Original Video: snack review

Well, what's up fellow YouTubers? Chilling like an old school rock star villain. The fan mail video that I got from a couple in Texas, I lost the footage to it, it is what it is. That carry package came with a venom energy drink, five different shooters of alcohol, a couple packs of cigars, some spicy gushers and some spicy pringles and a kick-ass glass from the Cobra Brewing Company in Texas. Um, and it also came with a scorpion sucker which I already ate. Um, you ever eaten a scorpion sucker and then like, the inside of your mouth, like your cheeks and your tongue, go numb for a little bit, and then they just stops. Yeah. Well, I have the notes they sent, and I still have a couple of packs of them spicy gushers they sent me, so we can do a review on those at least. And, you know, the sardines, when I put, the sardines that I put in my rama noodles also came in the care package, they sense. They also included some seafood in the care package like tuna fish, oysters and stuff like that. So, greatly appreciated, yo, that package kicks ass. Hmm. I got a glass of water, hold up a second. Hmm. dumb smocks pay attention who's lemy if you ask who lemy is he's a freaking musician you dumb shits rest in peace he's up there with deal going a distance shit now I'm actually kind of a piss that I lost the footage because I literally took I literally took a piss that I lost the footage because I literally took all five of them alcoholic shooters and I mixed them into this cup right here and mixed drink it because once I got all the shooters mixed in there it was up to here right like way at the fuck up to here so I had to literally drink some of that shooter mix down halfway so I could pour the venom energy drink in there it was the black mamba flavor and that drink combination was really good and really wacky and crazy but it is what it is. I'll read you the notes. They made it big enough for sure for sure. Here's the notes that came with the package. And like the same day I got the care package with this notes. Someone else sent me this hat in a separate package. So there you go. Got the cowboy from hell look going and I'm digging it. Dear Josh, my boyfriend Jackson and I have been watching your YouTube videos for a few years now and we wanted to send you something to say thank you for all the amazing videos. We really hope you enjoy this care package. Oh I did. I got a couple of backwards cigars original a couple of water milling cigarettes and a gamer blue cigarette which I got a couple of backwards cigars original, a couple of watermelon sigarellos, and Gamer Blue Cigarillo, which I got right here, a pack of those too. But we have put together for you. We hope you enjoy this care package we have put together for you. Keep up the great work and stay true to the amazing personality you have with lots of love from from Ren and Jackson, girl from Texas. Oh yeah. So thank you. Yes I did enjoy that care package. I'll be using some of the I'll be using all the fish that you included in that care package. I'll be using some of the, I'll be using all the fish that you included in that care package in some kind of crazy dish, kind of like I did yesterday on the live. People on my live video yesterday, they were like commenting, once they got posted to YouTube, don't put the fish beneath the noodles, Put it on top. I'm like… That's not how I make it. That's not how I wanted to make it. Okay, if you don't like the way I make fish and chips, rum and noodles, then make it yourself the way you want to make it. Because… I thought I tasted good mixing them sardines up with the chips and the noodles. Yeah. Of course I like sardines so. But that's just me. And I ended up mixing that drink combination in this here cup that they sent with it from the Cobra Brewing Company in Texas. So yeah, it is what it is. I do apologize for losing that footage, but… That's part of making videos sometimes. It came with the package. Thank you for sending it. Now, YouTube, you're not going to believe this shit. Because I tried one when they came in the mail, and then put it in the cupboard. Here's a couple things they sent me in the care package that I've been snacking on. Got some Pringles extra hot and a new flavor of gushers. Gushers sweet and fiery. They came in the care package unopened so one I took them out. opened them up you know. you know freaking was like hey YouTube check this out so we're gonna do a review on these gushers and on these chips for the awesome fans who sent it mm-hmm. Mmm. Son of a bitch. My nose is a stuffy. Hold up. I don't know man. It's not literally every time I'm going to make a video but I don't know man. I don't know man. Instead of sitting me going… every two seconds. go fucking blow your nose be done with it Sorry about that YouTube. I have a No control over when My nose gets stuffy I can just tuck this necklace on the inside with the band down like that. There we go. There we go. We're in one of my awesome Aussie Osbournes-born shirts today. Yeah. But anyways, let's, yeah, this is one of the cigars that came in the pack. Like, I enjoyed every cigar they sent me in that package. Um, this is a gamer blue. They also sent me a pack of gamer watermelon limited edition, and then two backwards cigars. Which are pretty good it will match it will match the outside of the building and it's a five gallon ash tray so I'll be sticking it out back and emptying it personally and if that first one goes really well I might order me a second one for the other side of the building too. Yeah. That first smoke of the day. Oh, YouTube. YouTube. YouTube. I have been smoking outside more often just because the weather is still nice and what have you. But, even when I smoke outside, I'll take the cigarette but put it out and then bring it back inside and put it in my ashtray. Because I'll take the cigarette but put it out and then bring it back inside and put it in my ashtray. Because I don't like flicking the cigarette butts all over the outside. Leave a huge disgusting mess. You just know. So that way when I put it out and put it in my ashtray, I didn't just throw it away in my trash can in my kitchen, you know. You know, strangely enough, I used to wear cowboy hats when I was a kid, believe it or not. I went through a cowboy phase when I was a kid. So that's a fucking classic Yeah I have it on DVD so I can watch it whenever I want just pop it into the PlayStation 3 you know. Horses, Norton, fire, across the endless sky. That new episode of South Park was freaking hilarious dude. I stayed up to wash it on South Park Studios after midnight. Made myself some microwave pizza while eat while I'm watching it, freaking Stan starts singing death metal is just too fucking funny. South Park has a way of making you laugh at the same time if you're a fan of the show. There are some people who are easily offended so they shouldn't watch shows like that. But that's the thing of it, you too. That is the thing of it. There was some truth to that freaking episode because 80-90-90% of our products were made in China and I'm like Ooh, dude But yeah, I still have a couple gusher packs left from the care package. So I'm going to do a review on these gushers and if you like the crazy food reviews, subscribe to the channel for more. I put this out for later, that's enough. Enough of that nonsense. So I'm beginning to the habit of it too, like, if I do smoke indoors, I'll take a couple drags and then put it out in the ashtray. That way I'm not sitting here just continuously doing it, you know? Eh. I cannot wait to get that freaking ashtraver out back. That's gonna be nice. I'll have my own ashtray to snipe from and I'll be responsible for emptying it too, so… Yeah. it too. So, yeah. I would be dripping in Pussy right now. That's no fucking, that's no fucking lie dude. Sweet and fiery fruit gushers, have you seen these in the stores? Part of that crazy trend of making candy spicy. I've tried the sweet heat skittles, they're pretty good. But this is working along this, this is, this right here is working along the similar factor, if you will. Here are the crazy flavors we got. We got hot mango, fiery peach, and spicy watermelon. Spicy watermelon! All right. So yeah, I tried one of these. I opened it up and tried some of these when I got the care package and… I figure let's do a review on them for YouTube. So if you don't know what gushers are, then… Dude, you're not living life. Growing up as a kid, gushers, or like, one of my all-time favorite fruit snacks, next to fruit roll-lups and gushers, oh yeah, dude. Like… Seriously, you too, when I was a kid kid growing up, Gushers were freaking awesome. I loved Gushers growing up. One of my favorite fruit snacks of all time. Not a sponsor, just free advertisement. I'm going to go and open it up. Just like that. All right. So. What is a gusher you ask well I want to pull out of the pack and we'll show you this is what gushers look like the little fruit snacks filled with candy goo in the middle basically here's a fiery piece let's see how it do. Ooh. That's not bad. You can taste the peach that comes through really strong. And then you got this blast from whatever seasoning they used to make it spicy. It's not that spicy though to be honest. Like I'm the kind of person who loves spicy food. Okay? And I'm telling you right now these are freaking mildest shit. Okay? These goshoshes are pretty mild. So as somebody who eats spicy food, these are pretty mild. I want to grab another one on fire. Oh, watermelon. Here we go. The watermelon one. What's… This is the spicy watermelon. Okay. That's tasty too. You can taste the watermelon and then you get this blast of that seasoning that you used to make it spicy. And here's the green one, which is the hot mango. I want to bite this in half so you can see. When I talk about the candy goo on the inside of gushers. Hold up. Look right there on the inside. Give it a squeeze. See right there? That stuff in the middle. That's the candy goo I'm talking about. Squeeze it. Right there, that's the goo in the middle that I'm talking about. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mmm. Oh yeah, dude. You can definitely taste the mango. Mmm. And it's got just like a little bit of spiciness to it. Mm-mm-mm. Well if I have some money in my account I'm actually going to Walmart and getting some supplies to finish my batch of wines. I like them. If you like gushers I would recommend them. Although some people it's an acquired taste because normally when you think of candy you don't think of spicy. But um… Yeah. Mm-mm-mm…. Oh yeah. So thank you for that kick-ass care package. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Like I said they got three colors to choose from. You got your um… Oop. Oh.. 10 second rule. All right. We got hot mango, which is a green one. We got mango flavor coming through real nice. Mmm. And then we got the fiery peach. Oh yeah. Like the flavors are coming through on these really nicely. And they got the spicy watermelon. Mm-mm-mm. Well, I got a couple lawns carved and painted out, but I'm going to collect a couple more sticks, make the batch a little bit bigger, because it is Halloween season, to be quite honest. So, Halloween. It is Halloween season, to be quite honest. So, Halloween and Christmas time are like the biggest times of the year where I make my money. I've noticed that with my wand business YouTube, selling my wands on Etsy. I've noticed that, um, rather on Halloween and Christmas, my wand sales are really high up, so yepers. I want to put these back in my cupboard. These gushers kick ass. If you like gushers you might like these. They're actually not that spicy. You can taste like after eating a pack of them. There's like a teeny tiny amount of heat on my tongue. Um, it does kind of heat you up a little bit. But it's pretty mild. It's actually pretty doable. Like, if you've never had spicy food, you could probably handle these. If like, if you're not… If you're normally not a spicy food kind of person, these are pretty mild. So, they're not half bad either. They're actually kind of tasty. Would recommend if you see these in your grocery store, give them a try. Disguard the empty wrapper. Thums up the video if you want to see me put those spicy gushers on a bacon cheese burger. Because I can do that. That's the kind of weird shit that I cook on my channel. But um, check these out. Here's another one of the snacks that I opened up when I got the care package and tried a couple. These are really good too. These are the Pringles extra hot. Extra hot Pringles. Mmm, I love Pringles, dude. One of my favorite chips. Everybody knows that pizza Pringles are the best, not a sponsor. But yeah, we pull out a handful and try them here. Mmm. Spicier than those gushers to be honest. I'm walking in my friend's house yesterday and um, as I'm walking past the Toronto County High School there's some people out in the field playing football go mustangs and um I heard a couple of chicks that were watching the game. They must have seen me walking, because I heard some chicks, some girls, shouts. That's a sexy goth cowboy. I was like, hey! I kind of put a confidence boost in my step. I'm all sitting there walking walking like, what's up? Now we've all done this with Pringles. Take a Pringle, take two of them, flip it over, Pringle, duckbeek. Quack quack. Not a sponsor but those are good chips. Mmm. Not a sponsor but those are good chips. Extra hot, they're like a chili lime, kind of. That's what I'm getting. It tastes like chili peppers and lime. Like a chili lime sort of flavor. Um. And these are spicy enough to tingle your taste buds. And these are spicy enough to tingle your taste buds. That's what I'm talking about. If it ain't spicy enough to make your taste buds burn just a little bit, it ain't spicy. I'm telling you. These are a lot spicier than those gushers. And yeah, these are delicious YouTube would recommend it's got another small handful showing crunch a crunch. Yeah, buddy. They're spicy enough, all right? I feel the, um… I can feel the heat from these chips on my tongue. I can feel like kind of clearing out my sinuses right here just a little bit. These get the Gothic King Cobra, seal of approval as well. They're pretty dank yo. We'll put these up. So even though I lost the unboxing video from the care package that was sent to me I could still do a review on some of the products that they sent. That's why I made that crazy food hack with those sardines in my last live stream. You know, because my fans are awesome. Mm. Let's check my g-mail. Because right now I'm waiting on my tactical soap to arrive and I'm waiting for my Google AdSense money to transfer. So So, let's see. I have soap to shower with, you know, this is kind of pissing me off a little bit. Nothing new on this status of my tactical soap. Like, I have soap to shower with, you know, I took one earlier, but it's not the same, you know. when it gets here. Which is weird, YouTube, because normally when I order tactical soap, it's here in like two to three days. So I don't understand why it's taken so long to get here. Like, I don't get it. Normally when I order tactical soap it gets ships from the factory, it's made straight to Casper. factory it's made straight to Casper and uh… uh… It says it's in transute. So here's where I don't get. If normally the soap goes from North Carolina to Casper in one straight long shot, you know. But I read the updates of my order. In Transuit to Next Facility, your package is moving within the USPS network and is on track to be delivered to its final destination. It is currently in Transuit to the Next Facility. Cool. So then why did it end up going to Honolulu, Hawaii? You know, just to get shipped back to this within the bigger part of the United States. I Don't understand that. Maybe the outsourced their shipping. I don't know. But I'm not complaining because bond tactical soap is worth. Maybe they outsource their shipping, I don't know. But I'm not complaining because Bond Tactical Soap is worth the weight. It smells amazing and yeah. If you want 10% off your next order of Tactical So products from Grondike Soap Company promo code King Cobra But um Anyways, YouTube, thank you for watching my, uh, my snack review, thank you for watching my, uh, uh, my snack review. I don't know, I'm kind of hoping that I get my YouTube AdSense money sent to me tomorrow. I'll catch you cool cobras later when Google is sending my money. So… Anyways tubes. Anyways tubes. Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. Anyways.