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What's crack in YouTube? Kicking it with you on a… Late Friday evening. So have you heard of these things called caffeine pills? Apparently, if you don't feel like drinking a soda, you can pop one of these bad boys in. And it's like drinking four cans of soda and one basically yeah I've heard of caffeine pills you know I'm always down try something like that you know what I'm saying YouTube well anyways next month I get to see Ron White in concert. That's going to be pretty sick. Okay, it's not a concert, it's a comedy show, but still, you know. And, uh, well, I have two tickets to Ron White, and, um, not sure I get at least three cigars for the show, because Ron White's a cigar smoker, you know what I'm saying? Like, one for me, one for the person I go with, and, you know, that'd be cool if I could give a cigar to Ron White. I'd be like, you'll check this out. Stupid stupid, stupid is forever. I figured, yeah, I'd pop a caffeine pill and smoke some pipe tobacco and bullshit, which I, you know, how I do, YouTube. And I'm no stranger to caffeine, I can assure you that. Yes. No, me and Kathleen are no strangers, you too, that is for damn sure. But I got a little caffeine pill right here that I'm willing to take on YouTube is to see if I feel anything off of it. Some people they can't you know some people can't drink soda because of the all the sugar and the acids that are in it in soda you know what I'm saying like so for people who can't drink soda or energy drinks or anything like that for caffeine, there are some people who can't even drink coffee. You know, so if they want caffeine, you know, taking a caffeine pill would be the next best thing. If you can't drink coffee, or if you can't drink soda, because you know what the taste of coffee, and you can't drink soda because of the… all the sugar and crap that's in it you know what I'm saying? Yeah. But you know sometimes we just need a little bit of a caffeine kick to get through our day you know what I'm saying. But, um… Like your drug stores are going to sell on gas stations might sell them. Walmart or Alpets is my carium. It didn't taste too bad. Now if I had a… If I actually had a… a date to what… If I could get a date and what have you, you know. I'd ask a girl to go with me. I'd ask a girl to go with me at the wrong white show, but… Yeah, the odds of me finding a date. It was slim to none. So more than likely end up. I take one of my homeies with me. What's it? But as I should mention any King Cobra who's hunting for prey in the jungle. A patient, King Cobra, will always get something to eat. But you notice that the animals grow too quick and impatient. Either they don't find the biggest meal they can or they get eaten up. You know what I'm saying? Mmm. Materforically speaking, that's like dating in a sense. If you rush out, you know, you date the first person that hands you a flower. Fucking the first person that says, hey, Laddi, you know. And the biggest mistake you can make after ending a dry spell is saying I love you. Yeah. You could go fucking months on end without getting laid and how to fucking nowhere some chick randomly pops by and fucks your brains out for a couple hours and you know when you go for months without having it and then you all of a sudden you know it can be it can be a very sudden sort of thing and sometimes people will say things they don't necessarily mean just they get caught up in the in the moment you know what I'm saying kind of thing and yeah that kind of she can scare people off I'm just I'm just putting that out there as a friendly suggestion and reminder kind of thing, you know. Yeah. This arm popped out of place right here and it was hanging off the side of the chair so I tightened the screw that was back here down and then I took some gorilla glue on stuck it back on there and I'm like yeah It's a little wiggly, but that should hold It's a little wiggly, but that should hold. But honestly, my other chair wasn't a lot worse shaped than this, so I'm not complaining. Just beats the hell out of fucking sitting on a god damn acoustic guitar case. Way the fuck down here, honst over a keyboard like… Oh, the old expression, don't judge a book by its cover. It is very true. Very true, you see. Very, very, very true. Yeah. No looks are not everything that is the truth, yes, but at the same time, you can't tell me the first thing you notice about somebody is their personality. And some people say that that's bullshit, and I can tell you why it's bullshit. You can't honestly say the first thing you notice about somebody is their personality because if you don't even know the person you're just passing by them in life you know what I'm saying first thing you know this is how they look guarantee it and yeah it looks around everything that is the truth but at the same if there's no looks around everything that is truth, but at the same time if there's no like physical spark on either end, it's just not going to work. You know what I'm saying? like you could have somebody you intellectually get along with, but sexually just doesn't do it for you. You know what I'm saying? And vice versa and it doesn't matter if you think she's super attractive if she's not into you it's just not gonna happen and you know I've had plenty of women they were just creeped out by me because they don't even fucking know me you know what I'm saying and then I've had plenty women just flat out fucking stare at me like you know what I'm saying is like damn you could focus on the women that you're gonna creep out by you or you could focus on the women that are just talking at you like you know what I'm saying and I can't I honestly cannot explain why some women just flat out gawk at me like, you know what I'm saying, like, I'm not used to that. How the fuck are electronic cigarettes? A safer alternative to cigarettes when the batteries have been known to explode. Oh. Excuse me. I do believe my Asperger's was it every time I fart because I do have. I noticed a set of Bob's Burgers that I hadn't seen any nomination for a second. I noticed a set of Bob's Burgers that I hadn't seen yet. And it was the one where Linda and Bob earned this, I think they're called LARP's live action role play. And Linda was doing a larp for her favorite TV show and Bob got to be a guest on it. And Bob's like, I don't even like cigars late and I'm going to take one puff and one sip it. It's not sure I'll be out there or whatever, or bourbon, whatever. And then, yeah, I didn't last long. But then, as part of the larping, Bob got to go skeet shooting. And he's all pulling a double barrel side by side shotgun and blowing skeet out of the air and then he all distracts the people that are skeet shooting right there during the larp and he hands when this crank and she sticks it into this old-timey car and she starts it and some dudes like, why are the sevens getting onto the automobile or some shit like that? I was just like a hand. It's kind of, you know, yeah. And then, of course, the last couple episodes of American Dad have been quite interesting, especially the one where Steve and his buddies get into witchcraft and shit, and it's like, I had to watch an episode of somebody who practices actual magic. Watching that from my perspective was kind of funny. But then literally in this new episode of American dad, stands like, I'm a powerball man kind of thing, you know, and Klaus gets transferred to Stan's car, instead of being in a fish. And, uh, right towards the end of the episode, when Stan manages to rescue Klaus. And he's asking one of the CIA lab assistants, hey, uh, you guys got any animals in, and then the CIA lab assistant at Stan's work was like, yeah, we just got a fresh shipment of animals, pick your pick, you know. It stands on looking around the room, and then he sees a cobra sitting there, all hooded up and everything, and then he looks over and he sees the lab assistants goldfish and he is class is like and maybe the snake would be cool and stands like no you're going with the fish in fact when I seen that Cobra pop off on American down I was like okay I gotta share this on on Facebook. This is… Well Bob and Linda are off doing their larping adventure. The Belcher kids are stuck home with Teddy babysitting with a bad back. And I was in, she was like that. Oh, we're make Sundays. And quite often I'm not able to catch any animation until… So what else am I supposed to do on a Sunday? And quite often I'm not able to catch any animation until the next day. And the next day… and quite often I'm not able to catch any animation domination until the next day anyways. So, yeah. That's weird because sometimes when you're smoking pipe tobacco it's a it's just a little harsh on the nostrils sometimes. But I fucking hate playing phone tag with people. Like that shit gets annoying after a minute. That's part of why sometimes you call somebody and fucking. You call and call and call and call and call and then… Your phone doesn't pick up the one time like it's supposed to when they call you back. Like, God damn it's just sitting to calling them back, fucking three or four times more and they're still not picking up the phone It's like I can try to get a hold of somebody and That right there is what they call the Tushy trumpet. You know, strangely enough, that right there is what they call the Tushy trumpet. You know, strangely enough, that fart did almost sound like a trumpet being played. Huh. fart on command and you can only imagine a grade school me farting on command to make my classmates laugh their asses off and much to the chagrind of my teachers of course they'd be like mr. Sardis or some appropriate behavior in class not quite farting But yeah, if you go on a date with somebody, avoid gassy foods at all costs, because a first date is like a job interview a void gassy foods at all costs, because a first date is like a job interview YouTube it's an impression on somebody else you know a first date is a lot like a job interview in the sense and that person you're on a date with is like your job or your significant other to be and it's a hiring process they're saying why should I pick you over everybody else? You know what I'm saying? And you know your first impression of them is oh Farts a lot. Yeah no. Unless they're the kind of person I find Farts funny then I don't know what's was telling you, I really don't. But sometimes, you know, you make plans with someone and you forget, it should happen. But, uh, fellas, there is nothing more sexy than if you're a woman farts on dinner date in public and you take the blame for it like straight up be like oh excuse me babe sorry I just I don't know what happened you know and I guarantee you should be like ah because women's fart too that they don't want to admit it but but they do. And the society we fucking live in, you know, people are going to be lewd and crude about a simple fart. And it's like, some people just have this attitude, like, oh, if you fart, it's not very leady, like, shut the fuck up, seriously with that kind of shit, like seriously, farting is a human thing, you know, but still, all the same, you know, like, like, if you're on a different, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, and you know, you know, and you know, and you know, and, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you, you, you know, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you, you, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you, you, you, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you human thing, you know, but still all the same, you know, like if you're on a dinner date with your girlfriend and she farts and she'll want to take the blame for it and it's loud. Everybody hears it. People look over like, okay, which one of you motherfuckers? At which table was that? That was nasty, man. That was nasty. nasty I can't fucking see you. I can't see you. That's a tip for me to you. Avoid gassy foods on your first couple of dates, you know. Farting is a natural human bodily function and you know a perfectly timed fart can bring tears of laughter to people's faces. I mean if it's just the right time you know what I'm saying? There are some people who are going to be like oh farting us just so crude and lewd oh my god farting is so gross. And there are some people who are like hart to fartney. It just depends on who you talk to, I guess, because some people are, the sense of humor is different, I guess. But you want to talk about, like, the worst time to fart. At a funeral or in an elevator. Because, again, I can't fucking see you. Because again, if I can see you, one of the two people are going to be looking around like, oh, he didn't. The only time you could legitimately get away with farting out of funeral is if the person who just died found Farts funny in life. Then it's like, fucking let rip, you know, they would have gotten a gas out in life and they died because of a gas explosion in their house and a way to commemorate the person's good spirit and humor. Everyone just fucking ate a bunch of beans and turned a castral on, you know, a fucking ripped ass at his funeral. Yeah, I don't know. I'm grasping at straw as a girl. And that's the thing about smoking a pipe, man, the fucking, ash gets all over your fucking hands and shit. Oh yeah, pipe tobacco. Patnegano goes a lot safer for you than electronic cigarettes. Because these things don't explode in your pocket, do they? Now they fucking don't. Electronic cigarettes were marketed as a safer alternative to cigarettes. But then some of them come to find out or worse for you than actual cigarettes. And on top of that, the batteries in should explode on you. Oh, God damn it. Oh, God. Like seriously, the batteries are exploding on you while you're charging them. That's the factory default. And you're not going to have that problem with conventional tobacco. If I can pull them out of the plastic right out of your pack, light it up, fucking pull a cigar, seeing YouTube, it's doesn't work like that. If anything, these chicks, they talk to you. the fucking bar then they're used to our certain attention if you will and so they got guys buying them drinks out the ass left and right and she don't have to go home with none of them but if she sees that mysterious stranger in the corner kind of mind in his own business, doing his own thing, I guarantee you it's going to make her at least stare once. She's going to be wondering who's that person. Getting her drunk just so she comes up and talks to you because you know you're not trying as hard as you can to make her notice you and shit like that. And I'm not shooting you YouTube. I know it seems highly counterproductive, but with most chicks in America, I know it seems highly counterproductive. But with most chicks in America, have to act like you don't care for them to notice you, which you think would seem counterproductive. You think if you got some fine-ass chick that you're checking out at a bar and you wanted to notice you, you think you'd do something witty and impressive, you know, it says, hey look at me, you know, no. And I've noticed this firsthand whenever I'm in public by myself, you know, and I catch attractive women checking me out, I'll act like I don't even notice. And, um, every time it gets to stare even more every fucking time. I'm left with the satisfaction of knowing I have that effect on certain women. Yeah, there are certain women, they're just in complete jaw drop when they see me. Like, who the fuck is a stranger you know kind of thing and it's much easier to focus on those women than it is the ones that are like oh you're a creeper you know fuck that noise but don't be afraid to have standards you tubes because someone has standards doesn't mean that you won't find somebody or something temporary you know what I'm saying I forget her fucking name it's irrelevant but there's just there's this transgendered individual and she thinks that if you refuse to date somebody because you're because they're trans or whatever that's transgendered discrimination, are you fucking kidding me? I'm pretty sure, you know, heterosexual dudes out there, they see a chick and they think she's real, you know, and the chick doesn't tell them that she's actually a dude, becoming a chick. And they're not into it you know what I'm saying like that's gonna you know I'm saying and you get these people drunk under the false pretense you know what I'm saying of them thinking that you're a sex that you're not you know what I'm saying kind of thing that could be considered rape I'm just saying unwanted sex. Because I guarantee you, you know, I'm saying, so all I'm saying you too is that if you want to be transgender that's totally 100% up to you, okay? But the thing you have to realize is that if you're on the dating scene especially, you have a responsibility to kind of let people know, hey, this is what's going down, you know, and give people a fair chance to make their own decision, you know what I'm saying? And there are a lot of transgender people that when they go on dates, they're afraid to tell the other person that that kind of thing because they're afraid they'll get rejected. And it's like, well, would you rather be considered a rapist or would you rather them be like, hey, you know, that's not what I'm into, and then they just, then they just fuck off after that, you know what I'm saying? I've seen stories on the internet of, like, this chick becomes a dude, and this other chick and then they meet each other and it's just you know it's blessed after that you know stories like that do tend to happen, but it's a very it's a very rare thing indeed if you know what to look you know it is truly a rare thing to witness something like that you know what I'm saying but You want to talk about true love you YouTube, but being married for 75 plus fucking years and even though your wife's color blind and she can't see very well and you as a husband have all-sumers and you can't remember shit that happened five minutes ago but you're still with each other to the bitter end that's YouTube is true love You know watching an elderly man who has Alzheimer's cut up food for his wife who can't see very well and having her tell him stuff that happened five minutes ago. That's five minutes ago that's YouTube is true love right there putting up with somebody else until you're both dust straight the fuck up yeah the biggest mistake I see a lot of younger people making is that as soon as they're out of a fucking high school they get married to their high school sweetheart and then they think it's all good and groovy until you know they live of that person for a couple of months and then they can't stand that person afterwards and it's like well you rush off into something you know what I'm saying first thing I want to tell you is don't be in a rush to get into a relationship. Take your time with that shit. Something beautiful doesn't need to be rushed. You know what I'm saying? There's no sense in rushing perfection. And the second thing I would say is don't be in a rush to get married either because that's just, you know, I mean, you don't have to have to have an elaborate, expensive wedding. You can go down to the fucking courthouse and pay like 20-some odd dollars and just to say you're married to somebody, but most chicks are going to want something, you know what I'm saying? Most chicks aren't going to be like good with just the courthouse thing. Most chicks, when they want a fucking wedding they want, done up, you know what I'm saying, like, come on, you know.. when they want a fucking wedding they want, done up, you know what I'm saying, like, come on, you know. Yeah. If you're gonna have a wedding, why not have a wedding in a graveyard? Having the wedding in a cemetery is a lot more symbolic than going through a church, honestly. Because, you know, and the sucky thing about getting old is that if you're married to somebody, you know, one of them dies before you do or you die before they do, vice versa, you know, and they live on for a couple more years and then they forget that their significant other passes away, it's sad, but it's a part of life, you too, you know. And, well, if you have elderly relatives who are going through shit like this, you gotta be patient with them, you know what I'm saying? You know, you spend 75, 80 plus years married to somebody. And then one day, they're no longer there. You wake up and you're alone. the rest of your natural life you know that's that's and you think being single sucks now you think being single sucks now you think being single sucks now you know maybe in your 20s or 30s and you're like man I hate the dating scene blah blah blah whatever you think that sucks now. Just remember it could be worse. You could be like 95 years old and like your husband just passed away, you don't remember shit, you know? You could be like 96 or 98 years old and your fucking wife passed away about two years ago, and you don't remember shit. You'd be sitting in the fucking nursing home looking for her and you can't find her and you can't find her and it's just the saddest fucking thing in the world, but just remember that YouTube. When you think that being young and single sucks, if you think that being young and single sucks, it does to an extent, yes, but you know, like that's not nearly as suck as, you know, going through something like that. Being confused like that, you know what I'm saying. How much time have I wasted bullshitting with you? Eating a caffeine pill and… 36 minutes, okay. I've gotten a couple of lucky strikes with photobuth. There's been a couple of times I managed to make it past an hour without photobuth, saying, would you like me to force quit and then losing the video entirely you know that's happened before with this computer if the video goes too long I'll get a message to the pops up and it'll say would you like to force quit photo booth and trying to save the video when that when that message pops up is pretty much pointless. Honestly, I can't complain it wasn't half bad and the fact that photobuth cooperated for a whole fucking hour. I was like One thing you know there are going to be some people who don't date autistic so it's just something you have to live that's you know there are going to be some people who don't date autistic. That's just something you have to live, that I have to live with. And that's no different than somebody who's fucking trans. You know, I kind of feel like death, I'm going on a date with a girl, and she's legitimately a real girl, you know, she's, you know what I'm saying, I don't get down with trans, you know, like I support their rights to do what they do, you know, I'm saying that's their life. I'm not going to discriminate, but that's not how I get down sexually, you know what I'm saying? And that's not who I am as a person. You know, I get made fun of, for wearing goth makeup, you know, I've had people, fucking, you know, you know, like, fucking, you know, like training and fagget and shit like they're on YouTube just because you know heterosexual male-words goth makeup and confident enough to do it on YouTube and you know. There are some people who just can't handle it when a heterosexual goth words makeup it drives them and say it challenges your realm of thinking and when it challenges a realm of thinking or when they're jealous little pricks because I'm not afraid to be myself and they are afraid to be themselves the attack you know but going back to what I was saying earlier you know if you know I kind of feel like if I go on a date with with this chick you know I if, you know, I kind of feel like if I go on a date with this chick, you know, I'm saying, let her know that, hey, I have Asperger's, that's not, I don't want to define me, but just bringing that to your attention. So if anything I do seems weird, you know, and as she says, that she doesn't date autistic, it's not going to be attracted to you That's just time wasted That you could be dating somebody that actually values to you as a person And the sucky thing about being an attractive female, honestly, the suckiest thing about being an attractive female is guys treat you like fucking eye candy and it's disgusting. There are plenty of attractive women out there that are super nice and they don't fucking deserve to be treated like shit by guys, but they do anyways. And then nice guys like me can't get a fucking chance in hell because you know But assholes ruin it for everybody. It's no different in dating than it is with religion or anything else You know what I'm saying like? not every cop is a fucking trigger happy racist pig, but you get the ones that are and it makes all cops look bad. You see what I'm saying? It's no different than these fucking assholes who call themselves Muslims but then they're like, oh we're gonna kill a bunch of people and terrorize the fuck out of people and blah blah blah you know, fuck all that. When you got these fucking assole terrorists terrorists that call themselves Muslims and then people think that's what Muslim faith is about when it's not, you know. I'm not a Muslim, but I've done some research, you know what I'm saying? When you practice black magic, you have to… I mean, it's not required, but I tend to think studying other people's belief systems or at least just the bare basics. You have some idea of what they believe in, so when they try attacking you for your belief system, you look at them and be like, ah, what? You know, as an example of that, of some Christian things that me practicing magic is bullshit, I look at them and be like, well, you believe in this Jesus fellow that fucking rises from the dead, that sounds like fucking necromancing, and you wanna give me shit about practicing magic, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. And then you drank his blood, which sounds like vampurism But it turned a wine and then you ate his flesh because it turned a bread which also sounds like cannibalism But yeah you want to give me shit about practicing magic when you as a Christian will sit there and tell me stone-faced that you believe? and Jesus Christ who fucking rice is from the dead and this and that and blah blah blah and drink his blood and turn to wine, eat his flesh, and turn to bread that bullshit. Which again sounds like Vampirism and cannibalism, yeah, you want to fucking sit there and say that I'm full of shit. Yeah, that's that's adorable. Christians and Catholics are very much against sin YouTube. But if you don't sin, then Jesus Christ died for nothing. Is that what they meant by his second coming? Now see if Christians get offended by jokes like that? You know, if I can practitioner of the craft, making jokes like that. If they truly get offended by shit like that, and they start raising the stink about it and getting all pissy with me, I'll want to look at them and be like, what would Jesus do? Oh, he wouldn't care about jokes like that, he turned the other cheek, wouldn't he? Uh-huh. really give a shit if you worship Jesus or not but you try shoving it in my face that's when we have a fucking problem and I'm polite about it the first time I politely tell them no thank you the first time but if they continue to persist and harass me with it that's when I become a religious dickhead you know what I'm saying and I sincerely, religious dickhead and a half. Like if a Christian keeps trying to fucking harass me, but why, you know what I'm saying, like straight up? And I tell him politely the first time, not interested, you know what I'm saying, like, if I tell him the first time, not interested, and then continue to persist me, I look at them and be like him the first time, not interested. And they continue to persist me. I look at them and be like, Oh, okay, God loves all his children. What about all the starving children around the world? Where's your God now? You look at me and say he works in mysterious ways. Uh-huh, bullshit. That's a dickhead thing to disable is the fucking truth. And you see all these people posting things on Facebook. Oh, pray for this child. They need it. Their condition is so dire. I'm not trying to talk shit on these unhealthy children, but, you know, let's be realistic here. Fucking a pop into my front yard. It's not going to happen, Is it? No, it's not Honestly YouTube the power of prayer is complete bullshit and here's why Yeah, the human mind is a wonderful instrument YouTube and if you believe in something hard enough, it manifests itself into a reality. And based off of that principle alone, I can explain the way prayer works. If you're about young Christian and you're a working member of society, as a hypothetical, you get down on your fucking. No, I'm just kidding. I'll try to be nice about this, explaining this, and I'll be a dick about it, you know. But you get down on your fucking knees and open your mouth wide, just start sucking God's dick real hard. And you sit there and you fucking say, God, I know you're merciful. Can you give me a raise at work? And you're gonna need my pray. Amen. You know, you do your stupid bullshit prayer. Subconsciously, you're gonna start working harder. And your bosses are gonna see it, and they're gonna be like, Oh. harder and your bosses are going to see it and they're going to be like oh hey so-and-so could you come into my office for a second yeah sure what's up I notice you've been doing a really good job lately I know she's working really hard and I really appreciate that so we're going to give you a raise and subconsciously you're going to think that God did it when subconsciously you did it yeah Subconsciously, you did it. Yeah. Now, the reason why the power of prayer is complete bullshit and the power of magic is not. Because you take a look at nature all around you. Okay, nature, energy, is, energy is everywhere, it's in everything. Even if the object cannot move, energy is in everything, it's everywhere, is the life force behind everything. The Jedi would call it the force, but practitioners of the craft call it energy. And when you get good enough at the craft, you can manipulate energy to at the craft call it energy. And when you get good enough at the craft, you can manipulate energy to do some pretty cool shit. I've witnessed it firsthand. The thing about magic, though, YouTube, is it's not something to be fucked with lightly. And quite often the case with magic. People who get curious with it, they think, oh, I'm gonna try a spell, because, oh, it's edgy, er, you know. And fucking, they try it out of the curiosity of it. And then they do the spell wrong and they think, oh, this is bullshit, it doesn't work. Or the worst case scenario no one asked your opinion series shut the fuck up worst case scenario they do the spell right and it fucking opens up a gateway to the other side and completely sucks their life up so magic is not to be taken lightly there are some really really, really, really dark spells and like dark energies. You just don't want to fucking piss off. You know what I'm saying? Like there are just some energies out there you don't want to fuck with. You know what I'm saying? These are energies that I would be ballsy enough to fuck with, but you know I've had a bit more experience and I'm a bit more adept to the pathway than pathetic when, you know, when one year X's things, she's adept to the pathway, really she's not. It's just, it's adorable. It's so, it's adorable. It's so fucking adorable. Uh, now, but check this out, YouTube. I was going to classes to, you know, learn up with my magical skills and then my girlfriend at the time was getting curious about it and she's like, well, can I come through a couple classes? I talked to my teachers, I was like, yeah, I don't see why not, you know. Nobody had a problem with it, you know. I was like, yeah, I don't see why not, you know. Nobody had a problem with it, you know. But that, from that, fucking turned into my now ex-girlfriend having a three-way relationship with my ex-coven teachers. And it's like, oh, that's how you're feeling, you know. But if you're not gonna teach me shit, then I have my own fucking resources, I guess. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Is that what I think it is? The encyclopedia of over 5,000 spells. Oh, damn. Yes, this is correct. 5,000 spells, oh damn. Yes, this is correct. 5,000 spells. and this book has everything you want to know about spell work. Funkin' there's chapters on conjuring demons, fucking blood magic, sex magic, everything you want to know about magic, different branches, all kinds of cool shit. Some straight up a luster Crowley shit right here. And the only reason why I have not been allowed to attend Covent classes is because well the Covent teachers in question think that with me and my ex-Stepany's past they think it would be awkward as fuck if we sat in the same room and tried to learn magic or whatever and it's like I wouldn't think of it as awkward you know maybe after the first four weeks of our breakup yeah that would have been awkward as fuck but I think personally for me enough time has passed or I honestly don't care you know I mean Stephanie is not half bad looking I could have done worse for my first girlfriend but at the same time I know I can do way better you know I'm saying like damn dude I'm not trying to talk shit but at the same time I know I can do way better. You know what I'm saying? Like damn dude, I'm not trying to talk shit but at the same time, you know, like… What gets me is when Stephanie's messaging messaging my… one of my friends on Facebook, telling her, oh I didn't do shit for her. Uh-huh. You know, Stephanie never had sex prior to meeting me, so when… And I've shit you not, I'm Stephanie's first fuck, okay? The chick loves it, like she can't get enough of sex, she's a fucking nympho, when she'll use any sad excuse she can to get laid, and it's like, I did that to her, man. I was her first impression of sex, you know what I'm saying, like, like, that's a confidence booster did that to her man. I was her first impression of sex. You know what I'm saying? Like that's a confidence booster in my part, man. No, but for real though, you too, I'm not trying to brag or nothing, but you know, I've had sex with six different women, five of them organisms, so that's a good track record on my part. I'm just saying Like legitimately, I knew this chick who cheated on two of her boyfriends with me. Like, damn dude. I didn't estimate myself sometimes. And it sucks when one of those dudes was like, it really literally… Excuse me, it sucked when one of those dudes that was supposed to be her so-called boyfriend. Like, when one of those dudes is like my homey and shit, you know what I'm saying? And he straight up just asked me, hey man, you fuck her? And I'm like, you know, I'm not going to be a fucking pussy ass, bitch in line in his face. And I'm like, yeah, I've he told me after that was, honestly, I appreciate you being honest with me bro. Like that took guts, I appreciate that. I'm like, yeah man, you know. And this dude's fucking bawling up because his bitch broke his heart and I'm like, ugh, dude. I kind of want to, you know, like, part of me is like, yeah, I got to be able to go home record, look at that, and Pardon me is like, ah, bro, it's one of my homies, damn dude. And what's stupid is that when the bitch fucking lied about it to her boyfriends too, like, that's… upset, man, and Stephanie wanted to drop out a job course so she could be with me. And I said to Stephanie, look, I fucked up. Okay, if you complete the program, you'll actually be able to get a job in your training that you do in job corps. If you out now just just to be with me that training will be for nothing so you might as well you know do something for yourself and fucking you know so you can get a job in the field and actually make some decent money you know what I'm saying so Stephanie completed the program for me and the reason why I told her to is because when I was dating her at the time out of the both of us I fucked up. Okay, I got kicked out a job corps McDonald's and now she's a manager at McDonald's, you know, get a fucking job in computer technologies or whatever, you know, if it was available. But then, you know, it wouldn't have made much difference anyway because, fucking, as soon as she gets out of the job core, she got out of McDonald's and how she's a manager at McDonald's, you know, and, you know, but at least, you know, and she may not realize it now, but I guarantee you that if a job becomes available in her field of study, that she studied for it, okay, if Stephanie has the opportunity to get a job available in her field of work, if a computer job does come up, and it pays her a shit ton more than McDonald's pays her I give and fucking to you she's gonna be like oh I'm glad my ex convinced me to fucking complete the program and you want to fucking sit there and say I didn't do shit for you bitch please I found out real quick YouTube Stephanie's manipulative's manipulative, and she over thinks shit. And like I said, I could have done worse for my first girlfriend, I really could have of, you know, she wasn't half bad looking. But, dude, and then the people who were involved in her life say, oh, we're done with their shit, and then done with her shit. And then they let her right back into their lives. And I laugh, I laugh so god damn hearted. I'm like, it's your fucking life, you know. If you say you're done with somebody's bullshit, but then you let them back into your life, that is on you. You know, and whenever Stephanie, I his happiness, you know, if she's happy, then cool, you know, fucking egg, you know what I'm saying? But I'm not here to make shit awkward. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I feel kind of jittery. It's nothing to shake a leg out, but it's all right. What I recommend caffeine pills to anyone? Yeah, fucking why not. Take for example, when my so-called coven teachers that used to so-called teach me have relationship issues, and when, you know, and, you know, and, you know, and, you know, either they work it out or they don't work it out, you know, you know, I know I'm saying either they either they work it out or they don't work it out you know I'm saying that's not my fucking mess to be in you know but when one of my friends try getting into a three-way marriage with Stephanie and the other two and it didn't play out to his favor and he got all depressed over it I'm like bro come on know, I understand you have that connection with him and shit, but damn, dude. Don't, like, no, just no, okay. Being told no over certain things, you know, saying like, come on, man. I just think it's funny though, because yeah, I dated one of my homies axes and he did my accent so I was like hey we're asking my brothers look at that uh uh This is gonna sound shallow as fuck but I don't care. 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