Original Video: cigar review

What is that, fairly YouTubeers? Chilling like an old school rock star villain. I got a package that came in the mail and it contains a mysterious, strange, on the lope. Had my address on it. Let's see. Not sure what it is. Not sure what it is. Let's see. I'm not sure what……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. We'll look to find out. It came with a note. pipe tobacco. I saw a video you did last week and someone sent you some flavored cigars which only coons smoke wanted to share some white people tobacco enjoy. Mike Provolone Well, thank you Mike provolone for the tobacco. That's most definitely what's up shout out to Mike proolone You know, I don't think tobacco is race-specific. I just think you know, sometimes people roll a shitty cigar and it happens right? Hmm, hell yeah. Got this big fat stogie right here and pipe tobacco that's most definitely what's up cool man the tobacco guns have been smiling down upon me see I had no idea what the hell was in the package because I'm like what are these people gonna send me you know what kind of weird shit they sent me free tobacco and I'm like you know I I really can't complain. However, like I mentioned in my last video, if you send me a tobacco and, you know, for whatever reason it just ain't doing the trick, it's going to get a negative review. It's not a matter of what color you are, it's just that cigar that was sent to me, it was rolled improperly in the factory or whoever rolled it, whatever rolled it, rolled it, rolled it too tight. And I was honest with that review and some people were taking it as me overreacting or why you're bitching it, you got a free cigar and I'm just like, no, dude. It's not even the point of the video. I got some pipe tobacco right here and to keep them separate for now I'll put this fresh bag of pipe tobacco in with my other bag of pipe tobacco. You got two different kinds keeping them separate for now. I decide to review that. I'm going to let's take this mother figure out so yes fans do occasionally send me cigars. Oh yeah. I'm gonna throw away two things or three things. The plastic around this and the plastic bag and the yellow envelope. I squeezed it. Oh, look at that. Oh, Oh, Oh, look at that. at that. Yeah, how long it's been since I've had a nice, fat cigar. My fans are awesome. Now the only reason I opened the box prior to videoing it, I don't want my address getting leaked on social media, so I opened the box prior to, you know, whatever's in the package, like, oh hey, I got a package, check this out, this is what I got, you know. And that way I can see what they sent me before. And that way if it's a stupid troll package I can throw it away and not even acknowledge it. See, I'm one step ahead of these trolls. I mean my fans sent me free tobacco to review, so… I'll get the old cigar cutter out and give this gnarly gar a whirl and see how it do because um just cigar review at my friend's house I was hanging out with Sean and Richard and home boy Richard got a cigar took a couple hits Sean took a couple hits Sean took a couple of hits the couple of hits the couple of the cigar and Richard's like you know that cigar is too much a cigar to a cigar, took a couple hits, Sean took a couple hits of the cigar, and Richard's like, you know that cigar is too much, she's not used to smoking them, he's a cigarette smoker and he's not used to smoking them, you know. It was a bit much for him on the nicotine, so he's like, you want the rest of this cigar? And I was like, yeah, sure, why not? I was having a drink and I said to myself, let's do a quick cigar review of this. And that acid cigar that I reviewed was quite delicious. I don't think he meant it in a racist sort of way because white people smoke blunts too you know. A lot of people will leave in comments on my previous videos. Like, oh geez, you can't even smoke a real cigar I bet huh? Keep in mind these people are coming to my channel for the first time and they see a cigar review my newest one and I get one bad cigar that doesn't want to stay lit so now they're gonna talk shit and poke fun. but then my fans send me another actual stogie that requires a cigar cutter. Oh my gurg, that just smells so good. I want to put the blanket down and crack open in both windows. So that way the smell of this nasty, gnarly gar, doesn't just fog out the bottom, basement, hallway, you know. I already have the other window open but the weather's so nice that we can literally open this other window right here as well why not. I really get a nice air flow going. and it turned out so good I tried to do the same thing to one of my other ones that I had in my collection and the other one that I had ended up snapping so I replaced it with this one right here which has an actual quartz crystal in the bottom of it. This is a style of one I can consider doing for Etsy. right now I'll try out different color combinations. Getting my business set up so that way I can work more at home so shipping becomes more quick and precise. Sometimes I have to go across town. Pretty much all the time up to this point. I have to go across town to pretty much all the time up to this point. I have to go across town to get the wands tubed up and then come back across town to get them shipped. And it worked for a little bit, it was a bit cumbersome on time, but I made it work, you know. And now I'm in a position where I can make the shipping for my business go a little bit quicker because I'll be able to have a label printer at home and I got a new vacuum cleaner so the sawdust for carving these wands out is nothing but a thing, it's gone. This vacuum works, looks just like the old one and yeah the label printers in the boxes so the lawns are gonna start coming in like boxes or something of that variance but you're still gonna get the same awesome quality that you get from Cobra craft handmade wands as far as I'm concerned my wand business is a success. I got a new vacuum so this will make cleaning my carpet 10 zillion times easier. Beforehand I was literally picking up the carpet with a broom and dustpan which gets the stuff off the surface but it doesn't clean it deeply. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't make the copper soft or fluffy. So you know, I'm kind of like, okay, you know, it got me by but it wasn't enough. So there you go. There's that. And to grab my trusted cigar car. I know about that I bought this cigar review I talked about this cutter you know what's there I know about you already know about that I bought this cigar cutter at the cigar reelto before they got turned into the cigar. Story got turned into literally an awesome bad-ass sort of fountain shop. So there you go. It's pretty sweet. I'm a little bit, eh, tipsy-ish, but I like stupid drunk, you know. So I do appreciate all my fans., free tobacco to review. Tipsiish, but I like stupid drunk, you know. So I do appreciate all my fans and me free tobacco to review. Take a look at that label. There is a fancy looking cigar label. La Capitan. Oh, it's a la Capitana. Oh, it's a la capitana. La Capitana. A la capitana. Cool beans, man. This is why, you know, cigars are considered more fancy than a cigarette because you know, different labels, different different flavors different gauges do you this thing was packaged premium fresh got a nice medium color filler on that how do you cut a cigar take a look at before we cut it you see right there that cone on the end right there you see the line That separates the cone from the actual cigar This right here is your cap line so if you cut before that that ring you see wrapped around right there I'll zoom in close to that line so you can see around right there. Those are being close to that line, so you can see it, you can, right there. The kid, the camp, right there, you can see it between the cap and right there. There's that line right there. You can see it right there. Yeah, that line. You wanna cut your cigar cap,. not after it, but before it. So with something like this, you just grab your cigar cutter and the guillotine cutter out here. And, um………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Again, you want to find that line that separates the cat from the cigar. Can I see it? Let's give it a quick snip. Snip. Snill, what I did was I cut just the tip of it off just like that. Now what I did was I cut just the tip of it off just like that. And the cut's not perfectly straight, but the cap is still attached. And if it wanted to be like super OCD about it, I could just… You know, I could make it straighter, but I'm not worried about it. As long as the cap is still on there. Now the reason why you want to cut the cigar before the cap line, you want to leave half of that cap on. This keeps the cigar intact. It gives you a draw while you smoke it. Oh, dude. Getting that dry puff on. That's got a complexity of flavors. You get a nice rich tobacco flavor and then you get like hints of cinnamon. It just has that classic cigar taste. Now the next thing you want to do is light it. So what I like to do is, I'll toast the front of this cigar with a bick. Now to be fair what smoke I could get from that banana cigar it tasted good. However it was ruled too tight that was my only complainant you know. I gave an honest review on the tobacco that sent to me and some people are going to appreciate that. Some people are going to be like, but how you gonna bitch because it's a free and I'm like I'm not bitching I'm giving an honest review like I'm doing right now now I got the end of it lightly toasted with the bick. Now you notice that when I was puffing on the cigar as you're lighting the cigar you puff on it and you want to circle the entire front of it with the lighter so that the whole thing catches. Now a quick blow, a quick and very gentle, like you blow through the cigar where you cut it, just very lightly, that pressure is going to push through and it's going to heat up the end. You do that a couple times and then it doesn't get too smoky after that. What you're looking for is a nice even light. Oh yeah this is a good cigar. Now here's the thing of it. Now here's the thing about it. This video was intended for a mature audience obviously. I'm used to smoking. This video is intended for a mature audience obviously. I'm used to smoking cigars. If you've never smoked a cigar in your life, you gotta take a huge rip of it and hail it or puff on it. You're gonna cough your ass off. Every person who tries their first cigar is gonna cough. I did it. guarantee it. I'm not trying to glamorize it but my fans do send me cool shit um a fan of mine sent me some jerky and some cookies and two different fans you know what I'm saying just send me cool shit to make with cooking videos and stuff so I got ideas for cooking videos brewing in the old head of mine and We're gonna we're gonna get a new a new kick-ass dessert burger and they were gonna also get And that's going to require chicken. These cookies are the fans sent me and putting them on a burger. Is it nuts? Is it random? Is it crazy? Is it over the top? Yes. This is why people like watching the unhealthy cooking videos that I make. Because it's like, is he really going to eat that? This mother… This is why people like watching the unhealthy cooking videos that I make, because it's like, is he really going to eat that? This mother… I've taken a look right here. The lights not perfectly even… There are some mild spots where it's not perfectly lit, but for the most part, that's lit. blow on the end of the ash to heat it up just a little bit and now your cigar is going. You don't have to worry about reliting it. Just occasionally take a puff on it. This is more like savoring a fine wine versus just you know, yeah. I'm not going to smoke this whole thing in one sitting that's nuts. Take a couple puffs and put it out for later. I didn't want to get the first couple of puffs of it on camera because my fans sent me free tobacco you know on that stem. Oh, that's good. You shouldn't inhale cigars, but I do because it's my cigar, and who gives the shit what the fuck they say? As far as cigars go this one's not too harsh and hailing it down is not too terribly harsh for me at least if you're a beginner this would knock you on your ass but this would be like a medium-bodied cigar it's not too harsh and it's not too light. It's not too harsh and it's not too light. There are some cigars that smell sweet. This definitely does not smell sweet. This is why I'm not going to finish the whole thing in one sitting. Obviously, because the cigar does have a bit of stink to it. But I did want to get a couple of puffs on camera. Get an official review of this here, cigar. A lot, Capitana. The cut's not perfect, but at least the cap is still on. The light's not perfectly even first time going, but it's even enough. This is basically how you smoke a cigar. I mean you get these cigar snobs who are like oh you didn't do it right because the cap. The cap cut is not perfectly straight. Or the ash isn't perfectly lit or blah blah blah and I'm like dude. Okay this right here is the basic rules to enjoying a fine cigar. Stop nitpicking little shit like that, like, oh, you're not smoking the right cigar, or da, da, da, da, da, da, da, the cigar snobber, he just pisses me off. That's good. What you're supposed to do with cigars, you're supposed to puff on it and let the smoke gently roll off and out of your mouth so you get a full taste of it. It's not just for the nicotine, it's actually for the taste of it too. I kind of slightly inhaled it on the end. Oh yeah. That's light, but not too light. This is definitely a medium-bodied cigar. Hmm. Does it have any really distinct smell to it? Just smells likebodied cigar. It doesn't have any really distinct smell to it. It just smells like a cigar. Taste is complex, to say the least. in this cigar because what will happen is people age the tobacco and spices like cinnamon and sugar brown sugar and then they'll mix it with ramen fruit juices they'll age it and a barrel a wooden barrel preferably. And one is aged for just a couple of years. they'll take it out, shred it up, let it dry, all the flavor that's been soaking into those tobacco leaves. You're going to get this rich aroma of complex flavors, and this is where cigars and pipe tobacco gets, their distinctive taste and smell. It's from the aging process and what flavors they add to it. But usually when you're spoken a cigar or a pipe there's less chemicals than cigarettes. There is a proven fact. This is why cigars and pipes are so much harsher. When you spoke a cigar it's so much harsher than cigarettes. You spoke a pipe tobacco it's so much harsher than cigarettes. You smoke pipe tobacco, it's so much harsher than cigarettes. That's because there's less chemicals. Cigarettes have all these chemicals in it that make the tobacco taste really smooth and gets you super hooked. Like boom like that. Okay, that's for the nicotine delivery.. This is why cigars and pipe smoking is seen as a more refined culture versus, you know, yeah. But all these smart-ass motherfuckers who were like, oh, he doesn't know how to smoke a cigar. I'm just going through comments, chuckling and deleting them, like, whatever, you know, people are stupid sometimes. Oh yeah, I could finish this in one sitting but I'm not going to because this is a rather rather thick cigar and I'm going to take my time and enjoy it on a leisurely minute you know what I'm saying because I don't get fancy cigars like this too often and it's been a while since I've had a good fat stogi. celebrating the success of my wand business. I got a brand new vacuum so cleaning my carpet will be so much easier than trying to sweep it up by hand. very expensive and I had no idea what the fuck was wrong with the other one. Now when I asked the cigar I simply just very lightly pushed down on it and go like that and what happens is that keeps that heat condensed into the cigar Low on it again and there we go. That light on it is not perfect but it's even enough that it's not going to canoe like crazy. So thank you to sending the tobacco and I'll let you know I don't think of that other pipe tobacco when I'll let you know I don't think of that other pipe tobacco when I smoke it. but in order to make the dessert burger I'm going to have to make another cooking video separate from the burger so… potentially a new bread recipe maybe. I'll see what I can do. I'm not going to promise anything extraordinary, but you know, I'll throw something together and see how it turns out, because sometimes that's just the fun of cooking. This here's a big boy cigar because you actually have to cut it. It's big old monster fats fucking monster fucking cigar like a like a used guys. A used guys. While I'm in the process of getting my business set up to where I can do it all from home, including the boxing up, I could take some of the sticks that I've collected and try to come up with new styles of wands that I can sell in my store. You know, and perfect that so that when that time arises, you know what I'm saying? Because you can't tell me a crystaled wand like this wouldn't sell on Etsy because it would. That's a real courts. And it's the courts crystal embedded into the handle of a wand. I mean it's kind of cool. Crystal Wands that tiny is a delicate delicate process. I can always collect more sticks for the batch so I'm not sure about that. But some try not different color combinations and different styles and handles. And they turn out pretty sick, I'm not going to lie. The last one I had with a similar handle didn't have a crystal in the end of it and it broke because I was trying to put a crystal in the end of it. So this ended up being that wand's replacement. The thunderstorm that we had here in Casper after I made this wand for my collection was unfucken real. Really pretty, by the way. But yeah, this cigar is pretty tasty if I do say so myself. I want to take like a couple more drags of it and then show you all how to put it out without breaking it so you can saveale it or puff on it, it don't matter, it's your cigar. But showing you how to cut and light the cigar, those are the basics right there. Then maybe you go to a fancy wedding or a baby shower and someone hands out cigars and you cut your cap a little too short and it falls apart and you look like a jackass smoking it in front of your colleagues or your associates or whatever you want to call them. Or maybe you're on a successful business meeting and you don't want to look like a fool and a tool and you want to make yourself seem somewhat more sophisticated. Well that, right, the other ladies and gentlemen is how you cut and light a cigar because as you can see, even though it's not perfectly even, it's still keeping an even consistency, it's not canoeing, it's not falling apart, because I still left half the cap on the end, you know, I didn't have my cigar card with me the last time I was doing the review. To end up having to use my teeth to cut it. Wish that's alright because that actually worked You know and left the trolls talk shit because that's what they're going to do is all they do is talk shit I got new cooking videos coming up because that's what they're going to do is all they do is talk shit. I got new cooking videos coming up. I'm relocating the other half of my business to my apartment so it's a bit easier to process orders, which means shipping will be a little bit quicker. Coming up with new ideas for wands to expand upon my product. Oh yeah, that's pretty swinging. Maybe you've had you fill the cigar. Some people say you're supposed to smoke it all the way through. I disagree, I think that's a personal choice. You can smoke it all the way through. I was saying some for later. You know. I noticed I didn't touch the label on it until it started getting closer to it. Now as soon as I took a puff on it it slid back a little ways and then stopped it ain't moving anymore. That's how it should be. You don't want to move the label on your cigar too much until it gets closer to it like with cigar I got to about here. I take the label and push it back to the mouthpiece. That's just because you don't want it to fall apart when you're smoking it, you know. Well, thank you for the cigar on the Pat-To-Bacco. I greatly appreciate that. Now I have to put your cigar out, just tap on the ash, very gently, just like that, and just roll it, and very lightly hold it in your ashtray, and just roll it around in circles just like that. Don't put any pressure on it. Just very very very very very lightly tap it out. You don't want to break that paper too much. You want that relight to be just as smooth as the first time you lit it. And then you find a crevice for your ashtray. Because in some areas of our culture, cigar smoking is considered cultured and refined. So I'm going to prop this cigar up against my tobacco pipes and kind of just… say it against the inside of it, so that… the lit end is facing the inside of the ashtray just like that. And now that it's successfully put out, just let it sit there, let it gently let it sit there and put itself out. I don't want the cigar leaf to break. I don't want the cigar leaf to break. That's pretty much almost half of that cigar and I'm definitely feeling a nice nicotine buzz. I'm not going to lie. That's um, yeah. Oh. And for the most part I keep my ashtrays empty like this one's got like you know Two tiny ass cigarette butts in it I don't smoke in doors at often anyways, but Would fans send me tobacco to try I'm kind kind of like, oh, hey, hold up. All you need is a good cigar cutter and a good lighter. And you get these cigar pipe snobs who are like, well you're supposed to light it with wooden matches or this and that. And I'm just like, dude, if all you have is a big lighter to light your cigar, it's better than nothing. cigar, it's better than nothing. Like I said, you know, cigar wine, tobacco, just snobbery in general is so fucking unnecessary, you too. I don't smoke cigars every day but those are seen as something to celebrate with. And right now I've been having a streak of good luck and I appreciate it. I appreciate it. And right now I've been having a streak of good luck and it just keeps getting better and I appreciate it. You know, the tobacco gons are smiling down upon me graciously. They sent me tobacco to review with a letter or if they want to shout out, they can shout out, you know, that kind of thing. They didn't ask for a shout out in the letter, I just automatically gave one because you know that. I'll grab a glass of water and leave you with it, tubes. It would be easier to have the bread I need for that hamburger recipe up and ready to go. Before I make the burger, so I want to charge up my phone before I do that cooking video. Aspergers I farted. There we go, that was. The computer was a little too close to the edge of the desk for my comfort. And who gives a flying rat's ass burgers? If you're going through a dry spell, because if you wallow in the depression of not being able to get any, it's just going to consume you, and you're going to become way more depressed about the issue. Pardon the pun. But you can take that time to focus on your hobbies and better yourself as a person. And if you want to find somebody, it'll happen when you least expect it. But anyways tubes, Thanks for watching my, uh, cigar review. And if you like the tobacco reviews, subscribe for more. Keep it real, all tubes, and I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side. Stay tuned for those awesome cooking videos.