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What up you two? So check this out. This was a pipe that a fan had sent to me. And, well, several weeks ago, the mouthpiece broke off, and it was by accident mind you and I'm sending there thinking okay how am I gonna fix this you know this is how I fixed it I took a a green cap from a dried out green marker And yeah, it shits in the mouth nicely Let's see how it's uh, let's see how it smokes. It should smoke just like a regular tobacco pint. So this will do just nicely for fixing this pipe. I have a lot of broken tobacco pipes in my collection and this one was like the easiest one to fix. Now check this out. Now I got a black and green pipe stem. I know when I was on YouTube I said that I was on YouTube I said that I was customizing this pipe. Well, the truth was I accidentally broke it and I needed a way to fix it so I could smoke out of it again. And by the looks of it, I seen though fixed it quite nicely. Cool man. Go and set that down next to my other pipe. I get rid of this broken plastic here I'll be right back. All right, product review time. These right here are Jimmy Dean breakfast crescante sandwiches. Yeah, these things are microwaveable. Now, I literally pop these pop these in the microwave. I literally pop these in the microwave. I literally pop these in the. Now, I literally popped these in the microwave for two minutes and got down to about 12 seconds and the cheese was starting to melt and I'm like, yeah, they're done Yeah cross-section Um if you're ever in the market for our breakfast sandwich I would definitely recommend Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches shit excuse me Now here's the thing you too. If you've got, if you're in a rush in the morning and you don't have that much time like literally if you don't have time to sit down and eat a bowl of cereal you know what I'm saying? You pop one of these bad boys in the microwave for a minute and a half or so. literally wrap it in a paper towel or whatever and take it with you on the go. Now the only reason I didn't tell people on YouTube but I accidentally broke my pipe is because knowing the trolls on YouTube they would have said some bullshit like, oh you did it on purpose. But, um, But yeah, it was easy enough to fix. Just had to reconstruct the mouthpiece. And I took a little bit of sandpaper and I sanded it off the end where it broke off on the other end. And, um, well with that, um, that, um, that, um, marker cap on the end of it, that makes an excellent mouthpiece. It's not uncomfortable to hold in my mouth or anything. And, yeah. I'm not. Nice to have two pipes in my collection now. for a tobacco pipe is that little piece that's attached to the stem that little extended bit that attaches the stem to the bull itself that shit likes to break off and And, um, you know, I don't like it when my tobacco pipes break on me. And, um, you know, when the mouthpiece on that pipe broke… I was so mad. I was like, man, this sucks. Fans took it to me, my clumsy ass, did it again. And I think to myself, okay, how the hell am I going to fix this? Because the way the mouthpiece broke off, there is no way to fix it. I tried taping the mouthpiece back together. A horrible idea. This right here looks like a much, much, much nicer solution. my pipe but now the stem is black and green. I mean you can't beat that. I don't know about… Oh, hold on a second… I don't know about, um… Any of my fans across the pond or in Canada but if you're a fan of mine in the states I definitely recommend these jimmy-dine breakfast cresante sausage egg and cheese sandwiches or they're pretty, you know. And why not wash that down with some delicious ice cold Mountain Dew throwback? Made with real sugar. It's real good. Oh look at that's 4.20 a.m. in the morning. Huh. Now I'd stay up past midnight to see if any new episodes of Bob's Burgers and Family Guy and American Dad and the Simpsons that come out and not yet. So bullshitting around watching cartoons on the internet. And, um, hmm, well, I pulled that tobacco pipe from the selection of all the other broken pipes that I have. And I says to myself, okay, how am I going to fix this? And then it hit me. I tried using a empty tube from a marker and that didn't work out too well. And then when I used the cap of the empty tube, I'm like, hey the cap works even better, but the cap was red. I'm like, wait a second. if I can find a green cap, they'll look way cooler in my opinion. And so I found the the green cap and decided to, and now the green cap on the one side, but on the other side, it's completely sealed off. So, I took my hack saw from my workbench over there, and I cut the other end off that marker cap so that both sides would have a hole in it and then I took my vice clamp and I squeezed the marker cap so that it would fit the stem and yeah basically I was able to fix the pipe that the fan had sent me. This fan of mine sent two pipes and my home boy Scotty has the other one. I gave it to him. And yeah. The fix on this is not too shabby if I do say so myself. I turned out pretty sick. Even seeing me smoke on this other pipe for a minute, now I got two pipes in my collection. Yearle. Or I should say two working pipes. Yeah, that'll do you quite nicely. I've always had this pipe right here as a backup just in case any of my other pipes were to break. And I've had this pipe in my collection the longest. And yeah, it's definitely served me well. But yeah, it's nice to have me well. But yeah, it's definitely served me well. But yeah, it's nice to have this pipe working again. The mouthpiece I made for it works excellent. You can see right where the break happened. And I tried, and then I sanded it off just a little bit right here with a used piece of sandpaper that I had laying around. And, um, yeah. Come on, get back in there. There we go. All right. That fits under it nice and snug. Yeah. Sweet. It's not the most professional fix in the world, but it gets the job done. Now, I'm not a sponsor… I mean… Sorry, I didn't word that right. I'm not sponsored by Mountain Dew or Jimmy Dean, but… I'm not sponsored by Mountain Dew or Jimmy Dean, but the second one I recorded ended up retaking it several times, and photobuth was giving me difficulties, and I'm just like, fudge it, you you know I could use some more vocal color videos later on in the day If you've never had Mountain Dew throwback, it tastes just like regular Mountain Dew, but there's a hundred and seventy calories per can. Like I care. And this is why I don't care. You see what I'm saying? YouTube. Do you see what I'm saying? I don't have a six-pack mind you, but I do have abs. Okay…. I don't have a six pack mind you but I do have abs okay very high metabolism and yeah I mean I was a little bit chunkier when I was in high school but I grew up my muscles got bigger on my arms and I slim down a little bit you know what I'm saying? I mean yeah I still dressed the same as I did in high school but I'm Hmm. Well, there is definitely going to be some cooking videos on my channel coming up. But I'm trying to decide what recipe I want to do first. Oh. I'm definitely going to do first. Oh. I'm definitely going to be doing a couple of burger recipes on my channel. And there's definitely going to be an ice cream bread video. And one other cooking episode on my channel that I'm going to do, that's going to be a surprise. But the recipe I have in mind is so damn good. So damn good, YouTube, so damn good. But it's kind of a bitch to set up. So I understand that we sell. I'll be doing a lot of the pre-cooking for that recipe. A lot of the stuff I do before I actually make it off camera because there's a lot of steps you have to do to get to, you know, the final process, so to speak. Yeah. Okay, why everyone's, I was gonna say why everyone's surprise, but a lot of you would be like, well, what do you mean? Not all these there are gonna be some burger recipes on my channel coming up, an ice on my channel coming up. An ice creambread video coming up, but also a deep fried chicken recipe coming up on my channel, see? And um, oh, and you're making deep fried chicken, there's a lot of stuff you have to do. And I don't know how much space is on my phone for filming videos. So, a lot of the setup is going to be getting all my dry and wet ingredients in separate bowls mixed ready to go. So all I have to do is dip and fry basically yeah I might just make that deep fried chicken later on the day actually, but I need to wash out my mixing bowls first. And yeah, I think this time it's been a while since I've made a while since I've made that deep fried chicken recipe of mine. And I think this time I'm better prepared for it because the last time I made it, I went to go film it and I had seven pieces and I was only able to save four. And out of the seven, there was like three that was completely unsavable and I tried filming it and it was such a freaking disaster I actually had my upstairs neighbor come downstairs and she's like are you burning something and I'm like oh yeah I'm trying to make deep fried chicken I'm so sorry I got the window cracked open and it was that smoking in my apartment and I'm like, oh yeah I'm trying to make deep fried chicken. I'm so sorry I got the window cracked open and it was that smoking in my apartment and I'm like, oh dude. But a lot of the things I did when I was making it looking back on it now I'm like okay and I've made deep fried chicken before and that was the first time I'd messed up on it real bad. So yeah. But basically the deep fried chicken, I'll be taking these chicken legs. And I dip them and milk and egg with some Tony's seasoning and or Italian salt one of the two and then I'll roll the chicken legs after I dip it in the egg and milk mixture I'll dip them and not show cheese dorinos and pizza pringles mixed with all-purpose flour and a little bit of Tony seasoning and or Italian red salt, one of the two, you know, and I'll double dip that shit and I'll deep fry it in a canola oil. And yeah, that's pretty damn good chicken if I do say so myself. But I think that the biggest mistake I made was, oh, when I poured my canola oil into my frying pan or my frying pot, whatever you want to call it, I tried the stove on to hide just to get the canole oil up to temperature as quickly as possible. I forgot to turn the stove on the high just to get the canoil oil up to temperature as quickly as possible. I forgot to turn the temperature on the stove back down after I got it heated up and yeah. Yeah. up to frying temperature to like a low medium heat. You know I think that recipe would have turned out a lot better but and that's why I didn't even post it on YouTube in the first place you know because it was that bad of a disaster. I basically took my d'hritos deep- fried chicken and made it better. Yeah. Well anyways, this is King Cobra JFS with another product review. Thank you for watching and catch you all later.