Original Video: chillin

What? Chilling out like a rock star, I believe. So, to continue Ozzy's birthday celebration, I got a six-pack of Bud Lights. Opened up a can, sipping on it, alright. And we also got some socket, which I've sipped on. So the celebration will continue. Yes, you can't kill Mark and roll you two. I did want to upload a dank food review for my fans and I did that Wendy's food review was slapping. I finished them baconator fries. There's a good sandwich. Chicken was nice and juicy. The flavor profile was dynamite. But it's Ozzy Fucking Osbon's 74th birthday. So all of you, smoke up, drink up, you know what's up. If I live to be, if I personally live to be 74, hopefully I'm still playing guitar and making videos, entertaining the fans. I'm a little more than a rather celebratory mood all day to be honest. The time I woke up to now I've been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol. So I'm very stoned and drunk at the moment. It's a wonderful combination. I forgot to play happy birthday on the BC Ridge. I was all sitting there singing the Beatles. And then, encouraging me that, oh a cob, were you silly bastard? You forgot to play. Happy birthday on your electric guitar. You know what, uh, Caitlin Jenner's favorite Aussie Osborne song is, Going Through Changes, because she got a sex change. That was a really shitty joke. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that might get Aussie in some hot water. I wasn't trying to be transphobic. It was just a joke. Little plan words. That's just kind of how I am sometimes I don't mean to come off it that way, but if I make fun of you, it means I usually accept you half the time I hate sickos I don't care how bad my sicko jokes get a fucking hick sickos. I don't care how bad my sicko jokes get. I fucking hate sickos. Cobra's got a wicked sense of humor and that tends to land me in some hot water sometimes. Looking at you Sean. The fucking puppet dude. But yeah I got a six pack of Budlights. And a bottle of sake. I slammed some Socking. Carpet up on my Bud Line. I'm feeling pretty… Cretchopon or Bud Lion feeling pretty good. No, I actually support Caitlin Jenner does because I'm like the rest of our brainwashed, overly progressive, way too easy to please society. Caitlin Jenner, despite being a trans woman, stunning and brave, even she's like, hey look, man, forcing transgendered women to compete against actual women is kind of unfair. Even she agrees with me on that. And I'm like, what if she says that no one fucking bats an eyelid. They're just like, you're so progressive. If I say it, I get labeled a transphobe we're not going to get into those kind of politics it's on the hospital's birthday we're not we're not doing it no The straight white cisternered male says that everyone says I'm a fucking pig and a transphobic piece of shit. Caitlin Jenner says it. Oh, you're so stunning and brave. I'm bustin' boobes, YouTube, calm down. Like, I can't believe believe Cobra, watch it. I personally believe that trans people should be allowed to compete in sports, but they should have their own league, you know. Because there were some advantages that cis-genured women are going to have over trans women and vice versa. It's not fair on any side really. Women can have periods and give birth to children and transgenured women benefit from testosterone that they've had as men their entire life. I mean, it's kind of a pissing contest between the two genders, really. And there are only three genders, male, female, and trans. Okay, hermaphrodite, that's a great area, but non-binary doesn't even count as a gender, so let's just say three, four, male, non-binary, and trans. Well, not, not, hermaphrodite, you know what I meant? Male, female, hermaphrodite, and trans. So those are the only four genders we have. is that simple enough, male, female, the hermaphrodite, and then trans. Those are your four genders. And that pretty much covers all spectrums. If gender is such an abstract concept of these individuals, then why do they make it all about gender when they switch over? I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just asking questions. Chill and not, having a beer, trying to make sense of a fucking crazy world we live in. As long as you're not a sicko, I can care less to be honest. I'm very supportive of LGBTQIAA plus, or whatever they call it these days. They change it so often and it gets confusing. You try to say I support LGBTQ and then someone goes off on you because you didn't say it properly and it's like, okay, they could call it pink flamingos, eating skittles are supported, as long as you're not a sicko, calm the fuck down. I can get a four fox dude if I won the lottery I'd done in a million dollars to serve out in John's AIDS Foundation I would and I don't owe a million dollars to St. Jude's because I'm a really sweet guy like that but that's neither here nor there. Imagine being a kid on Christmas and your dying of cancer and a husband So you gotta keep a cheaper upper look on life sometimes. I know it's hard to keep a stiff upper lip and a good look outlook on life, especially when it's kicking you on the ballics. But when you see a kid dying of cancer on Christmas, it's just the center of this fucking thing on the planet, I hate sick goes. It's just the sadest thing dude. It is, you're like, all of a sudden is like, hey, you know what? Five year dry spilling shit. Suffering from Aspergers or a bunch of asshole YouTube trolls. It could be worse. I'd send minor debt issues that I got squared away off camera peacefully. And it went as smoothly as it could have gone. Both parties involved, apart from myself, are like, hey man, chill out, we got it resolved. And I'm like, sweet. and then I quit stressing about it because we got it resolved. Talking about things gets it resolved a lot quicker than finding about it to be honest. And sometimes that's hard when you're in an argument. You want to be right? What's more important, you two, being right, or the person's feelings? That seems to be a topic of discussion, especially in today's hyper-aware, super sensitive, woke culture. Fux suicide, I was being dramatic. But no, seriously, folks. Fux suicide, I was being dramatic. But no, seriously, folks, today's woke culture is retarded. Like, okay, if a person wants to identify as transgender, you know, we call it she, they them, and more part of them, you know, as long as they don't get the surgery until after they're 18. And they don't be creepy about it, you know. How do you define creepy in the trans community? Let's start with this one person. Fuck. What's her name? Jessica Unive. be a proper… That bitch is creepy, so you can come at me in the dams and be like, I can tolerate Blair White because she has some good talking points She hates it goes like I do And she just wants a quality for her movement, but at the same time she's not going to let society Pander to the masses and brainwash as a society There's a big difference between acceptance and brainwashing, and that's all a way to say on that. Acceptance is being like, you know what? It sucks. There are some people who don't support gay rights. But you accept that that's their choice, and you hope that someday they can come around to the idea of being like, okay, well, how would you feel if you got bullied for being straight? Which we kind of do to a point if men like big booves were called pigs and animals, but women like dudes with big biceps and a huge cock. There's like six foot eight, no one says share about the hypocrisy. And meanwhile, I'm the asshole for saying it. Shhh. I want to stop walking my head because this is this is the kind of like conversation that could piss a lot of people off because. Cooper's right on this situation. You can't argue that women are just a shallow as men and both sides complain about it because then they make she look like an asshole. a real rough time on the dating scene. All these men she's seeing are pieces of shit. And I'm over here like… If only we lived closer, I find myself saying that a lot about a lot of my of age cis-gendered female fan girls. That's the thing about if I have a transgendered fan girl, I'll still support her they them I just I'm not into trans people like that, you know what I'm saying? It's called having a preference Trans people get bullied for having a preference they do And it's kind of horseshit So to end the argument completely as long as you're not a sicko who gives a shit, you got some asshole Jagoff who identifies as a non-binary palm tree. How does it affect you? How is it personally going out of your way to affect you? It doesn't. You're living their best palm tree life. All you can do is sit there and get offended by it. And I'm like… Okay, someone wants to identify as a non-binary palm tree versus the war in Ukraine. Oh, fuck. Which one's more offensive? Slava Ukrainian motherfakers. at transracial and trans-disabled because then you start like pushing boundaries, you know, you got white people who think they're black because they're transracial. At some point, how is that not black face? Then you got these people who pretend to be in wheelchairs because they're trans-disabled, and they get a surgery to purposely make themselves disabled. When there are people who are born disabled who wish they could be able-bodied, how much easier life would be, you know, and it's, where is the line you draw on YouTube? I kind of feel like transgender is pushing it because women get their first period at the worst time possible. They develop boobs awkwardly and then some women get the misfortune of developing early and just full on bam! Look out! Now when you're a kid at that age and it's your fellow classmates, you're like boobbs. But when you're a mature adult, YouTube, you're like, oh, that had to suck. You got women who get made fun of because their boobs aren't big enough, and then you get women who are creeped on because their boobs are too big. And it's just kind of like, man being a woman's gonna suck ass. Okay society can accept if you're transgender you want to identify as a female? That's fine, but you need to accept that as a transgender woman you will never have periods or give birth to children and normalizing the bulge is creepy and support transgender rights however there's a lines that people seem to blur and cross with the whole movement and part of that has to do with a whole separate group of assholes, has to burn the map, you know, kind of thing. And it's just like, look, just because… You grow on as adult women want to get married and adopt a kid and give them a safe and loving home does not mean it's okay for you to fuck your dog. There's a very, very fine core difference. Most people in the dog starts hump on their leg, they're like, no find out, down, down, fight out. And the dog's sitting there looking at you like, oh, come on, you have a plausible thumbs. And I look at the dog and I'm like age sister and am alive consenting female. That's of age and human to do that. And usually I got to take her out to dinner. And for me it's about the dinner. It's not about the blow job. It's about the companionship. That's what men need to realize. First step in dating is always as soon as she's taken. Second rule of dating. Stop thinking with your dick. Third rule of dating, if you want to understand women and how they think, put yourself in their shoes. ask yourself yourself how would it feel to be inside a woman's shoes? To have their fucking entire world dominated by men and as soon as they get a little bit of a quality it's stripped away by men turning themselves into women. I want to stop on my head because I support women and I support trans women so it's a very touchy subject. Men don't understand what it's like, and you know, to a degree it's similar, we're not quite. Men we get made fun of because we can't grow hair on our face, whereas women get made fun of because they have hair on their legs. I mean. Men get made fun of because our biceps aren't big enough. You know what we do? We get made fun of, like you know what a man if you don't have bulging muscles kind of thing. And to a degree is similar for women with their boobs size and their ass eyes. And then you have women who are being told and women who tell society that having boobs does not defy you as a woman. And now we have dudes who turn their dick into a vagina and get fake boobies and some hip implants to give them that feminine, you know, curve and now we're being forced to call them women. And I would honestly say you call them women because it's the polite thing to do. Speaking of somebody who supports LGBTQ IAA Plus rights, or however they call it these days, you know, you don't understand the struggle they're going through mentally, because when I look at myself I feel comfortable in my own skin and that's all that anybody wants and as long as you're not a sicko you know I don't see a problem with an outside of that. People are sitting there dividing ourselves. People are sitting outside of that. People are sitting there dividing ourselves amongst race, gender, and non-binary versus trans. People in the gay community are fighting with each other, but who's more special? And it's just like… like, I'm all for supporting gay rights as long as you're not a sicko. You know, you want to dress up like you want to dress up like you want to teach kids to be tolerant of gays and drag queens and trans people. You can do it without dancing sexually in front of them. Is that too much to ask for? Like story time, drag queen, bullshit, fuck off with it. Okay, kids do not need to have drag queens reading them stories. To teach them acceptance. What led me to accept drag queens and transgendered and gay individuals was, one, I wasn't forced to accept it. Two, I got bullied for doing my thing. And three, growing up watching Bugs Bunny dress up as a woman the fuck with Elmer Fudd. You know, it wasn't forced upon me. It was seen as a comedic relief. So it's like, okay, I listened to a little filth, and then therefore I address goth. And people would use words like tranny and fagget to insult me and it's just like, I imagine how those individuals must feel, you know, that's the main reason really. I get so much crap for painting my nails black and wearing eyeliner and people call me a faggin and a tranion and it's just like I'm neither of those things. I'm straight, I'm cisgendered if you must know. Oh wait, no one cares because you were a straight white cisgendered male. So shut your mouth and check your privilege cobra. You have to care about the feelings of straight white people. Otherwise, it's not a quality and you can't expect them to care about your feelings. Which naturally, if you're white and straight, you should care about everyone else's feelings except sickos and check your white privilege. for a long time, you know. At the same time, not every white person is a racist, homophobic, blah, blah, blah, blah, sexist. I guess I'm tired of that narrative. If you're a sister in a straight white male, you're label as transphobic, genderphobic, all kinds of phobic, sexist on top of it, racist even. just because of your guilty by association. But if you throw anyone else's stereotypes in their face, you're labeled as a sexist, homophobic, transphobic. I'll just stop sick of it. Look, if you're going to manipulate society through language and speech, at least do it for the right reasons. Because I see society doing this crap all the time. It's very easy to manipulate people through speech and word-of-mouth. But it takes real talent to captivate an audience like I do. Because I don't see my dream combos as that entertaining granted. The last dream combo I had with the banana and the coffee moonshines, fucking fire. But that's just a stroke of luck that I have with my combos, you know. People are fascinated by Cobra because he's different. Society is brainwashed by this Christian dog-manic bullshit. And here's Cobra rocking some Ozzy Osbourne and making magic wands. people often look in me and go look at the goth Harry Potter and I'm like well that's funny because of the round because of the round glasses ironically yes I'm I'm a Harry Potter fan but I I rather round glasses because of Aussie Osborne, the retro, you know, 60s, John Lennon, Esk. glasses when it's sunny outside. Does that make my glasses stunning and brave? Okay Cobra you're being a cheeky wanker tone it down just a bit. And because Daphne agreed with Dave Chappelle and said, hey y'all want to be treated like equals, Dave Chappelle makes fun of everybody. Everybody. Lord knows, I couldn't say she, if I got offended because Dave Chappelle made jokes about white people, people would tell me to shut my cracker ass up. They'd be like, hey, Cobra. You like to wrap, shut up Eminem, and check your privilege. That's what they'd say to me. And rightfully so. So you know what? I don't get offended by it regardless of racial history. Dave Chappell is a funny motherfucker. But Dave Chappell got canceled for sharing Daphne story. The trans community that Daphne was a part of, bullied or into committing suicide, which if you want to get mad about swampy suicide, it is what it is. I get told to kill myself on a daily basis. So telling it back to my trolls and my trolls get enough of it, they actually do it. I'm like, well, how was that my fault? You go out of your way to bully an autistic person who stands up for the little guy. I'm the kind of motherfucker that's social justice warrior 100% all these fucking pussies that go on twitch, you know, or whatever, and talk about change, but they're not about it, you too. but they're not about it, YouTube. Even in all the assholes, I'm making trans people look bad. I'm like, hey man, I'm the kind of person that stands up and says, you know what, not all trans people are like that. I'll still support gay rights. Even if I got some gay dude hit not me and it creeps me the fuck out and he pushes his boundaries. Excuse me, sorry, sneeze. I'm still going to support gay rights because it's about being the bigger person, YouTube. It really is. You too, but I'm so ripped, I got a six pack. Okay, you know, scratch that I keep working on you, I got a four pack. Okay, you know, scratch that I ended, keep working on you, I got a four pack. Look at my abs my Bud Light abs talking about having a beer gut anyone Okay It's the weekend. I've gotten made fun of for practicing magic and for being goth. So when I see people getting bullied because they're gay or trans or whatever, So when I see people getting bullied because they're gay or trans or whatever, anything outside of sicko, I'm kind of like, that's messed up, you know. Because you want to bully someone? Bullying somebody for being into kids is one thing, but bullying somebody for like in the same sex is kind of retarded, in my opinion. Like if kids want to be gay for each other, that's cool. If adults want to be gay for each other, that's cool. As long as it doesn't cross the kid adult, you know, fuck pedophiles. I said it. No apologies. And the fact that it's being considered woke to support sicko is I'm just like… I want to crawl into a dark hole. I want to cuddle my BC rich and wait patiently. The lights to go out. The whole reason the movie Cooties got made is because society overly sexualizes children and they shouldn't be sexualized in the first place. That's what I'm saying. That's why QAs just made me go, dude. No. If you were a 12 or 13 year old boy when QAs came out, that's different. Okay, you're watching chicks your own age. Okay, I was a 13 year old boy once. You know what I'm saying? When you see 13 chicks your own age and your class, they got it going on, you know. I know how that goes. But when you're going out as a bill watching cuties like, nah, dude, fuck off. Fuck off, YouTube. I can remember when mean girls with Lindsay Lohan came out. I was like 14 when it came out, Lindsay Lohan was 16 when it came out. When it came out, Lindsay Lohan was 16 when it came out, so I'm not gonna make any more obvious obnoxious comments on that. And considering the fact that Lindsay Lohan is now definitely over the age of 18, I'm going to be like, yes. I'd have fun snorting cocaine with Lindsay Lohan, yes I would. I don't care if she fucked me. I'd be like, yeah, you know what, I got some cocaine and I got a righteous Hollywood babe. Yeah. I want to start like half this pile and then like shred the guitar. Like my heart's going out of rhythms. Oh shit. and jail raped and murdered. And then it's all about privilege when men do it, right? Okay, don't be a big towel piece of shit. Dial it back just a bit. both women and men's rights. I get called a simp when I try to support women's rights and then I get called an asshole for trying to support men's rights. So I'm kind of like, well, fuck it. I'm all about gender equality, man. So I guess I'm a simp asshole. You know that water parker went to which shall remain anonymous is the the hotel that is easily five stars they have three big old slides for the adults. You got one that's like a bold and like two that go really fast and they're both all three of them are really fun. I went down all three slides four times. Then I sat in the hot tub and drank beer. No, no, my family that was the extent of that into that. I had the hotel gals laughing their ass off when I was leaving the lobby for checkouts and I had my dummy Sean on me. This one done me Sean. What's up? And he's sitting here on top of my ass, my bag of clothes like… Health! Someone's got their hand up my ass. Somebody helped me. This man has his hand up my ass. Southerly helped. What are you up to, Sean? Chilling like a rock star film. What are you up to? Celebrating Ozzy Osbourn's birthday, you little wanker. Yes! I thought so. Give me some of that. This? Well, Sean, the alcohols for 21 and up. I'm 24. it up. I'm 24. Yeah, Sean is 24 so he's definitely old enough to consume alcoholic beverage. Yeah, that's the stuff. I'm a cut loose. Hey look a drug control quest. I can talk too. You want to see the… Well you can throw your voice, Sean? Yeah. Sean thinks he can throw his voice. Yeah, I can throw it up in my ass. Get it? Get what? Talk to the booty because the hands off duty. Oh talk to the booty because the hands off duty. Oh, fuck. Oh, come on. Oh, you know. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on, you know they want to see it? watching you play with the Donego life, you know how that goes? You want to see Codera, during out Sean, because I'm the star of the show. You're not the star of the show, Sean, I am. Bull shit! What do you mean? Bull shit. It's total bullshit. Don't be impossible, Sean. I'm not thing impossible. You need to recognize true talent when you see it. Listen here Sean. I'm listening. You're not the star of the show. But it's called Sean and Saunders. Your last name is Saunders. Is it not? Yes, my last name is Saunders, is it not? Yes, my last name is Saunders, but what's your point? Therefore, I am the star of the show. You're not the star of the show. What about Rusty, huh? Yes, I've rusty packed up somewhere out to look for him. Yes, you do that else to look for him. Yes, you do that you look for him It's a beer on your chin you little bastard. You're a little bastard. You're a little bastard Josh. You're sitting here deli deer. I see how it is You asked me you're 24 and you asked for a shot in my beer. Yeah, I did. When you met my girlfriend, Aunt Heiser Bush, your girlfriend, and Heiser Bush, yeah, she's a little squander. That joke only works when I have a bottle of bug lights. Yeah, because then you do your trick at the lottle, you think it's three. Yeah, that I do. I think it's three real good. Oh yeah. Shahn I know I'll show you obnoxious enough of the fart jokes it gets old shahn no it doesn't Why I have asked burgers you don't have aspergers you just full of shit Don't either or Oh my God. Why did you shit your pants? No, because you shit your pants. What's the matter? Am I kissing you off? Gah-hah-huh-huh! God damn Duh-huh-huh-huh-guh-guh? Never! Y'all did an amazing job upgrading my dummy Sean. When I got him back I cleaned up his face paint and the paint on his hands. And now I'm looking sharp. Yeah, sharp as a whistle. Shark was a whistle. Yeah, no shit. Shark was a whistle. Yeah, no shit. Look at that shawn can whistle. Yeah, I can whistle. Stop at Sean. What? Saying who's that sexy-looking dony in the camera. Definitely not you, Dony. Oh my god you fucking. It's Sean and Saunders. You didn't see me on Crystal Stream because I was focused on doing my thing. Wait for it to upload, so I pretty much ignored the trolls on the chat and shit. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty fucking much. It's Sean and Saunders! Uh-huh! What fuck was that? That was on you dude. All those sounded rough. The trying to make Sean Fart. There we go.. The trying toics Sean Fart. There we go. You had to lick your lips. I don't know what you're talking about. Yes you do. Yes you do. You know exactly when I'm talking about that, asshole? You know exactly when I'm talking about? Oh, I make the fart noise with my mouth. Yeah. When you can't get a hold of the pooter. Yeah the pooter's on the desk over there. Oh yeah, so fucking juicy. You're enjoying this too much. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You know what the fuck you're talking about? Mr. Drunk and Trillerquist? I'm not even drunk. The whole shit! You're full of bullshit. Your mother. I should bring my mom into this, you fucking ass-all. I'll show you a fucking ass hole when I fart. You want to the best? Hard is? What's the best part, Sean? I'm better at showing you than your trolls are. Holy shit, dude. You said it. And I thought I was a dummy. Holy shit. Nice and squeaky. Sean what? You know what the fuck you did? I didn't do shit. I didn't do shit. Leave me alone. God damn it! Remember when I said my dummy Sean has the personality of two Jeff Dunham puppets which is Walter and Peanuts with a little bit of Akman? You know, kind of, yeah. Because Akman is funny as fuck, Bubba Jay makes me laugh because you know, beer and those are Jay. NASCAR and drinking beer! Well, this fucking asshole is like, you got the randomness of peanut in the assuess of Walter. Yeah. Suck my fucking dick, you asshole. Your face is disgusting. And look at that, he's got one of those dolls. He's got one of those fucking dolls. One of those creepy-ass shit. Fucking dolls. One of those fucking dolls? Yeah. You know what we're not getting that? You want of them fucking dolls? Yeah, I am. What else are some Chilicus dummies? Yeah you are a Vintulicus dummy. Excuse me? Are the third of the turn? The Chiliquis tuckets. You want the term Vincilicus puppets? Yes.. Those are my god-gaw-gau- shut up with pronouns. I'm just pulling your leg Hey Josh what? Pull my finger pull your finger Yeah, do it do it again Yeah, Jesse. You know, I hear that. What this? Yeah, that's. Do it. I want the God damn dear. You want the beer? Yes, I want the God damn dear. You want the beer? Yes, I want the god damn dear. You want the beer? Yes, I want the beer. Do it. Okay, call your fucking ass down. Don't be creepy. What? So what do you get when you cross a mortician with a swimming pool? I don't know Sean what do you get when you cross a mortician with a swimming pool? Deadpool! I'll show you a funny shit. Smell that shit. Why did you shit your pants? No. You shit your pants. Yeah! Oh, he's got one of those things! Creaky as hell! How you doing? You need to calm down. I'm gonna come down. I don't gotta come a-fuck down. You can suck my dick! Suck at yourself. I wonder I can't reach… Suck at yourself. I walked that I can't reach. No, every guy's trying to do it. He cannot reach. You might have to hit up your girlfriend Barbie to get your dick start. Don't tell Ken. Okay? He'll get so mad and call me a cuck. I'll call him a synth, so it's all right. Oh my god, Sean, stop. Never! I don't care if she's made out of plastic. She feels fantastic. Oh my god, stop. So what the fuck is going on tonight? It's the weekend. Oh yeah, it's fucking Saturday. Saturday night. Yeah, Saturday night alive. With your hand up my ass. alive with your hand up my ass Sean that my hand is not up your ass that's not what it looks like oh my god stop You know it's? You know it's… You're funny look and fuck you! No, it goes in your back. But the miniature Ozzy Osbourne shirt right there, and then I can grab your control stick. Oh, grab it, you sick fastered. Oh! Stop! What? That's not what I meant. I was talking about grabbing your control stick. Ah! Shut up Sean, what? Hey, you're the one that I've gotten my control stick. This trying nothing to laugh. You're trying not to laugh! Ha ha ha! What? I'm trying to be mad at you, but, God damn it, that's funny. Yeah, I know. That's why you're laughing. You get all of those things? They can talk? Hey! Hey, also! What? I'm talking to you! Can you believe this guy over here? Listening problem. I don't have a listening problem. I'm here. What the fuck do you want? You know I'm there a stop. The fuck do you want? Your number, stop it! Ain't I a stinker? You just for you. You want to blow your kiss? You know, it's the holidays. Yeah, I don't know where it's the holidays. Behave yourself. Tis the season for giving. Yes, it is. Tis the season for giving. I want to give you something. What? I need it just for you. What the… W. What? W. What? That's so funny! It's gonna be okay dude, just breeze! Ha! There's nothing funny Sean. I don't know what you're. You're so full of shit. Do you believe this guy? He's so full of shit. So Sean where do you work? I work at a funeral home. You work at a funeral home? Yes. I'm used to seeing assholes with no lives. Really. And tonight's not exception. Fuck you. Fuck you! No, I work at the flower shop. You work at the flower shop. You work at the flower shop? Yeah, smell the roses. Every time this guy. Yeah, fucking asshole. Was she stopped, Sean? No! I will never stop. I don't want to stop. Yeah, you catch her what I did there? Yes, you what you did there. Also, Mazzi's song, I don't want to stop. Yeah, no shit. No shit Can I help you? Holy shit! What? What's your problem? Dude? You're the old! Holy shit! You're gone the old! This guy's bald! Can you believe this shit? Nice hair! I'll go faster! faster? Yes Sean I'm aware of the fact that I'm going bald and quite frankly I don't care. Well like you don't hair! A middle finger? Fuck you too! And fuck this video! Shaw, don't be an asshole. Fuh. I'm serious damn it. Oh what are you serious of that? It's Ozzy Osbourn's birthday so you're going to behave yourself. No! That gets me a reason not to behave. Thank God. Sounds like you're empty. Yeah, Sean, I'm a little empty. Empty on them brain cells. Ow! You fucking see that you smack me! Fucking ridiculous! He fucking smacked my ass. Jerk. You see the shit? Fucking unreal! Oh shit! What the hell is that? This? Yeah, that! It's sake. Sucky! Yeah, that's it's sake. Sucky! Yes. I'm going to play some guitar chords real quick. Yes, which means you're gonna have to go sit down on the couch for a brief second. Oh, I wanna come back and play. Aw, Sean likes playing with the YouTube fans. Yes, I do, Joshi. Yes, do with another fucker. Yeah, fucker, motherfucker, maybe, but the mother-of-fucked is not mine. Screw you! Screw your mother, Sean! That's what I got. This isn't over! This is not over! Hold on, hold on. Stay right there. Fuck you, Jash! Fuck you, Sean! The fucking asshole is always talking shit on me, dude. Ridiculous. I mean, Okay, that was a little sloppy on the picking the pen I'm I'm the I mean, I'm I'm I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I I'm I'm I'm I'm I don't know. I'm Oh, oh. I'm I don't know. Oh, Right there, same thing. S'et, it's ahh, nois. Like when shredding was sounding nice, then it got little, t'et, nois, like what the song was there. Conna la Calus there. I'm I don't know. The other wash in that in the ventriloquism. God damn you two, I tell you what. That'll bless to the fingers nicely, but not smell your callous fingers boy. Fuck the trolls So they get like warmed up on the guitar and it's just like, Man, I play mostly by seeing other people play it and by sound. And it's all right because my guitar playing is show off enough to like impress a crowd. You know, you get a couple of rock songs underneath your belt besides Black Sabbath and cradle of filth and what have you. the planet. But if you can't play like, well Johnny, be good. Most people don't want to sit and listen to you fucking shred or feel a face melting solo. Like, ah! Like you're tripping on acid and your face starts melting. You're like, dude, what is this? It's called music man. But it is Ozyazzazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The alcohol brands. Oh. stupid and they don't know any brother. It's like listen hearing a little whipper-snapper. When you were in diapers I was you know and that's the conversation because it's the truth. I'm serious, I don't talk to my grandparents any differently to be honest. I'll talk to them like, hey, your family, your grandparents. And if you ask that, ask that I need any help, don't, you know, just, hey, need any help versus. You need some help, oh, it can be tough in your age, can't heads. You see the difference, you too can be tough on your age, can't it? You see the difference? You too. First one sounds a lot nicer and gets a lot more respect. Second one just sounds like you're being a fucking douche bag. It's just crazy to think of ASEAN's 74. My mind is blown by that. He's like the same age as my grandparents, dude. I love it. I love it YouTube. So don't mind me for getting a bunch of alcohol to celebrate the occasion. Guilty is charged for being Ozy Osborne's biggest fan and also being on the autistic spectrum. third to now to the end of time. So we declared national Ozzy Osbourn day. And we are all required to get drunk and stone and be nice to each other. punk rocker saying chugge, man, I'm no Badlands chugs. I guarantee you Badlands chugs could chug at an entire bottle of this rice, rice wine Sagi, they're holding my hands. I'm no Badlands chugs, that motherfucker, Badlands Booker Chugs is seriously awesome at chugging drinks. It doesn't have to be bare, just anything. You just chugs it, dude. You know, everyone's got their own hidden talent like that, you know what I'm saying? And that's what makes the world go around. I shred guitar, Badlands Chugs, Chugs, Chugs things. I try to chug things in the past. And I just make myself look fucking stupid. Like, oh no no no no no no. I'll have to drink all this alcohol in one sitting mind you. It is after all Ozzy Ozzy Ospon's birthday I've spent the entire day getting hellaciously still enough for some good pot and drinking some good alcohol. And of course my fans have sent me multiple copies of the Ozzy Cobra shirt that I'm wearing. I have several pairs of the same shirt, you know, and then… Because it's my favorite Ozzy shirt, so assume me. Anyways, long story short. When I look outside, I'm like, who the fuck dumped all this cocaine on the ground? That's a shit ton of snow. Jokes aside. The snow we have in Casper, it's there, but it's not over the top there, you know what I'm saying? It's enough for snow lovers to go nuts. but it's not so deep that we can't function as a society. So I'm actually very comfortable with the snow that's outside right now, see. It's not like over the top, you know what I'm saying? I do like snow to a point, It reminds me of like black metal music videos. Ohhh. You watch all these black metal music videos and people in goth makeup and like there's a snowy mountain behind them. They're sitting there head bang and like like, eh, nah, nah, you know, they look all moony and pissed off like they want to worship Satan and fuck up some shit. And I'm like, oh, well, you must be watching a black metal music video. Like snow is pretty in small amounts, like this is the snow we have here in Casper, is very much doable for me personally. It's enough to remind you that it's winter, but it's not enough to like slow shit down, you know. It's enough to be like, oh, snow is pretty, and that's as far as it goes. And I'm cool with that, be honest. But yeah, from here to like the 10th, I'll be carving out wands made for the holidays. It's not about the alcohol, it's about the holidays to be honest. links given. These fuckers are guaranteed to sell out from Fridays and holidays and holidays. Well I should fuck it's almost almost 11 o'clock. I started some guitar past 10 o'clock curfew because it was the weekend. No one's gonna have a problem with it because everything's fucking good-she. Everything's just fucking good she everything's just fucking good she YouTube Sitting here, sipping awesome sucky, rice wine, very popular and anime culture. I should probably call that when white people do it? What a fucking racist piece of shit? I don't know, I'm like, excuse me? But racism exists in every culture. So why is it only called out when white people do it? Shh. Cobra. So why is it only called out when white people do it? Kovera! Check your privilege, Kovera! You fucking insensitive bastard! Why is it racism and sexism? We're only called out when white people and men do it? Shh! Kova! Hold your tongue! I'm not here to pick on anyone specifically, I'm just saying, because if it's all about gender and racial equality, then we gotta stop segregating humans based off of, well, you're black, you're white, you're trans, you're gay, you're straight, you're non-binary, you're cisgendered, fuck all that, dude. It's all just the day versus them kind of thing, and it's stupid. So I've been a good majority of the night getting drunk and passing out due to an increase of alcohol in my bloodstream. It is what it is. Cheers you fucking wankers. Ozzy Osborne inspires me because I hope I still do what I love doing at 74. It's not really about age, it's just about doing what you love doing for as long as you can do it. That's what lives really about. Oh. Oh well, what a bitch and a fucking weekend. It's the honest, you know what a bitch, Oh well, I would have bished a fucking weekend. It's Ozzy Osbourne 74th birthday, so I don't know all of you. To get really drunk and stoned, jam out to some Ozzy Osbourne. And fuck the haters, dude. And fuck the haters dude. You know that? Fuck the haters. They've kind of been pre-celevatory mood for the last couple of days, but it is what it is, YouTube. The drink combos I make are exquisite. That banana-putting moonshine mixed with the coffee moonshine is simply the newest and greatest and tastiest drink combo, Cobra has ever made. And if you cannot get that shit locally, then you gotta order it online to try it, dude, because it's just that fucking good. Thinking about saving up for a Mossburg Shockwave 12 gauge night stick addition, there's a wood hardware looking nice. I start really in need, be honest with you. Because I've already got one. But I do like shooting and plinking irresponsible yeah 15s isn't going to stop shootings. We're not going to get into that. We're not going to discuss gun politics while drinking because the shit I would say would piss off a lot of people because I'm right. And most people can't handle the fucking truth. No, I want to spend the whole day celebrating Ozy Osborne's birthday, The Prince of Darkness, getting stone and drunk listening to music and jamming to his legacy. His birthday fell on a weekend. So all of you fuckers. It's Saturday. It's the weekend. It's Ozzy's birthday. Go fucking nuts. Okay, drink as much alcohol as you can drink. Smoke as much wheat as you can smoke. Smoke your cigarettes. smoke your pot, snort your cocaine, just fucking go nuts dude, it's the weekend, and it's on his birthday. But to throw on my slippers and go out for a cigarette, I dare say this. But the chili out's on manage. There's a big difference between, oh pretty, it's winter or two. Oh, God damn it lies, it wait our time. There's a big difference. A little bit of snow, it makes it pretty in winter like and black metal like. I see it with the snow, but too much snow, you're just like, you motherfucker. Offering people counseling seems to be a better solution than just banning a sh ton of guns because it'll make the radical left happy. No, I'm going to leave politics like that off of YouTube. was keep it separate from Aussie's birthday videos. too, was keep with Separ from Ozzy's birthday videos. I support guns. Ozzy Osbone loves to shoot guns. You don't see him pulling a mass shooting. Okay, stop. Cobrach. I'm sitting here like, you know what? Now I want to win the lottery either this this time a year or next time. One of these days it will happen, I'll get signed. I'll get signed, but win the lottery. Then what the fuck? Your boy Cobra gets signed by a major record label. Or I win the lottery. Then what the fuck are you going to say? Oh Cobra, you piece of shit, I fucking hate your videos. It's like, I can't understand you you with your with my cock in your mouth. With your mouth on my cock. Yeah. Let's be why you love kissing it so much. You know, I'll smoke a cigarette, I'll fucking drink a beer. I got four butt like cans laughing a whole bottle of sake yet. It's 11 o'clock. So it's not quite midnight, but it is the weekend. That's why I turned off the guitar. I quiet down the music because, you know, shh. There's a reason why my neighbor is like me. It's not because I'm King Cobra JFS. It's because I don't get super loud past 10 o'clock and I keep my shit paid and I keep to myself. That's the three secrets to surviving and an apartment complex. my car. I can walk outside with a beer and a cigarette and no one's going to bother me because I don't bother people. You know, I'll just do my thing. And happy birthday, Aziaz Barnes. He's 74 years of age. I think that's awesome. You're still going. That's awesome about all of these old rock stars. You know, you see like Tony, I'll meet Geezer and Butler, you know, and you see all these musicians who are extremely old, but they still keep going. Because music is what drives they still keep going because music is what drives them to keep going. You can just see you could literally say fuck the fans it's all about the music but really it's both you know that's what it feels like your fans and your drive to make more music. Age is only a state of mind, you two. As the Osbourn 74 and still kicking. I don't want to hear any excuses from anyone, because we've all got problems. I tried chugging that and it's just like, I'm going to down to a lot here. Peace in recycling. I pretty much ignored chat when I'm streaming. It's nothing-18, almost midnight. Mmm. What's the fucking weekend? Mmm. What's the fucking weekend? And… Okay, I'm fucking with you because you don't have a Oh, you too. It was time for us. Milk breaks. This hour, two-hour stream's been going. Yeah, I'm working on these abs. We're gonna, on that six pack, I'll tell you what. It's a workout joke, you schmucks. Now if you don't want to shine out at the end of the video be sure to donate the cash after pay pound I'll give you as a shout-out. We're doing Patreon videos tomorrow or a video with me eating some of the death nut peanuts. Those peanuts are mean spicy, I'm not looking forward to it. But nonetheless… So those of you who are subscribed to patron are going to see it. It's a lot of sake is like that much left. Right there. It's not too bad. 30 minutes until minute I have about 30 minutes left of partying. It's the weekend. I'm incredibly shit-faced. We've got about 30 minutes left of partying before it's officially over. Yes. It's the weekend. And it's almost midnight, which means December 4th will be upon us. Which means Ozy Oz month's birthday will be no more. Until next year. 4 p.m. where I'm at. So I'm definitely not going to sleep until after midnight. Now I can enjoy my buzz for as long as humanly bloody possible. Because it's honestly fucking Osborne's birthday. I spent the whole day getting drunk stones smoking cigarettes napping and eating food Oh my god, I'm such a bastard Cobra fan. I'm such a bastard. I got a major debt situation, me, I'm not complaining. I got a major debt situation resolved super quickly. Now it just shows like a weight spin lifted off my shoulders. Christmas will be a lot easier to make a weight spin lifted off my shoulders. Christmas will be a lot easier to make happen. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Fucanadee YouTube. I'll leave the yard, but it's almost midnight, and I've been drinking all day. It's smoking pot, drinking alcohol all day. Because it's Ozzy Fuchen Osmond's birthday. So I'm hellishly stoned and drunk at the moment. So, at Ozzy Day doesn't officially end for your boy until 45 minutes from now. But it's like, okay, another one for the books folks. Got this NxtF like, Smuck Me, you asshole. Smook me, you asshole. Snerp me, you asshole. The singer I was talking to me YouTube. You believe this shit. Your whole shit! Snoke me your asshole! What are you going to do about it, I'm gonna take you outside and smoke you. Then what the fuck are you gonna say about it? Nothing. The person that goes, and I'm melting. So he, you, whatever you laugh on your ass off of that shit right now, something going to be like, uh, super cringe. Cobra, you bastard, why? You know, I put this in the fridge and then the sake and the freezer kind of thing will click. Well, that's way the look and the BIA I'll say nice and cold I suspect. Hmm. We'll go outside for a cigarette here in a second. One of the alcohol catch up. Oh, fucking hell. I'm feeling givily and sleepy. she feels giddly and sleepy. Well sometimes, if you're a fun drunk, if you're a boring, angry, not very fun drunk, then I don't know what to tell you. I happen to be one of the smart ass boring, fucking sleepy, laugh at every stupid thing, drunk. That's how I get when I drink. I laugh at dumb shit. Excuse me. I'm feeling quite sleepy and gingly from the adult juice. The feel-good juice, liquid sunshine, alcohol as they call it. Yeah, I got liquid sunshine and my liver the future is coming on. a nasty association with alcohol as you get this feeling or it's like all people just drink because they're depressed and maybe because they drink because they want to and then they get laid by an alcoholic by everyone else is drinking because they have a hard life too and that's just how it goes. Oh, shit, fuck. I spent all day getting stolen and wasted. I feel really good right now. It's Ozzy Osbourne's birthday. I pretty much ignored Troll dumb shit. I guess Ozzy Osbourne's 74th birthday. let's get stoned, let's get drunk, let's enjoy ourselves. Oh my, I'm not going to let you ruin that for me man. Oh, well, and you go out all day, you tend to get a little tired. No offense to Osseon's performance. Literally. 1135 in the afternoon, probably in England's time, but here in the states in Good Old Castle, Wyoming, it's 1136 p.m., which means it's almost midnight my time. So I've been at the shenanigans all fucking day. We don't like pretty much fuck all and so I've been at the shenanigans all fucking day. You know, I pretty much fuck all and just celebrate Ozzy. That's pretty much how the whole day is gone. And it was intoxicatingly beautiful. I didn't have to have a shit ton of booze or a shit ton of weed to make it happen. You know, I feel good off what I could get. I don't know, my trolls could do is call me a poser because apparently Cobra is not celebrating Ozzy's birthday and I'm like, kiss my ass. What the fuck is this? Where are my favorite Ozzy T-shirt getting stoned and drunk all day? And what the fuck do you call that? You know, it's stupid. To say how was Ozzy Osbourn's prodigy would be a stretch, but to say that Ozzy influenced my musical career. But because of him I now have a record deal with Alex Ford, yeah, that's not a stretch. That's the truth. Good musicians inspire good musicians, you know. People like Cobra what's the next food review? Oh my god gawchy man. We slide over to a restaurant that I can order through Dordash. And see what they got popping on the menu. That chicken sandwich I did from Wendy's earlier was so fucking delicious. Okay. Cool, it's food hacks are getting legendary YouTube. Like the super loaded nacho fries from Taco Bell and I did because that went beyond seven layers dude that was straight super layers so good The people are like, okay, what about the chicken or, and there's still another food I don't know, I have not yet tried. There's Burger King's chicken mozzarella melt. But going off similar vibes with the windies, mozzarella cheese, chicken sandwich, kind of thing. And I see what they're going with it. And it's my job to review as much of these contents as I can. Give him my opinion on it. Like, is Cobra like it or is he saying, nah, B be that's whack I wanted to try the chicken mozzarella cheese you know sandwich from Wendy's I tried it tonight and I custom made the fuck out of it. Oh. mozzarella cheese, chicken sandwich, honey mustard I don't remember outside of that but I remember the most of it's the order was phenomenal like you saw the look on my face when I'm eating it I'm just like oh when a restaurant actually gives you what you fucking order and it tastes amazing you're just like yours. I pretty much ate all of those bacon nator fries as soon as the camera stopped. I was just like, oh you good, get back over here. You know, I do appreciate y'all tuning in. Just to be honest, I got a really wicked fucking good buzz going right now. If I stop drinking and smoking marijuana and everything for a hot minute, it just chilled. I'd have a good buzz going past midnight so I go outside I'm about the cigarette just something enjoy my night you know and the fails donated money towards more alcohol, more food, I appreciate it. If you don't, that's cool too man, you know. Appreciate you. Chil tune in to watch my video. Yeah, it's about that time anyway, he's gonna wrap up this time anyway, he's gonna wrap up this here, Vagea. You too, I feel fucking shit-faced. I feel good about it. We'll just sit on this bellawite real quick. Punkrock says that's what's uh, shan't. Sean did you have his friend though? But it's like I've spent the whole day celebrating Ozzy Osbourne's birthday, getting drunk, getting stoned, smoking cigarettes, and just being my obnoxious artistic self. Because for a minute, they're like, is Cobra legitimately having a conversation with himself with his ventriloquist dummy. We need an intervention of blubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblig kind of hell, but it's like no, Coburs is still enough camera. Coburs still relatively sane, even though the world we live in, it's fucking mentally insane. Uh, it's all just part of his wicked sense of hearing all. you you Arch comes in many different forms I say. Yes. When I say, damn it. What I say goes. Yes. What I say, goes. I'm feeling really fucking obnoxious at the particular moment. You know, like, you get to the point when you're drunk and just feel like nothing matters and everything is just silly. drunk and just feel like nothing matters and everything is just silly. That's kind of how I feel at the moment. At the same time I'm aware of the reality I'm in. Right now I can see myself recording a god damn YouTube video. You know, it's the weekend. People are making noise and I'm cool with it because I'm like, hey, now what's the weekend? What am I gonna say? Now I'm not gonna say shit. I'm the one guy that does not complain on his neighbors or anything. I pretty much keep to myself, keep the rent paid and keep the drama down. I'm the one guy that does not complain on his neighbors or anything. I pretty much keep to myself, keep the rent paid, and keep the drama down. That's how you do it. You talk all the shit you want, but that's how you do it. In any situation, apartment-wise. Yeah. Oh, fucking hell. I went to yawn like that, with this beer is making me sleepy. I'm starting to knock in my chair, and I'm like, hey man, go out smoke a cigarette, gets a fresh air, fucking, come back. And this rocking video, dude. So it's almost no longer Ozzy's birthday, so like, legitimately, I've, on a Saturday at December 3rd. So it's almost no longer Ozzy's birthday, so like, legitimatelyly, I've spent the entire day regardless of any anything Partying my ass off because it's the fucking weekend and because it's an Ozzy fucking Osbourne's birthday you wankers You know, if I can't afford to go to Oz Fest, I'll create my own Oz Fest. I'll create my own Oz Fest. Just hang out and do it with my friends, you know. Just hang out and do it with my dummy. That's original. 1150 Casper time time 10 more minutes and it'll be midnight holly shit YouTube Mm I'm feeling just capital. I went to a water park a couple days ago, so relaxing. That was real, and for that I do apologize. I guess I have a random case with Aspergers for the farts. And then what I'm serious. fart, farting inside the farting. And the bottom is serious. farting inside the water park I went to was awesome. The pizza restaurant I went to, awesome. I didn't review that pizza restaurant. People were looking at that pizza and going, I must know where Cobras is eating. If you find that work Cobras eating at before he even says anything, y'all are way to invested into his watch. Oh. Oh. Yeah. You get to… 1126 am Fucking these sick goes. Let's go on for a smoke. you you Thanks a wash and I can't you later.