Original Video: celebration video

Boobich or Sexigoth, Bad Boy, King Cobra JFS, back at Jucul Cobra is with another video. And tonight is a night for celebration. I ordered a Domino's medium hand-tossed pizza, with double the cheese, double the bacon, double the Philly steak, double the onions, garlic Parmesan sauce, two dipping cups of garlic butter two liter of coke and a donation to St. Jude's 26 dollars even oh yeah we got to get in on the sexiness YouTube now what are we celebrating something glorious your boy King Cobra has officially been signed up to do voiceover work for a cartoon that will be airing on Comedy Central in the near distant future shit you not shit you not Wait in see man all these trolls are talking mad shit fuck up. I know what these fucking assels are trying to do And I'm not buying it anymore. I'm not following for it dude. No you fucking trolls treat me like I'm a fucking experiment If I'm a fucking experiment or someone's just gawg at. Like, you think you can control my fucking life? Tell me how famous I can get? No, dude. You don't tell me shit. Best part of it? We got a pizza to celebrate. Oh, let's get into it. Oh, before we pour the garlic butter on top. We gotta get a close-up of the sexiness. Oh, we… Oh, my gurg. It's got the garlic white Parmesan sauce. Oh, oh, you two. Stop it. I don't eat pizza as often as I used to because I don't want to burn out on it, you know, but every once in a while you got to get a pizza to celebrate doing. Oh snap, that looks good. It is fresh out of the oven. The delivery girl who delivered it was superb at her job, very professional, very friendly. Give her a raise. Oh, I tear that garlic butter open. I hold the pizza up so you can watch you pull right on there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Good. I tell you what? You two. One of these days. One of these days I knew I was going to make something of myself and I was God damn right. It's God damn right. All these fucking trolls who sat there and talked a bunch of shit, fucking harassed me for years and years and years and never stopped. I never fucking stop, I never give up. And I tell you what ma'am, it's starting to fucking pay off. I'm starting to make something that my fucking sells. And this pizza is gonna be fucking delicious. You already know what's up. I'm gonna close her up while I get ready to do the do. Yo. I didn't want to completely drain what little money I had in my bank account for one whole pizza but I had to order something good to celebrate. And to be fair, I'm getting a little bit over a thousand dollars at the end of the month right now. I got one thousand four hundred plus dollars sitting at my Google Ad Sense from doing live streams. Oh, fuck yeah! Yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. Big shout out to YouTube. Thank you for allowing me to perform on your platform. Yeah, I want to set up a couple of nappings at plates. Oh, God damn it. Those we're going to throw away. I dropped them on the floor. Oh, bitch. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. Just be a bit more gracious with these ones. There we go set these for the sign now when I set this box up in the kitchen I want to set this box up in the kitchen I want to play up some pizza. Nice to meet you. I want to grab like two slices and give her a try for old time's sake. Show that logo. Not a sponsor. I'm sure it walks the lowest just right. You too, we're definitely going to grab two slashes to celebrate now. This is going to be sweet, dude. I'm literally going to be doing voiceover work for a show on Comedy Central. And that's all I'm going to say. Oh my God, dude, this is fucking epic, because here's the best part of it. All the trouble is talking shit, can eat my dick. You don't fucking control me. This is real life. Oh man. Oh man. I'm so fucking guy. I'm so fucking guy. All right. Oh dude, my arteries are singing a chorus. And believe it or not Domino's was started by a US Marine. look it up. I actually watched a history video on YouTube. Yeah, buddy. No, the person who started Domino is like who bought the local chain and turned it into the franchise. That dude had a really rough life. You know? Double the cheese, double the bacon, double the Philly steak, double the onions, garlic pomajon white sauce on the crust, hand-tossed 12 inches, two cups of garlic butter smeared on top, oh, oh, oh, oh, stacked beautifully. I'm really jacked up on coffee and alcohol right now, so I'm feeling pretty good and this pizza is just doing it, dude. Oh. But that is bomb digity. I'll tell you what. Is either the… I like there are other sauces that I've tried, was there tomato sauce in their honey barbecue sauce, which is also pretty good. I found there Alfredo sauce too, so yeah, they got a nice selection of sauces to choose from. But I ordered half the pizza with the garlic white pomesan and the other half of the honey barbecue. Dude, it was good. This pizza was good. Dude, I'll let that settle for a second. Oh, YouTube. Pardon my French. Video is already demonetized, he sweared too much. Mmm. I've got to finish off the coffee I had in there. Let's grab some of this ice cold two liters. They're not sure the good news with YouTube, they're gonna be super stoked. Like, holy crap, Cobra got signed to something big by a Hollywood executive. You better bet your sweet-ass burgers I did. Bet your sweet-ass-burgers I got signed by a Hollywood executive. Bet. You don't even know, YouTube. I'm dating because I've been focusing on my career for the last two and a half three years and now I get signed by Hollywood Exec. Oh yeah, dude. Tell you what? Once I start making that money, man, newfound career, chicks are going to be going, ooh. Bet. Now in the show that I'm doing voiceover for, I'm playing a doctor, but that's all I'm going to see. For legal reasons, obviously. And like I said, it would be airing on Comedy Central, You wait and see. People are gonna lose their shit when they recognize the voice of the doctor. Like, no fucking way! Not only that, but the person slash boss of the entertainment company that hired me to do voiceover has private detectives that can look up all the information of my trolls. Bet. So all these sneaky little bastards who have been harassing me for years going oh they'll never stop me. fuck Cobra blah blah blah blah blah. Guess what? Your ass is about to be revealed. And I want to find out the identity of my actual trolls in real life. And I want to do a thing, except sit back and keep being fucking awesome. So yeah. That fucking King Cobra subreddit making fun of me for all these years? Better watch your fucking back assholes. Yeah. Just sitting there fucking giving up my address, all kinds of shit, thinking they're so funny, ha ha ha ha. Well, fuck them, because their ass is about to get so soon. You don't even know. When the shit hits the fan, my trolls are going to learn you don't fuck with Cobra. And you said I don't fuck with my fans either tell you what Yeah, buddy When I put this delicious goodness right here and on a sponsor into the fridge Adomino is not a sponsor either and again free advertisements. I'm celebrating a good thing. De Boy Tobas is getting discovered. I'm doing things with my life. It's gonna be fucking awesome! Yeah buddy. I tell you what. It's going to be an awesome night and I'm at that point in my life where all my hard work making YouTube videos is going to pay off and it's starting to pay off. I've officially been discovered. I'm going to officially be doing voice over work for a show on Comedy Central. Yeah man. And that's all I'm going to say on the show. For legal reasons. The trolls keep talking shit and I keep getting more famous. Funny how that works, right? Like I said, my god damn internet trolls put way too much energy into harassing me, and all it does is make me more famous and make them look more pathetic. This is something I've set up on my previous live streams. If my trolls put as much energy into harassing me as they did into their own pathetic shithole lives, they could make something of themselves. But instead, they'd rather waste it trolling someone who's got an Asperger's and who's doing it better than they are. Anyways, you too. You know. Gaven a celebratory delicious pizza. life's about to change for the better. I'm going places with my fucking life. All these trolls sit here and talk a bunch of mad means smack. Oh yeah, trust and fucking believe. Trust and fucking believe. When my name's recognized all over fucking Hollywood what the fuck are they gonna say? Oh damn! I'm serious when my name's recognized all over Hollywood, what the fuck of these trolls gonna say. Oh, look at Cobra now, we fucked with him as hard as we could and it didn't work, and now he's a fucking big-time celebrity. Shit. And the important thing I've always told myself is, I don't care how fucking the successful of a celebrity I've become, I never let the success go to my fucking head. And I appreciate the mother-fuckers who helped me get to this point. Believe that. But yeah, your boy, King Cobra, is about to be doing voiceover work for a show that's going on Comedy Central. You wait and see. And here's the best part of it. The boss of the entertainment company who hired me for the show said, and I quote, I'm never going to fire you, Josh. Fuck your trolls. They're not going to get you fired from this job, like they did with your previous jobs. I'm like that's good to hear man, that is really good to hear. I've been very busy working to establish myself with a career and all that hard work is starting to pay off baby, but what not out of the water just yet? I look forward to doing voiceover work for this cartoon that It's going to be lit, dude, which may end up going to Adult Swim if it's good enough. And there are a couple of actors from the Adult Swim side of things. A couple of actors from Jackass, going into the cartoon, it's going to be pretty fucking sweet, dude. You don't even fucking know. And right now the world could use a good laugh. A fresh, brand new cartoon. yeah dude it's gonna be sick that being said my trolls could eat my ass literally in all sense of the matter eat my ass they tried so hard to fuck with me and it just didn't work and it just didn't work. Dude, when that's fucking Sub-ready, that's been slandering me and talking shit for years, gets shut down. And here's the thing of it. Yes, there are some people on that subwriter who genuinely care about me, but the majority of that sub-reader was created to fuck with me. And when that shit gets shut down, people get in serious shit for harassing me. Oh, it's gonna be sweet I've been casting spells against my trolls for years and believe me. It's a long time coming So these trolls better watch their fucking backs Because um your shit's about to get rock and your boy is about to get more famous. And, um, well, to close out the video I want to shred some beast electric guitar because I play a wicket guitar. Let's just leave it at that. But yeah buddy we got ourselves a celebratory pizza to celebrate the success. Rockin' the night out man. I want to check the system preference volume to make sure that gonna blow out the speakers or make it sound like crap when I go to play. Let's just say I have a lot of very powerful fuckers on my side so that's something to think about. Yeah. So that's something to think about. Yeah. That's not enough for the video. Yes. You gotta love BC which guitar is not a sponsor. I'm Tell you what, YouTube. These trolls are gonna wish they never fucked with me. And you know what? I've been nice about it. I have. These trolls have harassed me for years and years and years and they won't fucking stop. You think after they got me swatted the second time they would have been like, okay, I know we hate Cobra, but Jesus guys, come on, that's a little far, don't you think? Nope, they have it backed off, they continue to harass me and do everything in their fucking power to fucking ruin my life, and I'm done, dude., I'm fucking done, dude. I tell you what, it's gonna be epic. I'm gonna be done dude. My boy over in Hollywood has got my back. I'm not gonna reveal who it is, but some of you might already. Yeah, buddy. It's gonna be epic. It's sort of like a song by Hammerfall, which is Bring the Hammer Down. In this case, that song I dedicate to my troll is because it's the fucking truth, dude. another video. I do appreciate you all tuning in for the celebration video. That's most definitely what's up and keep an eye out for advertisement on Comedy Central about that cartoon because you never know.