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Making stuffed crust pizza

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What is up you too? But your boy King Cobra back at you with another video. Pizza crust. Pre-cooked bacon. Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. All right. Let's make some magic happen. Got our pizza crust. Ah! got our pizza crust. And I'm skating that wouldn't work. All right. So let's open this bad mama jamba up and take our pre-made pizza dough and take our pre-made pizza dough… There we go. All right now that we got it out we're going to take it and we're going to unroll it just like that and you know it's a nice little square I'm going to take a and um… even though it's a nice little square I'm going to take and a circle with it is the key word. I mean you don't have to make it into a circle but that's what I'm doing. All right. Okay now. Now, we got it in a, uh, somewhat of a circle shape, I guess. It's not perfect, but I reckon it'll taste fine just the same. We're gonna need our cheese, man. Wait, isn't it a little early for the cheese? Fuck no, we're making stuffed crust pizza, motherfucker? Take a mozzarella craft natural cheese. And I want to sprinkle some around the outside of the crust. I love doing homemade pizzas like this. This is quite fun. Just sit here and make a work of art, come to life. People are like, how do you make stuff-crest pizza? Well, I'm going to show you how to do it. King Cobra are going to show you the secret. He's making delicious stuff-crest pizza., well, I'll show you how to show you how to do it. King Cobra are going to show you the secret. To make him delicious stuffed pizza. Okay, maybe a bunch more right there. All right. What you're going to do is all it picked up. There we go. and what you want to do is you take your pizza crust and you fold it around the outside just like that okay and then we're going to take this pizza crust and what you want to do is you take your pizza crust and you fold it and you want to do is you take your pizza crust and you fold it on top of your cheese. I'm literally taking it, stretching it, and rolling it at the same time. I'd say about 80 to 90% of this crust to make this happen But that's all right. This will make a nice little personal pizza. Sound of a whore. There's a hole in the bottom of this shit You know, try to take the crust and stretch it out in the middle so that we don't have any holes. All right. Oh, right. Oh, now, get over there. The bottom is going to be a little bit thin, but that's all I will make it work. All right. Just a lack of that. Now we need some seasoning. Get a little bit of Tony's. Just like that. Now we got our sauce right there, let's add the cheese. Big enough to make a personal pizza I guess. When you do this. I just don't like it that. All right, so now I want to add all other stuff to it. All right, so now I want to add all toppings to it. Let's add some meat toppings to it. Some pepperonies. A couple like seven pepperones will cover this pizza nicely. Some of that ham. Some of that ham. Some of that ham. And then you all see me make bacon for my bird… And then you all see me. Some of that ham. And then y'all see me make bacon for my burger so many times that I don't think we need to see me how I made that bacon. I pretty much did it like I did on the… On my last burger recipe where I posted the portgrines burger, that's pretty much how I cooked that bacon, same seasoning and everything, a little bit of Tony's, cook it up. I want to put it on top of that. We've got four beautiful slices of pre-cooked bacon, right on top just like that. I'll take it in half right there there we go now we can cover the entire pizza in it beautiful and down green giant sliced mushrooms you know like green giant sliced mushrooms you know like mushrooms and don't put it on your pizza. It's just that freaking simple. A couple of those mushrooms over here. Just like that. Put like one more right there. Beautiful. All right you two let's take a look at our pieces so far let's see what it looks like oh no it that pretty doesn't that look good we're not done yet folks no we're not Just right in there. Take a nice little sprinkle of… Fucking Asperger's talking shit again. Excuse me, I farted. Go ahead and… This will give our, uh, pizza, a nice little crunch. Man. Now we need to add one more thing to this pizza. Look at that. Look how that looks all stacked up. That looks pretty good, doesn't it? Yeah. What could we add to this pizza to make it really just boom? More cheese! Just take a sprinkle on Facebook Live right now. I'm also on Facebook Live right now doing a little behind-the-scenes cooking video. All right. Okay, like a pinch right do, that's all right. Pick it back up, put it on the pizza. It's a patented squish method. There we go. It's not really patented, I was just joking, but no seriously, you take your hand after you put all this cheese on here, give it a little squish, flatten it out a bit. Oh, that looks good. That looks soo-fucking good, YouTube, you have no idea. I'm going to flatten it out just a little bit more here. There we go. That way it's a little nice consistency to it. It looks a bit rounder than it was. All right, there's the final product before it goes in the oven. I get my oven set to 420 degrees. Get down the preheat. Boom, just like that. One second, I gotta show Facebook what it looks like before I throw out in the oven. Before we bake it, look at that. Set the timer for……… Set the timer for 34 minutes. Stick the pizza in the oven. All right, so I want to plug my phone in while I'm filming this here video for YouTube that way The phone don't die on me Scooch a couple things back. There we go, perfect. Making a pizza for YouTube if you're just turning in. Oops! As I knocked the camera off, my apologies. There we go. But yeah, if you're just tuning into Facebook Live, you're behind the scenes of a cooking video for YouTube, making a stuff-crust pizza. Crack open and ice cold Mountain Dew live wire and wait patiently. Mmm, taste like orange soda. I suppose while I wait for the pizza to cook. I suppose I wait for that rocking pizza to cook, why not play some rock and guitar for YouTube? Like, oh damn! You getting a cooking video with guitar playing? Oh yeah! Now we're talking. Now we're talking. If you like the cooking videos and the guitars, subscribe for more. Awesome content. Brought you in part by Gothic King Cobra. Also known as King Cobra JFS. this. I'm the the the I call All right, I'll call. What's that call? Come over, I'm off work. Yeah, that's cool, we can come over if you want to. All right, I'll be there a few. All right, later's. Later's. I'm I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. They live in our hearts. Lejahs never die. Here they're brown on high. the the the I'm YouTube if you're gonna play with an awesome guitar show that logo B.C. Rich baby all the way this here is a B.C. Rich baby all the way. This here is a B.C. Rich warlock revenge series guitar and I customized it with four stickers three on the front and of course the spitfire sticker on the back And then I added two different shades of dark green to make it and this thing is fucking sick. the the I'm a- I mean, I'm a- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wow, I fucked up on the National Anthem. I hate when I do that. Spend months learning how to play it just to fuck up on it live on Facebook and on a fucking YouTube video. Er! Wow, that was horrible. Try it again. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. There we go, that's how you play the Star Spangled Banner. There we go, that's how you play the Star Spangled Banner. the There we go a little bit of guitar playing to go with your that's probably unexpected people are That's probably unexpected people are like whoa we get guitar playing with a cooking video. Fuck yeah! All right, let me take the phone off the charger real quick. All right, see how much time we got left on that pizza. 21 minutes to go. How's it looking so far? Oh yeah, 21 minutes to go till we got dankness. Oh yeah, 21 minutes to go till we got dankness. It's like dessert for your lungs. guitar. That was pretty good shit. I don't know that have to fucking learn. I'm pretty good at shredding for the most part, but learning a song that's, you know, not my strongest point on guitar. Um, but if I learned it, I'm sure I could play it. I was answering some of the questions here in chat. Yeah. I mean learning songs is not my strongest point but it can be done you know Someone called a fire department. Those licks were on fire. Now when I walk up to a chicken I'm like, hey, hey, you like guitar players, I'd rock your world. Yeah. I don't know if I like I'm pretty fast at shredding but I wouldn't say I'm the fastest. I don't know for sure there might be someone out there who can shred faster than me and it doesn't matter as long as we're keeping the arts of guitar alive. Like I don't give a fuck if you're better than me or worse than me at guitar. I really don't. As long as you're playing it, you know, keeping the art of music alive. The power of rock and roll! I don't remember how to play that exactly and that was off one of my older albums. Unfortunately I don't remember how to play it. But in Feddamine by Cradle of Filth, I might be able to play that if I remember how to play the main riff. Let's see. We got some time to kill while we're waiting for that pizza to get done anyway. Let's see. If I'm not mistaken I do believe Cradle of Phil's song and Fettamine is in drop C. the That way. the Yeah. I mean, don't quote me on that exactly, but I think that's been fit I mean, Felf, which is one of my favorite songs that they do. So, yeah. Oh, oh, look at that. I can treat like Danny Filt. How about that? But I love drop C-tuing. This is fun to… the Got a nice little snipe for later. Go and put that out. Because I'm satisfied on my nicotine for the moment. What would the National Anthem sound like in this tuning? What would the National Anthem sound like in this tuning? the I mean, I'm messed up on it right at the end, right at the fucking end. God I hate that. Deep breath. What up? All right. be there in a second. Oh, I hate messing up on this song one more time I hate messing up on this song one more time. the There we go, that's how it sounds. Sounds cool. How far is that pizza? Let's see. Take the camera in with us real quick. Wow! 10 minutes to go? How's it looking? Hell yeah! Anyways Facebook, I'll catch at you later, and hopefully you'll be seeing a cooking video here shortly. So, thanks for watching, and I'll catch you all later, Facebook. All right. So, there is that. One second, YouTube. Thank you. That sucks. Yeah. Alex, what's up? How's it going? Just got off my second day of work man. Nice, nice. Let me ask you, YouTube, have you ever held down a hundred and eighty pound bowl of massive while it's getting stitches in his face? Trust me, it's not fun. Come and take a look at this pizza that I got in the oven. It's got eight minutes to go. Oh, dude, fucking hell yeah, bro. Stuff crust, pizza, baby. He's baking pizza like Hitler makes juice. Oh. I had to go there. Yeah. All right, so as soon as that piece is done, I'm gonna cut it, let it cool off, and try a piece. Yeah. I see him, I see in this, yeah I out running, walking around, I figure he's going your way. So I was headed over here to see what she was up to, and I'll figure I stop, pick him up. So, right, well if y'all want a soy then grab one, they're in the, they're in the fridge. You got any more drink that, bro? I'm out of alcohol at the moment. I didn't get nothing. I was a bad person. Yeah, that sucks. Ah, it's okay. I don't have to drink to be Irish. It's just more fun. uh, menthaws, a new one. I try one, not new, they've been out for a while. Never had one. You never had a marble smooth? No. What? I've had the marble. Yeah, me neither. In the midnight, uh, mental. I've heard that they're pretty good, though. Dude. If you've not experienced a marble smooth, then you only try one.. I'm doing a good kind of stuff. You need to experience the taste of quality American tobacco. Oh, that's okay. Oh, thank you. I'll wait in my mind. I'll wait until you're done. Yeah, yeah. I don't think I've had life life since I actually came in my leg. Oh shit. Yeah, it was in my pocket when I fell down my buddy stairs and I had nothing the fucking hospital. Right. And I had my second day at my new job today. Last Wednesday man. If I can walk up in the hospital, it was like what the fuck am I doing here? Like you fell down your buddyhirt, something, fucking blood. What, anyways, what, it's good, you too. How's that tasting? Smoothed. Buckin' hell, yeah, dude. I like how it's not like most menthols, and it just goes into your bones. Right, we're up and shit, and buckin'. Oh yeah, there's reason why it's called a Marvel smooth., did you hit it, and it's like, like, smooth. There's so many other types out there like like cigars or what I say it's smooth but then you inhale it you're like fuck. Why do you think they call it Marlboro Smooth? You take a drag off of it and it's smooth. It's like dessert for your lungs. Right. Yeah. Well I don't mind smoking menthog because I don't plan on going into space anytime soon. Well, be it be like Neil Fark Strong? Hmm! That's a funny shirt Alice has on. Red white barbecue. Let's get grilling. Yeah. Check out my… Nice. My only green shirt… I mean, here's the thing, YouTube. What's good, when that pizza comes out, we're going to get a second opinion on just how good it is. I'll get a second opinion on just how good it is. I'll get a second opinion on this bitch. On a beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot pizza? Yeah, I surprised my boss is today, uh, they asked me to go and get a bottle of, uh, uh, uh, uh, ketamine. Yeah. What the fuck is that? Horse drank pleasure. Oh shit… shit. I went and got it and I was like, okay. They're like, okay, well you know how to use a needle? I'm like, yeah? They're like, okay, well get it's a C.C. Well got him a C. I'm just gonna go, I got a stick, that huge motherfucker, with this tiny little needle. For that bucking, right? Yep. Well, I wiped him. Okay. What are I going to stick him? You got sticking right in the rear end. All right, that's not hard. Better watch out so you don't get kicked. Right. Right. I flipped it.. And I wiped him.. comfortable getting petted and I went, like, a little bit of surprise. I probably kicked after that, huh? Oh, he kicked but he didn't hit me and he turned out, I looked at me like, why'd you do that for? Right? I didn't do my job, man. I should you know less than seven seconds later, Oh damn dude. Yeah man. But no, your kitty means a horse drink laser, but also commonly known as the big rig drug. Oh yeah, okay, I know what you mean now, okay. I watched Forensic Files, people. Yep. Video is almost all look at that. We got three minutes left. Actually, you know what? With three minutes left, that pizza looks good. It's nice and… It's nice and golden brown. You're welcome. Yeah, you know what? Three minutes, that looks good enough to eat. It's nice and golden brown so we'll go ahead and turn that off okay so now let's make some room over here move all our delicious chips out of the way. Perfect spot right there. All right, set the camera down. We'll grab my oven mitz and we'll pull this bat boy out of the oven. Oh music is that shit look good? I want to cut two slices, I want to cut this into four slices and give two to my house guests here and see what they think about this delicious pizza. All right, hey man, hey, I got a nice, I'm going to trust you pizza cutter, it's a little, it's just not far off our right there right now. We need to be here in the, I think, in the, I think, and I have a little luck with this. There we go. Pre- cooking that bacon was a good call YouTube Because now that bacon's cooked all the way I'll listen to that sexy sizzle I'll have a piece of this later for sure but I'm not really that hungry right now I was wanting to make something so that when I got hungry I could eat later but that making delicious homemade pizza there's really no sense in denying my guests to the opportunity to feast like a king. I'm not trying toot my own god damn horn or nothing but… I'm not case I'll give you this smaller piece if you're not that hungry but… Yeah buddy. You can literally hear this thing sizzling on the piece of stone. This is just beyond sexy. Mm. All right, so now I want to cut this other piece in half. This will be my two pieces for later. Mmm. Oh, fuck! I don't know why touching the pizza stone if I can, because that's fucking hot. Fresh out of the oven goodness. There we go, we got all four slices cut up. Skoop the toppings on here just like that. Look at that, that pizza turned out beautiful. There's that stuffed crust on the inside. Oh, oh, Nelly! plates, skip up two slices. I don't really wonder that bad. Can I? Do you know? Yeah, that's right. I have. I don't know. But… I really wanted to have that. I don't need to go on to the first five seconds of cash. I got back to his house when I went to go fucking the day I got on a drop. I got to my head. Yeah. You had to do it all right. You got to go on the internet. All right. I'm like, great. All right. Just a piece for you. All right. All right. It's a piece for you. Ah! And then a piece for the other Alex. Red on, bro, thanks. Not a problem. Let's get close up with that. Sexiness. Mm-mm-mm. You can see the stuck crust right there, too. Oh yeah. Oh, homemade goodness. Book and hell yeah. Yeah. Keep telling you she'd open no restaurant. Mmm. Dude, I ain't had bacon this fucking good in the grip, right to fuck on, Josh. I pre-cooked the bacon before putting it on the pizza, so it would be all raw and disgusting when I baked it. Yeah. All right, I normally don't like mushrooms. Hell yeah, man. I like them when they come out of camp. Right. Because if they're raw, they just taste too much like a mushroom. But damn, yeah. Fresh out of the oven goodness right there, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, man. That's good shit right there. I didn't even, fucking, eat me, eat me. Some kind of fucking just barely, like, fucking hot sauce will make that shit burn. Yeah. Not even hot sauce will make it burn. Right. It's like, bugg. We did a second and third opinion, and they say it's good, so I bet you it's good. Let's try me at a slice of that later. What? Like a, like a swampadellate cool branch. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm out of swampadellic at the moment, but I do have some other hot sauce. It's, uh, mad dog, fee 57 revenge. 557 revenge by itself but it's awesome but I was just thinking you know a spicy cool you know Dip sauce would go superb with this and yeah not the class you know cool range buffalo because that's just over Over over rated people. Yeah way over rated but by itself. Yeah, this is the fat kid's dream Right because I'm skinny fat good Yeah, I'm skinny. Yeah, buddy. Oh, oh. I got a surprise lit burner. Yeah. Good thing I was smart now. Yep. your YouTube. Mmm. Mmm. I used to eat the meat had to ride a mile of griffle, I perfectly cooked. Mmm. Mmm. You can go with bacon. Tates like bacon. Yeah. Like a Texas bacon. Like a redneck baking. Like a real thick. Oh I don't know. And I put my life on the line to make it. So. Yeah. I'm just letting you know, I'm really making custom looking storm thing. Wow, snakes skin bracelets. There you go. I already got my hunting permit and everything. Nice. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, look at that baby. Look at that sexy bacon. Still steaming and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Well we got a second and third opinion and it looks like that pizza is our smashing success. Now, take a little bit of not doing it. Wash it down. Yeah. Yeah. Mm. but that's how you make delicious pizza right there. Thanks for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side. Oh! Flip. Flip side. Shh. Shh.

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