Original Video: Breakfest curly fry burger

What is up, Philly YouTopers? I'll give a shout out to Jake. He's one of my fans here in town. Pretty cool dude. He's telling me walking down the street. He's like, Bud, you look like you're having a bad day. And truth be told, I really, really, really, really, I wasn't having a bad day, just dealing with stupid shit. But that's kind of everyday for most of us. Also I want to give a shout out to Banjo Bill. These are a couple of my fans here in town that watch my videos. Appreciate the sport. So you know what my fan does? He's like, well here, I have a free pack of cigarettes. And I didn't beg for him, you know, it was a nice gesture and it was greatly appreciated. So I got a free pack of Winston's. Yeah. There's a reason why I like the taste of a Winston over a Marlboro and that's just because Winston doesn't have any additives. It tastes more tobacco, if that makes any sense. And it's still going to kill me, but at least there's no additives. Winston tastes like a… Winston should. How about a Winston, Brecon? That's a good cigarette friend. Yes, back when, um… commercial. Yeah. I could see back in the day you could advertise cigarettes and alcohol everywhere. Nobody gave a fuck. But these days, these days, people are a bit more particular on where you advertise alcohol and tobacco. I mean it's kind of like,, kids see their parents smoking and drinking. So you try to act like you're going to hide it from your kids. Like, you don't bullshit me. It's just me, but if I catch my kid smoking a cigarette, I want to make him smoke a fat-ass nasty cigar. Make him blue in the fucking gills from smoking there, but like, oh, you want to smoke, huh? Okay. There you go smoke up can't fucking to you we won't do it again Like, all right, that's a bit more old school, but some people be like, oh, that's thought. Because here's the thing of it, telling kids you shouldn't do it. I mean, come on, how far does that really go? We were all kids once, how far does that really go? And keep in mind,, stinky ass a god. does that really go? And keep in mind, stinky ass cigars are a lot harsher than a cigarette. A lot harsher. And if they're just barely getting used to a cigarette, they're gonna rip a monster cigar, let alone finish it. Again, if I can't see you, if they ain't puking their guts out. The coughing their ass is off, going, Why the fuck does he do that? because it released my stress with the Aspergers and nicotine actually releases dopamine in my brain and compared to Zoloff and Ritalin they all have side effects dude. But, um… I mean, you'd be sitting there like, oh yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, yeah. I also got a notice from UPS which was kind don't deliver on the weekends, as far as I know. So I'll have to wait till Monday to see what the fuck it is. No idea what it could be. Hopefully something cool like than gauntlet, yeah, because the violence are pretty sick. Gauntlet, you say. Yes. Wow. And the fan sent me a pretty sweet, um, uh, gothic accessory, if you will. And I'll put him on for the video here, I click. Gothic accessory, if you will. And I'll put them on for the video here, I click. I mean, I kind of, once you get them started, you know, the first couple of… There we go, there's one. I've done a lot of heavy thinking today, Facebook and YouTube and social media, and I've just got to ask myself that one question, what the fuck's wrong with our society anymore? Like, we got segues, which is the epitome of lazy. Like, I get it's cool technology technology but why and then you got these cups that stir the drink for you which is great if you have arthritis and you can't pick up the fork or the spoon or the chopstick and stir it yourself I get that but getting a self-serving look getting a self-stirming drink cup thing is just when you're perfectly capable of doing it yourself it's just the epitome of lazy Look, getting a self-sturing drink cup thing is just, when you're perfectly capable of doing it yourself, it's just the epitome of lazy. It really is. And what do people do when they say, when you tell them that? Like, dude, you don't have arthritis. Why the fuck do you need a self-sturing cup? Because technology is cool, man. Well, because you're your god damn lazy, they pick up a little fucking spoon spoon and do it yourself. you need a self-sturing cup? Because technology is cool man. Well, because you're a god damn lazy to pick up a fucking spoon and do it yourself. Jesus fucking Christ. Now I could sit there, I could definitely see how, you know, like, okay, a self-sturing cup that serves some purpose. It helps people who have a hard time stirring their cup, that serves some purpose. It helps people who have a hard time stirring their drinks. I get that. That's cool. That's inventive. That's, you know what I'm saying? But buying something like that because you can, because you think it's cool technology. I mean, I get that, but it just makes you lazy, dude. Call what it is, but, you know, it's the truth lazy dude. Call what it is but you know it's the truth dude. And maybe I'm not looking at it from the right angle dude because why I seen the video on Facebook it's the newest thing. Oh look it's a drink that stirs itself you can pour your drink in a cup and blah blah blah okay. The technology is not relatively new. We have the same thing with those suckers. As a 90s kid, I can remember growing up, you get a sucker on one of those rotating motherfuckers and you know, I'm saying you'd lick it, but it happened to actually put too much effort into it. So it's the same concept as that's basically the rotating lollipop stick. I mean, it's the same concept. But when you're a kid, it's one thing. It's understandable. But when you're a grown-ass adult, like hypothetical, let's say my pipe tool was a spoon and this had a drink in it. How hard would it be to do this? Seriously, how hard is that? I took like, oh wow, three, four seconds. Ooh. That took like three to four seconds. Oh my goodness. That took like three to four seconds. Oh my goodness. But I'm much going to do a bad-ass video of my fans, Jake, and Ben Joe Billa. Shout. Excuse me. I'm almost going to make a burger. Okay. What's going on in this burger? We got Burger Pani. We got egg. We got curly fried. Simple, short, sweet, to the point. Okay. Okay, there's like three pieces of laughs when I eat the other one, fuck it. But… Give it a light sprinkle. And you do the slight sprinkle for both sides. There we go. Just a little bit of Tony's. Now I made this burger for Facebook Life before so it's not going to be anything too terribly new but it's still going to be good. I'll. Get them for our eyes with just a little bit of tonies. I'll. at that patty with just a little bit. Oh yes, Arby's makes the crilly fries for the frozen section at your local grocery store worth of time. What a time. He stuck his refresher out of the microwave. And cook all the way through. For a bowl this small, like two minutes and 34 seconds, to be fair, my microwave is very powerful. Arby's Curly Abrize cries are a dank. I do a little bit of snacking while we're grilling or cooking whatever the fuck you want to call it. Okay. It will give us a little bit of curly fries to put on top of our sandwich. And I really don't matter what you use for your sandwich, YouTube. You can use Texas toast, you can use burger patties. As long as you've got some sort of bread between a burger pattie, it still technically counts as a burger, even if you don't put cheese on it. Now I'm not going to cook my patty for too much longer because I do like my patty meat to be a little bit pink in the middle but that's just my personal preference. This is all in sexiness, YouTube. Now if you're a vegan, that's probably how you don't want camera for a second there, uh, Facebook and YouTube, but… Now work my magic here. Hold on a second. I want to just shaky-cogged get out of there. Now here's a little Y-pack. Cook your burger patty before you cook your egg. The grease from the burger will keep your egg from sticking. And it'll have flavor to it. it. I'm just saying you too, cook your burger patty before you cook your egg for this recipe. The grease from that burger patty will keep your egg from sticking and you'll add delicious flavors of your sunnyside egg. Just, sound like the head, that's how good it is. Uh, uuh. Uh, uh. Of course you see me make the sunny side of the eggs before on YouTube. It's challenging as fuck, but… there's a lot of things that could go wrong. You don't crack the egg in the pan just right? You're able to burst open. Oh yeah, now we're talking. As it starts On the pad. There we go. I got my't just right. I tell you what, you can see if this here burger is almost done. It don't take much. You don't want to, if you don't want to add cheese, you really don't have to. Yeah, I'm about to flip this egg over onto its other side and make that poached egg, because that shit sounds good as fuck right now. Oh. Oh., you know, it's a good as fuck right now. You know what to cook on one side and tell all the yoke is white? Or not the yoke, the whites are all white and you flip it over and I'll cook for a little bit. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. It's a little bit poached but it's not completely poached. This is what we working with so far I got a little sunny side poach egg on top of that burger paddy nice toasted bun action well hold on we ain't done with this shit yet they're got curly fries maybe some spicy brown mustard do it it's male yeah so next thing we're gonna do is we them curly fras we were snacking on earlier and go ahead and stick those on top of that poached egg just like that like that oh yeah get on there oh yeah and I didn't poach the egg last time I made it last time I made it last time I made it last time I Oh yeah, get on there. Oh yeah, get on that, you passed it. And I didn't poach the egg last time I made it. So this might, I don't know, it probably tastes the same, but… Okay. Now just to give our sandwich some flavor, kind of consistency to like an egg salad sort of I guess. I mean it's got to have a consistency like egg salad sort of I guess. I mean it's got to have a consistency like egg salad when you get the mustard and the mayonnaise added to it. But the burger meat and the egg and the curry fry will give it, you know, this sounds to be really good. I did actually try putting these condiments last time I did this fucking sandwich, but let's We'll give it give her a try. Hmm. Oh yeah. You already know craft makes the best mail. I think you've got to spell it out for you. You already know. Is that why you practice witchcraft? H-h-h-h-h-h-huh. Now what I practice is, what I practice is something much more powerful than witchcraft. of our bun there when I add some mustard to it. A little French restaurant I would escape. We've got some Frenchies horse-ranish mustard. Now we're talking. So if you want to put like a little bit of heat to your burger, here you go. At Tony Seasoning and the Spicy Horse Reds mustard, It's not going to be stupid dumb hot, but it'll be enough to put a little bit of tingle on your tongue. Okay, there we go. Got the mustard on there just like that's beautiful. Crown this bastard. Yeah. your egg is it keeps the yolk from busting out as soon as you crown it. I mean, don't get me wrong. There's nothing like you put a sunny side egg on a burger, that's a classic dude. But like you post the egg and it keeps the yolk from breaking open all over your sandwich, so it makes it less messy. I mean. And here's the thing of it. Look at that. That is beautiful. It's simple. It's not overdone. If I were to have like a maybe like a little bit of Swiss cheese for this, but that's all right. This is your basic breakfast burger. It's not overdone. Use whatever cheese you want or no cheese. It don't matter. Oh yeah. Let's give this a go shall we? Well the egg is still burst open but that's all right. of the plate. Oh yeah. Is it nice gnarly cross section? Yeah. Yeah. start doing stuff like this. Because um, yo, Arby's. The curly fries on this or a nice touch? I mean, it's not the same as like, plate, just take your bread, scoop it up, and if you're missing out. That's so good. You know what's good while I clean the plate. I'm That was a pretty good burger, y'all. Yeah. Yeah. That was a pretty good burger, y'all. Yeah. Yeah. Breakfast Curley Fry Burger. There you go. Now I tend to go with a more lean content in my beef. McGran, yeah, fat of your beef does taste good, but it's not exactly very healthy for you. I tend to go for a beef that's more lean in content. I think it tastes better. It's just my personal opinion. Some of you may disagree and say, well, I think the fat of your stuff tastes good. Well, you're in challenge of your opinion, but it's more lean in protein than it is fat, then it's going to be better for you in the long run. I know I've washed that burger down just perfect like I've been showing you right here. A nice cold glass of metal gold, 2% baby. I would come with the dairy products. You got a trust metal gold, 2% baby. I want to come with dairy products, you got to trust metal gold. They make delicious products. Their eggnog is exquisite around the holidays. So not only is that burger delicious but it's also a good source of protein. You got the egg, you got the beef and a little bit of greasy from the burger fries. You got the egg, you got the beef, and a little bit of greasiness from the burger and the curly fries to give that, you know. You better do anything but make it taste good. I'm I'll wash out right quick, I'll be right back. I'll wash out right quick. I'll wash out right quick, I'll be right back. That was good. I guess I would classify myself as a burger chef. I mean, cheeseburgers and pizza are like my top two favorite foods. I'm just saying like, oh, there is nothing taste in it. It's a good old American-made beef ground up from the sweat and hard work from other fine folks in this country. This always has been done. juices. I like that. But anyways, this is my breakfast curly fry burger and thank you all for watching and I'll catch you later.