Original Video: I broke up with my girl friend

Hey YouTube. Gotta can go for you during the video. It's Pepsi Mountain Dew, all the syrups mixed together, mice, the blueberry, because they were out, and… the soby water they had, the loaf on jug, it's pretty good. Now… I got a text of my girlfriend on Facebook,, hey, I said, hey, we need to talk. I said, what about what? She doesn't need to break up. I'm like, okay. And she tells me how she's been banging in her ex as a quote from her text. And she wants to get back together with him and all this shit. I'm like, all right. I said, yeah.. I don't fall all right, she's like, we still be, we still be friends. I said, yeah, sure, you know, well, thank you. She's next to know if I'll fall like, or whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah. In fact, she don't just get my phone out and read you all this. Now I can respect you for, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I fact, you know, I'm saying? I can appreciate it for that, but at the same time I think, wow, I feel like I tool for phone for this stupid shit again, you know? I'm so dull with love, I am tired of getting my heart ripped out every fucking time. You know, the one time I get a girlfriend, I think, oh sweet,, I'd say I break up with a second girlfriend, I think, I'll swear I got a kid, I got a girlfriend, all right, and then she's cheating on me. You know, it's horseshit. Every girl, like, you know, just pisses me off beyond belief, it really does. To be honest with you, it's just ridiculous. Um, you know, I'm kind of pissed off, to say the least. But, oh well, life goes on, right? God damn it. Oh, I got a sneeze stuck on my nose. I hate that. Oh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. go. She's just stuck in your nose. God's a frustrating. Okay. Okay, so That's just… She says, hey, I just wanted back to the hey, and… You know, she's all like… We need to break up and all this other shit and talk about how she… quote unquote, bang your… was banging in her axe, and… They wanted to get back together and shit and I said you want to break up that's fine I just wish the best of luck with your life she goes oh thank you we still be friends I said yeah sure whatever you know so it's next and a little fall for a girl so quickly I'm like ha ha is she only in my fucking story you know when I was there it two years I came here the boy out there I started noticing girls and my Asperger's of course complicated that because my dad gave me shit for liking girls and I really just fucked with my confidence because I can talk to him about girls I refuse to because he lost respect for me out you know and I used fucking help anyway while I talk with that I have a girl which just rejects me and turns me in I think if you as a fan you know this goes on for a 20 years I'm 20, well on top of that, I have a girl that flirt with this rejects me in terms of now, I think if you as a friend, yeah, you know, this goes on for a long 20 years old, I'm just about five giving up on love, and lo and behold, some particular blonde hits me from Facebook, I'm like, sweet, I'm like, yeah. And then I found out she's 14, I'm like, fuck there, I'm done with this, I'm done with this, I'm done with this, I'm done with this, I'm done with this, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I think, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I think, I'm, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I'm like, fuck this, I'm done with this shit, I break up with her. And then within that day, this chick was actually of age, hits him on Facebook, and says the date of me on Facebook. I'm like, all right, cool. Well, I'll ask for about a week, and then I'm like, I'm like, I'll ask for about a week, and then I find out she's cheating on me with her ex, you know, you know, because I never had a girl, and I'm going to, obviously, I I wanted to because I never had a girlfriend never had an exeterable back to her or anything like that because I never had sex so she had that option obviously is she decided to get back with her ex so I'm kind of pissed off on while I'm in the car I'm already going to the carnival here in Casper guess what song plays on the radio? Love is in always on time whoa I'm like… You know, I'm kind of pissed off. I mean, this is what I gave for trusting love, after every girl I flirt with rejects me, and then… That's some of the rejections I had coming, because I was a bit of a perverted creep, but some of them I didn't really deserve,, but you know, it's all just part of growing up I guess You know this is how love's gonna treat me. I'm not gonna say fuck love all you got I'm done with it You know I'm not going to date anymore. I'm not going to try. I'm you know this is ridiculous You know this is just typical me and my love life, you know I I get you know You know? That's just, oh, it's frustrating. You know? Having Aspergus really makes my love life just difficult beyond belief because, having no social look with girls or experience, so my first girlfriend, I get her, I'm like, really excited. Like, finally, thank you, somebody, you know, lets me know I exist, you know? I'm like, oh, she's 14, I'm done with that shit, and I'm done with that she, and I'm done one cheats on me, you know? I think it's unfair, I really do. So, what the fuck am I supposed to do, you know? I don't trust love as far as I can throw it now. You know? You know, we spend your entire life being rejected by girls, and then you're 20 years old, just about giving up on love, and then someone who just has to give you,, as far as to give a good chance to give a good chance to give a good chance to give a shit I'm not going to one of those 20 days of 14 months. Let's fucking sick dude. fuck that shit all right and then I find out the next one's cheating on me Well I can't respect her at least she gave me heads up saying she just banging in her axe and she wants to get back with him, you know, you know and not leaving me on for a fucking year so I can respect her for that. We're still friends, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, because if I had met a girl in Job Quar, I was going to meet up with her. I'm not going to have a job in shit, but at least she didn't leave me on for a fucking year, so I can respect her for that. We're still friends, you know, which is good. I switched to the best of luck with her life. You know, it's just give me a shot. You're never gonna get a girlfriend. Your god damn I'm never gonna get a girlfriend, you know. It never seems to last, you know, it's horse shit, it really is. To be honest with you, it just pisses me off, you know. Love is in always on time. Whoa, whoa, what? Okay. Anyway….. So anyway, I went to the carnival today, that was super fun. We were a bunch of crazy rides and just about lost my stomach. So my friend Chris was there, it's cool to see him, I don't see him in a long time as we held out. And, you know, I parted the carnival and shit and my friend Jake was there too and all that. But, you know, I'm not and I… I took me with my sisters to the carnival and shit and flew off and enjoyed that I had a thing for a fact that I was off a coupon thing. Which would you write? Which lets you write on any riot except for two and they gave you a wristband when you got into the carnival basically. So that was cool. And they were all over hot and hot checked up the carnival. It was just like, ah, really? You know, having no experience with girls just sucks. It really does. You know, you got guys to talk a big game, but they've had a little to no experience when you've had none. You know, you just sit there. As an example, I have my friends, kind of like heating, their friends come over with their girlfriends and all that, and they're all making out and shit. I'm just sitting in the corner like,'m not there, you know, and It kind of hurts it really does you know, I understand they have every right to make out I'm not persicating them for it, you know, I just feel really awkward and left out because of my assburger's so does suck. But the bonus that I have for is I'm very creative, that's something with a music a lot. See, I love music. Man, music never does this shit to me. Music never turns me down, it does this shit to me. So, you know, I take music, we're, you know. I take music we're a girl I did it, it's shit to me. I take music we're a girl I date, or, or, you know, music gives my life, okay? Music doesn't turn me down and say I'm ugly to say, oh, we just be friends or cheats on me or any of that shit, you know, music is there for me through and through, just like my friends, all right? So, yeah, you know, happy, just thinking for once that maybe I could get a girlfriend and the world could be a better place to live for me, but apparently not. Apparently I'm only fleeing myself. My hair has only sucked back, because I got back from the carnival, my hair was just so, was just sweating, and it got all taintlyp and shit, so I stuck it under the shower head and combed back so the tangles will get out you know so needless to say I'm not happy so I came home to have stuff around there's talk with upstairs waiting that had to happen, you know. I switched to the best of luck with her life. And the first girl, I found she was 14, I didn't get all nasty about it and you know, me and I could have said, hey, what the fuck you done, but you know, but I didn't. I say, hey, look, you lied to me, but you know, but I didn't. I say, hey, look, you lied to you lied to me about your look, you lied to me about your, you lied to me about your, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you know, you know, but you know, I said, I didn't, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you lied, you, you lied, you, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I, I said, I said, I age, you know, the first one was told mistake on my part. I didn't think to ask her age, I just thought, God damn this chick is out, I got my first girlfriend on the right, you know, and yeah. Before that, no girls at all. So she had the option going back to her ex, I never had an ex, or a date or any of that, so I had an option. So, odds are I'm going to get laid it going to get laid in a little get laid and I don't going to get a late and I don't really get a little give a shit because sex is not important to me You know you spend your entire life trying to get a girlfriend. It seems and nothing happens and just one fuck-up mistake after another Rejection rejection rejection two girls both, you know, rejection or breakup or whatever, you know, I just I can't trust love I can't you know, it's a friend you think you can trust for they just need to stab me in the back, you know? Love isn't always on time. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Fuck love, seriously? Fuck love. So I'm not dating anymore, fuck love. I tried it. I didn't anymore, fuck it. I tried it, I didn't like it. I'm both, I didn't anymore, I tried it. I didn't like it, I'm not gonna get a girlfriend. I'm just gonna be content with being single, I'm, you know. I mean I like girls I'll talk to you with shit, but this is horseshit, you know. Apparently the world can't handle me having a girlfriend, otherwise, you know, this would happen, I don't know, I just, I just, I just think it's horseshit, you know,, you know, I really do. love right? So yeah I go from Brooklyn and well I can respect her like I said for not leading me on for a year then I go to meet her and find out she's dating some guy you know or her ex or whatever but at the same time it kind of pisses me off you know she had the courage to say to break it off so you know I can respect you for that at least but still sucks You know, it's amazing when you get a girlfriend, the confidence you have, it just builds up. You know, I felt like I was on top of the fucking world and I think it showed because I'm out back, I'm out walking on smoke and these chicks, hot chicks, I'm buying cars whistling at me and shit. I'm like, okay. It's kind of depressing. I'm not going to lie, it sucks. But, fuck it, just, fuck it all. I'm not going to affect me obviously, I just wanted to share with my YouTube fans, don't trust love if you can. You know, find the one that you can make it work out with, great. But most guys will be like, yeah, I just broke up with my girlfriend, all this holy bullshit, all this holy bullshit bullshit, all this all this all the bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit,, all this holy bullshit, and I'm like, how many girlfriends you've had? I've had at least four, and it really sucks. I'm like, dude, fuck you, at least you've had sex for something. You know, I've never had nothing, so be grateful. You know, 20 old virgin men, this is pathetic. You know, it's all glamorous, you know, but then you've realized that she broke up and you back with her ex and they started banging and shit you know I don't you know I forgive her for her you know it's at least she was up front about and then just you know we'd be on for a fucking year and shit my god I find that'd be really pissed off so you know just at the same time I'm kind of pissed I think it's just you know we'd be on for a fucking year and shit you know to go from being rejected being a bunch you flirt with to finally having your girlfriend finally she's underage, break up with her girl with another girlfriend, and finally she's cheating on you and then breaking it off with you. You know, it's, it's hors shit. I just, I fucking hate love right now. You know, this is where I get for trusting love. I'm not going to date anymore. You don't care. Oh, you're 20. You got a lifelong… You have a long life to live. Okay, I'm gonna smoke a little bit. I'm lucky if it lived to be 50 with our dying lung cancer, okay? Fuck you, I don't care. So… Oh well, life goes on, right? So the Cobra is single again. Again. miles. So the Cobra is single. Again. Might as well get used to all this in my fucking life. I don't give a shit because… Life is too short just for small shit like this. I'm not going to be sing a lot for my fucking life. I don't give a shit because life is too short just for small shit like this, but it still hurts. I'm not gonna lie, it still sucks. Oh well. One book to heart a bunch of questions and see what you think is to go to a few another video.