Original Video: Toe of Satan challnge

What is up fellow YouTubeers? So for those of you who ordered wands I'll be getting them shipped out Monday. The shipping tubes that I ship my wands in some more needed to be ordered and they haven't shown up yet so there is a two-week processing time on the order so which is good because the tubes haven't showed up yet but as soon as the shipping tubes show up then I'm going to get the wand shipped out. Uh-huh. So I have here, in my possession, the toe of Satan's Sucker Challenge. and apparently the challenge is to hold the sucker in your mouth for an astonishing five whole minutes. Now I have a timer set up on my phone to where I consider it for five minutes and you'll hear an old car horn go off when the timer stops like oh god! So I don't know. Do you want to see me do the Spicy? The Toa of Satan Sucker Challenge? Would that impress you? Because right here I have my possession. Sensurable Tums in case I get massive heartburn. I also have flour to make flour water. I don't have any milk or ice cream. So this is going to kind of suck. But, but this is the kind of stuff I do for y'all sick entertainment. So I'm going to take some hits of tobacco before I do this. I was going to take some hits of tobacco before I do this because I was going to save this until I got like 9,000 plus subs. But I'm like, nah, I'm feeling ballsy today. Let's do this challenge. So if you like the crazy challenges, I do them on occasion on my channel, but not too often. I think the last time I did a crazy-ass challenge it was the one-chip challenge, which was pretty spicy. That one-chip challenge was fucking nuts. World-spiciest chip, I did it and I conquered that bitch. so this would be interesting, let did it and I conquered that bitch. So, this will be interesting. Let's see if I can actually conquer this. This sucker is definitely not for kids, man. I'm not saying that's because I'm a grumpy-ass adult, I'm saying that because nine million scolval units. Most kids don't even eat jalapenos for that matter. And this thing is like ten zillion-petrillion-time spicier than a fucking jalapenios for jalapen is for that matter and this thing is like 10 zillion Padrilian times spicier than a fucking jalapino so yeah like I would not give this sucker to a kid unless they were like super super rotten like oh hey you want some candy here you go thanks for being so good. It's suck on it about a man and a half later they spit it out it's too spicy you're gonna be a rotten little shit again no I'll be good oh that's what I thought now this is the kind of sucker you give to a kid when they're being super rotten like so fucking rotten that spanking is not going to work you give to a kid when they're being super rotten like so fucking rotten that spanking's not gonna work all jokes aside though this is unopened I have a fan saying it's saying this a couple months ago and I'm like oh yeah I'll do it when I get 9,000 subs and I like I'll do something else when I get 9,000 subs. And I'll like, I'll do something else when I get 9,000 subs. You let the Tewex burger or some shit or like a fast food challenge, you know. But this right here, this is where I need to get the ball rolling. So you subscribe for more awesome crazy content The one chip challenge is nuts. Dude, that shit is hella fucking spicy, but this is going to be a lot more spicy. So, yeah, I'm stalling because I've watched a couple of videos of people eating these and I'm just like… They're these two buffed-ass dudes who are like four times bigger than me and they lasted like a minute in eight seconds and they were like nope I'm done they spat it out and then this one chick who just barely made it through the five minute mark dude she looked like she she wasn't so much fucking pain her eyes were watering I'm just like uh dude there's no spitting but drilling on yourself is totally allowed just like, uh, dude. There's no spitting, but drilling on yourself is totally allowed. Um, and you got to keep the sucker in your mouth for five whole minutes. You can switch sides of your mouth, but it has to stay in your mouth for a whole solid five minutes. So this is going to be nuts. So while I'm waiting for those while I'm waiting for those shipping tubes to arrive for the wand so I can ship out the next batch I'm going to do the tows Satan sucker challenge on YouTube for your sick entertainment. Can the cobra's dark powers protect him from the toe of Satan? Shit, for somebody who claims to be the Antichrist, this ought to be like a delicious little snack, right? Oh, that's great. You know and Satan gets a bad name I'm tired of that shit. So does God for that matter you know you got these fucking sick assels molesting children in the Catholic church and as a consequence God gets a bad name. You got these fucking assels sacrificing children to Satan and as a consequence they give Satan a bad name, you got these fucking assholes sacrificing children to Satan and as a consequence they give Satan a bad name. So you know it doesn't matter if you're a Muslim or a Satanist, you're pretty much a part of the people because Allah told them to ha ha uh I don't know pay my internet and make a quick trip to Walmart and after this but before I do that I don't know pay my internet and make a quick trip to Walmart after this, but before I do that, Oh, the shit I do for YouTube views. Yeah. The pigeon video was pretty cool. When I'm lucky enough I can get real close to wildlife like that and just, you know, hey, what's up, you know? close to wildlife like that and just you know hey what's up you know but as cool as that pigeon video was and after the toa-saint and challenge why not shred some mean-ass guitars He's opening the case. There it is, folks. Oh, holy shit. There it is, folks. Right there in the case of death. I'm like, I see a bunch of these fucking idiot kids eating tidepods. And I'm like, dude, if you want to do something stupid for YouTube, you want to do a challenge for YouTube you want to do a challenge for YouTube here's your fucking challenge fucking idiots eating tide ponds like oh that's the thing we're going to do now now whether I complete the challenge or not I'm still going to keep the case because admittedly that is a pretty cool looking case show that logo. The company that makes these is not a sponsor so I've never actually had these before but yeah I'm going to open it up and we're going to get into it But that's all right, because that's the fun of watching people eat these. That seems to be the contributing factor to that sort of thing. There's people going, oh dude, look at them drool, look at them drool over themselves. Oh, that's gnarly. Now when I see these kids eating tidepods I'm like are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? And then I… it's out of the wrapper. Oh! And then I see kids snorting condoms. I'm like it's not cocaine, it's not powdered tobacco snuff, so why the fuck you snorting it? Dung asses. I'm like this is what happens, say no to drugs, but this is what happens when um… you know we failed to teach our kids safe sex education. They're like condoms, what are these for? Let's snort them. Maybe that's what they're for. Oh man. Here's the soccer out of the rapper. Before we get into the challenge, let's get a close up of this world's hottest soccer. That's a really pretty shade of red. What does it smell like? Hmm. It definitely smells like the red-hot candies. Like those cinnamon red-hot candies like… It straight up smells like fireball whiskey hot candies like it straight up smells like fireball whiskey that's what it smells like so it doesn't smell spicy doesn't smell like it's gonna burn the fuck out of your mouth but then yeah these these right here are nine million scovol units so I have a timer set on my phone for five minutes and zero seconds as soon as I stick the sucker in my mouth that's when I'll stuck start the the timer and the timer will stop when you hear the a-hoo-gah sort of like an old model T or model A type horn. Okay, so as soon as we hear that model T a uga horn it'll stop the time will be right there five minutes and zero seconds. Okay, this is real life, real time. I cannot believe I'm going to actually attempt this fucking challenge. I don't even know why I'm doing it. I should have saved this challenge for when I hit 9,000 subs, but that's all right. When I hit 9,000 subs, there's still plenty of Austin challenges to conquer. But I feel like this will get the ball rolling on the subscription count, so… The phone's charged up and… I got, um… I got, um… I got toilet paper I can use to blow my nose. I got toilet paper I can use to blow my nose. This is spicier than a Carolina Reaper and… Oof. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little nervous on doing this challenge like this is… I'm not scared by much, but this is intimidating. So I'm going to do this challenge for y'all. Oh, fuck a duck. Finger, bang, enterang, a scoo, kangaroo at your local zoo. And fuck you, too. Uh, pardon my French, but this is, yeah. Oh man. This is for the views, because I know as soon as you title this, a Till of Satan Sucker Challenge. People are gonna be wanting to watch this like, yo, does he actually complete it? I want to see. Uh, Satan, my brother, protect me on this journey. Give me the strength to complete this challenge. Yes. Only got a glass of water water before I do the challenge is to be on the safe side because I know this is going to be harder than a son of a bitch. I like literally I see kids eating tide pods and I'm like that's stupid. Stupid. Oh, all right. Oh Have I had the Franks red hot candies? Yes, they're delicious. I like Fireball whiskey, so… Oh! This is nuts, YouTube. This right here is fucking nuts……… A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A already spent 17 minutes stalling on this. Oh. Ah! Well, there's nothing left to do, I guess, except do the challenge. I'm here. Oh. Oh. Oh. I had to go in for a second, didn't I? I was like, eh. Quit being a pussy and just do it. Okay, enough of your sex is crap. Holy fit. Hot. Oh, fucking hell. Who the fuck this is? Oh, ha ha, fucking bullshit. S Oh, God, I have it. Oh, three minutes. Three minutes. Three minutes. Three minutes. Oh! Oh Ugh. 3 or 4? 2 minutes. 2 god damn minutes left. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!. Oh yeah! two minutes baby. Oh yeah, what you got? Fuck the hairs, I got this. Oh, oh, God damn it, this is hot. Oh, oh, one minute. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh god damn this is hot! Ah! I almost got this. 59 seconds. 59 seconds. 44 Sorry. You're not going to spit my bad. 14 seconds. 14 seconds. Fourteen seconds. Four. Four, ooh. Oh, shit, I did it. I spit once, my bad. Ah! Fuh. Fuck! Ah! Fuck! Whoo-B! I didn't mean you spent the while doing that challenge but I still held it in my mouth for the whole five minutes. Get it! Oh! Oh. Holy shit! Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fucking shit. I'll play the guitar in a minute just… I'll play the guitar in a minute just give me a second. I'll play the guitar in a, just give me a second. Oh Oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit. I did it YouTube. I might have spit just once but I still kept the sucker in my mouth for the entire five minutes. Oh, you know we're not supposed to spit, but give me some credit here. Oh, you're… Oh, oh, Oh, you're… Oh! Oh! Oh!……!………………!………!……!…………!………!……………!……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Oh, like a mother fuck. Oh, there's some flower water that'll help. Boom. If you like the crazy challenges, the awesome guitar playing, subscribe for more. I'm Oh. Oh I'll. I came, I saw, I kicked its ass. Why the fuck is there a candy that's that spicy? That's just stupid. Oh shit. Holy fuck dude Oh man. I've never known a roll toilet paper. Oh wait. Spiggle some flour on it. Just a drop of water. I'm Oh. Oh. Oh, holy shit. Oh. I literally had to put some flour on my lips because um my lips are burning. ha ha! That's no lie YouTube. YouTube. I'm not even making this up. That is some wicked spicy candy dude. I might have spit once, but I kept it in there for the whole five minutes. Oh, there we go. Starting to cool down a bit to where I can manage it. Yoooo-wee! Ooh. And anybody who says otherwise, please I invite you to do the challenge. Let's see here, it's on the back of this box it says, the toe of Satan Challenge, from Flangethower Candy Company, comes possibly the hottest candy on the planet. Do you dare attempt to conquer this sinister lollipop? The toe of Satan has been spawned from the devastating nine million scolvil unit chili extract. Guaranteed to scorch any mortal's tongue. Can you survive the five whole minutes of intense heat? Can you stir out the toe? Can you stir out the toe of Satan? Let's see. Doesn't say anywhere on the case that you can't spit while doing a challenge. Warning, this product is extremely spicy and has potential to cause skin and or mouth irritation. The toe of Satan is intended for use by adults only and should be kept out of reach of children and pets. This product contains high amounts of pure chili extract and is to be handled with extreme caution. Consume at your own risk. Just has the nutrition facts, the ingredients, barcode. Yeah, so nowhere does it say that you can't spit. It just says you have to keep the sucker in your mouth for five whole minutes. And that I did. So there you go, YouTube. Got the King Cobra slam in the toe of Satan challenge. Put in the flower on my lips definitely helped. Um, I took four tombs. We checked my ass from that nasty ass heartburn. Ladies at Chick-a-chick-chick German, Gothic King Cobra does the To-of-Seaten Challenge. It was in my mouth for a whole five minutes. I timed it on my phone man. Oh, that flower definitely helped. Holy shit. I got some gold metal, self-raising flour. Doesn't matter what flour you use, flour in general is good for cooling off. The spicy heats, because right now all that flour dried to my lips, and my lips don't feel nearly as tingly as they were. I'll put the flour up real quick YouTube and they will get into the guitar shredding. So according to the directions on the back of the box I pretty much conquered that challenge I don't hear what anyone says Who? To quote Jim Kerry from the mask. That's a spicy meatball! See meat ball Holy shit dude that sucker was nuts Yeah, I was only joking when I said Give that to a kid if they're real bad. I wouldn't do that to a kid, that's just mean. Don't take it seriously now, come on. Yeah, no, this challenge is not for kids, man. Like, I'm a grown-ass adult and that had me going, Fuh, that's hot. Oh. Oh. Oh flower in my beard and my mustache. But, um, yeah, there's old Gothic King Cove, we're doing the Toa of Satan Challenge. I stalled for a good minute. And I could see why I stalled because because I stalled for a good minute. I could see why I stalled because that um… That shit was nuts dude. I kept it in my mouth for the whole five minutes. The phone went off going, ohhh-gah! I heard the timer go off and I'm like, yes! Yes! The last two to three minutes are the most intense. I'm just like dude, that's nuts. Hooee! The toe of Satan! That is one spicy sucker, YouTube. Let me tell you. And take my word for it, man. That is no novice spicy, can you? Like, if you're barely used to jolapenos, that shit will fucking destroy you, dude. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just telling it like it is. That is one spicy mother beep. Okay. Like that is no candy to mess around with man. That's. Oh, that was mean. No. Okay, where? Man, I want to close out the video with some bad-ass guitar playing and I can't even find my pick. That is so fucking typical. Yeah, that never fails does it YouTube. Always seems to go missing at the most, oh there it is. Conveniate time. It was hiding from me. I rocked that challenge and I want to rock some guitar. I totally shit my face is still red. You can see the color in my cheeks. Yeah. That suckers nothing to fuck around with. Yeah, before I get into the guitar playing, Let's go in some of these. Yeah. Hey YouTube, look at these biceps! Mmm! So sex I can kiss myself. Oh, get you some. Oh! Get you some motherfucker All right I got the spooky tuning. Huh. It's a little tuning I came up with. It's sort of like an E minor ask drop tuning. That'll work just fine. Now before we play any guitar for the video let's make sure that the sound the system preferences are adjusted because sometimes cool all right so the input volume is adjusted to just right so I can play a guitar and it won't be too bad. the I'm I'm I'm the You want to hear the National Anthem and spooky tuning? It sounds kick-ass. I'm just saying YouTube. the the I'm I told you it sounded bad ass. I'm the I'm How about some standard tuning? the I'm I'm I don't know. I'm I suppose the Randy Road's live version. I'm the Oh, the screen was falling asleep. Hold on a second. I don't know if you've ever gone on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. the the Looks like there's a new sheriff in town. I'm the the Oh, well, it's just love it when the string snaps? Pat, still playable though. the I'm the Well now that's just part of playing the guitar I guess I mean what do you do? I mean what do you do? I change it out. I definitely have the string to replace it will change it out later you know but um yeah YouTube just conquered the tol of Satan close out with some mean-ass guitar playing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We're all. I'm not. I'm doing. I think it's good. the the the I don't know. One string snaps and I still want to. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. One string. I don't know. One string snaps and I still want to play it. I'm just like… Yeah. Yeah, I'll deal with changing out this string later, because this video is probably long enough. Yeah, holy shit, he conquers a toe of Satan challenge, then plays the guitar to go with it and shreds so hard that one of his string snaps. Yeah, this video is going to take a minute to upload to the desktop, but we'll get it to upload as soon as we can. Anyways, tubes, thanks for watching me conquer the tele-sating challenge watching me rock out to some heavy guitar. As soon as we get those one tubes for shipping in the mail, as soon as I get my shipping tubes in the mail, we'll get them out to you as soon as we can. So yeah, thanks for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras later.