Original Video: whisky review

Good, fine, a day to you, you too. I have this bottle of alcohol that I've been sipping on. This is a Georgia peach flavored whiskey from these fine folks, not a sponsor. It was a gift from your favorite son who's filming a bad-ass documentary with me here in town. Pop the cork. Oh, that's a wonderful sound. So I wonder where review of this here, this here, alcohol here, I grab my eight ballglass. And I've been sipping out the last couple of days. It's pretty fucking good dude. That's a nice beautiful color. I love whiskey. It's my favorite, my go-to. And of all the hard liquors, whiskey's my favorites. That's good stuff. All right, let's go. Right off the backs. It definitely smells like, it smells like a good whiskey. But like, you can't really smell the peaches in it. It just smells like good whiskey. Let's have a taste of it. It's got a bite to it. A little bit of a bite. But you get that peach taste. Purchase locally. So I got my stepmuntanus a Mother's Day gift but a week late but I did show did. Got my stepmuntanus a bottle of peach wine from Stella Rossa, and two gift cards. I really appreciated that. One was for the cheesecake factory, the other was for Outback. Outback's a cool restaurant, I like, their blue mononions, they're pretty good. Back's a cool restaurant, I like. Their blue mononions are pretty good. We don't have a cheesecake factory here in town, but you can order a cheesecake from their websites and they will ship it to you. Just like a UPS order or so. Winning. And the quote on my stepmom's card was, life is better with cheesecake and wine. Yeah. All my trolls were calling me a piece of shit, son. And my stepmom task didn't even want anything for Mother's Day, but I'm like, nonsense. Nonsense, YouTube. If I get my dad something for Father's Day, trust and believe. Do the same for my mom for Mother's Day. In fact, yesterday I spent all day carving wood with my dad. My dad likes to make wooden goblets while I make the wands. And it's just a great way for me and my dad to spend time without like fighting or you know. Then we had to do a dump run so my dad took his pickup to the dump and we unloaded the back of the pickup and got rid of a bunch of junk basically. So that was… I've known that pickup since I was a kid, you know what I'm saying? It's a beast of a Ford pickup, dude. My granddad had it. You know those 70s, early 80s, big old Bronco, Ford pickups with like the square headlines? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. That pickup is a beast, dude. It's got like two big old gas tanks in it. That's how you know, it's serious business. But now my YouTube Trolls are trying to harass your favorite son because they're jealous losers. It's not going to work. There are fans in my videos. My Trolls are telling me when it win sold his tattoos and all kinds of fucked up shit and I'm like I'm doing none of that okay he's a fan and a friend of mine so like what the fuck is wrong with people that's where I want to ask but honestly just ignore my YouTube trolls there are such fucking losers dude and if I did not rule my troll's lives, they would not go out of their way to text me and then like the hugest pussies hide their real numbers behind burner numbers. One of my loyal spitter spies has infiltrated their discord and the sub-redits, and they brag about harassing me on my cell phone and how they change their burner numbers every day. They'll have like a list of numbers that they use through apps and stuff. And I'm like, that's pussy shit, dude. You know, I don't go out of my way to fuck with my YouTube trolls because quite honestly I have better things to do with my life. like my loyalty to Ozzy Osborne and just doing my thing you know. and the fact that they go out of the way to fuck with me and hide their real number shows they know what they're doing is wrong and messed up. and I like here's the best part of it, YouTube. I don't got to go out of my way to harass my trolls in real life. I'm already inside their head, dude. Otherwise, and this is why Cobra wins. Otherwise you wouldn't text me or make stupid YouTube poops trying to make me look bad. me or make stupid YouTube poops trying to make me look bad. I go off on YouTube about how much I fucking hate sickos and then the trolls will take the video and switch the audio around and YouTube poop it to make it look like I said something else you know and it's just sad. Like I hate sickos more than I love Ozzy Osborne and that's just never going to change you know what I'm saying? Cobra, like I got a news flash for my YouTube trolls, we all die alone. So you just accept it and you make the best of what you have in life. It is some seriously good whiskey and if you are 21 and up I would highly recommend it. Um, I can mix this with a lot of really tasty beverages. like some cherry doctor pepper would highly recommend it. I can mix this with a lot of really tasty beverages like some cherry doctor pepper would be really good with this. Cheers both. One of my trolls died alone just like I do, I'm going to reflect back on my life and said I did it. I built my clocktower dream house and became an international worldwide famous rock star. That's the goal at least to be as famous as Ozzy Osborne someday, you know. And to build my clocktower mansion on the outskirts of Good Old Casper Wyoming. Why here? Because Casper's home? Land out here is cheap as fuck. And plus, if I built my clock-towered mansion on the outskirts of Casper Wyoming, I could legally shoot my guns and nobody would say shit. Have like a hitcock 45 style shooting range behind my clock towered mansion and I'd make the glass on my house, bulletproof so in case I need the bullets or a ricker, you know. I got like 20 acres of land, you know, you can put, I can put my shooting range a safe distance away from my house just to be extra safe, you know. It's gonna keep doing my thing, YouTube. Keep making music. Keep producing videos. When I first started YouTube, I had no idea that by the time I was 32, I'd be at almost 60,000 subscribers. freaking sweet. their mothers day present and smiling and it was a nice photo of my mom being happy so I posted it on Facebook like oh look at that like happening with suck it trolls I do not go out of my way to be a fucked off inhuman piece of shit but only when my trolls do it because they're assholes. I'm only a complete fucked off psychopath, the people I don't like to be honest. Generally speaking I'm a good person or I try to be, you know. And look at the color on that whiskey, isn't that just pretty? Yes sir. So, yo, I did a review of this whiskey on the documentary that I'm filming. And it's good whiskey to use Georgia peach flavored whiskey from Leopold Broes. This is a, what is it, 30% alcohol by volume? From batch number 2Q07? Delicious. And that's the your hair and it makes it look fuller. And I was showing that off on YouTube and people were like, what are you doing that made your hair look like that? I'm like for a temporary fix, it works. And my trolls will make fun of me for it too. like… And I quote, good job you fucking retard. You gave the trolls another thing to make fun of you for. And my response to it was so perfect to you too. I'm like, that's because I own my YouTube Trolls lives. If it were, if it were reversed, and I still had my full head of hair, and my trolls were going bald, I wouldn't make fun of them, you know? I wouldn't, because it's just hair, who gives a shit? You know? I get signed by a major record company, and went in the fucking lottery. I'll just get hair plugs. Real talk. Excuse me. But living hard, living fast, you know, they don't do it. And baldness runs in my family unfortunately. Like it's just hair dude, I honestly don't even hilarious. I'm like, see that's just the thing of it. All I gotta do is put some hair fibers in my hair and then post a video of it on YouTube like, hmm look at that, my hair looks thicker today, hah. And my trolls get so triggered by it that they have to make fun of me for it. Which once again shows that I win. and my trolls are losers with no lives. They'll try anything and everything that they find me and then they go out of their way to do it. It's like of St. Jude's Children Hospital. But cancer research is improving every day and those children are given a fighting chance to survive. Which I think is awesome, you know, because kids should not be in a fucking hospital dying of cancer. They should be coloring outside the lines of just being kids, you know. That being said, I agree with that one singer or not singer, Bla. What was it? I think it was Paul Stanley from KISS. I forget which KISS member said it, but like, he basically said, just let kids be kids, dude. You know? What kids be kids?