Original Video: joke part 3

And you know really ticks me off about these automated machines? Like I said earlier, it's just like, oh hey, this call maybe recorded or monitored for quality assurance. You want better quality assurance, just get rid of the fucking automated machines, pay a couple extra motherfuckers, some money to do all that for you. It's ridiculous. And I tell ya. Then you finally get to tech support and across some motherfucker that barely knows English. I'm not trying to be racist because hey we all need a job, get on them for working. You're already so pissed up in dealing with the automated machine. You're just like, you know what I'm saying? But you don't want the guy to have like a crap day and then go home to his wife and family. And be like, someone yelled at me and I did not like it. It's not my fault, the automated machine sucks. And oh my name is Gabriellea, I'm a sister called Uday. Yeah I gave her, I was wondering could you have, you know what I'm saying, like Jesus Christ, try to, this is why if you can afford an actual smartphone do it. All you can afford is a track phone, no disrespect, man. I can respect the hustle. But those cards are a fucking pain in the ass to set up. The little fucking gray strip on the back of these fucking cards. Scrip it off with a coin or your nail. So you're sitting there like, oh, man. Then you scrape the whole fucking number off and you're trying to pull off the tiny ass fucking letter and place it back where it was and you're just like, what the fuck? Then once you get done recognizing the number and all that, then you got to the automated machine calling some jack off. Can I get your number again as an example not my actual number And like, what's the deal with those gift cards? Like iTunes gift cards and track phone cards? Little fucking silver strip on the back. Pain in the ass, dude. Scrape it off with your nail. So you're something like, but don't scrape too hard on the rest of the whole fucking comes off and you're just like, wow, I spent 20 bucks to get some money on iTunes. And I scraped off all the fucking letters. God mother fucking damn it. I'd be feeling like a jackass after that, tell you what. Let go, hey, Cradle of Fils just came out with the new album, freaking sweets, which I have already downloaded before the sake of the joke. You can't download it because you scraped off all the fucking letters and shit. 22 and you or 21 excuse me it will be 2022 next year It is 2020 fucking one and we cannot come up with the way for like the automated system you got just get rid of it and say have it all be tech support What is the reason for your call? Like yeah, I was wondering how the fuck do I get rid of this here virus on my phone? I reckon it was the porn science. And now that shit shows up on your internet history and yeah even the cell phone company can track it. Were you watching a lesbian bongerie with a bunch of hot out-of-age chicks squirting on each other? You're a kinky bastard. And your face is turning bright red and you're trying to play it off like no dude like one of my friends got a hold of it Yeah. In a new thing. Yeah. In a new thing. In a new thing. Fucking, then the course they tell you, oh hey, you try typing in the code on the back of the card? Sorry, unregistered code, what the fuck? Okay, try it again. Whether that's not how you read it? Oh, that's the eight, not the six. Fucking, God read it. Oh that's the eight not the six fucking god damn it. Oh they don't give you enough time to accurately read it. Well they don't give you enough time to accurately read it. Please see the number on the back of your card and so and so will register it. And you're sitting there going one, eight, four, zero, is there two or three? Sorry, didn't get that. Please say the name of the number of your card. By the time you get done doing that, they're like, here to be racist. But why don't I make the whole thing tech support?