Original Video: Happy 4th of July

Happy Fourth of July YouTube, this is King Cobra JFS, back at you with another video. I'm gonna weed the people t-shirt on for the Fourth of July, because our founding fathers grew hemp on their plantations. They used it for practically everything. Paper, ropes, sales on their ships, you know, clothing. Paper rope sales on their ships, you know clothing Anyway, I'm just sitting here chilling out with some pipe tobacco and I figured I'd play the national anthem for a YouTube video on the 4th of July it seems very fitting I'm that's some good black Cavendish is like the strongest pipe tobacco flavor out there. Black Cavendish is tend to be very, very strong and very harsh. Well, it's good pipe tobacco. I'll go to work later, I close and then after that, I got tomorrow off. Now tomorrow I'll build a do some more work on my album and, you know, get my gun fixed, that sort of thing. you know, get my gun fixed, that sort of thing you I kept $300 300 plus dollars of my paycheck that should be enough to fix it where I'm going to go get it fixed I mean don't quote me on it you know and I'm sure they've got other projects I mean don't quote me on it you know and I'm sure they've got other projects they've got to work on so they may not immediately be able to get to my gun but picking my gun to what Gun Smith has been high on the list of priorities man because I love shooting my double barrel side-by- side 12 gauge stoger coach gun. Those things are a blast to shoot all puns aside. See what I did there a blast to shoot he says ha. But, um, yeah. Believe it or not, YouTube, I keep my temper under control at work. If I feel myself being angry, you know, take a minute if I have to take a deep breath I can lose my temper everywhere else. It's whatever but I try not to lose my temper at work because I feel like that's unprofessional you know and there's been times that I've gotten mad when I was at work. You know, I'm naturally a clumsy person. And, you know, I work as hard as I can to impress and end up making a clumsy ass in myself. Yeah. You know. One thing's for sure, I'm definitely building some muscle from where I'm working. Look at that YouTube. Look at it. Look at it! Look at it! Look at my arms! Yeah. If I could bench press 250 that would be sick. I'd be big enough, then nobody would be stupid enough to fuck with me. Because if you can bench press 250 pounds that'd be sick One punch of knock them other fucker out just straight boom And there's a reason why you get jacked up you get big muscles. Nobody fucks with you when you got big muscles and it attracts the ladies. What's sharp? See what I'm saying? YouTube. I digress, that's off topic. The National Anthem, as it is the 4th of July, on the 4th day of July, this country was founded. And through the four seasons every year, this country grew. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of ironic, isn't it? How the United States of America was founded on the 4th of July, it happened to be the fourth day of this month today. There's four corners of the globe, north, south, and west. There's four seasons in a year, summer, fall, winter, spring. It's just a bit coincidental how the number four appears right there like three times in three different situations. Life's a trip like that. Anyways. I've got my custom painted B.C. Witch, B.C. Witch, Warlock, Revenge, Series, Guitar. I've custom painted it myself with a couple different shades of dark and light green, and it looks sick. If you get any paint on your fretboard or on the head of your guitar, like right here when you're going to repaint it, you get like rubbing alcohol or Zippo fluid and you can clean it off. Yeah. You can't play the guitar like that, can we? No, we cannot. Hold on a second. We can't have the guitar strap blocking the guitar strap blocking the strings. That kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?. We can't have the guitar strap blocking the strings. That kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? I'm the Hm. I give you a moment to let that sink in because some people when they see how fast I can play guitar like since waking King Cobra play guitar oh I don't know since Junior Fucking High stupid about that If I could play guitar like that when I was in junior high I would have been swimming in so much gaudam posy, but you know what? That's all right. Cloud! Clow! I don't know. I'm That's not the national anthem, that's the Halloween theme song. Hmm. Well that's TNT by ACD, see that's not… I don't know the rest of that part but I do. If you can get the first couple of notes of it really it's… I'm the the People are like probably going to quit starting and play it. I'm not stalling, I'm building up to it. There was this article online that asked is guitar playing dead. I would have to distribute that. There was this article online that asked is guitar playing dead. I would have to distribute with the article in that magazine completely. There is a magazine that wrote this article asking the question, Is guitar playing dead? And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And I've seen a couple of yu topers talk about it. I was just like, not, guitar playing is not dead. what the fuck is this? I've seen a couple of YouTubers talk about it and I was just like, not guitar playing, is not dead. What the fuck you talking about? the the the the Damn, that'll call us the fingers up nicely. Yeah! But yes, anyways, happy 4th of July, YouTube, and be safe and smart with it. You know if you're gonna shoot off fireworks and all that jazz be sure you're being careful. We don't want to lose any fingers now. Yeah. Yeah, I messed up on the National Anthem. Oh my god, I fucking hate this. I spent months learning that song just to fuck up on it on a video. I hate the fact that that happens happens so even though I can shred the fuck out of this thing I still make mistakes on it you know and that's the the fucking human aspect of it man damn it I repeatedly smashed my head into the desk at a sheer frustration because I could be a beast ash shredder at it and if I can't even play the fucking national anthem what good am I as a guitar player? You know?…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… What good am I as a guitar player? You know? I don't edit any of my shit either. None of my videos get edited at all. That's where I think about making mistakes on the guitar. I'm not guitar, it makes me so mad, I just want to fucking shred. Especially when you're on YouTube, people expect you to be perfect at guitar when you're on YouTube. So, yeah. Well, the only thing I can do is try again, I suppose. and we messed up on it again. God fucking damn it, fuck the Virgin Mary, she's a smelly cut. I'm messing up on it again. Fuck! It's so frustrating when you spend months to learn the song, when you've been playing the song on YouTube for years. And you're still messing up on it. It wouldn't matter how beast of a shredder I am, if I can't even play the fucking national anthem, what good am I as a guitar player? Really? Oh, you could on by. Okay, hold on a second. Smoke a marp smooth. Look at that, Marlboro Smooth. Nothing like a marble smooth on a hot summer's day. Mmm. And here's my big liner that I'm using. Look at that. Look at it. Yeah. Hashtag fuck the nukes, am I right? Huh, it's my last video. No, but seriously… Every country in the entire god damn world should just get rid of them. They're not necessary. I mean, if you want to bomb the fuck out of somebody… their god damn world should just get rid of them. They're not necessary. I mean, if you wanna bomb the fuck out of somebody with regular bombs in a plane, you wanna fight on the ground or in boats or whatever, fine. But nuclear weapons are so bad for the environment, man. And if enough nuclear bombs hit the ground, Nuclear weapons are so bad for the environment man. Mmm. I mean it wouldn't matter that I could shred super good, fucking irrelevant. You know, because there's always going to be someone out there talking shit on your guitar playing. Fuck them. I'm I'm gonna try that shit again. I'm trying to try that shit again. The nice thing about YouTube is that, you know, if I mess up in one take, I can't be like, oh fuck, I can't, I can't change it. What am I gonna do? You know, it, it, it, no, fuck that. I'm able to sit here and do it until I get it right. And even though I've learned the song, been playing it on YouTube for a couple of years, I still mess up on it. You know, and it's frustrating. I'm All right. All right. the the There we go. Well victory shred for completing it. Kedarosseya. the the Yeah. the Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Me, me, me, ha ha ha, me, that. I'm the the the I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Yeah. I would say that's how you play guitar, but I don't want to sound like I'm braggy. the the I'm I mean, Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Oh. I mean, Not bad for behind the head, eh? the the the the the Damn, 44 minutes and 44 seconds of guitar playing. For the fourth of July, music video line. Even though there's no music to it, well, technically there is, because, well, if you count this, it's music. Is guitar playing dead? I would highly disagree. As long as there is somebody out there willing to play the instrument, then it will always be alive, so to speak. And if you want to get that good a guitar, that takes practice and dedication. Holy shit, my fingers are nice and dedication. Holy shit, Mon, my fingers are nice and callous. Damn. guitar in a minute and then I picked it up today again. But ironically you gotta give your hands time to recover. A couple days to recover every now and then from playing otherwise. You know, you'll tire your fucking hand out completely. Yeah. And yet I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, I just saw I found. Well. That one's almost on uploading. Damn. Well, this is my video for the Fourth of July. Hope you all have a lot to save on us on Fourth of July. Yeah. Until then, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Happy Fourth of July. Thank you for watching. I'll most definitely get you all later.