feel like getting smacked at the bar, Sean. He's wanna see my coder? Ha ha! I don't feel like getting smacked at the bar, Sean. It's okay, if she snacks you? Be like, if you aren't lying under, you don't dirty jokes until she smiles. They can't stay mad at you forever. You're obnoxious. I know. You gotta finish that sandwich? Uh yeah. Don't you reach down there to eat the sandwich? I wasn't planning on it. You're sick. for even thinking that. I wasn't planning on it. Yes, sex, or even thinking that? Do I go, a chicken sandwich? Sure. No. chicken. in big old double deep boobies long black hair and stunning fuck me green eyes about the age of 24 to 23 to 22 21 years old and you wouldn't be saying no to a little okay stop a nice curvy waist. Yeah. With it on the skin of your side, you know it. You gotta think for golf chicks too, huh Sean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, pick up lines for picking up goth chicks. Yeah. I walk up to a chick and I go, do you work at a funeral home? She goes, no, why? And I said, because you're drop dead gorgeous. And you gave me a stiff one in my pants. Oh, you're terrible. I know. It's even worse when I'm like I had a cremation in my pants because of you. Sean, there's nothing funny about funerals. You behave yourself. Well, come on, that joke was hilarious. You can say that joke was hilarious it you can say that joke knocked on dead no when early grave keep eating that fast food you unhealthy bastard shut up Sean Why did the zombie get locked up in the asylum? I don't know Sean, why did the zombie get locked up in the asylum? He was a real casket case. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, stop. That is tasty. Mm-hmm. Jokes aside. The Royal Chicken Italian sandwich from Burger King. I like it. Okay. You don't want to add the vegetables to it because you want to go extra meat? I get that. So get it with bacon and mayonnaise. It's delicious. Yeah. How fast can you eat the rest of that? I have no idea. Well don't eat it too faster, you might choke. Yeah, I gotta be careful eating this sandwich Sean. I don't want to choke on my chicken sandwich. What? You said, you said it. What? You said choke on your chicken. Get it? Choke the chicken. Oh, oh, oh! Dukkukkah! I could smack you right now dude. Do it! Oh dude. I'm not eating my chicken sandwich. Ou! Fucking asshole! Did you leave this shit? You fucking tonsney! You fucking touch me! If you want my number, you don't got a hit on me, I swear to God, shard. I like the Briosh bond that they're using for the chicken sandwich here. It's a nice touch. Honestly, I like the chicken sandwich here. It's good. I fuck with it. The Briosh bond, it's soft, squishy. Brioshy, it's shiny. Look at that. It's shiny. Oh yeah, shiny buns! What are you doing? What the fuck was that? I was smacking your buns, oh my god, stop. Now it really looks like you were spanking the monkey which is Would you shut up, Sean? It's mayonnaise from the sandwich. That's what they all say. Ice cold to wash that down. Yeah. Now it's on your mouth. Shut Up Sean. You're fucking from Tiloquis dummy? Excuse me! What? I'm offended! You offended, huh, Sean? Yes! Why are you offended? You called me a dummy. That's what you are here, Vintulik was dummy. Those are not my pronouns. Oh God, Sean, you have pronouns? Yes! I think I won that one. Fuck you! I identify identify as he him during trimmelquist puppet. He him ventriloquist puppet. Yes. Dummy just sounds so offensive. I ain't no dungley, you're dungny. But don't assume my pronouns either hypocrite my cock, shut up Sean. Your girlfriend would know, fuck you assole. I did fuck her in the assole, I swear to God, Sean. Oh, is a cunts. I got a critical field reference. Yes, that was a cradle of field reference. I can shriek too. Shut up Sean. Anyways. Thanks for watching another food review with Sean and Saunders. You managed to do it with one hand. People had good money doing it with one hand. I swear to God, Sean, you should start an only fan, dealing it with one hand. I swear to God, Sean. I'm just fucking with you. You're disgusting. You're the one with your hand up my ass. The last time Sean, my hand is not up your ass. Not from this, that's where it looks like from this angle. Oh! I didn't know you're a proctologist on the side. Could you imagine an asshole proctologist? Think about it. A proctologist that know that he likes? Have you met Pete? Yeah, he's a real asshole. What's Pete doing for a living? He's a proctologist. Ha-ha! Ah, asshole jokes. What did you think of that chicken sandwich? I thought it was decent. Even though you only have one bite, an asshole, God. Well, you don't really need to eat your ventiliquous puppets. That's not the point. You fucking to leave this asshole. Do you see what I have to put up with? Fucking bullshit. You'll never be just out. You're trying way to… Shut up Sean! It's not even about that's Okay, even obnoxious you're going back up on the shelf Oh yeah I go to blast off you got a blast off What are you doing? Sean's oh, oh, fucking a Sean, stop! It's a gas tower rocket. God damn it, Sean! Every fucking time dude That fucking ventiliquess puppet is soo fucking rude dude Why is his food review 40 minutes long? Because he was playing with his puppet again.