Original Video: love advice

What is up fellow YouTubeers? handles but when I do I'll be putting the handles on all of them at the same time and paging all of them at the same time so that way they all get done at the same time. I'm here to give you all some relationship advice if you don't like it you don't want to hear it. There's the back button. Yeah. Any good solid romantic relationship needs four things, YouTube. One is trust. Two is respect. Three, good communication. And four, mental and physical attraction. Now part of respecting your other half is supporting them even if you're not doing so hot yourself. A lot of people who have other halves, sometimes your other half is going to make a lot more money than you do. So, like I said, all you can do is support them. And if you make more money than your other half, then be humble. than your other half. Then be humble, you know, because that could all disappear like that. Well, I scored me a brand new gaming chair. Homegirl Shauna was getting a new couch and getting rid of one of her chairs. And the chair she was getting rid of, she was just going to give it away for free. And she asked everybody who was, including me, who was helping her with moving the couch. And, uh, I says, you know, if nobody nobody wants it then shit i'll take it off your hands don't get me wrong i don't mind i don't mind using my computer chair to game out but when i'm dragging it across my apartment i just kind of think to myself you know a gaming chair would be a bit easier that way I don't have to you know yeah but no more chairs after this because I don't want to get cluttered you know I noticed that one of my wands the tip was fading on the color so I'm touching it up right now. You see my wand on the workbench. As soon as that green paint's done drying on the tip after touching it up, all I gotta do is put some podge on the tip to protect the paint and make it all shiny. Go on. Get out of your life. You don't need that shit in your life. Nobody has time in their life, YouTube, for fake friends and fake romance. You feel me? And I can understand that if you've been with somebody for over a year, you're going to have small connection to them whether you like it or not. But if you can look past your small connection that you have with them and see the bigger picture and once you realize, okay, you know what, this relationship is not good for me, it's toxic, you know, it's hard to maintain, etc., etc. Then do yourself a huge favor and break up with the person. You'll be a lot happier. It's less stress in your life. Just because you and a certain person might have a couple things in common doesn't necessarily mean they're the right person. That is a beautiful thing about dating, really, if you think about it. It's just because you have one or two things in common maybe you have a couple things in common with that person you know it doesn't necessarily mean that's the person for you and you truly do not know what it's like to be single until you've had your first girlfriend or boyfriend whatever you're in whatever you're in's like to be single until you've had your first girlfriend or boyfriend, whatever you're into. And one other thing, if you're single, don't look at it as a punishment. Look at it as a blessing in disguise. Sure being single and sexless and without companionship, yes it does get lonely, but the trade-off. Would you rather be in a relationship, having kids with somebody that doesn't respect you, they don't love you? Would you rather be in a relationship where the person doesn't respect you, they don't love you, would you rather be in a relationship where the person doesn't support you, they treat you like shit, they cheat on you, they don't hold you for your value. And this is the thing of it, YouTube. People who are in shitty relationships, they get dragged down underneath this water, so to speak, this mental anguish of water. Just an ocean of depression. People who are in shitty relationships will get dragged down underneath the ocean of depression. And they could have a lot of potential on the dating scene. They could have a lot of value on the dating scene. But they won't believe it because after a while the person they're with just sucks it right out of them. If you're in a shitty relationship and you actually have value on the dating scene, and if there's like a shit ton of people that would date you and treat you a lot better, don't let that person drag you down in that sea of depression, you know, rise above the surface, break the surface, kick that slot, kick that loser to the curb, and get yourself somebody who will treat you with fucking respect. Yeah. Normally I have a lot of respect for women. I don't call a woman a derogatory name unless it's earned. You know? I get so tired of people referring to women as bitches. Bitches this, bitches that, you know. It's so annoying, you know, when I'm around my guy friends, one of them in particular is, I guess you could say, gifted with the ladies. That doesn't necessarily mean he's always getting the ones he wants, you know. That's the thing you have to realize. A lot of guys will get jealous if another guy is like super smooth with the ladies. You know what I'm saying? And that's nothing to be jealous of. Because let me tell you something YouTube. There's more than one way to be smooth with the ladies. Yeah? Just because you can go out and get as much pussy as you want, doesn't mean you're going to be happy in the dating scene. That's something to keep in mind. keep in mind. It is something to keep in mind. And you know what I'm saying, YouTube, and that's the thing of it. At first I was kind of envious of Home Boy Scotty because this dude, I've seen it in in action, like, this dude can pull some mad tail. But what stopped me from being envious of him is he basically said it's kind of nice but sometimes it's a lot more trouble than it's worth. And I'm like what do you mean? And Home Boy Scotti says and I quote because chicks like to drag people into their drama. And I'm like, well, you know, that makes sense. Now I've earned bragging rights to some extent, because the last girl I had sex with, the last girl I had a relationship with, the first night me and my new girlfriend at the time had sex. Right after it was done, she looked at me and she said thank you. I was like for what? And she goes, for ending a bad streak of bad sex for me. That was actually really nice. I tend to think when a girl is complimenting you on your performance saying, hey you know what, thank you for helping me end that streak of bad sex. I was like, yeah, no problem, thanks for helping me end my dry spell anymore. I really don't. I'm actually quite secure as being single for a number of reasons. Another reason that I've mentioned before is that we all die alone. It doesn't matter if you have somebody or not. We all die alone. And if anything, having a relationship makes dying alone that much more painful because you get to watch your other half go before you. And then you spend the rest of your life old, lonely, and you either remember your significant other half or you forget. And you spend hours wandering your home, wandering the nursing home, looking for your other half, asking all your grandkids, hey have you seen so-and-so? And of course your own kids have to remind you. Hey, they've been dead for four years, remember? Oh, I forgot. Five minutes later. Hey, have you seen so and so? No. They've been dead for four years, remember? Oh. Have you ever witnessed that, YouTube? An elderly couple, an elderly couple has been married for 65 plus years, and eventually one of them dies before the other one, and when the other one that's still alive forgets that they're dead. It's the saddest fucking thing on the planet, dude. And when you see that kind of shit, you know, it really puts shit into perspective, man. I gotta call my hair out one second. I put some super glue on one of the legs here because well it's it needs here because well it's it's uh it's uh it need to be glued on it in the place. There we go. Awesome sauce. That leg is not coming out any time soon. Okay. I sure look, this jure is quite comfortable, I've said in it before. And when you see shit like that YouTube on the dating scene, when you're witnessing couples when you witness couples go through that you either appreciate the person you're with because you don't know how much time you have left with that person or you appreciate being single because it could be worse. Now I get so fucking tired of people telling me I need to get laid. I get so tired of it. Just because I haven't had sex in a year I'm like six to seven months. That doesn't mean shit. Sex is not a need. It's a want. People sitting here telling me. Sex is not a need, it's a want. People sitting here telling me, oh you need to get laid, oh Josh needs to get laid. I'm over here like, yeah, I need a fucking Lamborghini with gold spinning rims, fuck my bike and fuck my feet, right? Yeah. And when people make comments like that, just fucking ignore them, you know? Because, you know? Because, uh… You know? You know? You… All you gotta do is stop treating sex like it's a need. It's a want. Everybody always wants more money. Everybody always wants more sex. That's just how it is. If you haven't had sex yet, don't worry about it. Your time will come. All puns aside. And, um, you know, your first time could go really smooth or it could be a complete fucking disaster. So you know, you gotta be careful with that shit. Wouldn't that suck? You're about to get laid for the first time. It all goes smoothly, but then you catch an STD. You feel me? So my advice to you if you've never had sex before, hook up with somebody else in the same predicament, and I guarantee you'll enjoy it. you'll enjoy it with somebody else in the same predicament and I guarantee you you'll enjoy it. I'm just saying if you were a dude who hasn't had sex and you're in your late 20s and you're bummed out about it first of all quit being bummed out about it second of all find you a girl that's never had sex before and I guarantee you. You find yourself a chick that's the same age. You find yourself a woman that's the same age as you who also hasn't had sex and I guarantee you, you know, it'll be a lot easier. And that's just the thing of it. Don't be afraid to be somewhat honest if you've never been in that kind of predicament. Let your partner know, so that way, you know, yeah. Because then she'll look at you and say, don't feel too bad, I'm in the same boat. And when she says that, Oh, fucking A, dude. get to the big finish, take time to enjoy each other's company, build up to it. Even if you're not a virgin by society standards and not by the dictionary standard or whatever, you know, even if you're more experienced, take time to savor and enjoy it. Because that companionship is not always going to be there. You know what I'm saying? Remember when you're in junior high or high school you get a girlfriend and she sits on your lap and makes out with you and you touch her and she touches you and it feels good doesn't it? Yeah, exactly my point. bit. You get y'all's homework done, you chit chat and talk, you make out for a little bit, you touch each other and then she goes home. What would most guys do in that point? After that they'd be having a wink wouldn't they? Exactly. Most guys in that predicament in that age group will be having a wink afterwards. I'm just saying. Now let me ask you something. If you've experienced that kind of behavior when you were in high school, was that not the best masturbation session you've ever had? Masterbating to your girlfriend making out with you, when you're younger and shit, before you've even had the experience you know and the answer is yeah fucking feels great because you know that the image and the feel is still fresh in your mind my point exactly that's why I say if you're gonna have sex with your partner don't be in a rush to just get to the big finish. Build up. For play. You feel me? Straight up, YouTube. Yeah. You know what the difference is between a golf ball and a G spot. Ladies, that was a joke for you. What's up? Uh… Um, see, most guys don't think about the long run when it comes to sex. They only care about them getting off. Either because they don't know shit about getting her off or they just don't care. And let me tell you something. If you don't know what the fuck you're doing, ask. Okay, don't be afraid to ask If you don't know what the fuck you're doing down there, don't be afraid to ask Because nobody knows her body better than her. You feel me? It's not an insult on your masculinity. It's not anything. You're just being courteous. But let me give you some advice, okay? If you're about to finger a chick, and you wanted to have an orgasm,. a chick and you wanted to have an orgasm. Tickler G-spot and the funny thing if it is the G-spot feels about similar to a golf ball. You feel me it's got that same rough texture you know what I'm saying? Yeah. but if you're gonna to finger a chick, first of all your nails have to be trimmed. The second of all they have to be clean. That's just, you know… You got that bean-shaped thing in the middle of her vagina. That's called a clit., and that's going to be the other thing you want to rub while doing that kind of thing. Because that area is extremely sensitive and yeah, you'll notice that when you rub on the clits, it extends, it gets a little bit bigger and the hole opens up. Yeah that's basically the female equivalent of a lady getting a boner. You ever notice that? Oh and this is something you'll notice if you're more experience that when a woman is sexually aroused her clit gets a little bit bigger and her vaginal hole opens up ever so slightly. Yeah. So that being said, this is what I call the devil horns, right? You start off with one finger, either your middle finger, your middle finger, your middle finger, your middle finger, and then you could do the finger bang, devil horns, either way. You wanna work your way and you're getting two fingers on her G-spot, one finger on her clip at the same time. If you gotta use two hands, fucking go in there, one hand on her G-spot, tickle on it, like no one's fucking business, and then the other hand, DJ, DJ, DJ, go in a circle, DJ. Just like, yeah. I'm telling you right now, most women have this attitude that, oh, men don't know what the fuck they're doing down there, because they're idiots, but then you'll sit there and complain about it, but if he doesn't make an effort to ask you about it, then fucking help them out, because guys are clueless. And, you know, fella as if she's trying to help you get her off, listen. Listen. Okay? Just fucking listen already. Because you'd be surprised. You would be surprised. There's a big difference between, hmm, that feels nice to… Holy shit! Now if you're fingering a chick or eating her pussy out, and her fingers are literally gripping the bed sheets like she's about to lose her fucking shit, you are doing something right my friend. You were doing something right my friend. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So here's the thing about it. Guys work. We're easy to get off. Oh yeah. Guys are so simple to get off. It's not even that difficult. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm just fucking saying. But if you want to go the extra mile when you're fingering your girlfriend, you get some KY, mine, and hers, and you put some of that pink stuff on your fingers before your finger blaster. Look out. Look out. If you can get some cocaine, like, not stopped on, like, ridiculously hard, which is kind of illegal, so be careful with that. But yeah, rubbing coke on a chick's pussy, like fingering a chick with with some cocaine on your fingertips. Oh, you think the KY mine and hers is awesome? Dude, that's guaranteed. right there is guaranteed to get your chick off. Fuck crack, I'm talking actual. Just cut with baking soda, and that's it. Yeah. But that option is kind of off the table because cocaine is illegal. Because it's a plant. Much like coffee or caffeine. Or actually caffeine is not a plant. It's a human-made chemical. It's a human-made, it's a human-made chemical. But, yeah. And again, you can take my advice. You don't really have to, but… And the best thing of it,, getting men off is not difficult. It really isn't. when you're sucking on a popsicle and you're sucking and you don't use your teeth because it's cold and you don't want it to hurt your teeth so you're just sitting and doing this number of yeah there you go there you fucking go I'm not gonna lie. Like I found a couple chicks that have sucked my dick before and her tongue becomes a stripper and your dick becomes a stripper's pull and it just dances like holy shit. I'm not going to lie. I've had a couple chicks that have sucked my dick before and some of them were like pretty decent but then they were somers like, damn it woman. You know what I'm saying? Big difference. And then you get women who will say well I'm not going to suck his dick, why should I? He doesn't even know how to use it, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's an excuse, ladies. You're saying you don't wanna suck his dick because he don't know how to use the damn thing anyway. Okay, you know what? That's an excuse. And at that point, all you're doing is sexually depriving you and your other half. And that's not good for the relationship. Sex is not the most important thing in a relationship, however, it does make things sweeter. You should not use sex as a bargaining chip in the relationship. You see people using sex to get what they want in a relationship and I just agree with that 100% because when you're using sex to get what you want in a relationship you're taking the romance out of it. You're not making it about growing closer to your other half, you're making it about growing closer to your other half, you're making it about exchange. Money is a bargaining system, YouTube. Sex isn't. Sex should be used for couples to grow closer to one another both spiritually and mentally. Yeah. And you could take the advice I give you or leave it, but… I've heard a couple people you have more in common with. So for me I'd be approaching goth chicks in the bar like what's up. Yeah. Anyways tubes before I end this video the dating scene would be so much better if people learned to respect one another. learned to respect one another. And the whole point of these videos that I make is to help people get lead. You know what I'm saying? And to help men and women understand each other a bit better. Oh where can you get the KY mine and hers? You can get it at Walmart for like 13 bucks. There you go. That shit is awesome. I used it with one of my girlfriends previously and I'm like, damn. See, I want to create a sex loop that mimics the effects of sex on ecstasy and Coke without actually putting the ingredients in there. I wanna make a sex loop that comes in a powder and that's activated with liquid. It turns to a loop with like water or spit or some sort of liquid. And then when you have it with your other half it mimics sex on ecstasy and cook without actually using the actual ingredients. I want this loop that I make to actually have a pheromone in it for both him and her. So that way when it's being used and the friction starts happening, the pheromones are activated and the feeling that the loop gives off is activated and it literally intensifies the process. Can it be done? I think so. And when I win the lottery I'm gonna make that's gonna be one of my inventions that I make when I win the lottery I'm gonna make that's gonna be one of my inventions that I make when I win the lottery a sex loop so fucking awesome that every couple's gonna swear by it call it Cobra's kiss. is I cannot make a video I can't make a video bitching about double standards and dating without people attacking me for and I quote not being secure with it all I'm very secure with being single if I actually gave a shit about being single I try harder but here's the thing of being single if I actually gave a shit about being single I try harder but here's the thing of it. All I'm very secure with being single. If I actually gave a shit about being single, I try harder. But here's the thing of it. YouTube. When guys are trying to get laid, it's so obvious. Don't wrap yourself around their finger. Make them work for it. That applies to both sexes. I don't care how good the pussy is dude. Do not let yourself get wrapped around her little finger. That's giving her way too much control. You know, and with relationships or hookups, whatever you want to call it, it's 50-50. Anyways, thank you for watching. I'll catch you all later.