Original Video: got the wands out

What is up? Fellow Youtbers. So, keep an eye out for that. Well, I had a rather interesting experience downtown. Let me just grab the last cigarette out of my pack and… Boom. I was going to play guitar for a bit but that don't have to wait till tomorrow at a more appropriate time I guess. It is getting closer to 9, 10 o'clock, you know. It's like almost 830, so yeah, you know. But that's all right. Yeah, so like, I went to the post office and I got my wands in the mail and walking downtown, I seen this blonde and this dude and the blonde was pushing a baby stroller so I had the lit cigarette in my hand I went like that it was like freaking down to like here and so I went like that to kind of block the smoke from going anywhere near them and whatever mind of my own business and then lo and behold the dude said something and then the chick was like I wished I wouldn't have rejected Josh in high school and I'm like ha ha that's funny that is funny nah dude that's cool I guess, you know. No grudges on my half at least. I'm like, what made her change her mind, I wonder? Maybe she secretly had a crush on me and was too scared to admit it. Or maybe she found out on my YouTube celebrity and I'm actually a really sweet guy. Hmm. It could be a combination of all three things. I don't know. By the way Shaper was kind of like, hey hey! I was laughing about that shit the whole way home like that is funny oops did I do that? Boom Shaka-laka-by-ach. I love conjuring thunderstorms. Oops. No, but um… I'm not gonna lie, I got a kick out of that earlier, because I was like, walking by this couple, had no idea who the fuck they were, just look a regular couple in Casper, you know? And I had my cigarette in my hand. I literally went like, like, I took the cigarette and went like, went like that to hide the smoke, you know, to like hide the smoke, you know, and I had my cigarette in my hand. I literally went like, like I took the cigarette and went like, went like that to like hide the smoke, you know, as I was walking by. And then I shit you not. The dude said that's, he mentioned a name and I recognized the name and in the chick she's like, oh I wish I wouldn't have rejected Josh in high school and I was like, I got a kick out of that. That's funny. I don't want you to, that was kind of bad ass. I was just like, hey, what's up? I mean, her boyfriend's a race car driver, which that's kind of cool, I guess, but, you know, doesn't compete with being an internet rock star. Ohhhuh, that was pretty close to the apartment. Hold up, my modem's right here, I gotta shut this window. I thought that shit was kind of cool. I was like, hey wait up, what? But, um, that's cool, because, you know, that really is her loss. You know, I don't hold any grudges over the way she treated me in high school, because, you know, life is too short for that shit. I might have bished about it a couple times with a couple different videos, but that was the extent of it, dude. Boom Shock a lockup. I mean you can't tell me that's not bad ass. The very second I get my wands mailed off and put in the mail a thunderstorm appears. Coincidence? I think not. not. I get my wands in the mail, all the customers who bought all 13 of those wands, I got them in the mail, and the very second I get them mailed off, the thunderstorm happens. I love my dark hours, YouTube. I'm like, why all of a sudden does she think like that? You know, like, oh hey, I wish I wouldn't have rejected Josh in high school. Could be a combination of three things. One, she realized that she secretly had a crush. I mean, was too scared to admit it. Two, she realized I'm actually a really sweet guy. And three, she's like, oh hey, look, he's now a YouTube celebrity. Holy shit. I love my dark powers. I love my dark powers. Between finding out that my goth crush, my goth of age crush, this girl here in town that I'm obsessed with, totally likes me back, then come to find out that my high school crush feels bad about rejecting me. And I'm like, ah! high school crush feels bad about rejecting me and I'm like, ah! I kind of made my day a little bit, I'm not going to lie. Oh, I got my wand with me, let's play with it. Yeah. I love playing with thunderstorms. Damn, bro. Boom, shock up, lock. Well I guess if I can't do by chicks in high school, don't worry about it, because one day they may look back and, you know, they might say like, like, like, like, oh, I wish I wouldn't have rejected him, you know. You know, they might say, like, like, shit like that, you know, like, oh, hey, I wish I wouldn't have rejected him, you know. And on top of that, YouTube, on top of that, you know, you'll find yourself a girl, it just takes time. You know what I'm saying? You'll find yourself a girl, it just takes time. You know what I'm saying? I mean if I couldn't have my high school crush, I certainly hoped that she would find somebody who would treat her right and make her feel like a goddess, you know? No, dude, no hard feelings over the way. Chicks rejected me in the past. That's honestly their loss. Boom. I love car during thunderstorms. But yeah, you know, that just kind of made my day, dude. I was like, yeah, that's what's up. Got the wands in the mail. My high school crush feels bad about rejecting me, and she shouldn't, you know. I wasn't what you would call socially acceptable back then so she shouldn't feel bad about it you know I felt bad about crushing on her to be honest I did was at the time she was way the fuck out of my league but you can't blame a cracker for trying you know I say at the time because now I'm out of her league You could literally go from being rejected by every chick you go to high school with to becoming a YouTube celebrity that has a bunch of fan girls that watch your videos religiously. You know, it's funny how life works like that. Yeah, you don't even know the half of it, YouTube. So it was like, yeah. So it was like, yeah, buddy, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder! Oh. So it was like, yeah, buddy, thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder lightning in the thunder lightning the thunder the thunder lightning in the thunder Now that I found out that my goth crush likes me back, it's only a matter of time, YouTube. Next time I see her, all I gotta do is ask her out for some drinks. Like, hey, you want to go to the bar with me and have a couple beers, whatever, you know? You don't drink beer? Cool, what do you drink? Man, I'll buy. Straight up. Boom! Thunder, lightning, thunder and lightning. Anyways, Casper, enjoy that thunderstorm, you're welcome. We kind of need the moisture. I mean, it's a little dry. But, uh, yeah, dude, if you get rejected by chicks when you go to high school and shit, don't worry about it. You know, you have your whole life ahead of you. I know right now when you're in high school and everyone puts all this pressure on people to have sex and relationships and stupid shit like that. Okay, don't let that shit get to you, you know, because you got your whole life ahead of you. You do, you know? I mean, even, even back in the day, dude, like, I had chicks hitting on me and shit, but it wouldn't go past that. Yeah. You know, like I had chicks that flirt with me and shit because I was too stupid to see it but yeah, there you go. But, um… Yeah, people change when they leave high school. Either they stay the same where they change and that's just how it is. So… But yeah, I'll take a quick shower before I go to the bar and, um, I don't walk there because I don't feel like dragging the bike out. Especially if there's a thunderstorm. Anyways tubes thank y'all for watching the video You know, I conjured a thunderstorm. I mailed my wands off two day and the very same day that my wands get mailed off, the thunderstorm happens. Coincidence? I think not. You know, they had a bolts of thunder that was like really close to the apartment. Maybe jump just a little bit. I'm not going to lie. I was like, whoa, hey. I was sitting there going nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hmm. You know, and… Mmm-mm. Nmm. You know, and… That's just it. Like, if my high school crush feels bad about rejecting me, don't. You know? You have someone right now. I'll have someone eventually, too. So, that's how life works out sometimes, you know? There's no sense in feeling bad about it. You know. People with autism can be difficult to deal with sometimes. That's the fucking truth YouTube. I could get late if I wanted to, but I don't believe. I don't believe in one night stands. I don't. You know, I'm gonna have sex with a girl. She better be of age. She better be clean. And she better be my girlfriend. Believe that. You know? I mean, okay granted yes, if you haven't had Pussy in like five years and… And… Some girl offers to fuck you for the night, that's kind of different, you know what I'm saying?… That's different, like, if you haven't had Pussy in like five years, like… girl offers to fuck you for the night that's kind of different you know what I'm saying? that's different like if you haven't a pussy in like five ten years whatever you know and you're sitting there at the bar having a drink and some hot shit comes walking your way and says hey you I take you home for the evening you know that's different that's not a one night stand, that's a pity fuck. That's what that is. And the concept of pity fuck, okay, I hate that. Petty sex. Oh, fuck you because I feel sorry for you. What the fuck is that? Get out of here with that. The whole concept of petty sex. Oh, I feel sorry for you, so I'll give you a lay. Fuck out of here with that. YouTube? Fuck out of here with that bulched. Yeah? I reckon when I take a shower, all that black spray is going to come out but that's all right. I'm not going to be in there for too long though. Just long enough to shower up and use the garlic shampoo on my hair. Put leave it in there for like five minutes and then wash it out and then throw on some bond soap, put on some different clothes and I'm out the door. But yeah, like I said, if my ex-high school crush feels bad about rejecting me, don't feel bad, you know, you have someone, you know. I haven't had a girlfriend in two years, it sucks, but it could be worse, I'm not complaining. You know? I'll find me a girl one of these days. I know it. I got a feeling in the pit of my stomach. You know? This goth chick that I'm obsessed with here in town digs me. You don't even know the half of it. I can't even walk around town without people saying, gothic King Cobra, your crush wants you. You know? And I'm walking around town and people are saying, goth the king Cobra, your crush wants you. I'm just like, yes. Two long years, actually it's been longer than that, if you really think about it, like on the grand or scheme of things. Getting rejected by women since fourth grade, always a sheer stroke of luck that I managed to find a girl to be with, you know, every girl I like would tell me, no, I'd have to wait for that shit to come to me. And I'm not that bad of a guy, you know, I have my imperfections just like the rest of us, but, you know, I get told, Josh, you're such a handsome young man. Yeah, you feel really handsome when every chick turns you down, you know, that, if you know you're attractive and you're dressing in a way to attract the opposite sex and the opposite sex notices you, how the fuck you're going to get mad? You know, like that's what I don't get. But that's… Yeah………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. I mean, I'd be like me walking around with a muscle t-shirt flexing off my arms. Boom, thunder baby. No, no. No, seriously, if I went around wearing a And if I said quit staring at my biceps, they'd be like, Okay, if you don't want people staring at your biceps, Why the fuck are you wearing a muscle t-shirts? That says ripped on the front of it. Like you just, you know what I'm saying? like, come on dude Anyways Casper enjoy the rest of that thunderstorm. I want to end the video Keep an eye out for them wands. I mailed them off and I'll catch you cool go up as later if you like the thunderstorm conjuring the rants the rave whatever you want to call it Subscribe for more. King Cobra JFS channel is at 9,373 subscribers. And growing. So I do appreciate Ali, tuning in to watch this year video. Yeah, I'll catch you cool cobras later.